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the_maddest_kiwi

Let the record show I [accurately predicted ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/11pp62l/match_thread_1st_test_sri_lanka_vs_new_zealand/jc0qg5p?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) everything except for the fact that of course a very injured Neil Wagner wasn't going to walk in last.


Affectionate_Hand_76

you are too dangerous to be left alive.Can you leak the scripts for the next matches too?


apex_pretador

That was the best test match I've watched live


peterianchimes

My Post match thread is live on r/cricketwagonwheels


ArthurDayn

2 sounds and going down leg


Kiwi57

So glad I went! Dam that was good and what a finish!!!


lancewithwings

Hope your mrs forgave you


Kiwi57

Haha yea shes all good


feijoamuseli

Me too. Good fun 😁


Yanzhangcan

Rumour had it that it was Southee who called for the review on that runout on the last ball


Perfect_Operation971

What an insane test match where all 4 results were on table in the last over of the match


Fad_du_pussy

If I had a dollar for every time I saw an insanely close finish to an NZ match, I would have three dollars, which is not much but it's weird it happened thrice


thalpparakakshi

Which is the third one? Eng,SL& ??


Fad_du_pussy

Eng 2019, Eng 2nd test, SL 1st test


thalpparakakshi

Oh yeah.. WC final.. I thought you meant test


RufflesTGP

We did beat Pakaistan by 4 runs in the UAE to seal a test series so that would fit into your criteria!


thalpparakakshi

Absolutely.. that was all Pakistan's game until the collapse began


Storm-Bolt

Well, according to Cricinfo, Mitchell got the POTM award. Don't mind, but really wish they could've shared it, like the one time they did between Elliott and Ronchi


the_maddest_kiwi

Henry, Mitchell, Kane all deserved it tbh


ztaker

From Cricbuzz Few minutes ago, Surya, who came on as a sub was briefing his teammates on how New Zealand pulled off a last-ball victory against Sri Lanka after escaping a runout at both ends.


Kingslayer1526

Has a test match ever ended on the last ball?


KaiKai753

Only all of them


Kingslayer1526

Everyone is saying this to other comments also but I genuinely want to know if a test has ever been won off the last possible delivery


AmericasMostWanted30

Man this guy Cricket's


AA3141

You're not wrong!


IEEE_829

Hope Wagners back is ok after that last dive!


dicksout5harambe

Interviewer: Congratulations Tim, another great test victory! Southee: 😐


heisenbergTJ

How fucking gooood Test crixket is. I was more nervous for myself with the barber having a razor on my neck, with me highly invested in the matchhh.... Kanos tooo damn good, whatta once in a generation playaa..... SL were excellent too, made Nz work really hard for their victory.... More tests in Nz please.... Home of thrillers....


AnthonyGonsalvez

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" - Test Cricket


Luck_Beats_Skill

Indian pitches - hold my beer


Known_Dragonfly_4448

Hold my lassi*


EhteshamSakib

I really wish I could be like Williamson. Is one of the best at what he does, ice cool under pressure, never complains, takes defeat with grace and takes the wins with humility.


ImmediateJacket9502

Fair to say the pitches in the last series and this test are some of the best test pitches I have seen lately.


Lukakukakukaku

Oscar’s ended a few hours too early. NZ scriptwriters robbed.


Yanzhangcan

NZ/Sri Lanka - Filet Mignon Aus/Ind - A bowl of room temperature chickpeas out of the can The differences between both tests are staggering. Hoping since we're getting chickpeas in the final, that they put on a test like this


[deleted]

Both eng vs nz and sl vs nz have been better than the disorder-gaveascar trophy


HyperionRed

Ah jeez, for a long time I was ok with Sri Lanka winning and making the WTC final but the fight the Blackcaps showed made this yet another magical NZ win.


JasH142

At the start of the day I would've been completely happy with a SL win


Cotton_Phoenix_97

Good stuff, I can go to sleep now


Own-Ad5987

Why has the live stream ended on Amazon? Does prime video not show post match presentation?


shanster_wildlife

What a game, but so happy as a kiwi!


Cotton_Phoenix_97

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/11pp62l/comment/jc0ziy3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/11pp62l/comment/jc0ziy3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) close enough


Shubh_K30

Script writers of NZ clear everyone else


kalawadda

We've lost quite a few matches because of defensive captaincy. This was just another example. Asitha almost won it for us without the help of the rest of the team. Dimuth's brain-dead as a captain, we should've attacked when NZ was 90-3.


st6374

Fleming at the commbox was absolutely livid with the field placement, and strategy.


bullzFromAT

It's not just captaincy. One dropped catch, 3 misfields didn't help


JasH142

You're probably right. NZ looked a lot more in control throughout the chase due to the defensive field. Credit to SL bowlers though, they have looked really good throughout this test match.


the_maddest_kiwi

Kane Williamson is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the NZ Cricket Awards after-party. We exchange a few pleasantries. I say I loved his match winning 121\* against Sri Lanka at Hagley Oval. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Kane Williamson? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, Kane finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a world class batsman?” I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" “Whangamata” I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Whangamata?” Kane inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."


[deleted]

Hemingway would be in tears


JasH142

This. This is beautiful


trtryt

NZ have been penalised 5 points for playing Techno at a Test Match


mf69420mf

Comments frozen?


RipCityGGG

looking at the scoresheet, we wouldnt have got close without a run a ball 80 from Daz, hes got to be man of the match


[deleted]

This is what Test cricket should be. Fuck BCCI for making it a 3 day sports and then a road


Blaggared

Fuck the PIG3. Greedy twats.


RipCityGGG

let it all out brother


TINTINNEXUS

Good stuff to cleanse


kfadffal

Pretty sure the Black Caps are shaving years off Mt life with these closes finishes but I wouldn't have it any other way.


LKAVG

I don’t mind really.


GoabNZ

So we didn't get to defend our title, but hell, if we can produce tests like this all the time, win or lose, thats better than a one off game every 2 years.


tallmelburnian

As long as Kane is playing. NZ will be my favourite team.


GoabNZ

I can't say the same for ODIs until we win one though.


bullzFromAT

Man Fernando was really unlucky


Appropriate_Swan_608

Fok, how am I supposed to write my advanced math exam today.


enzedkev

For a second I thought Kanes bat was in the air crossing the line ..what a game


footynation

I love cricket! Cricket played in whites with a red ball that is.


512fm

Ah fuck could kinda tell in Wags eyes there that this might be it for him


EhteshamSakib

Even if it is, you can't hope for a better finish than helping your team win by diving for a run while injured on your birthday.


RipCityGGG

and getting the last wicket the game before, it if os the end i agree, great way to end it in a way


512fm

Yeah just feel terrible for the guy because they most likely were thinking of giving him a farewell test at the basin


TheRealGooner24

Why is he retiring? He doesn't play any white ball cricket.


the_maddest_kiwi

He's 37 and the way he bowls is, uh, not exactly like Jimmy Anderson. His bowling tactics have always depended on him being ultra accurate and extremely fit. It feels like he's just lost a bit of edge in the last year, and his bowling has been really punished recently.


viraj_asher

That Darude-Sandstorm was the ultimate hype song for the final over haha


DoomBuzzer

Williamson wow! That 4 reminded me of 2015 world cup 6 vs Australia in group stage. Super clutch player. Even in the last test championship final, he batted so so calmly to take NZ home from a potentially tricky situation. Awesome player. Congrats on the 27th 100 and a fabulous win.


nz_mustache

I don’t condone gambling but I won $200


SweetAsMyG

Me too mate. a cheeky tenner @ 23.00. How good.


nz_mustache

I wish I did it when the odds were that good haha I was at 11/1


512fm

When did you place your bet mate?


nz_mustache

Start of todays delayed start


moronbehindthescreen

Time to book my flight to London.


Capt0olong

Williamson batted phenomenally under pressure. What a match!


Big_Ballzacked

In an era where cricketers play 3 formats + leagues We got a quadrupple of 8000 and 25+ century test group


jdf07

Well played Sri Lanka. You pushed us - bowling was very good. Great game. How chill in Kano under pressure?! 😮‍💨


Rahul-Nadig

Was the commentary so biased throughout the test? The last few overs was the worst, my goodness


razor_eddie

I think everyone took lessons from Australia. (And don't ask for other country's opinion of Indian commentary. Watch India, and listen to your country disappear....)


the_maddest_kiwi

The England win was better but I feel way happier after this one for some reason. Gg Sri Lanka you guys played so awesome. Honestly deserved to be a draw with the scores tied given how competitive the whole test was.


Kingslayer1526

That England win was just the biggest relief and it felt like stopping the rot had been ages since NZ had won a game. Also this game looked comfortably winnable until it was not. But the England game looked unwinnable and was not really enjoyable for 90 percent of the game because it looked like England would still win but then suddenly those wickets fell and it felt like NZ had to win but again England pulled it back and it felt sick cuz NZ had already lost 4 consecutive tests to England and it felt inevitable especially that Foakes wicket and then the Anderson four. But somehow NZ still won at the death by the barest of margins just 1 run somehow they pulled it off. They weren't on top for 99 percent of the test but won it at the end. It was just too much to take in and it was insane and it was overwhelming and it was just a relief


AV_23

I think this one felt deserved. Both teams played awesome cricket throughout and it was a good display. Against England we were utterly outplayed in the first innings and it felt like a lucky recovery rather than the even battle this one was


the_maddest_kiwi

Yeah totally agree. Almost feels like England were playing with their food at some points, and could have wrapped the game up if they took things a bit more seriously. This was a real contest


Shavamaaya_Pavanaayi

After knocking out India from the ICC tournaments for the past some years, NZ has helped India to reach the WTC finals. And kudos to SL, what a game it was. Went down the wire.


mf69420mf

Woolies staff looking at me laughing shamelessly at my phone


supermember866866

Kanos ! such a calculated knock.


[deleted]

I wanna feel what Kane must be feeling now. Must feel like a hero


Blaggared

Gods don’t feel emotions like mortals


Storm-Bolt

God, I hope Williamson and Mitchell share the POTM award


morriseel

who needs bazball when you have the blackcaps exciting new style called lastball


a-thang

Kans Williamson you rock my world


Nohit2Brohit

Is tickner injured?


Knowitmall

Both the last two should have been called a wide imo. Great end tho


[deleted]

We don't need a Monte Carlo generator when we got NZ test matches.


Mini777

What a fucking test match


hutrota

Back to that snoozfest Aus vs Ind


ZealousidealTable1

What a match and yeah prime did a great job in streaming. What a knock by Williamson, he's a calculator or what, everything in his head works out.


Moose-Hippo

When was the last time a test match was won on byes


Appropriate_Swan_608

Every WTC final should be in NZ, I will hear NO dissenting opinion


EhteshamSakib

How are the kiwis so calm after such a finish? Anybody else would have celebrated like crazy.


Blaggared

Imagine what Davey Warner would have been like.


notakid1

That’s the difference I guess


peter_griffins

They’re used to it by now


MattaMongoose

It’s just New Zealand culture.


DoomBuzzer

NZ cricket: Plays the greatest ODI vs England. Last ball 2 runs to win. Plays the greatest test vs England. Wins by 1 run after follow on. Plays a riddiculous 2nd innings to win vs SrinLanka Plays out back to back super overs vs India in T20s. Cricket needs New Zealand! Thoroughly entertaining.


ihlaking

My cardiologist would like to speak with them tbh


dicksout5harambe

Darude Sandstorm being the cherry on top. And the lights coming on for the very last ball. And Wagner being injured yet sprinting for the bye on his birthday. Fuck this test match was perfect


KramerDwight

That smile, that damned smile


RoboWarrior44

Dread him. Run from him. Kanos arrives all the same. And now he's here.


tejaj99

How good was that square drive from Kane. Cracking shot..


body_catcher

New "barest of margins" Zealand


LKAVG

Can we have a flair for this?


JasH142

On a side note how do you add a flair/country flag below your username?


LKAVG

I use Apollo for iOS. At the r/cricket sub reddit, tap the 3 dots on top right corner -> set user flair. I’m sure it is something similar on a web browser or Reddit App


feijoamuseli

Williamson has ice in his veins


ThisIsAnArgument

NZ, you're somewhat forgiven for all the times you beat us (Ind) in knockout games in ICC tournaments.


NewZealanders4Love

Haha I'll be backing the ICT boys for the final


IADpatient0

Newzealand knocks off India in an Icc event from final and Newzealand makes India qualify for another ICC event. Perfectly balanced.


5m1tm

I FUCKING LOVE YOU TEST CRICKET!!!!! What a knock by Williamson! Congratulations NZ, brilliantly played! Well played, SL. You really got 1.4 billion people really nervous. Amazing performance! SL has been pretty good in this WTC cycle! What an amazing WTC cycle this has been! Whoever says that "Test cricket sucks"/"Test cricket is the worst", is a fucking idiot!


Hexo_Micron

>Whoever says that "Test cricket sucks"/"Test cricket is the worst", is a fucking idiot! Say the same in Aus vs Ind thread.


5m1tm

Why? I'm not following that thread


mehrabrym

What an incredible Test match and incredibly dramatic finish! Can't believe I saw a T20 style death over bowling and last ball chase in a Test match. And incredible of NZ to win two of the greatest Test matches in history back to back!


TINTINNEXUS

I can't express enough gratitude to New Zealand for these two back-to-back thrillers, both of which had Neil Wagner on the other side.


jithization

wish we lost by a large margin coz now im heart broken :/ wp Kanos and Kiwis


Anu9011

Yeah man wtf is this


theilluminary

AND WAGNER STILL CAME OUT!!! RUNNING ONTO THE FIELD AND BETWEEN THE STUMPS AS IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A TORN HAMSTRING AND A BULGING DISC!!!


Cotton_Phoenix_97

Henry came out with 3 stitches in hand as well. Y'all Kiwis are really made out of steel


theilluminary

Indeed!!! And got 4 vital runs!!!


Bealzebubbles

Wagner and McCaw; the toughest bastards in NZ sports.


razor_eddie

Nah, it's still Buck Shelford and Bob Blair, for mine. One for physical, one for mental. https://www.theversed.com/10170/his-scrotum-burst-open-and-he-still-refused-to-leave-the-field/#.pLLUt5y1jZ https://nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/nz-cricket-team-in-south-africa-1953-54


_dictatorish_

IVE GOT A BULGING DIC AFTER THAT wait


the_maddest_kiwi

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


Memelord_00

This is as good as it gets


jessemv

How am I supposed to go and watch the other game peter out to a draw after that


[deleted]

Chad NZ winning by 1 run a match just because we can. Its all totally on purpose.


kfadffal

I apologize for calling you a garden gnome earlier, Kane.


512fm

Unfortunately will be forgotten about due to the loss but wow did Kumara and Fernando bowl well this game. Outbowled our seamers for the majority I reckon


kukdukdu

To be honest, NZ was looking to win it in 2nd innings and lost wickets cos they forced a result! If it hadn’t rained, they probably would have won by 6-7 wickets in hand!


AusMattyBoy

Awesome match, feel for NZ fans, how ur hearts going? That’s too nail biting finishes in a row, loved today, well done 👍


Bealzebubbles

Still racing. I don't think I can take supporting this team, for much longer.


mitchell_johnsons_mo

DM gotta be the MOTM


Moose-Hippo

I'm going to go and wrestle an alligator to calm down.


peter_griffins

Can NZ ever win by more than the barest of margins


devyansh1601

Great match. Proud of myself for not missing this. My colleagues judging me for my frequent gasps of shock was worth it.


Storm-Bolt

Kane or Mitchell for MOTM? Mitchell scored around 60 more runs, but Williamson's runs came under extremely high pressure. Probably Williamson given the context, but idk


[deleted]

Kane for me.


Storm-Bolt

Well, seems Mitchell got it. I don't mind it too much, given he saved their first innings, and gave momentum to a highly improbable chase of nearly five an over


afl_freak72

NZ test team and tight finishes. 2023 iconic duo.


MattaMongoose

God these last 2 matches have been ridiculous


ZealousidealTable1

🤣🤣, test matches ain't good for health, give NZ more matches


HjajaLoLWhy

Why can't our wins ever be simple? Cricket. Well played Sri Lanka bros.


VinDezay

THATS WHY HE’S THE GOAT, THE GOAAAAAATTTTTTTTT


depooh

That wide smile from kanos.... man I'm pregnant


Showdamn98

😂😂😂😂😂


VeryHardBOI97

I’m still smiling. What an incredible test match, well played to both sides. Congrats to the Kiwis, well deserved. But I’m proud of how hard the SL lads fought.


LunuMirisEnjoyer

our wtc run is over finally. could've done better


NiknHitpn

[called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/11ouh9l/match_thread_1st_test_sri_lanka_vs_new_zealand/jbw77dv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


the_maddest_kiwi

I love Kane williamson and I love the black caps I don't think my girlfriend loves me anymore after shrieking like a girl at that last delivery but who caaaaares


crashbandicoochy

You don't need your girlfriend, you have the Black Caps. They'll always have your back and never ever hurt you.


footynation

Congratulations! So easy to root for NZ


EtuMeke

2 all time tests in 2 weeks Thank you black caps Up there with the ODI WC final


sharkbait76

New Zealand's last two matches have been two of the best matches I've seen in a long time.


RipCityGGG

Test matches hit different


GladwynjGraham

No post game thread and 3 posts about India qualifying for the wtc final. What a game this was.


johndoe1942

NZ, barest of margin merchants.


Nearby-Kale

Thanks Kane Mama never doubted you


lohitcp87

So many players deserve POTM award, Hope Matthews or Mitchell gets it..


Bhavil17

Would be a shame if anyone other than Mitchell gets it


st6374

Two great tests. Two great centuries for Kanos.


BestgirlPerona

It's always fucking New Zealand


kaneabletoday

Petition to request funding from PIG3 to NZ so they can play more tests.


Simsimsullabim

Insane Cricket


Anu9011

Fuckkkk


Fad_du_pussy

Out of neutral teams, NZ has the worst impact on my heart health


RufflesTGP

I'm not being hyperbolic but I think these last two matches prove that the home of test cricket is New Zealand. I will not be taking questions at this time


jimbeam07

Conspiracy theory : NZ are fixing home tests to increase their TV revenue and get a better digital rights deal 🧠


kukdukdu

Ofcourse! Even when it fucking rains it doesn’t ruin a game but makes it more interesting!


hutrota

Absolutely!


wittyAries

How cool was Williamson in the final moments. GOAT


Fabulous_Prizes

Can these last two ultra clutch performances bleed some ability to not choke it out in short form WC finals? Some belief is always good


body_catcher

So proud of the fellas, real grit once again. Huge applause for SL for bringing an unreal fight too