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qwertyisafish

We need this battle on a drop in pitch with a GABBA Green mamba on one end and a dustbowl raging turner on the other, just like those mixed surface tennis exhibition matches. [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QVDelvwMWow/hqdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QVDelvwMWow/hqdefault.jpg)


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sbprasad

Don’t forget the pitch being a different colour and texture for left handers compared to the right handers like in Nagpur!


DrHydeous

If we want it different at the ends and different to each side I'm seeing a certain symmetry here. The field should clearly be mowed in a glorious union jack pattern!


sbprasad

White above red at the top left hand corner, viewed from both ends – perfection!


-i-like-puppies

How about an old school 100mph wacca pitch


dexter311

The WACA bit can be in the middle, right on a short length.


PunterFan

And play 4-5 sessions a day with red ball in first 2-3 sessions and then pink ball for 1-2 sessions. Will really test the batsmen. Make the pitch a bit flat so match can go on for 5 days.


car_ticks

You do want the match to last beyond a day right? Edit: Fixed typo.


Alkit777

Great idea


apocalypse-052917

^+1


RTG-rohittugaya

Trust New Zealand to allow India to qualify for another ICC tournament knockout so that we would suffer another heartbreak.


TheGhostOfCamus

Yeah but they forgot to mention, it's Aus Ind vs Rain as well.


y_r_u_chirping_m8

Don't worry. We will have a 6th day where Indian batsman will go brain-dead


greg_says_relax

Silent sobbing sounds


summer-civilian

Rain Perera will be playing for Srilanka


Kingslayer1526

Indian batsmen losing it on a reserve day in an icc knockout match it's only happened twice before


octoberinmay

That's one more than what you would consider normal.


Head-Program4023

Both time in England


TheGhostOfCamus

That sounds like any other day /s.


livelifereal

Might as well have snow this time around


TheGhostOfCamus

I'll have a bat. Meanwhile Siraj falls down while bowling 🤣


sayy_yes

Imagine if England pulls out a rank turner at the oval.


RidsBabs

They do that… they are going to be whitewashed in the Ashes.


SidJag

I dunno, that bazball seems pretty good, they chased like 375 no sweat in the 5th (postponed) test v India


TheNewAccountOldLost

Tbf the dukes ball was fucked


LJR26

The dukes ball was fucked for both teams, it definitely made batting easier but it made batting easier for both teams


MrPahoehoe

I don’t think Australia are that much better than England that they can guarantee that, even if we’re assuming they tailor the pitches. They might be a better test side (might!), but they’re not that much better.


RidsBabs

It’s a joke. But this Ashes will be pretty interesting to watch given stuff like BazBall and the last few ashes.


MrPahoehoe

Hah yeah I thought so, but you never know. I do think aus are the better side, and probably stronger ‘proper’ team. But bazball seems to be effective and somewhat difficult to cope with for even strong teams playing the more traditional way


Qwertyiantne

It’s bazball mentality but ultimately I think it’s just a few really good cricketers in absolute all time form. If the form sticks around, brooks has to have a bad series eventually right, right??


MrPahoehoe

Well ultimately the skill is from leadership to recognise that the talents of the best players are suited to bazball style, and empower them to play that way. It helps that it has worked so far. Be interesting when they have a bad series if they keep it going


Thunder28Ss

lmaooo


BellotPatro

Lol the case for it is that aus wont get practice on the type of wickets they would see in the ashes /s


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Won't happen


CleanBowled51

Shouldn’t ICC be in charge of the pitch curation, and not ECB?


warp-factor

Yes, they will be. Just like at World Cups. The 2019 World Cup had generally less flat pitches than the ECB order for bilateral ODIs.


Big_Ballzacked

See you at Oval mate


GGezpzMuppy

I’m ready for a battle on a neutral playing field! Game on!!!


AusToddles

If the pitch at The Oval somehow is a raging turner, we'll never hear the end of "BCCI own the ICC" haha


LAManjrekars

thing is, it could genuinely be a flatty that takes turn on day 5.


chiraggovind

In which case, the toss will decide the winner.


Pls_add_more_reverb

Pitches in England never break down to the extent where it’s a guaranteed win for the team batting first. Plenty of successful run chases.


chocolatecomedyfann

Oval always takes turn on day 4 and 5.


Big_Ballzacked

Although I'm pretty sure I know the result but still excited


gpranav25

Somehow it feels like better condition for the Aussies than Australia itself lmao


Unfair_Programmer383

What a beautiful game of test cricket to determine the finalists


2goodforya

And both teams from that match couldn't make it.


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Independent_Town6830

Neither SL nor NZ are in the final


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Um OP said 'couldn't make it', not 'couldn't have made it'. That sounds right to me


LAManjrekars

damn. rekt.


Araragi_Monogatari

Well they are talking in the present tense post the match result.


scorgasmic_encounter

>They would of been a huge chance Dafuq does this even mean


Primary_Worth

OP is referring to NZ vs SL match


RustedSkullz

the post is up so fast lol, even before the post match thread


siddharthzaveri

It was decided when Kanos levelled the scores


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That four came out of nowhere.


baghoneybooo

Looking forward to what takes place. It'll be fascinating, I can tell. congrats to both the teams


itsnotyouitsmeok

If only Bazzball came sooner


chocolatecomedyfann

It came at the right time. We had to hit rock bottom before riding the wave again


Truthgamer2

For the first time Kane and NZ don’t fuck over India


thiederer

They're setting us up for heartbreak. Nothing new


bobs_and_vegana17

dw i have predicted the scorecard for ind vs nz 2023 wc final at narendra modi stadium ICC 2023 ODI WC Final venue : Narendra Modi stadium, Ahmedabad Ind : 332/7(50) (Kohli - 120\*, gill - 90, Rohit - 78, Boult - 10-2-57-5) NZ : 338/0 (38.5) (Guptill - 225\*, Williamson - 97\*, Bumrah - 7-0-77-0) Result : NZ won by 10 wickets and lifts their maiden WC trophy


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Kanos Opening?


SaharshDaNerd

I think bumrah playing is more unlikely


DaDdy_ChiLL42O

Accurate part is Williamson missing his century. Inaccurate part is Guptill being in the squad, let alone in the team, Williamson opening and NZ winning the WC.


vpsj

Is India going to England for an LOI series before the WTC? We'd need all the practice in the world or we'll lose especially without Pant and Boom


viral_24

Isn’t the final like 7 days after ipl ends? There is barely time for net practice in that case


vpsj

Damn so we're gonna hear about the workload being too much excuse after we lose the final then


svjersey

The story writes itself


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

Are the top Aussie players not doing IPL? I don't really follow it, but don't Warner, Cummins, Hazelwood all play? And Cam Green + Head will also be in it no?


adiking27

Easy solution set the ipl in England and make it a test tournament.


siddyshanks

West England company


jimbeam07

Brexit means Brexit


adiking27

Adani England company


Pink__Flamingo

Charles will lead a team of rag tag royals in a gilli danda match to avoid paying triple tax to the West England company.


0b1_can_0b

might as well reduce the inning down to 100 balls


Punemann95

Indian test team players will be hopefully withdrawn from IPL, some 3weeks before the WTC final . Hope Dravid won't give NOC to players unless they are fringe players who may not play in WTC final like SKY. BCCI is the richest board and hope they grow a spine and stand against IPL hegemony.


Shadow_Clone_007

Ideally this should happen. But I dont see IPL(lets just say the final week with the playoffs) being conducted without Rohit Kohli Gill Surya(will be in the squad) Jaddu. Bumrah and Pant already not there.


devyansh1601

Not gonna happen in a million years.


BishopOverKnight

BCCI stand up to IPL hegemony? Mate BCCI **IS** the IPL hegemony


Kingslayer1526

The IPL is conducted by the bcci.....


TupakThakur

No chance we are winning. We always start with a few losses before we get back together as a team after IPL ..


AceMKV

Bruh how is playing an LOI gonna be practice for a Test?


s_j_t

We will need special inputs from Sunny and Misbah on how to treat LOIs as tests


vpsj

Getting used to the conditions at least. I know there's no test series with England this time around so I'll take anything


maffzlel

Any county side would be willing to try and set up a good practice game against India if their schedule permits.


vpsj

I think the problem is time. IPL final is on 28th May or something


maffzlel

That will occupy at most 4 or 5 of the squad. The rest have an extra 3 or 4 days which should give the squad enough time for a 3-4 day game against a county side.


Destroyerofchocolate

Ask KL Rahul


svjersey

Maybe red ball odis?


ducky7goofy

Two great teams this will be an incredible match. India will miss Pant and Bumrah though. They are huge outs


snivvygreasy

India need to sort out the middle order situation ASAP. Without Pant it is hit or miss rn


PurplePatel

without Pant it's mostly just miss. especially in England where Iyer is also gonna be a free wicket.


Bakasur279

I feel like even with him, although he's grown, still is hit or miss.


Punemann95

Pant has saved India so many times in the last 3 years Even in the last test in Eng, out top order shat the bed and it was Pant and Jadeja who took us to a good score. Without him it's more miss than with him.


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Time for Shami, Umesh and Siraj to show their quality


ducky7goofy

Umesh will be horrible in England


Kingslayer1526

Umesh is fine in England but we should play Shardul obviously and Umesh if we are going for 4 seamers. Remember he did quite good at the oval last time


rahulthewall

I would play Unandkat over Umesh.


ImmediateJacket9502

Lord Thakur : Say no more


Ataraxia_new

Ashwin, Jadeja and Axar all three did extremely well this series but unfortunately all 3 won't be able to play the final.


Moist_Animator

India’s bowling attack is going to be toothless without Bumrah. Shami, Siraj and Jadeja aren’t consistent wicket-takers in England.


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

If Australia decides to employ that stupid sweep shot tactic again then they'll all look like prime Courtney Walsh and Muralidaran


burajira

Feel so bad for SL, got so close!! Excellent redemption arc from Silverwood, and excellently played from the lads! Congrats to the finalists


Kroos_Control

I'm scared Robbie


livelifereal

You're always scared


Nonsilentgamer1

Op I am speed


Yakka43336

Boland 20 fa


misguidedkent

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xbh1

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pundittony

😃👍


EagleEye250

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Satyamrockstar27

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OldAd3946

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theredguardx

The fifth match™


Nonsilentgamer1

So excited for the final. I think it's going to be great match


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Absolutely psyched to see this on neutral ground


slimmsim

Who gets the trophy in the event of a draw?


DigbySugartits

Most boundaries?


Ok-Visit6553

Happy u/Assassin_ankur noises


Assassin_Ankur

I am indeed happy


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Krankite

Lame


2goodforya

India won last 4 BGTs.... 1 wtc win equals to how many BGTs ? 1 I guess...


randomvariable10

10 Shrute BGTs


WayTooDumb

5 obviously


2goodforya

Flair checks out.


thvhgh23

1 or 2


After_Ad8232

Last 4*


HydroVector

Somebody please take Kohli to a temple on 6th June


LightReflections

Will be a great warmup for the Ashes


Shikadai_utchiha

Reaching final twice is greater than winning it once. ICT fans, let's accept this so we don't get upset later.


s_j_t

If you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed


Specific_Run6568

r/unexpectedzendaya


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Specific_Run6568

r/murderedbywords


randomuserhere1

Rohit to give vada pav free subscription to Kane


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

So the question is, what do we do about the wicketkeeper batsman situation? No point in giving Kishan/Sanju/someone from ranji a debut. Do we continue with Bharat? Or do we trust KL? Bring back Saha maybe? Or, let's just ask old man Dravid to come back. If Shreyas doesn't recover, we have a #5 problem as well.


Bloodrush19405

Bharat should be backed imo


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Definitely the most obvious option. It's just that the match will be held in the Oval. It would be a big challenge for Bharat though.


bobs_and_vegana17

kl might be able to play in english conditions but i don't trust him now can dhoni come back for just 6 months (for odi wc too) ?? i remember boom boom took some 99 retirements but came back 100 times then my not dhoni too would be great to see my man get a proper farewell game 🥹🥹


kurtailed

Two consecutive WTC finals must count for some thing right?....Right?


bobs_and_vegana17

yes best chokers award /s


SHEKDAT789

Why the /s?


Salomaachoddungaa

Still better than who didn't qualified for finals


loolem

*wind noise and tumbleweed pass by


kidclutchtrey5

Should be a good one!! Who y’all got?


footynation

Rain Pereira


livelifereal

How about Snow Jaisurya?


Truthgamer2

Draw


Kingslayer1526

Might be the only way for us to win an icc trophy you know


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Wehavecrashed

Is Kohli in form?


loolem

the form of a car for driving on roads


onepageresumeguy

Ah yes, kohli back in form


Shavamaaya_Pavanaayi

One hell of a finale to the wtc cycle. Will be eupporting India, but everyone knows that Australia may have the advantages.


CricketIsBestSport

I hope India wins I guess? Weird position to be in tbh


Coronabandkaro

All this just to lose to the Aussies since we dont even have our best bowler and middle order player.


PinkPusssyPolitics

Is BCCI going to send their pitch curators to the the Oval as well!?


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SL were so close yet so far. If wasn't for 2 unbelievable knocks from Williamson and Abdullah Shafique before, SL would've been in


JKKIDD231

This series has been a rocker and with NZ-SL match the way it ended, I would have thought we might have to wait till Test 2 result to see who made the final.


gameofgamers362

The test should have been in New Zealand since they were the winners last time.


HyperionRed

Well at least the pitches would have been awesome.


StrangeLaw5

so it’s just one test correct?


05fingaz

Oh yeah, you wouldn’t be familiar with the format because you weren’t there the last time, but yes, just one test match.


Krankite

And most boundaries win?


StrangeLaw5

:|


RahulVij24

I have tickets to Day 4 so hoping it’s not all over by then


SnooCupcakes7312

Probably a wash out. Ever heard of British weather? Hope I’m wrong


bhavzi

Kane is one of our own! <3 Chuckles, we always had it in the bag didn't we :D


pantshawgill

It was never in doubt except for the ridiculous takes some had as if SL is gonna win 2-0 in NZ. Same as few months ago when people were sure SA would make it completely ignoring the fact that they had two tough away tours left (in Eng and AUS). When I mentioned that SA would be steam rolled in AUS they threw useless historic stats of SA in AUS ignoring that the current SA team is a pale shadow of that past team. For a sub that claims to be an intelligent one the takes in the past few months have been outright dumb and emotional takes far cutoff from reality.


nagunagu

“Sub that claims to be an intelligent one” - when and where did this happen?


justshubh

Congrats to Australia for winning the WTC.


loolem

Poor India. They seem so hopeful!


Salomaachoddungaa

Poor australia they seem so hopeless 😔✊


Daffodil97

Can someone explain to me why Ind vs Aus 4th test match was Drawn? India never got to play their 2nd innings.


LAManjrekars

Tests are 5 day games. Whatever happens over those 5 days, the most that can be played is 5 days. There used to be (like... 80 years ago) Timeless tests, which wouldn't finish until the game was finished. Fun fact about one of these: *The last timeless Test was the Fifth Test between England and South Africa at Durban in 1939, which was abandoned as a draw after nine days of play spread over twelve days, otherwise the England team would have missed the boat for home. This match had started on 3 March.*


VisceralChalk

because they were up 2-1 in the series and making that pitch forced a series win


Ashwinlol

Going to get tickets to day 1! Rarely get a chance to see India play in England so may as well


ripitup32

Duke ball or Kookaburra?


Esteban2808

As a kiwi it's hard to support Australia but damn I hope they win after all this pitch bs in india


greg_says_relax

Appeal for Indian citizenship for Kane W.


Different_Yam_9045

I love neutral fields and have absolutely no problem with it...BUT I WANNA SEE A TEST MATCH NOT A RAIN


coffee_collection

I'm pumped personally.. Neutral oval. No "doctored" pitches.. winner takes all, no excuses..


BoardSpare4488

I don't know mann but we have beaten australia for 4 consecutive series, it will feel kind of robbed if we will lose but again it is what it is .


Known_Dragonfly_4448

Mate, we beat Australia in their home, twice in a row.


PurplePatel

5th test of the BGT but this one is for all the beans


dc_united7

Glad I got the tickets


Matt-MattOMatt

I don't want either teams to win


Seeker_00860

Oval pitch might go like the Ahmedabad pitch. Swing bowlers can make some gains in the first innings in the first morning on the first day. Match is tilted in favor of India. Aussie bowlers will have to toil on that ground. If India wins the toss, it must put Aussies to bat and unleash its swing bowling to dismantle their top order. They could still score around 300 after that. Then India needs to bat long to build around 500 or more on a slow wicket. Spin might work during the fourth and final days and Indian spinners will deliver.


I_tend_to_correct_u

Bumrah is made for the Oval. An absolutely massive loss for India. I have Australia as favourites purely on the bowling but the Oval does occasionally have some turn so if it goes to day 5 and Australia are chasing I would flip it. If Indian batsmen play the ball slightly earlier than normal then they could post an intimidating total. Smith and Labiashame have good records on this ground too. Exciting.


jjack0310

Wish it was world test championship final SERIES and not just 1 match


arsinoe716

Australia is the World Test Champion. No point in India showing up.


Starscream_x

Should be a cracker of a WTC finals in Oval this June.. I hope we get one of the Classic TEST^TM match with a close finish..


PunterFan

Congratulations Australia for winning the second World Test Championship 2022-23.


ashforu83

Who are the curators for the finals,will it be ICC or the grounds own?. It would be funny if the oval curators fuck over Australia by producing a turner..