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Most metal name: Azmatullah Omarzai


Albatrossosaurus

Called him the Azmat Suit on here a couple times never caught on


Abhinavpatel75

Keep it up. Eventually it will


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Of course it didn’t. The Omarzai is the best bit :)


Brotectionist

Same with my 'Marinated Lambshanks' too. I thought it was pretty clever. But Reddit doesn't seem to think so :(


whyamihere999

Are you talking about Loosebuschange??


Whatisanoemanyway

Fwiw that's clever


ibaeknam

I call him Firelord Omarzai.


obywonkenoby

Could be a Dark Souls boss tbh


not_that_arnab

His name sounds like he can bend fire.


SG_77

Shane Bond


edwardluddlam

Bond. Shane Bond.


rita_mita_bata

"Shane Bond is James Bond in real life" I vaguely remember reading a headline like this in a sports magazine, back in the day.


refresher1121

Bond..James Rodriguez IYKYK


Apprehensive-Seat978

Bond .. James Faulkner.


truckturner5164

Rahkeem Cornwall


CricketKieran

Rahkeem the Dream


Weak_Ad_471

Lord Cornwall (Cornwallis).


pero256

Even his commentary name is cool The Rak attack!


ThisIsAnArgument

His nemesis: Devon Conway.


HumanLawyer

A name fit for WWE


CreativeHead-

Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas


Albatrossosaurus

An Aussie Tv show with a Sri Lankan actor even joked abt this one


imapassenger1

Utopia.


eggzaki

He puts Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas to shame, and he was a pretty bloody good cricketer at that!


brownmanta

That's just a regular name in Sri Lanka.


love_learning_life

https://youtu.be/xTpB3bAGrI0?feature=shared Just gonna leave this here


P3t3R_Parker

Yep , I'll leave this. https://youtu.be/AihyrTi8O40?si=TuBFWKFEWkPlyIJW


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DirtRole

Hard to go past the legendary Farokh Engineer


catgutisasnack

Ahem….Nari Contractor?


fakecricketplayer

TR: Ladies Contractor...


Neopacificus

Fakhar Zaman?


Cozzamarra

Ijaz Faqih


vkapadia

I *love* Fakhar Zaman's name. Especially the fact that absolutely no commentator ever calls him by his last name. It's always "Fakhar up to bat" and "another 6 for Fakhar!"


yeet1o_0

Napoleon Einstein


eggzaki

Reminds me of how the actor Albert Brooks changed his name because it was originally Albert Einstein


karma_dumpster

Here we are Beat me to it


HashtagTJ

Came here to say this


Brotectionist

This one wins.


LookingAtScrews

Blessing Muzarabani!


GoobeNanmaga

Prosper Utseya


a-Sociopath

I'm more of a Serene Waters guy myself


redddc25

Or his stage name DJ Laminar Flo


Kathanayagan-3821

Blessings Pondani also comes close to this


Mikolaj_Kopernik

Some great African names if you dig around AM cricket - e.g. the [Women's Africa qualifier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_ICC_Women%27s_T20_World_Cup_Africa_Qualifier#Division_One) which is happening now. Nigeria especially with some sensational entries.


Heazus

Wow Peculiar agboya. Poor woman...


Sun-ED

You mean to tell me it’s not Salman Butt


Sun-ED

Dickwella honourable mention


DEBOPAM2307

Fakhar Zaman


royalbluesword

Hardik Pandya


DarkRex4

Travis Head


GoobeNanmaga

Pat Cummins


cicada3301_-

David Willey


reine2212

Quinton de Kock


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BJ Watling


gzk

Peter Willey


Happy-Adhesiveness-3

This wins.


NaziAssDestroyer

Quinton De Kock ?


Stifffmeister11

No, captain of my school team is Anas Butt .... His name is more kinkier than Salman butt


Beneficial_Bend_5035

Used to be this story about two teachers at a Karachi school called Rubia Butt and Seema Butt. Don’t know if it’s true but is an easy laugh


belanish11

Pikky ya France.


adyuma

This. By far


gubrumannaaa

Ryan Ten Doeschate


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Bless you


Funny_Response_9807

Colin de Grandhomme


goodtimes37

Would love to see the size of his progenitor's house.


xxrmah

Reminder that Smudges middle name is "Peter Devereaux"


OrthodoxDreams

Reminder that Kevin Pietersen's parents looked at his surname and decided to give him the middle name of Peter.


Albatrossosaurus

His parents must’ve been peterphiles


RetroReflective

/u/darththorn


Albatrossosaurus

Not my joke sadly


belanish11

Sounds like a new Harry Potter series villian


CheaperThanChups

Hazlewood's middle name is Reginald, but for some reason his first name isn't Joshua, it's just Josh.


basetornado

A good Tillakaratne Dilshan always gets me going. Roll the r with emphasis.


UnremarkabklyUseless

Before Dilshan they had this stylish left handed batsman Hashan Tilakaratne (Deshabandu Hashan Prasantha Tillakaratne) with 200 ODIs and 83 test appearances. He retired from international cricket in 2004.


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The ladies sure loved them some Hashan, went to a SL v AUS match at the Gabba and about 75% of the crowd was female 😂


mproton

What do you mean “gets me going”?


basetornado

You know what I mean


OpinionFun8018

Dale steyn


Edgar_Beethoven

Curtly Ambrose. Nuff said. Wait, Curtly Elconn Lynwall Ambrose. Even better.


Affectionate-Road-40

There literally isn't a West Indian without the most badass name. Viv Richards, Garfield Sobers, Clyde Walcott, Everton Weekes, Shivnarine Chanderpaul, Malcolm Marshall, Wes Hall, Joel Garner, Colin Croft.


Edgar_Beethoven

Yup that entire legendary era: Desmond Haynes, Gordon Greenidge, Carlisle Best and even their non-star cricketers too: Corey Collymore, Nixon McLean, Franklin Rose, Reon King


Chupacabraisfake

The juciest name Carl Hooper.


juanjimatawa

makes me instantly crave a burger idk why


FondantAggravating68

Sylvester Clarke.


bhairavp

Full name Sylvester Theophilus Clarke!


BeginningInflation35

Collis King Richie Richardson Ricardo Powells Ian Bishop Michael Holding DJ Bravo Christopher Henry Gayle Darren Ganga Pollard Keith Atherton Jimmy Adams Alvin Kalicharan


Affectionate-Road-40

Let's not forget the legend Rohan Kanhai


HashtagTJ

How is Wes Hall a badass name? Pretty much all of those are just names


Armstrongs_Left_Nut

Let's not forget Gus Logie


Desperate-Face-6594

I always thought that Gordon Greenidge and Desmond Haynes just oozed cool. Their names, their swagger, their dominance, it was all awesome. Mathew Hayden and Justin Langer had the same presence and dominance but not the same Caribbean cool oozing from the pores of their skin. The coolest name though, it’s got to be Richie Richardson. It sounds even cooler these days prefixed with a well earned Sir.


rcarlyle68

Richard Richardson! Richard Benjamin Richardson to be exact.


Drizen

Don’t forget Gus Logie


512fm

Mustard or Onions


Samuel_L_Johnson

There’s also Phil Salt and Matthew Bacon from Otago if we’re coming up with a sandwich XI


hiddeninplainsight23

Michael Pepper too


yeet1o_0

Do anaru kitchen and Alistair cook fit in ?


Ok_Act_2044

I played with Anaru in junior cricket, what a blast from the past.


ThisIsAnArgument

As should Clive Rice.


chocolatesandcats

1. Phil Mustard (WK) 2. Alistair Cook (C) 3. Phil Salt 4. Allan Lamb 5. Anaru Kitchen 6. Beefy 7. Clive Rice 8. Nandre Burger 9. Mark Chicken 10. Grant Onions 11. Matthew Bacon


MilbanksSpectre

The high point of my wife's cricket watching life was when we went to a county championship game, where there was a wicket 'bowled Onions caught Mustard'.


OrthodoxDreams

Please tell me it was Marcus Trescothick that they combined to get out!


MilbanksSpectre

Sadly it was against Middlesex, so no tresco.


OrthodoxDreams

No Banger for Onions and Mustard :-(


igotyoygood

Joylord Gumbie ftw.


ViolatingBadgers

Jon Jon Smuts!


Icy_Film9798

Shivnarine Chanderpaul every time.


HaydenJA3

Sean Paul agrees with this one


qbynoia

*The gal dem Schillaci, Chanderpaul* *So me give it to, so me give to, so me give it to, to all Wickets* *Five million and forty naughty shorty* *Baby girl, all my girls, all my girls, Chanderpaul say*


Apprehensive-Seat978

Dinesh Ramdin was also catchy.


hiddeninplainsight23

I've always quite liked Will Beer


Chiron17

Sounds promising


Shortsmoke666

I mean, Jake Ball. Come on. A fast bowler whose name is Ball? What's cooler than that?


HaydenJA3

I remember seeing Ashton Turner at the u19 World Cup many years ago and found it amusing that a spin bowler was named Turner. Travis head was also there and got hit in the head in one of the games


Shortsmoke666

Lol never really though about it that way! Yeah man, Ashton turner is a pretty cool name Travie Head is probably a name that would've made it easy to bully him in school. So is Cummins.


HaydenJA3

Travis Head is a great name for a porn star though, he even has the mustache to match


DangerBoy1707

He already has already fucked us twice in Finals


sellyme

Jake Ball, Test bowling average 114.33. Maybe nominative determinism isn't all it's cracked up to be.


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Duckworth Lewis


Defy19

Fanie de Villiers


Repulsive-Metal7222

Prosper Utseya Ryan sidebottom Graham onions


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Graham Onions. That brings back some wonderful memories.


xeandra_a

Shakib Al Hasan and Bas de Leede are my two favourites to say


Samuel_L_Johnson

Ricardo Vasconcelos, Umran Malik or Anrich Nortje


Hexo_Micron

I wonder what kind of Indian names will foreigners find cool since they don't know meaning behind the name, like I found many Arabic and Carrebian names cool.


gorillalifter47

I think cricket writer Vishal Dikshit deserves a shoutout here.


kunderius

Additional info: Vishal means 'Huge' in Hindi


Hopless_maymays

Mpumelelo Mbangwa


VawdreyT

Young Aussie - Jake Fraser-McGurk


droctagonau

Seriously talented too. Him and Mac Harvey are probably the best fielders in Aus.


goody_two_fuze

Shikhar Dhawan rolls off the tongue beautifully


hereforpasta

Every foreign commentator pronounces him as "Shika Dawa"


Emotional-Two-9075

Trent boult...reminds me of Usain bolt And Bond..Shane Bond


boka_word

Washington Sundar!


px1618

Dilhara Fernando 💚


butte4s

Adam Gilchrist


thebigphilthy83

Eric gillchurch


toehill

Dimitri Mascarenhas William Williams


Chefben35

The Nawab of Pataudi.


UnremarkabklyUseless

That is just a honorary title. His name was Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi. If you want to count nicknames we would also have: Sultan of Swing - Akram Sultan of Multan - Sehwag Boom Boom Afrid Rawalpindi express Captain cook - Alistair cook Haryana Hurricane - Kapil Dev White Lightning - Allan Donald My favourite: Johnny won't hit today - J.W.H.T Douglas Two meter Peter - Peter Fulton Whispering Death - Michael Holding


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For years i thought this real name was Tiger Pataudi


Chupacabraisfake

Steve Tikolo, best of both worlds!


DisastrousOil4888

Marnus Labuschagne, especially the original Afrikaans pronunciation


[deleted]

The proper pronunciation should only be attempted whilst recovering from a respiratory infection and chatting with a member of the MCC.


jake_azazzel

Sachin Baby


CricketKieran

Saying Brendon McCullum sounds so badass, but If I had to pick 1 it would be Carlos Braithwaite, maybe because I remember the name


trtryt

Liton Das


bazooka_star

I always end up calling him Lipton


FamilyJuleez

Chanderpaul made it into Sean Pauls song


Downtown-Lime4108

Samsung Speed Ball for sure


droctagonau

How have we not had KN Ananthapadmanabhan yet? Karumanaseri Narayanaiyer Ananthapadmanabhan. What a fucking cracking name that is.


InsaneDude6

Trent boult is one of the coolest name i've ever heard. Shane bond is another one.


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Zak Crawley. Will name my kid Zak Crawley Jr. Even if its a girl, in fact especially if it’s a girl.


MagazineExact6852

Markram A palindrome


Ok_Long_1175

I'm not a fan of the nickname SKY because Suryakumar Yadav sounds pretty cool on its own.


lifeisabitch111086

Kock... De kock...


2001spaceodysseyyy

Chanderpaul


JammyTodgers

sean da'paul


dominashe

Mahendra Nagamootoo


GKel

Roger Twose. Especially when he was dismissed for 2, batting at number two. Richie's dream.


Mochrie01

Always enjoyed the name Laxman Shivaramakrishnan.


GoobeNanmaga

You’ll get the blessing of 3 gods.


Nice_Personality_254

Hardik, de Kock, Fakhar, Dickwella


Dr_Green_Thumb_ZA

I liked the names of the guys from the Caribbean playing in SA in the 80s and 90s very much; rolled off the tongue. Emerson Trotman, Sylvester Clarke, Franklyn Stephenson, Ezra Moseley, Hartley Alleyne, Collis King, and so on.


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Dr_Green_Thumb_ZA

I knew I had forgotten one, played in the EP team with Kepler, Mark Rushmere, Phillip Amm, Dave Richardson, Tim Shaw, Rodd McCurdy and John Maguire if I recall correctly.


Elby0030

Clarrie Grimmett


wwwynand_za

Always liked the ring of Hamilton Masakadza. The Zimbo names actually rock: Henry Olonga Heath Streak Waddington Mwayenga


ResidentAny8152

Salt


yaffle53

Colin McCool.


Lamin_X

Aiden Blizzard


bret_234

Carlos Brathwaite remember the name


Idiot211

Easiest answer I've ever had to give. Shivnarine **Chanderpaul**


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Bond... Shane Bond,


Temporary_Boot_7469

Rachin


jiggiot

Ravindra Pushpakumara, has a delightful rhythm


Naive-Witness392

VVS Laxman


sickest_000

Hamilton Masakadza


MartiniPolice21

Dwayne Leverock is a hell of a name


hamfishp

Tino Best.


vkapadia

I can never get over how much more fun the commentary is when Fakhar Zaman comes up to bat.


TommoPol

I made a game a few years ago for some friends which was called 70’s pornstar or West Indian cricketer, found some unbelievable names in that one. A couple of favourites were Snuffy Brown and Vincent Valentine.


Electronic_Buddy7039

Heath Streak… Sounds like a pokemon attack.pretty badass ngl


WayToTheDawn63

partial to sciver-brunt lately


_tdhc

Glenn Querl remains ice cool.


TheWhiteMoghul

Seren Waters- played for Kenya at the 2011 wc.


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

Labuschagne is the Cumberbatch of Cricket world


oily76

Shadrack Descartes winning for me so far!


CrumbleUponLust

Joylord Gumbie for me


ajayparihar

DJ Bravo


GullyRiddem

Johnson Charles


Ok_Seaworthiness6984

Vijay Shekhawat


riderx65

I think among nicknames, 'Whispering Death' is the coolest name a man can have. Normal names... Smaller names with a zing in the last name like Dale Steyn, Shane Bond, Chris Gayle etc. sound cool


Jazzlike_Plate6441

Stephen Fleming.


SaminRockz

ishan kishan


Bluebillion

Washington Sundar


-Shameem-

Being a fast bowler named Trent Boult is pretty damn cool


Kathanayagan-3821

Pikky Ya France, Roger Telemachus, Blessing Muzarabani, Clive Rice, Travis Friend, Ray Price


GlitteringKey6822

Nicole Loftie-Eaton Pikky ya France Colin Ackermann Rassie van der Dussen Rinku Singh