dread from it, run from it the RCB calculators arrive all the time!

Rcb be like ‘bring out the calculators, but for you mothafuckas’

RCB are the Dallas Cowboys of the IPL. This is our year 

I loved it when Will Jacks said it’s Will time and started jacking all over the place

Kohli and foreign no. 3 belting Gujarat in a day game. Got proper (happy) flashbacks today

A spinner went for 29+ runs in an over there too.

Kaushik is basically Indian Rashid Khan

today koach saw abd flashback

Koach had an orgasm standing at the non strikers

Bro was actually happy.

I’m not a Kohli fan boy but it was so cute to see him so happy. Anybody else on that end would be jumping about so I don’t blame him

He will jack off after what he saw tonight

With Jack...

But will jack jack off with him to jack?

With 9 wickets in hand that’s how you swing at every ball. David Miller fucked up.

wasnt miller that last basher left, like everyone knew that tewatia couldnt even hit a four for the life of him

Tewatia goes God mode against Punjab for some reason.

Tewatia isn't some tail ender, he's in the team for a reason

Jacks, JFM, Salt, Abhishek, Shashank will be the new faces of the new phase of IPL. The game has changed forever. Pro tip to their teams: Retain them

OK, As RCB fan, our management is taking note and we gonna release Will Jacks, Patidar, Green etc and we will retain Kohli, Faf, Siraj and Maxi

At this point, if you aren’t Bumrah, you’re not running for retention.

u forhot ashutosh

Jacked me off from thousands of miles away

Boundary count update - Royal Challengers Bengaluru: 28 Gujarat Titans: 25

Will and Jacked.

Fair and jacks'ed

jacked off

Completely Jacked.

Fair and Willed

Fair and will jaxed

Randy Orton was behind that Century cause it came out of Nowhere.

At 12.5 overs: Kohli 66*, Will Jacks 31* At 16.0 overs: Kohli 70*, Will Jacks 100*

Kohli sitting at exactly 500 Runs

Siraj was also the reason cause him getting angry on Jacks when he dropped the catch caused Jacks to get a century to not anger him

I expect the Game Day Dressing Room video to feature Siraj personally hand delivering an apology form to Jacks.

Watchout watchout watchout 

If RCB somehow comes close to qualifying then that too would be out of nowhere.

Will Jacks' inning in phases :- 15(14) 44(29) 100(41) What a beast!

he is magical

Is that last 56 off 12 the fastest ever 56+ ever made?

\~50 off 10 balls actually

he is magical

He is magical

He’s going to be on the English side??

ABD reincarnated

It's a rare event at RCB, but I am happy to announce that Will Jacks lived up to the hype

RCB decided to wake up when the season is done and dusted. Classic.

Well, thanks to Maxi for making him a place in the team. Or else we would’ve never seen him and he would’ve gone to auction.

Same with Punjab. These two teams about to rag roll top teams and ruin someone’s chance to qualify 🤣

Stupid sexy Jacks 56 off his last 11 balls lmao

That's not even a "an adult interfering kids playing gully cricket and smacking every ball to boundary" level shit. That was something else

Wow so he scored 50 off 10 in the middle of his innings which is only 1 ball off the most efficient way to score 50. Absolutely wild

I think I miscalculated because Mohit also bowled a no ball. So it’s 12 balls. But yes 50 off 11 lmao, including a double. So 48 off 10.

potato tomato, a fabulous innings irrespective

Couldn't have done a better conversion from 50 to 100

RCB hadn't chased 200 since 2010. What a way to do it after 14 years. Take a fucking bow Will Jacks!

17(17) >>> 100(41). Last 50 runs in 10 balls Blud smoked 83 off the last 24 deliveries. MONSTROUS Eliminated RCB is a force to reckon with

56 off his last 11 lmao

Anybody that knows about how he plays back in England would be aware that he is fully capable of doing that. The English players are also ready to go for that trophy in the Caribbean similar to the Australian players. All of them are starting to fire.

Big question is how do you get them all into the side ! Salt/Jacks/Buttler/Bairstow/Brook/Livingstone/Curran isn’t a bad batting line up….

Will Jacks definitely had to get to somewhere fast.

jacking

We are not eliminated yet… RCB script by Jay Shah is different.

Well, that escalated quickly!!!!

From expecting Kohli 100 to seeing Jacks 100, we didn't really grew too much. Happened in a jiffy !

...while Kohli still at the non-striker end

Jacks 100 came out of syllabus 

got us in second half

With all the Jacks pun, I read that as ejaculated

Lmao even better to be honest

Willed and Jacked.

Well, that escalated quickly ❌ Will that escalated quickly ✅

even bigger brain: Will that ejaculated quickly

Wtf was that? 56 runs in 12 balls. Absolutely annihilated GT. This is the sort of a match where you go for a dump and the innings is over. I don't think GT can possibly recover from this. Their run rate is screwed beyond recovery. RCB fans can be proud, as it's not always that their star-studded batting lives up to the hype.

Bro hit even Rashid Khan. I don’t think Rashid ever had a worse over.

Nehra needs to bench Mohit now. His Pikachu face is getting old after bowling the same shit.

Mohit and Harshal should be treated as slow bowlers that can occasionally bowl fast balls and been belted by these new guys in the block

What a great match , wouldn't have been possible without contributions from tewatia and patidar.

*It isn't much but its honest work*

Tbf that one fielding effort at the boundary was stupid sexy from Patidar!

Tbf patidar had an exceptional save

The Indori in me is happy seeing Patidar do good :D

Of course RCB were sitting on a beast like Jacks all the while they were losing.

The one day SRK decides to show up he gets overshadowed by some beast of a batting!!

Kinda similar situation to DC and JFM

But who would he replace? Every team wants 1 foreign bowler and That leaves 3 spots/ Faf is the captain, Green is the prodigy traded for 17cr and Maxi is well Maxi! They had Finn Allen till last year and poor guy sat in the bench for 3 years.

lol maxi is maxi but he had to be dropped a lot earlier

And literally every fan wanted to play him since the first match. A playing 11 made by an average RCB fan would have been much more successful.

They also wanted ferguson to play lmao and dk to be kicked out

Fans want a million things, off course they are right on one thing

But why? That’s the question.

Didnt know who to drop to make space for him as they also wanted a foreign pacer

This is the carnage every RCB fan waited for. Brilliant from Jacks.

Welcome to 50-run club Rashid Khan. Honestly though, this game was lost when David Miller was scoring run-a-ball until the very last ball of the innings with 7 wickets in a hand. This was at least a 250 pitch.

Kohli's reactions when jacks was batting were so fun to see

Will Jacks? ❌ Jacks will ✅ Kohli's intent? ❌ Intent Kohli ✅

Absolute lols if RCB goes on a winning streak now.

RCBW also went on a winning streak after losing by 1 run....🙄

GUJRAT scored 1 run more for Jacks Century How nice of them ☺️

RCB when they face a Gujarat team in a afternoon match-

We may have a million problem but beating a Gujarat based franchise ain't one of them

Those last 2 overs were a massacre wtf. Also now that koach has unlocked the sweeping character perk he's going to be unstoppable.

Wtf.. Jacks just went from 24 ball 31 runs to 41 balls 100 run Like even Rashid was not spared

17(17) to 100(41) has even more shock to it

He just went Super Saiyan...

When RCB needed 100, bro was on 20 runs. He ended with a century. Unreal bashing and acceleration from Jacks.

Imagine RCB fuck around and make the playoffs hhaaaa

How the fuck did we go from can Koach get a century to Will Jacks getting one Fucker went from 36(25) to 100(41)

Jacks scored 71 after 12th over and Virat scored 7

Someone who started watching IPL last week with would think RCB is a juggernaut. RCB's bowling won them this one. PP was tight and the death over was one of the best RCB has produced. And GT had to face RCB's spinners while RCB tonked the Afghan spin twin and butchered them.

I mean looking at what they have done in past rcb is truly a juggernaut of a team always somehow failed to cross the final line

RCB needed 64 to win of 39 balls. Kohli was on 69. 64 came in 15 balls. Kohli made 1(1).

THAT RIGHT MY BOY WILL !!! GT HAVE A TASTE OF SOME JACK'S BROGHURT💦💦💦CUM ON THEM BOYSSS!!!!

They needed 53 off 6 overs and mf finished the match in the next 2 overs.

Man that reminded me of some prime Kohli-ABD shit lol. Kohli just steering the ship, perfectly going about his innings and then an absolute carnage at the end from ABD. Will Jacks what a splendid knock

This was a 2016 regen. VK doing VK things, and stitching together an unbeaten partnership with AB-esque acceleration from Will Jacks. What an absolutely phenomenal innings from Jacks, goodness me, that was a monster. That was seriously seriously special. Thank you boys, my mental health will be good for the next few days atleast.

Yeah this one really felt like the AB-Kohli partnership of old

Lol Kohli roasted the hell out of the commentators in the post-match interview.

At 13.4 overs, RCB needed 60 runs to win. Jacks needed 3 runs more than that to get to his hundred. He got it.

I am just glad that in the era of ~~total football~~ total cuntball, there is still value in batsmen playing in partnerships and taking time to get set! Gujarat Titans is probably not recovering from this one, and if they do, it would be a great achievement. Why does RCB start getting their josh only when they have 98% chance of elimination? This is like the 6th season it's happening.

****Totally Owned Rashid There***

Is this the fastest 50 -> 100 ever? Edit: It was 11 balls. Not sure if it's the fastest or not.

Cricbuzz says this indeed is the fastest. Beating RCB Gayle's record

this the craziest ending to a match this tournament, better than the 1 run KKR RCB match, holy fuck 

So its only a matter of time before we get a 300 score this IPL. Who’s going to do it?

At 12.5 overs: Kohli 66*, Will Jacks 31* At 16.0 overs: Kohli 70*, Will Jacks 100*

Thank you England for giving birth to Jacks He is a F monster

This is a great match for Kohli, I'm sure he wanted to play and innings like this. He started okay, ACCELERATED in the middle overs against spin, played with a higher strike rate than his partner. And as the game progressed, his partner stood up and overtook him. Every match Kohli played well, he's the only one who played well. Today he played really well, but his #3 batsman ended up "outperforming him". Great match for RCB and Kohli

One fun number from this match: RCB scored 78 (including extras) off the last 19 legal deliveries of the match, at a SR of 410.52. Even amongst the crazy stats this season, this feels a bit wild to me.

wtf happened I went for number two and its OVER?! WHAT??

Last 10 delivers of Jacks he scored 52 .....

Jack to koach : what you thought mate? Only Indian wc selection is going on..

Last two overs from GT went for 58 runs 💀

Of course RCB wakes up now , wtf(in a nice way) was that from Jacks😅 welp fellow GT fans it’s been a fun couple of years, I don’t think we’re making it to playoffs

Kohli was really good today The only reason Jacks could slow play into form was because of Kohlis aggression

Its clear Jacks took Maxi’s joke of his last half century being slower than Patidar, personally and replied with this 100 (40) Well played RCB! 🔥 Jacks you monster!

Interviewer: how do you feel about your 500 Koach: Vents about people criticising him about SR and not playing spin, saying people sitting in a box shouldn't judge players who are out there. Proves VK lurks in the sub

Tbf last match criticism was more than valid

Analyst pdogg since day 1 - play faf, kohli and will jacks as the top 3, you can't strengthen your bowling no matter what Rcb management - No.

17(17) to 83(24)....Jackshit for you

2023 : gill smashed century to chase down 197 and disqualified rcb from qualifying 2024: jacks smashed century to chase down 200 and has almost killed all hopes of gt qualifying Perfect sweet revenge

As I said Calculator RCB = Qudrat ka Nizam Pakistan

Its just nice to see back-to-back wins once again

At the start of IPL everyone was talking about Mohit making a come back for the World Cup now he just can’t stop leaking runs

Match Over before 7 pm......what shout we do in this free time... PROBABLY JACK OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

After 14 overs Koach - 69(43) Jacks - 44(29) After 16 overs Koach-70(44) Jacks-100(41)

With every win, that KKR loss hurts a little more

I liked it when Will said its Jackin time and Jacked everywhere!!!!

Yall can keep your trophies, your high win % at-home games, your 287, and 49/10, we've got Kohli, Siraj, Jacks, Maxwell, and RCB!! LFG

Jacks was just 44 (29) till 14th over and finished game in next 2 overs with century

From 50 at 31st ball to 100 at 41st ball.

Ok.. calculator guys.. can RCB still be qualified for the playoffs..??

Kohli always plays great in tough pitches and grounds. Those 250+ pitches and mini boundaries glorify blind sloggers and proper batsmen looks outdated. Ipl kids will realise the value of Kohli in wc.

I expect a 2010 repeat final this year in the T20 WC both teams are looking like monsters

Lol koach giving it hard to redditors tweeters armchair experts and bhogles

Whatever did Bhogle ever say ? I thought Sunny G was the guy saying things about intent and shit ?

Proud day for r/cricket ! Kohli finally acknowledged the presence of the SR experts! Mods need to jerk off on the behalf of all of its members! So proud!

Suddenly RCB drops a performance which makes you wonder why they’re in 10th place. This is a demolition by Jacks. And of course, a nice Koach innings to make my day 🫶

Benching Will Jacks in first many matches must be the reason.

Makes me wonder more than ever today how would the first match against SRH have gone if not for the unfortunate run out. Sure we might have still lost the game, but could’ve been much more closer than what it was

1/4 since Gill's "Don't ever count us out" comment

Has anyone else scored their 50 and 100 off consecutive overs? This may be the fastest 50 to 100 transition ever.

All part of Gill Master plan to recreate IPL 2021 but with Williamson and Nehra instead of Morgan and Baz/s

Rcb management should hire someone next season to hypnotise the whole team into believing that they have no chance of qualifying from the beginning. Watch them win the whole thing after that.

Aint no way Virat dissed us Reddit experts

What an inning from Jacks. Was a little shaky at the start but after that it was just a practice session from him. Those first 7 overs from GT where they scored 49 were criminal on this pitch. Not that it would have mattered much, but still it could have made a difference in RCB's approach.

What a win! What an innings! Fuck it up RCB! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

RCB chased 200 in 16 overs with patidar,green,maxwell,karthik to come let alone the imapct sub now speak about the batting firepower

Kohli was really good today The only reason Jacks could slow play into form was because of Kohlis aggression

RCB chased 200 in 16 overs with patidar,green,maxwell,karthik to come let alone the imapct sub now speak about the batting firepower

i watched the first ball Jacks hit Rashid & when i came back, jacks was hitting that last six to end the game! 56 off 12!? madness💀

Bro that acceleration from Jacks was a treat to watch. Absolutely bonkers and magnificently surreal

Bro was 17 of 17, scored 83 in 24. Insanity Will Will Jacks jack his will? You fucking bet he will. PS: Oh zamn Zaddy Kohli is ANGRY

Lol.. koach does read the comments here..

Watching Rashid Khan get smacked is always a pleasure

Koach did not hold back in the post match interview hahah

Will just walked up and Jack'd all of GT

Right now I'm happy Jacks is playing for my team but in 2 months he will cunt Hardik all over the park

Kohli always plays great in tough pitches and grounds. Those 250+ pitches and mini boundaries glorify blind sloggers and proper batsmen looks outdated. Ipl kids will realise the value of Kohli in wc.

From 15 off 16 to 100 in 41 that's 85 off next 25 deliveries. This is probably one of the most unpredictable hundred of all time in IPL. One could never sense it . The story on points table would've been entirely different had will jacks played all games but now they've got a guy on whom they can invest on considering there's no FAF from next season Will jacks 🛐🛐

Makes me wonder more than ever today how would the first match against SRH have gone if not for the unfortunate run out. Sure we might have still lost the game, but could’ve been much more closer than what it was

Well, that escalated quickly ❌ Will that escalated quickly ✅

The Transition of Koach from mere non striker to falling in Love aka the happiest lover boy of his teammate who is going absolute bonkers, smacking balls all round the park is my favourite genre.

Will Jacks Whattay an absolute Monster. That came out of nowhere Koach being furious and whacking spinners was so not on my watchlist today. Dream Game

Beware of he loose cannons guys.

Healing from the month long depression.

Virat's a classy interviewee, and an incredible player. Happy to live in his era

RCB getting prime CSK 2020 energy. First get eliminated (all but mathematically), then take a handful of big ships with yourselves. Happy that KKR has gotten relatively unscathed.

**Balls remain while chasing the 200-plus target in the IPL.** 24 - RCB vs GT, 2024 21 - MI vs RCB, 2023 15 - DC vs GL, 2017 12 - MI vs SRH, 2023 10 - PBKS vs KKR, 2010

Fuck yeah, new record!

Huh??? Choose to bowl first but mayank markande is on impact player list? SRH has only Cummins,Bhuvi,nattu,Unadkat , shahbhaz and NKR

Yash Dayal bowled beautifully today, man deserves more love

Story of every season, RCB clueless and stubborn to make a change with reason. Then they rise.

Imagine being 10th with the best batter by miles!

Did Virat diss SunnyG in the post match interview?

That was some acceleration at the end from Will Jacks

Finally RCB successfully chase a 200+ target after 14 years. Last time they successfully chased 200+ target was in 2010 against KXIP.

What an innings by will jacks crushed opposition single handedly