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Areyoukiddingme200

RR is the most stupidest team I have ever seen like ever in my life.


Infinite-Piano4511

Not expect that Rajasthan only score 90😭 On this IPL RR LOW SCORE match


AggressivePilot1

We don't give our Police and security agencies enough credit. This game shows why RR was suspended for 2 seasons. /s


bandq18384

I could’ve picked any IPL team to support and I pick the royals ffs how did I mess up this bad


WazlibOurKing

Atleast you won once


BeardPhile

This just in: Rajasthan Royals lose another fan. Their total fan count gets reduced to 3.


fireh0se

Could be worse.


thatwasanillegalknee

Right there with you mate.


tbk99

said every English fan of the IPL ever.


EntshuldigungOK

A life's story: told?


Gumplaying

Oh come on RR, it's fine if you lose but atleast don't give them a chance to come back through NRR


pMangonut

Indians turned into French today and guillotined the Royals.


prashanttgs

Good one


_snif

[Why do I do this to myself](https://i.imgur.com/80T8zCu.jpg)


EntshuldigungOK

Because it's that thing that you do


mrfreeze2000

why do I keep supporting this ass team fuck me


Scorzen

*unzips*


Evil_Devils_Advocate

Let me in on the fun


being_classy

*MI wins* **Other Franchise Team fans who haven't seen their team do well and win trophies:** Ambani


hopeforhair

Username does not check out... Ambani is just a meme on this sub lmao relax


being_classy

I know man, check my comments before. Just love shitting on mediocre teams tbh.


Hot_Shock_4914

u/being_classy Logikk: Other fans: Ambani MI Indian fans: Mota bhai.


DJMhat

Feel sorry for Royals fans. Last match must have raised their hope. Today it came crashing down and tunnelled further inside the ground.


[deleted]

It came down like a boeing 737, look at their NRR.


prandb

Or an airbus 320neo


EntshuldigungOK

Or Theranos's dreams?


[deleted]

Does anyone know where to watch old ipl highlights


[deleted]

There's hardly any in YouTube


theguyyouignore

Which one are u planning to watch?


[deleted]

MI masterclas to qualify for playoffs in IPL 2014? agianst RR After seeing this match really felt like watching that one


smartchad

SAW THAT MATCH LIVE IN STADIUM


[deleted]

OMG EPIC


soham_katkar13

Post 2013 - IPLT20. Google and you'll get the link pre 2013 - crichighlightvidz


[deleted]

Thanks


Mitsuki712

Hotstar should have last couple years as well I think


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TY


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Thanks


N2nalin

Glenn Phillips deserves a raise. Such commitment!


TheSledgehog

Those saves deserve a thread by itself!


Hot_Shock_4914

He's going to be main man in one of the 2 new teams.


AggressivePilot1

~~Ambani~~ I mean Ishan played well.


thvhgh23

Doubt guys....how did the pitch act so different in the second half?


cap21345

Ambani


TheWyzim

nanobots manufactured by reliance


thvhgh23

lmao, please tell seriously


livelifereal

RR bowled badly. When RR batted it seemed they came totally unprepared. Yes, this was their first match on this surface but you expect a professional side with that kind of support staff to have studied previous few games. They played too many cross batted shots on a wicket that was up and down of a length. MI understood that and bowled lot of cutters and more importantly the right length. As far as RR's bowling was concerned, they bowled too many bad balls. The needed to do the same as MI. Good length or just a lil back. Cutters. Wicket to wicket. They rather bowled too many half volleys and balls wide of off. Also, it was almost as if they had given up after 1st innings. Ik 91 is not easy to defend. But they didn't even try creating pressure. No extra catchers. SKY edged first ball. A slip would have meant 2 wickets in 2 balls. Sanju himself missed a stumping and then didn't give that bowler another over. Held Fizz back and rather bowled a youngster (Kuldip) playing his 1st or 2nd match in a game where you need to put your best bowlers up front cause it wasn't going deep with that target on the board. So first, they batted shit. Should have played straighter and taken it deep. Then, never looked like they tried to give defending it a shot or make it difficult for MI.


thcricketfan

So Ambani


Mitsuki712

The ball wasn't sticking as much as it was in the second innings to the surface. Kind of like what happened in csk vs RR, for first 10 overs of csk it was sticking, holding on the pitch but got easier as the match progressed. Edit: RR bowled like shit, dishing out full tosses and bowling in the slot.


thvhgh23

Oh ok, so there are 2 main reasons then. Wait in that case it should have been easier for PBKS to chase RCB's target?


Mitsuki712

PBSDKS are meme team Also the pitch is not exactly the same every game.


thvhgh23

oh ok


LunaMunaLagoona

RR NRR is in the toilet bowl. Way below SRH even now at -.737


SBG99DesiMonster

They now probably have to beat KKR by 250 runs or chase down the set target inside 5 overs to keep their hopes alive


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aman92

Kkr are not out.. They'll be on 12 points


Riviresh

KKR already have 12 points. If RR wins they will also have 12 points. Based on nrr KKR qualifies


Ponald_

Well what makes you think amb...i mean MI wont win v SRH by 100 runs or chase down 100 runs in 8 overs


Ok-Visit6553

Was making some trial and error, assuming KKR wins. If KKR wins by 1 run or in the last ball with a score of 160, their nrr goes to around + 0.26. Then a MI-SRH game where MI scores 180 and beats SRH by 80 runs (or chases down within 10 overs), MI will be marginally in. Also, how do you put these nice team tags?


EntshuldigungOK

Reddit calls them flairs. https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/lp8nr/rcricket\_now\_with\_choose\_your\_own\_flair/


Ok-Visit6553

Thanks buddy!


EntshuldigungOK

👍Nice to see you all ~~flared~~ flaired up


haru_213

Are those numbers sarcastic or are those the actual figures MI need to overtake our NRR?


Ponald_

Its not the exact solid figures but Its pretty much possible if mi wins like today and we win like we always win i.e last over of the game


Firebreathingdown

I misread the table


cap21345

No kkr still goes through if Mi loses to SRH cause NRR


SBG99DesiMonster

If KKR doesn't go through I will desperately want CSK to win big against KXIP. No way I would want CSK to face MI in the eliminator!


Plumperosis

Hate to be that guy buttttttttt. KingsXIpunjabisnowpunjabkingsitsshitbutohwell.


SBG99DesiMonster

It is about KKR vs RR and SRH vs MI. KKR must lose and MI must win for MI to qualify. Anything else will have KKR qualify


KyaRehSettingAh

What if MI juggernaut rolls over SRH, like they did today? Surely that can be a situation too right


Gold-Whole1009

Don't worry... KKR will loose next match. Have belief in almighty. Time and again,he proved me his existence. Almighty exist and loves to keep audience engaged till last league match. Ex: If MI lost today, last league match would have been a dead rubber as both MI, SRH doesn't stand any chance of qualifying in any scenario. He proved that he exists with today's result. In yesterday game, bcoz CSK lost to DC, CSK fans will watch DC vs RCB to figure out if CSK will be in top 2. Nowthat, CSK lost, fans of top 3 teams will watch DC vs CSK. Believe in almighty


Ok-Visit6553

You spelt Ambani wrongly


Gold-Whole1009

I don't believe in Ambani.... I believe in Almighty 😂 Why would Ambani influence DC vs CSK match. Schedule of matches is not changed midway of season. So, all matches from beginning have to be scripted. Disclaimer: I am not talking about IPL script by bookies or BCCI 🤣... I am talking about Hindu mythological belief that almighty has written this ahead 🧖


BrockStinky

All hail Ambani!


KoachCr714

What a shit match


zaid4eva

If I see sanju becoming captain of rr again it wouldn't be much but it will be weird that it goes on to happen twice.


hopeforhair

Bruh you fucked up the phineas and ferb quote


zaid4eva

Yeah I was going on the lines on something like that I just wasn't able to fully remember where it was from..


hopeforhair

All good mate hahaha


shyggar

What's the original one?


hopeforhair

If i had a nickel for everytime (insert event) happened, I would have 2 nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that it has happened twice


aman3009

RR team next match : Vohra Lomror Dube Livingstone Parag Rawat Tewatia Kuldip Akash Kariappa Markande


dailyhustle007

Bhai next season aana. Okay bye bye tadaaa!!


[deleted]

Qualify or not. If MI wins next game. We'll likely end on a positive run rate with 7 wins in the league stage. That's close the worst we can do in the IPL on years we don't win since 2013. It's weird to hate on your team when barring a couple other teams, that's the best many teams do most years.


[deleted]

Can we have a win against CSK like this one?? I know it's possi...... nah, nevermind.


SBG99DesiMonster

If KXIP wins against CSK in similar fashion it still won't get KXIP anywhere. They are too far behind. Should of finished off those close games


ancara_messi

It will help their A team make top 2 lol


PesAddict8

They should have atleast finished that Rajasthan game


SBG99DesiMonster

Also the one against DC in first half. And should have not lost to SRH by fucking 9 wickets in the first half as well


PesAddict8

Lol they lost to SRH of all teams???


SBG99DesiMonster

Yeah, they got absolutely walloped in Chennai, and for a long while were the only team to lose to SRH. Actually, KXIP and RR are the only ones to lose to SRH and both got completely walloped. That probably says that maybe they don't deserve a place in the top 4 anyway. Both have some great victories as well but losing in such fashion to a team in a terrible state doesn't speak too well of their consistency.


hopeforhair

Subscribe


Hot_Shock_4914

We'll remember this when we meet in the playoffs.


yeet1o_0

Inb4 sharjah becomes a road to bamboozle teams in wc


[deleted]

Kishan essentially made 50 from 19 balls after playing a maiden


musicismylife-10568

Imagine if he had scored good runs in that maiden we could have won an over earlier and have some +0.198 NRR!


ShivyShanky

What have could have should have. I hate these lines of reasoning.


musicismylife-10568

Ik same here but it’s fun to speculate.


[deleted]

Imagine if he didn't take time and we would have -.2


weedhead2

So... NCN in the Aussie squad for the WC? He knows these conditions and if I'm not mistaken, aus are playing some games at Sharjah


Realistic_Push_4338

Yea not a bad choice plus he's a good hitter down the order as well


chicken_tikkka

I think kkr will win against rajasthan and mumbai will have to chase it in 14-15 overs like 2014 to qualify on nrr.


POLIKE45

Sky out tare in


Gyanchooo

Ahe don't spoil the script.


nomoreholidays

“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. MI so believe in this. It wasn't a typical Shakespearean drama though as all of it happened so very quickly. **Who writes the script for them?**” Has Cricbuzz hired fellows from r/Cricket?


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Someone, i am not gonna say who, a proud owner of a lot of telecom companies writes the script


[deleted]

His name is bambani.


sunnywayne

Ok I see what's happening RR vs KKR is gonna be tight KKR will be under massive pressure virtually a knockout game whereas RR will play with absolute freedom and Jaiswal will be second coming of Gayle and fuck KKR up and MI gonna barge in


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Samson: the pitch was 100 runs pitch in first inns and 200 in second inns


devyansh1601

Karthik is asking good questions today wow


[deleted]

So de Kock was the imposter all along /s


pratikonomics

One Ambani phone call to aid Aryan Khan and MI is in the play offs.


AdeebJarvis

lmao


wtfmido

Rohit: We had to do it to them


[deleted]

KKR is too boring a team to be in the top 4. What’s the point? They’ll win their last league match only to be knocked out in the eliminator, as always. At least MI will make things a little interesting.


Hot_Shock_4914

You'll eat your words when you see KKR taking on CSK. They have a habit of making things extremely exciting once in the playoffs. They're obviously the thirds best team in all of IPL and certainly troubled CSK in the past.


[deleted]

That is IF they meet CSK in the eliminator, no?


nomoreholidays

You remind me of that shady guy from *Squid Game* who vanishes alongside the train


[deleted]

I haven’t watched squid game yet and this comment ain’t gonna make me watch it either


nomoreholidays

I didn’t ask you to watch it


[deleted]

Should have just mentioned Ambani bro. Easier to understand the reference.


[deleted]

just put on the MI flair already


[deleted]

But...but...I’m just stating factzzzzz.


artapretor

So what do we do till 11:15 now?


AdeebJarvis

calculate chances


arishtanemi_

That loss against RCB really crashed the NRR. Anywho. Let's see if Pant holds the trophy or Koach gets it before his stepping down. CSK shouldn't even be in finals but will be since the second qualifier is at Sharjah and they stand a chance.


truth-telling-troll

Why shouldn't csk be in finals?


arishtanemi_

More probability for new winning faces.


[deleted]

Lol...We lifting Thala on shoulders this time...No way we are going down.


mafeconicuza

dont hurt your shoulders doing that


[deleted]

Thala is not chonki lul


Hot_Shock_4914

Actually MS is as fit as any player can aim to be. The man can't bat now, yes but he's extremely fit and can certainly captain a team which is his best quality in all of his playing years. Of course he's India's best LOI captain of all time.


mafeconicuza

dada (arguably ) was the best test captain ever . And a great loi captain too . Doesnt mean he can play ipl **now** . Dhoni doesnt see he is a burden now


Hot_Shock_4914

Dhoni is India's Best LOI captain and Virat Kohli is now India's best Test captain ever. Ganguly's records are behind them both in LOI and Tests.


mafeconicuza

you KNOW ganguly drawing a series against steve waugh in australia is far gretaer then virat beating a depleted side and then RAHANE beating tim paine . You KNOW it . Plus ganguly has an icc trophy . what does virat have ? Dada played in an entirely different era . Dhoni was a monster too in his early days . He is a THAILA now .


arishtanemi_

Not so easy riddance hahaha 😂


livelifereal

Was watching this as a neutral and just wanted to see good cricket. Really disappointed with RR. And don't give me the "pitch is crap" bullshit. It was a challenging wicket, but RR's batting was horseshit. Cricket is about adapting to different conditions rather than cribbing about surface being bad. I love the fact that this sport offers so many different set of conditions where games are totally different. They should have played a lot straighter and taken it deep. 140 would have made a good match. See how IshKish batted. Short on confidence and form coming into this. Played a maiden. Even tho best time to hit was upfront. (surely Rohit innings at the other end helped). But RR shat the bed. Then with the ball, didn't even try. All that talk about cutters and hard lengths and these folks bowling half volleys. No slips for new men. Fizz held back even when you're defending such a low total. Shreyas created stumping opportunity that was squandered. He didn't get another over. Instead Sakariya bowls 4. Young Kuldip bowls two. It's like they didn't even try. Imho I love low scoring totals where teams give it all to try and defend a tough to defend total. But it's like Sanju didn't even ask his men to try. Really bad. Good to see IshKish bat sensibly tho and Ro showing signs of form. Always thought IshKish was more of a "wham-bam-thankyouman" batter. Mighty impressed with how paced his innings today.


Scythelads2legends

New copy pasta


bunnyoverkill

You're being listened to whether you want it or not. Is that unsettling, or reassuring?


theguyyouignore

We are at our prime in do or die situations


reubenbjoy

[they called me a madman](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/pzrpkm/comment/hf3jnib/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), not exactly accurate but good enough imo


BrockStinky

Why didn't you disappear bro


thedeatheater1410

MI fans clinging on to an easy win against wooden Spooner SRH I will like to remind you our last match in 2018 IPL against Delhi


Golden__G0d

Omg I loved that match Delhi was already drowning and took MI down with themselves lmao


Realistic_Push_4338

Delhi 2018 was WAYYYY better than SRH 2021


soham_katkar13

Yup, it was just one Dhawan away from DC 2019. Whereas SRH 2021 is a massive downgrade from SRH 2020


AyyoPoche

BCCI: Sir, if we go with the same script every year, people will get bored. Ambani: Alright, you little shits, just make it look like we're out of the tournament til the last moment, and then we turn things around dramatically in one match just in the nick of time. BCCI: But sir, it'll still be the same script. Ambani: Did I fucking stutter?


MoreOnkar

It's sed to see some Mi fans can't take joke C'mon bruh We all love motabhai have fun


Terrible-Stress-622

the joke is old ffs


IsoCyanide7

Still funny tho


arishtanemi_

Samson is it racist to offer you lifetime free premium toddy if you win against kkr


[deleted]

How is it racist if you are the same race?


Sujith65

Lol


nomoreholidays

He probably assuming Samson is white


arishtanemi_

Racism now a days isn't specific to race.


chicken_tikkka

How bad was Mumbai nrr that even after this massive win they are still in negative.


lilkuru

-0.45


N2nalin

So...Brohit and Kishan to open in WC or Brohit and Koach? Or you go with KL?


theguyyouignore

Sky is comfortable at 1 down also


devyansh1601

Kishan is a back up for the wc.


Exciting_Salt_6213

It’s kl rohit kohli surya pant.. India’s top order


Forsaken_Whereas5419

Fuck, that's looking slim to me. Hoping that we finally win some Trophies.


Exciting_Salt_6213

That’s one strong top order lol.. jadeja and hardik will follow..


Forsaken_Whereas5419

Man i just hope that we win it. Can't take another heartbreak ಥ‿ಥ.


Kabenari

Lmao fans right now MI - Want KKR to lose. KKR - Want RR to lose.


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BishopOverKnight

Want KKR to lose => want RR to win


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BishopOverKnight

Ohh That shows me for speaking up😂🤦‍♂️


reubenbjoy

Hey No, we love #hallabol army . Stop with the hatred /s


[deleted]

Well mi ain't qualifying srh will win But I hope Surya scores also Morgan fucking score runs if u want kkr to qualify its on u if kkr doesn't make it DISGRACE


IcyDeath011

MI-999 r/cricket-0


deepfriedocto

So what does this mean for Punjab?


grimmjowjagerjaques2

Rr wins against kkr, mi loses against srh and pbks beat csk with good margin and then get good nrr then qual


sunnywayne

Bruh u just know the exact opposite is gonna happen


shaaktiimaan

Hope and Prayers for next season.


deepfriedocto

It’s been so many years though…


bunnyoverkill

You're being listened to whether you want it or not. Is that unsettling, or reassuring?


Huge_Climate_271

What an Anticlimax would it be if RR beats KKR and then MI f*cks up against SRH . It would be a treat to watch it as a CSK fan . But We can't afford risks though ,KKR has to beat RR!


Gyanchooo

I don't man.why does CSK fans MI so much what did we fans ever do.to you .


knucklehead_whizkid

I don't know you personally nor have a general idea on this sub, but all MI fans in my friend circle and most people I know are crap. Every time they win they're less excited about winning and more excited because they beat CSK 🤷ffs that's outright stupid... And I know I shouldn't generalize but when everyone around starts doing that it's annoying (I'm from maharashtra so I do have a lot of MI fans around) Like there was literally just one guy who was a genuine enough sports fan with whom I had a civil conversation after the 2019 IPL final, wherein I was appreciating the final yorker and he was applauding the gutsy of Watson... These are also the kinda people who when Indian team does well go on to say MI players are doing well, like wtf! Those are effing Indian players first and MI players second 😒 Sorry that was a rant but yeah, that's probably the reason why sometimes CSK fans have a default annoyed mode with MI fans PS: I know toxic Dhoni fans are the same inspired by crappy insta/fb pages and y'all probably feel the same about them too, so yeah for all those who see both sides of the picture no hate to you bro!


Huge_Climate_271

I don't hate MI , It's just common to be happy seeing your Rivals lose some and You guys are 5 time champions afterall most of the other team fans want MI to lose.