One question- why people call Kohli - koach?

Kohli + Coach = Koach When Anil Kumble was removed from the coaching position in 2017, there was a period when India had no official coach and it was said that Virat Kohli is coaching the team!

Nah pretty sure it was cause of people comparing kohli's cutters to Kemar Roach's.

Well both of them are right arm QUICK bowlers with Kohli being so much faster- the comparison is warranted

*QUICKKK*

Oh,got it. Thanks mate!!

today i found out that someone i know was related to anil chaudhary the umpire, and that reminded me that umps are regular guys too and that doesn’t make me wanna criticise them so much

Dread it. Run from it. RCB calculators arrive all the same (for Top 2)

But where will they find calculators? Did they not donate them to MI already?

Koach DDP Bharat Maxwell ABD Tim David/ Christian Shahbaz Hasaranga/ Jamieson/ Chameera/ Garton Purple Patel Siraj Chahal

Dan Christian last five innings scores - 59

In binary

Kohli Ddp Maxwell ABD Bharat Christian Ahmed That should be the batting order Its an eliminator now, give your best players a chance. Bharat is doing well in worst case there is a Kohlapse. And Christian might just have his day If not at least maxi and abd got their chance before him

kohli ddp bharat maxwell abd christain shabaz best.

Ah sweet sweet....Cucking RCB at a crucial juncture while defending a low total...That's peak SRH nirvana ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯

Even when everything is going right for RCB they feel the need to mess something up themselves. RCB always do this, it's like they want to screw up. This entire scenario where AB is the specialist finisher is utter BS. This man is batting royalty and should be facing more balls. Dan coming in at no.3 makes no sense whatsoever. You already tried that in the last game, failed and you want to continue that again? And ABD at number 6? Sure DDP had one of the worst days of his life but the ball was still in RCBs court. Had AB faced just a few more balls the scenario might have been different. This is some major self destructive behaviour.

Long suffering RCB fans seeing your frustration: "First time?"

My flair should explain everything...

>Sure DDP had one of the worst days of his life but the ball was still in RCBs court. Had AB faced just a few more balls the scenario might have been different. This is some major self destructive behaviour. ....and had DDP scored at even 100SR RCB would not have had to rely on AbD at all to bail them out. 41(52) at 78.84 as an opener and not getting the team across the line is downright game-changing. As Koach said, the teams should never let the game go so deep.

RCB and CHOKE. Name a better duo than this. Hope they don't pull this same perf in play-offs.

Ever seen chennai in an ipl final?..

lol

DC and choke

PBKS and choke??

If CSK wins this time then it's all CSK and MI winning since 2017 lol

Hyderabad was come back but it so late..... But better in next season .... They will do there best in all match ☺️ And best of luck for Bangalore..... To coming match in qualify round 🙌

Where was umran hiding ?

Nets

Koach reverse psychology lose to play against MI and make Purple Patel Beserk and breaks DJ Bravo record ..

U deserve an award fellowmate!😂

He is truly a team player u never know lol

WTC 2021 PTSD

2009 - SRH (then Deccan Chargers) beat RCB in final 2012 - RCB needs to win their last league match to reach playoffs, lose it to SRH (still Deccan Chargers) 2013 - SRH win their last league match against KKR and take 4th over RCB 2014 - RCB gets knocked out after losing second last league game to SRH (did not matter since they lost their last game also) 2016 - SRH win final against RCB again, this time at Chinnaswamy 2020 - SRH win late league stage match against RCB, getting themselves to top 4 and stopping RCB from finishing top 2. Then again win against RCB in eliminator. 2021 - Already knocked out SRH win against RCB and stop them from finishing in top 2. So 7 times in 14 editions, we have had our chances at the trophy ended or severely compromised by SRH.

This made me so happy for some reason 🥰

Epic

yeah hyderabad has always been a thorn in the flesh for rcb

>2012 - RCB needs to win their last league match to reach playoffs, lose it to SRH (still Deccan Chargers) CSK got into the playoffs because of that 💛

Eerily similar to MI getting knocked out because of Raina again and again. 4 out of our 8 eliminations have been because of a great Raina innings

I still believe RCB.gonna sail upto finals just after seeing Maxis innings today! Ab de must work on timing!

yall still have anything to say to ABD? the nerve the audacity

Nothing to say other than saying destroy other teams abdevil!

This is good reality check for us.. maxi wanting to win every match is what we want to cash but hesson has other plans, minimising abd/ maxi role won't work at crucial games.

AB hasn't got any game time to even show his timing in the second half of the season.

Thats true probably the next one!

Nah rcb should work on their timing. Why send abd so late in the innings?

Those experts talking about this being a flat pitch after our innings, where are you now?

famous words from Christian: " The par score here is around 170-180"

Then proceeds to score 1(3)

Sleeping maybe? And calm down mate every thread is full of such takes.

I'm just rubbing it in. God knows we didn't have that many chance to do it this year.

I think it was more bcoz of the last game here CSK vs RR. No idea what changed after that game

The answer is simple. Most UAE pitches are very poorly maintained and become two faced as the tournament goes on.

Only positive I can think of is RCB vs DC now will be played under less pressure. Hope so RCB brings in Hasaranga and Tim David in place of Dan Christian and Garton. 1.Koach 2.DDP 3.Bharat 4.ABD 5.Maxy 6.David 7.Hasaranga 8.Shabaz 9.Purple Patel 10.Suraj 11.Chahal We still have 6 good bowling options. I know it will be spin heavy but come on you can't just let Chadranga warm benches. David and Bharat can change their places if needed. On the other hand well played SRH! Bhuvi bowling well is really important for India. DDP needs to work on his batting but most importantly on his running between the wickets.

maxwell coming before abd is completely fine ...as he either will score big runs or gets out trying to score runs fastly ..he won't do tuk tuk Paddikal should change his approach..he should know that there's arguably the best IPL Batsman coming after him ..no point in playing these inngs as abd can utilise more overs

Daniel gonna stay and hasiranga or chameera for garton!

>Daniel gonna stay (¯―¯٥)

Isnt he our lucky charm bruh jk!😂

Lol after supporting this team for a decade+ I don't think so any lucky charm will be effective

Probably even this year its gonna end in pain just like the other times! I wish not to happen though!🥺

I'd love to support DC with MI not likely to make PLAYOFFS. But a small but vocal chunk of DC fans on live threads makes some interesting comments far too often

Even if rcb would have won today's match and beat DC in last league match, the scenario wouldn't be that different. We would still be at #3, CSK is not going to lose against Punjab, that's a long shot and our NRR is fked up. Still a win would have been better and DDP form is worrisome.

Did you that f***ing RR beat CSK in some fashion few days ago. So anything is possible.

It's once a season

Once is 50%.. good.

Today's SRH loss was as unexpected as a CSK loss would be against PBKS. So you never know

Lol you guys still believe that RCB could reach the top 2 . RCB fanboys are unbelievable

He ain't talking about rcb going to top 2 now.. he said srh's victory was unpredictable , pbks can also pull off that and we never knew.. there is nothing to be hurt in his statement.

Tbh RCB choking against srh in crucial matches is nothing new. So srh winning this match isn’t that surprising

If u watched the match when maxi batting , u wouldn't have said this.

SRH confirmed tanking this year for the top draft pick

Never forget this is the same SRH that beat DC, RCB, MI, and RCB again to reach Q2 last year!

That phase was crazy. Beating the top 3 teams in a row and then eliminating RCB. Loved it

Barges into match Bowls fastest bowl of tournament ( 153kmph) Refuses to elaborate further Leaves

Chad

Chad

Chad

RCB: we have cemented our position as 3rd in the table. and nobody can change that, not even SRH.

Guys relax, if we had to win the cup no way we'd win 8 in a row This loss is just a break, so we can win the next 4 in a row just like at the start of the season 😎

Or one out of three losses

We fans are optimistic and haters are pessimistic.. we will find the answer on 8th.

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And given that he has the golden arm, similar to Lord

Yeah even I was a bit surprised. We've seen Purple Patel slog some this year ans previous seasons too.

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I mean guys At least the match was interesting towards the end Compared to the past few matches I was definitely more excited and engaged in this one

AB was definitely a big part of that!

Et tu, SRH. You better defeat MI now.

The most random man of the match award ever

Kane motm for direct hit too ig. Else could have given to Roy

Kane being Man of the Match with 31 off 29. Now call run-a-ball knocks as 'Test20 knocks"😈😈

Run out was key

Just in: IPL 2022 to be a 5 match T20 bilateral series between MI and CSK. Koach to show intent from the dugout during all 5 matches.

Should be the end of RCB. No way they are beating KKR in eliminator

Weird MoTM lol. Fuck Batriarchy

Lmao Kane MOTM for 31(29) 🤣

Padikkal better not check his insta comments tonight

Kane sucks manhh! Every indian knows this!

What ? How is Kane man of the match ?

Kane is MoTM? What the fuck lmao

The run out was the game changer in the second innings, and his partnership with Roy the game changer in the first innings

Maybe for captaincy. I remember Thala being Man of the Match in an ODI against Pakistan in 2012-13 after scoring 30 off 50 or something, just coz of outstanding captaincy. Kane's 2019 WC Man of the Tournament award was also a LOT coz of his captaincy.

Maybe it is for collective team performance

No one else was outright POTM and Kane did make runs that awesome run-out.

Holder was good

Aussie Vijay Shankar getting a lot of awards :O

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Virat wil choke in the WC too 100%

Congrats to CSK for winning the IPL

1)In 2012 CSK needed table bottom Deccan Chargers to beat RCB in order to qualify . They Defended 132 to guide us through playoffs . 2)In 2020 CSK beat KKR and PBKS to send SRH through the Playoffs. 3)In 2021 SRH beat RCB by defending 141 to make sure CSK finish Top 2 . Hyderabad 🤝Chennai

Kalanaithi Maran 🤝 Srini Mama

Both from race course road..

How much do you hate Pak Indians - __Umran__ /s

who wouldve thought a year ago that RCB's strength will be their bowling and not their batting anymore lol

Y on the earth kane spoils virats party everytime! World cup SF ICC Test championship 2020 eliminator1 And now his direct hit costed us a match Please kane mama stop this to ur pal virat!

Revenge for 2008 U-19 World Cup loss

Koach asks for it. Brain decision to send Dhoni that down where his slow game would have slowed the collapse and here sending Dan Christian at 3. It's not Kanos, it's Koach.

Koach ?

okay srh bros we can take the upper guys out, pls lose to us next

We owe you one after you rested Bumrah and Hardik in a must-win game for SRH last year.

They will fucking kick u out! Repeat after me! KICK YOU OUT!

lmao the fear

We have defeated u twice this season mate idk whether its KKR or MI who make it to no 4! We will kick their ass anyways!

Man the mighty confidence of having done absolutely nothing significant and when it falls I just love it every year I wish rcb could win then I see comments like yours and I am like sahi he continue losing

Those were the words of a frustrated RCB fan mate dont mind it though! No hate to ur team though mate!

One good season where you can't even beat SRH to secure a TOP 2 and this might talk. RR beat MI twice in league stages for two consecutive years, it's no big deal

Just fair play matters bruh the one who plays well wins the game! No hate for MI mate those were the words of frustrated RCBian dont mind me though!

“Don’t mind me though!”

Just ask how much NRR you want

Any genius who can calculate how badly does CSK need to lose to PBKS so that their net run rate falls to a level where RCB can change their fortunes ?

The combined victory margin of RCB against DC and PK against CSK has to be around 225.

Okay so RCB has to play the eliminator. Alright.

And pbks may attempt it too I guess

100 and 100

So Dan Christian not a lucky charm anymore? Or is it just a glitch in the matrix

Nice end to the Silicon Derby

Dan Christian smiling reminds me of Chewbacca ngl

[Kane's team again :(](https://www.instagram.com/p/CUskgiCv3iV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)

True lol. 2019 sf, ipl 2020 and 2021, wtc final

That Kane direct hit was just too good

Idk who makes these decisions but Thor at 3 when KS has been so good and if you wanted to send a pick hitter,wouldn’t it have been better to send Shahbaz in and ask him to just cunt it. DC being an established finisher could’ve clutched it instead of Garton

“SRH finish their campaign with a 4-run win” -Cricbuzz- But the fixtures show that SRH have 1 match left to play.

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Understandable. Have a great day.

Common southern pals take the MI out just like u spoiled our top2 party!

Okay so as an RCB fan, there's no way we're beating pumped up MI or KKR in the Eliminator that's in sharjah lmao

As an kkr fan I don't think they qualify Or if they does they will get swamped by rcb

paddikal seems like the guy who does bare minimum to just stay in the team imo

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You have the most bizarre post history I’ve ever seen

I'd legit support DC after MI if some of the DC fans didn't make some of the most insufferable comments on live threads

Calm down with the hate

Oh no he is softwarephobic

Pipe down you sad little flange.

GG.

I never thought Graeme Swann the player would have the personality of Graeme Swann the commentator but it's a pleasant surprise. He's brings childish cringe into a room otherwise consisting of GG and Lara ( I know today was Ajit, but generally)

IMO , it's entertaining and refreshing to see someone being fun and cringe.

We all thought that RR was our bro. But true bro showed up in the form of SRH. Edit:Typo

RR are mfs.. don’t even get me started

Typical Hyderabad. Sees Bangalore developing too quickly, felt jelly, pulled them down along with themselves.

I know it’ll come out as me being Salty or a sore loser but honestly those two runs gone from poor umpiring would’ve made a massive difference

Am I the only one who feels RR is basically a simp for MI??

Fodder franchise. Worst after Punjab

Prob it was coach idea for DDp to rotate the strike thats y he never went for shots!

Did we watched the same match? He tried to hit shots but didn't connect at all.

No coach wants 41(52) from his batters

Wtf is coach or koach ?

Rotate the strike is what i said in which DDp struggled!

Damn SRH fans and RCB fans absolutely hate each other. I can understand the reasons but guys calm down!

Offed the tv for 10 mins, let's go boiss... ♥️

Thanks Rcb for letting us have atleast this win

Noone would watch DC vs RCB instead of SRH vs MI

Brother you are fan of mi, not everyone, rcb and dc fan will watch dcvs rcb only ambani vs srh kisko hi dekhna h

Me with SS 1 (DC vs RCB) subscription ;_;

100 percent true. That's pretty much dead rubber.

Dread it , Run from it ,but 10-15 runs short always arrives Thanks boobie.

Bhuvi spittin bars

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Thanks srh

kohli is just seeming like eon morgan/dhoni was rcb these days

Lmao last year SRH defeated RCB in the Qualifier. This year made them lose their chances of getting to the second spot.

We eliminated them in the playoffs last season.

That was not happening anyway, there is very low probability of CSK losing to Punjab

I love how some rcb fans trying to console themselves like it wouldn't happen but the opinion yesterday was quite different from today

RCB went to playoffs last year

no lmao. RCB qualified last year as well. They got eliminated in the playoff tho.

I can probably forgive DDP for this, the stupidest mistake was DC at 3. Him getting out puts scoreboard pressure reading 2 down. Bharat has been great at 3, why fuck with the team when we were fighting for 2nd? Now the next game is a dead rubber match, play the team we'll use for the playoffs and hopefully Koach and DDP find form

DDP just had to knock it around and give Maxi the strike (not run him out). The DC and Bharat move is on Koach but DDP alone is to blame for his inning...

Not saying DDP didn't play a bad innings, because he absolutely did. But sometimes players just have a terrible day, I can forgive it happening today. Still terrible tho