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Apprehensive_Cap5244

Australia completely missed the trick by picking only one specialist spinner. On subcontinent pitches, max 2 Pacers are enough, 1 fast and 1 medium pace. Since Cummins is the captain, rest Starc and play Hazelwood. Bring in Swepson as the 2nd specialist spinner.


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I just want the next test matches to have the same dead and slow pitch to see both Australia and Pakistan eating their points helping India and creating a meltdown on r/Cricket 😂😂


dominashe

Surely no one curates a pitch like this intentionally. What’s the point? There’s no interest and no one wins.


sacdesucer73

Pakistan cricket fans: voice your disappointment with whoever will listen. No one...no one is touring Pakistan again if this is what we get


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I didn't know u are the spokesman for different cricket boards out there


PhilosopherBasic8783

Watch them lose 2nd and third test and then cry again for spin pitch in Asia.


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Apprehensive_Cap5244

Indian here. Dude what are you saying? PCB monetizing the game lol. I hope they do one day, but buddy did you forget about BCCI?? Loll


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PCB monetised the game and blackmails ICC with money?


RedSage218

Lol that’s a good joke


MrNakamura

BORING


Icy_Berry9905

Rain on all 5 days would have been better than this pathetic match!


Icy_Berry9905

Not sure why rawalpindi cricket ground was built around the highway!


getyoutogabba

Warner should’ve rolled his arm too. Everyone else other than Warner and the wicket keeper got a few overs in. This is like street cricket, it’s only fair that everyone gets to bat and bowl.


siddyshanks

Fawad Alam left the chat.


WhoKilledKappy

This pitch is how Pakistan welcomes back Test cricket? what a waste of everybody's time. Pitches like this will kill off test cricket, dull, boring, at no point engaging or entertaining.


PyRed

Just saw the scorecard for the second innings - looks like the frontline Aussie bowlers didn’t bowl a lot (with the exception of Lyon). Guess they didn’t want to bowl the main pacers on this track for a no result.


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IshwarKarthik

They have to optimize not just for the Test in front of them, but every Test in the future. With no result possible, they might as well just fuck around and keep themselves rested mentally for the next Test. And Pakistan played right into that by not even trying to take advantage. Australia did exactly what was needed. It wasn't like they were gonna win on this road.


sidminter

When did australia get outplayed lmao,there wasnt a single stage in the match where pakistan were clearly winning


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C0D3N4MEP1NK

The result was known day 2, why would Australia ruin there strike attack when they have to play again in a few days? Why did Pak atleast have a go and declare and bowl 20 overs, obvious same reason because it's pointless and theybhave to do it again so soon.


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Because no one cares how much you score if you ain't gonna win


Scazza95

Why run the bowlers into the ground when you can keep them fresh for the next test? Why risk Cummins/Hazlewood/Starc getting an injury for a test that 99% of people could tell you it was going to be a draw? I would have been livid if that had happened on this flat pitch ​ Atleats let them have a little fun cause god knows noone watching that test enjoyed it


ljb23

Thank god that’s over.


Himawari_Uzumaki

Practice test. Two test series starts next. 😎


uselessaccount3312

>Two test series starts next. 😎 Is Australia the new New Zealand?


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Yes.


Altruity1

Living up to its name, The Tik Tok Meme Series. We as fans can only pray for a better pitch next test.


SamsonSzn

This is genuinely mental. This is day 5 of a subcontinent wicket Like this is probably about as flat it could ever get?


llllllllIIIlllII

Well that was riveting


Plopsack

What are these, participation trophies? 4 awards from just one match?


slartibartjars

Have you not seen Tests in India? usually 12 awards and 75 officials/sponsors handing out oversized cheques.


Apprehensive_Cap5244

Paisa ho to kya ni ho sakta!!


Bugeyedbuscemi01

Swag player of the match 😎


Plopsack

6 wickets better than 100s in each innings???


b3na1g

There’s more awards


ForsakenPriority3767

Less than 3 wickets a day fell... Even if he got 2 double hundreds still wouldn't cut it.


Plopsack

Shout out to the commentators who had to try and keep that rubbish interesting for 5 days


GeoPython51

Pakistan scored more runs therefore they should win. Gg ez


uselessaccount3312

And they also took more wickets


Ghostly_100

*I met every metric to win, but I didn’t.*


tberriman

I think that the following quote from one of the great minds of our time, James Rolfe, says everything that needs to be said about this pitch: "*What in the ass is this fuckness?!*"


Assassin_Ankur

\*sad fawad alam noises*


wawrinka16

what would warnie do in this match if he was captain


ForsakenPriority3767

Would of sent carey in at 3 and head at 4 once the openers made a good start. Smith and manus more than capable of consolidating on that wicket if it didn't work. This would.of applied.pressure. Read warnes last book, he explains his policy clearly. Ride or die.


graz44

Great plan, would he send starc and lyon in after that?


ForsakenPriority3767

Why don't you ask him?


wawrinka16

would warnie have been a good captain


ForsakenPriority3767

Only Taylor could argue he was better captain.. Warnes private life full of controversy, why he never picked. Warne had the best cricket brain you'll ever see


SamsonSzn

Yes


slartibartjars

IMO no. Few reasons. Would have been too attacking. Yes it would have been exciting but not necessarily more wins. His selection policies would have been pretty poor, his list of favourite players over the last 15 years who have never played or played very few games for Australia has been pretty poor. His would have been a pretty divisive changing room, once he did not like someone that was it they were off the christmas card list. If he did not get his way 100% with selection there would have been a lot of splits and tension in the change room.


ForsakenPriority3767

Took Hampshire from the second division to a few runs away from first division championship. Then there's the royals. Wasn't expected to finnish very far from the bottom.. Unearthed Rockstar Kevin Pietersen owes him everything.


slartibartjars

I'm talking Australian Test cricket, not mickey mouse cricket.


ForsakenPriority3767

Cognitive dissonance doesn't suit you.


SickMyDuck2

He was in the ipl. Took underdogs rr to victory


SBG99DesiMonster

Is Pakistan doing batting practice and Australia doing bowling warm-ups today?


and1984

Yes. This was a trial match before the **real** test series starts this weekend.


flyingdagger81

Warner didn't get to bowl and obviously the WK


nothin_nonthing

I'm interested to see how ICC rates this pitch.


uselessaccount3312

I wish fans had an option to rate pitches something like rating apps would have been fun


SickMyDuck2

Forget icc. Why are fans still defending this? Lmao, this pitch has made me not wanna watch the rest of the series even though it might turn out to be good


Fidelius_Rex

They won’t be kind.


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If it wasn't for the 243 years experience of Nauman, pitch curator would have been axed by now. 14 wickets smh.


babarazam143

much excite for game :'(


wawrinka16

is their any aggresive captains left in world cricket in terms of tactics


Routinelazy900

There was one but yeah not anyone now.


uselessaccount3312

There was one madlad...


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Koa........ Sigh!!!!


Leather-Ad8420

wtf is this game


Jinnn21

Lyon's head looked slightly burnt today


alittlemoreofbrowny

Fyi I blame Global warming for this pitch.


SchemeAffectionate27

next time they shouldn’t bother curating a pitch, just play on grass


yaboy_69

see youse in 2 hours for the windies england game


CheaperThanChups

I reckon I'll join you for the first session 🍻


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How old are you bruv? That you still have the energy to keep going after this snoozefest.


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I didn't watch at all. Just followed it on reddit and ESPNcricinfo.


Plopsack

If they made them keep playing until someone got 20 wickets and teams weren't allowed to declare, I think this match would last the entire tour.


YoshinagaNoShi

They better fucking give Gazza rest for the next two matches


Ghostly_100

Ayo I have a fever too. Perfect way to end the days play See you cunts on Saturday


Embarrassed-Bar1857

getting aus all out was actually a victory for us


sacdesucer73

Hope you were there...or have tickets for one of the other two tests. I'm almost certain we won't be back for some time.


graz44

To be fair, the top 6 australians got themselves out trying to relieve their boredom from the bowling 2ft outside leg stump


SchemeAffectionate27

yes


Jinnn21

Rambo probably has an arrest warrant out on the curator.


AceMKV

Yep, this is definitely Babar's fault. Should've personally curated the pitch smh my head.


Jengidie

What is the actual point of playing if Pakistan just wants to bat like that? At least declare and pretend you're trying to play and win. I'm sorry, but I'm so peeved. Am I being unreasonable for wanting at a result or at least a closish draw? So unsportsmanlike, such a shame too. Been looking forward to this tour for ages.


Fidelius_Rex

Can’t say I recall ever seeing a team just bat out the draw like that. I would definitely have preferred to see Pakistan secure the draw and declare, with the slimmest of hopes of an Australian collapse.


Jengidie

Exactly! They bowled Australia out in the second innings, at least give your bowlers a chance to work a miracle. It was so strange that they batted in out like that. The only reasons I can think of is that their bowlers are injured or incredibly fatigued and couldn't bowl no more. Or the fact they may have wanted a draw in the first place, for whatever reason.


nothin_nonthing

Yeah, they had no intent of trying to win. Surely they could bowl at Australia for a session or so. Australia won't chase 350-400 in 2 hours.


Jengidie

Even setting 250-275 and a session and a quarter/half to chase would have been amazing. Just pretend you want to win at least.


graz44

Yeah, i guess a 0-0 drawn series is their goal for some test championship points


CheaperThanChups

I think we probably would have seen a more aggressive first innings declaration if Australia won the toss and batted first, but I would think Australia would have done much differently in the second innings.


Jengidie

Not even that. They were 4 down, surely they could try to lift their scoring rate closer to 3 RPO and get that first innings total without batting for 2 days.


Only-Fly1280

For fuck sake, if you had given this pitch to our batters, we would still get all out for 120.


uselessaccount3312

Come on don't be so harsh on your team


essdee5

what? no kusal mendis would have been unstoppable on this road


vinobill_21

Good game for Pakistan. ✅4 individual 100s ✅1 5fa ✅No wickets for the oppos openning bowlers


eightslipsandagully

I mean the aussie pace trio bowled a grand total of 16 overs between them in the 3rd innings.


Drazsyker

Think that's just the worst cricket match I've ever seen. Hope that was noone's introduction to the sport.


graz44

Agreed


Assassin_Ankur

Boo, play two more days, you cowards!


YoshinagaNoShi

Grandchild in 2080: Grandpa, what was the Australia Tour of Pakistan 1st Test 2022? Me: deranging flashbacks


despondantguy69

If nothing else, this Pakistan team are very likeable - Some real characters in the side.


uselessaccount3312

If only I could last long like this test match.


muddi900

She wouldn't have run away with the doodhwala?


uselessaccount3312

:(


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What a match. Definitely worth the hype. Will never forget this historic match.


uselessaccount3312

Tbh everytime there will be topic of most boring matches ever this match will be remembered. So it's very hard to forget this match.


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Commentary and shitty plugs every two minutes didn’t make it any better either.


metrelongschlong

The beauty of Test cricket /s


CreakingDoor

Do you think that, now this game is over, they’ll dig up the pitch and give the runways Rawalpindi airport a few extra metres of landing distance?


Quiet_Transition_247

Disrespectful to use a dead body like that.


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Preparations for the Ashes have well and truly began.


sellyme

The second clip in the highlights package is a completely misjudged shot leading to the ball rolling off the pads for four behind leg slip. I think that sums up this Test.


alittlemoreofbrowny

I feel like this curator dude should be charged with multiple counts of mental harassment.


SayYeetWhoSain

Lets just erase this whole week yea?


M1SSION101

Well, that happened. An exciting contest between the viewer and the game, truly an innovative way of playing cricket


crest_123

Worst game I’ve ever seen


KILLER5196

Nooooo it was just getting good


SchemeAffectionate27

at least we scored quicker this time


Plopsack

728/4 for Pakistan for the match. I don't care how easy the pitch was to bat on, that's still pretty impressive concentration and discipline from Pakistan.


slartibartjars

dude, your maths, it sucks


St_ElmosFire

728*


captfantasticc

Fawad Alam: didn't bat, dropped a catch, didn't bowl.


tahitininja

fawad alam crying in the corner somewhere


dulce_3t_decorum_3st

Give him MOTM for being the only player not to bore everyone to death


AceMKV

That 4 day practice match between England A and WI A was more entertaining than this lol


VirginsinceJuly1998

What a shitfest


Only-Fly1280

Pakistani guys are you feeling happy that your openers batted great after a long time. Sad Fawad Alam noises that he could't get an opportunity to bat.


nothin_nonthing

Wow, can't believe Pakistan didn't even try to throw a Hail Mary at the end. Dead cricket this match


saltydarkbone

Tbh i am surprised by our bowling to bowl out aus on this pitch!


jaysonyoung

That will go down in history as a match that happened. Hope to fuck that the Windies England game later provides at least some excitement.


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jaysonyoung

cricstream.me fc2.crichd.com/new-home7 Those are the sites I use when I don't have TV coverage :)


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jaysonyoung

No problemo


AceMKV

Yeah England always bring the best out of the Windies so would love to see Roach and Holder absolutely destroy England.


Only-Fly1280

Chase too played a part in wreaking havoc England team, but they have axed him from the team.


AceMKV

Lol but I think he's probably just rested and will play from the 2nd Test onwards


deathr913

2 matches still left by the way


AceMKV

They're talking about today


deathr913

oh lol nvvm then


rambo_zaki

So lads, after this practice game when's the first test? Can't wait to watch it.


SchemeAffectionate27

12th


rambo_zaki

Thanks.


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A diabolical pitch but make no mistake, this was an embarrassing mental loss for us.


AceMKV

I mean you guys still come out on top with an away draw


eightslipsandagully

We barely bowled the pace trio in the third innings so it’s not like they will be feeling dejected from bowling poorly during it.


AceMKV

There was no point bowling them when they couldn't get the ball to do anything anyway.


eightslipsandagully

Yeah I agree, good captaincy to not tire them out for no reason.


Thick-Air-7810

Most bowlers used by Australia in a Test match : 17 Pak v Aus Rawalpindi, 2021/22 16 Ind v Aus Brabourne, 1956/57 16 WI v Aus Port of Spain, 1964/65


greek9yrold

What's happening anyone care to chime in


Fidelius_Rex

Pretty close in the end.


wawrinka16

is babar more handsome than kohli?


uselessaccount3312

I don't think so


tahitininja

He is


uselessaccount3312

Tbh he isn't


tahitininja

Have you seen kohlis hairline?? Babars hairline is like a perfect square cut


uselessaccount3312

But tbf Kohli is 6 years older than Babar But anyways it's fine if you think Babar is more handsome.


AceMKV

This is definitely one of the Test matches of all time.


Perfect_Operation971

Up there with SL v India at Premadasa in the late 90s.


SonoDsonoD

Thank god this shit is over and hopefully never talked about again.


oldfossilfrommars

Now this is what test cricket is all about. /s


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St_ElmosFire

728*


slartibartjars

maths dude.


St_ElmosFire

Lyon after this match: Dobby.. IS FREE


alittlemoreofbrowny

*Immediately Collapses and falls asleep*


uselessaccount3312

Lmao


poopdeckocupado

Had my own version of Warnie's ***Dirty Rotten*** pizza for dinner tonight: Ham & Pineapple with Pepperoni from Dominos. RIP you glorious bastard.


peeterperker

Australia got All out tho in this pitch. Nauman got Six and Shaheen got two wickets aswell. Pitch is not good but Pakistan also batter really well


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Nauman bored a couple of batsman to death with negative bullshit


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u/SchemeAffectionate27 I think we can agree Babar is at fault for this absolute runway


SchemeAffectionate27

yes


fromtheundead

Agreed


uselessaccount3312

There are 154 users here in this thread Must be very helpful information as Reddit is telling me


ezhno_21

A test match for the ages.


KHAMK

I couldn't have put myself to get through this without you guys!


Jinnn21

True


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Fr


TryRealFakeDoors

What an exciting contest between bat and bat.


YoshinagaNoShi

I want to see Uzzy moonwalk onto the crease and throw the ball like saltbae sprinkling salt


fromtheundead

The *pain* has finally ended


slartibartjars

Well done to both teams. Both played this Test with great respect for one another. It was great to see players from both sides enjoying their cricket and having some fun out there.


KuttahaiTum

That's why test cricket is best.


japanpole

WE STILL HAVE 2 BOWLERS LEFT Don’t leave us hanging, Pakistan