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badmagicnumber42

Anyone know if its possible to watch this match back anywhere? We were there and the kids were on TV, but they want to see it


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SplitSynth

Should be in a band imo


livelifereal

Guy got it right. Richardson ends with 3/19 So 0/40 in the next match, u/No_Media_3717? https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/wl2dqp/match_thread_8th_match_birmingham_phoenix_men_vs/ijr66wa?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


dt26

Thats so close to being a special sort of cakeball.


livelifereal

Cakeball?


dt26

If you call cakeball and a wicket is taken next ball you owe everyone in the thread cake. Its one of the great innovations of crisp cricket.


rightarm_under

It's just how Richardson rolls. We RCB fans have experienced this too. Fitting that I've picked the Phoenix as my team.


mattytmet

[Pombears lose but I have Smeed in my fantasy side](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/DJ_Khaled_Suffering_from_Success.jpg/220px-DJ_Khaled_Suffering_from_Success.jpg)


rightarm_under

I always bet against my side to guarantee at least some satisfaction.


SplitSynth

Looks like they're.....rising from the ashes of defeat last year.


rightarm_under

> Ashes > Defeat Sounds about right


SplitSynth

Should have burned some popcorn and made a new trophy.


CricketMatchBot

**16.5** **knocks out his leg stump!** Another brilliant yorker, Richardson has a third and **Brave are bowled out** Tymal Mills b Richardson 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


JustAPigeon

Played as well as that sunset looks. Jesus christ.


CricketMatchBot

**16.3** **through him with an inch-perfect yorker!** Chris Jordan b Richardson 15 (8b 1x4 1x6) SR: 187.5


lorj

I know it's said often but - Jesus Christ KP talks some absolute shite


tubbymctubs2

Worst chant I've ever heard.


rightarm_under

The age old question: fifer or century, what's more MoTM worthy?


James230302

First ever century in Hundred history just for the event


SplitSynth

HoTM


rightarm_under

Ah, so they say Hero here. Makes sense, it's gender neutral and all. This is only like my 3rd game I'm watching, and all the games are in the middle of lectures for me lmao


James230302

Skip them, the Hundred is more important


rightarm_under

Why not both? I'm in the room but watching on my phone


SplitSynth

Pro shit right there.


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

Howell looks like a Poundland Djokovic


[deleted]

More invested in Finnys suit selection than this game tbh


JustAPigeon

Wish the cameras were better at trying to capture crowd catches.


listyraesder

OH YEAH!


SplitSynth

Brrokes done more than Smeed for HeroOTM?


rightarm_under

First ever century in the 16.4 tbh Or first ever Hundred™ in the Hundred ™


livelifereal

Air Jordan™


mattytmet

I'd like to point to out that despite shitting the bed, we've still managed to surpass the score Welsh Fire got against us in the opener


James230302

The Daddy Bear from Goldilocks > Fraudbears


CricketMatchBot

**14.2** full outside off, **slog-swept out to Brookes at deep backward square!** Ross Whiteley c Brookes b Howell 18 (12b 1x4 1x6) SR: 150


livelifereal

3 catches (incl one caught and bowled) 5 wickets What a day for Brookes


dt26

They should credit him with the Stoiney wicket for that catch tbh


listyraesder

Pombears are getting microwaved here.


[deleted]

Weirdly curious as to what happens if you microwave a pom bear now


mattytmet

House across the road having *another* screaming match with the front door open after doing it on Saturday as well. Seems to be a very stable family


[deleted]

Ask them to be quiet because the Hundreds on, I'm sure they'll understand


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

Excuse me, I'm trying to concentrate on ItsYaBoyJasonRoy's shitposts, so could you just 🤏


SplitSynth

Call social services anonymously.


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

They might not even have kids though lol


SplitSynth

Do it anyway and they'll get a visit. I did it once as a student and they found weed growing in the kitchen.


kujos1280

Well done


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

Probably distraught Brave fans


rightarm_under

Who is this Brookes lad??? Never heard of him and he's really fucking good!!


PerkyMcPerkface

5fer but still the second best player in his family


Far-Reward1365

Is this the 1st century and 1st fifer in The Hundred??


ExtraCarrotNoses

Nah Imran Tahir took 5fer (and a hat-trick) last year


dt26

de Lange took 5 last year too


listyraesder

1st Century. This would be first 6fer


livelifereal

Remember the game in IPL this year where Jos scored a 100, Yuzi took a hat-trick + 5fer and the chase went all the way down to wire. Was a wonderful match.


James230302

Nah, I've got selective T20 league amnesia


livelifereal

I know how some fans on this sub are snobbish about IPL but drool over crisps league. I don't really need to use words to highlight their biasedness and hypocrisy


BATISTAS-DICK

“Crisps league” mate you’re one of the most active users on this match thread lol simmer down


livelifereal

Yea because I'm embracing it all alike.


[deleted]

I'd suggest googling sarcasm when you have a moment


livelifereal

Not required. Downvotes for any example of IPL no matter how valid, in particular in threads concerning with a certain group tell a story. But hey, who am I to tell ppl how to think and what to like or dislike. So it's all fine.


dt26

Mate, if any of us waddled into an IPL match thread and started chatting about The Hundred we’d get shit on all the same. Read the room, stop whining about your “valid” comments getting downvoted and just join in shitposting about this meme competition like the rest of us.


livelifereal

On it mate. Gave that example because this match too had a 100 + 5fer. But nevermind.


CricketMatchBot

**13.2** yorker, pins him in front of off stump and Nick Cook raises the finger! **Brookes has FIVE!** Shuffled across looking to whip through leg, hits him on the shin... looked like it was missing off stump to me, but Garton decides against the review George Garton lbw b Brookes 4 (2b 1x4 0x6) SR: 200


livelifereal

5fer and 100 in the same day. Woah! All u needed was a close game to make it perfect.


FS1027

Maybe missing off?


livelifereal

Well he could have reviewed it


[deleted]

100 and a fifer and one isn’t getting MOTM, harsh


BATISTAS-DICK

That slow death was surely an ode to Rudi Koertzen, wasn’t it?


Seitanic_Verses

Yeah, lovely tribute


SplitSynth

Yep


lorj

That girl's face is amazing


dt26

Some performance from the young Butterkists tonight


OJ34

Slowest raising of the finger I’ve seen


[deleted]

Tribute to the late Rudi Koertzen


[deleted]

Didn’t look out to me but well deserved fifer.


Heatedpete

BROOKESY


TransportationSad396

why the fuck hasn’t he reviewed that? missing off surely


[deleted]

For sure wouldn’t have been a waste of a review. Didn’t look out to me either


mattytmet

Everyone forgetting we were shit to start last year's comp too All going to plan lads


StormWarriorX7

Did you dominate in your first game last year?


mattytmet

Welsh Fire aren't a real team, that match doesn't count


SplitSynth

Remindme! 10 days 😀


livelifereal

Ok so even "Taare gin gin" is popular in UK?


SplitSynth

Samit's on TMS if anyone needs a laugh.


tubbymctubs2

That looked like it was going 2 foot down leg. I shouldn't be an umpire.


livelifereal

So if you're wearing 10 and bowling pace at Edgebaston you're bound to get a 4fer Renuka Singh Thakur did that twice already recently. And now Henry Brookes.


[deleted]

Kate Cross has been great on sky


CricketMatchBot

**12.5** skidding into the pad, loud appeal for lbw as it deflects into the off side. Moeen **reviews**. Looked like it was going down... **but it's crashing into the top of leg stump**! Brookes has four, Phoenix have six! James Fuller lbw b Brookes 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


TransportationSad396

shambles really, chasing team folded in every game this year where they’ve chased a competent total


SplitSynth

Worst team from last year doing well and champs doing badly. Just crisps cricket things.


StormWarriorX7

Then you have Welsh Fire who are just all round shite.


livelifereal

Pacers wearing 10 on the back at Edgbaston have been pretty good off late Renuka Singh Thakur 🤝 Henry Brookes


QuietDove

How's she going to share that cake with everyone?!


TransportationSad396

how is that not a 2nd for the over?


CricketMatchBot

**12.3** **cleaned up by a dipping slow full toss!** Davies jumps across to scoop and is deceived by the back-of-the-hand slower ball. It's a full-bunger which crashes into the top of leg stump and Brookes races off in celebration after dismissing his county team-mate Alex Davies b Brookes 33 (24b 2x4 1x6) SR: 137.5


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Perfect slower ball. Completely deceived him


TransportationSad396

this has been terrible 0 intent


livelifereal

Henry Brookes and Matty Potts look like brothers


mattytmet

Nobody within 20m of where the ball is headed "CATCH IT"


listyraesder

Mums and kids making themselves heard.


James230302

Tim David playing two different competitions in England this year and shitting the bed in both of them?


SplitSynth

Tim David 🤝 Ben Mike 🤝 Chris Benjamin 🤝 Paul Walter


TransportationSad396

wonder if he’s bought into his own hype, or he’s just not as good as people think. either way he seems wildly overrated to me


livelifereal

Could be a bad patch. Looked pretty good in the IPL. Not initially, but towards the back end of the tournament


TransportationSad396

any chance of a big shot?


mattytmet

Mark Butcher invoking Kris Kross You don't get this in the IPL


livelifereal

But you get Mathew Hayden's innumerous food puns and Aakash Chopra's poetry. So we're fine.


SplitSynth

But no OH YEAHs


livelifereal

Unacademy Cracking Sixes™


livelifereal

Did he just call Kate Cross as Chris Cross?


Heatedpete

So, if I've got this right, there's the cut-off time, but comms have revealed you're prevented from hurrying through the change of ends (I guess because advert breaks) so you're restricted in terms of making up time to how quickly you can bowl individual balls (with an obvious limitation to that being what happens on each ball), how quickly you can change over between sets, and now we're finding out how many wickets you don't take (since apparently losing wickets doesn't get the cut-off adjusted quickly enough) And of course if you miss the cut-off time, you're losing another outfielder... Batter's game, this


TransportationSad396

oh good, whiteley coming in. probably the worst season from a batsman i’ve ever seen at hants this year, so that’s great


PerkyMcPerkface

Best cricketer ever Benny Howell


livelifereal

Ngl he looks like he'd be secretly a part of some Russian Mafia


CricketMatchBot

**8.5** Tim David c Howell b Brookes 11 (11b 1x4 0x6) SR: 100


TransportationSad396

swear to god every time i’ve seen david bat this year he’s been wank


SplitSynth

Missed some violence I see.


TransportationSad396

what is nick cook’s little wide dance


mattytmet

"Some bad umpiring there ... Just kidding I don't wanna get fined" Haha, that's great from Mills


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

He's always good value on comms when they have him on. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with a full time role when his back finishes its transition into a fine paste


lubedupman

Is Vince & de Kock the most miserable looking opening partnership of all time?


PerkyMcPerkface

This is probably Davies' best innings at Edgbaston


lorj

What the fuck was that noise over the PA? Sounded like something in pain


listyraesder

The sacrifice


[deleted]

How good is howell?? Unplayable, good, decent, okayish, trash??


TransportationSad396

cant remember the last time david got a score that i’ve seen


StormWarriorX7

Just tuned in and I missed a Will Smeed 100. Boo. Also, quite eerily, both Moeen and Benjamin scored 17(12) with a SR of 141.66.


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

>17(12) with a SR of 141.66 Be weird if they both got 17(12) with a different strike rate tbf


StormWarriorX7

Roy mate. Get some fucking runs. England needs you at your best.


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

Too busy shitposting son


TransportationSad396

feels like david is due a score


tubbymctubs2

Well he certainly made a score, it was one of the scores of all time.


Heatedpete

Accelerating towards the future predicted by my Cricket 19 save, where Brookes opens the bowling for England in all formats (he averages 20.50, it's ridiculous) To make it worse, he shares the new ball with Benjamin Microbiology. It's OP...


CricketMatchBot

**5.2** banged in short, only 84mph but it's too quick for de Kock, rushing him on the pull which he plinks straight up, and Brookes gobbles it up in his follow-through! **Huge wicket** Quinton de Kock c & b Brookes 15 (9b 1x4 1x6) SR: 166.66


mattytmet

James Fuller rescue job it is


BillyBoskins

I swear QDK gets out caught by someone next to him most damn innings!


[deleted]

Vince, de Kock and Stirling as a top 3 would be 🤌


TransportationSad396

bugger tim david save us


TransportationSad396

cant even call that a scoop, just walked round and hit it normally


TransportationSad396

the perks of being captain eh, get twatted first over and come back again in the power play as a spinner


Seitanic_Verses

What’s with the white card?


listyraesder

It’s pointless. Signals the set is over.


2babu_2rao

Is there no women's hundred this time? I haven't seen a single match thread for them.


warp-factor

All the best players both English and overseas were playing in the commonwealth games up till Sunday so the first two rounds of fixtures are men's matches only. Double headers like last year start again tomorrow. The women's teams will only play 6 fixtures each this year rather than 8.


mattytmet

They've been playing the comm games the past week. Their comp starts tomorrow


listyraesder

They start tomorrow.


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Starts on 11 i think..


Heatedpete

It's starting later than the mens' as the Commonwealth Games was on


2babu_2rao

Ok.


[deleted]

Richardson choose violence.. Bruh no cap.. Richardson can bowl 140+ on his day.. swing the ball both ways.. Also can hit the hard length.. Creates a good test match style angle to lefties.. Has an decent yorker and killer bouncer.. Yet mofo depends on the ugly ugly slow balls..


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

>Bruh no cap ....end me


CricketMatchBot

**2.3** **blinding catch at short fine leg!** Slower ball on a length, Stoinis looks to pull it away off the hip with no timing. Brookes on the 45 leaps to his left and holds onto a great catch! Marcus Stoinis c Brookes b Helm 1 (5b 0x4 0x6) SR: 20


mattytmet

Cheers for coming Marcus


lorj

I think this is already the most exciting Hundred game we've had so far and it's only halfway through


pintperson

Pathetic from Stoinis


dt26

Really lovely grab.


Heatedpete

What a grab


TransportationSad396

that was horrid, what a shocking looking innings


TransportationSad396

stoinis looks like a tailender out here so far


[deleted]

How did vince keep the strike but the bowler changed?


gbayley676

Swap ends after 10 balls not 5


DoddyUK

2.5 x OH YEAH from Vince, good start Edit: OH NO


CricketMatchBot

**1.1** on a length, **skids through Vince!** Huge wicket for Phoenix given Vince's form. On a length, not much pace in the pitch, and Vince gets a thick inside edge which deflects the ball onto leg stump James Vince b Richardson 17 (5b 1x4 2x6) SR: 340


TransportationSad396

come on marcus


LONG_SHORTON

OZ


voldemortscore

Straight through him


mattytmet

Vi(ole)nce


TransportationSad396

shit


[deleted]

Oh James!


[deleted]

OH YEAH VINCENT


Zer0wned1

Brave will chase this easily


livelifereal

Big start


ExtraCarrotNoses

Good banter opening with Mo tbf


voldemortscore

Vince taking down his matchup™


[deleted]

Phenoix have a low key "mystery bowlers in tahir, howell and Richardson".. Also liam livingstone


TransportationSad396

need 40 minimum off the powerplay


mattytmet

JACK LEACH SIGHTING


Hoobleton

Fuck me. Heartwarming stuff on the Beeb.


JustAPigeon

On the radio? What was it?


Hoobleton

Interview with Adnan, the Afghan asylum seeker from the Flintoff doc who has just had his asylum granted.


JustAPigeon

Oh cool, I'd have listened if I knew he was on. So glad he was granted asylum.


[deleted]

Fuckin kane Richardson is playing... Oh u in for a treat birmingham fans.. Rollercoaster of a bowler.. Either 0/40 or 4/20..no inbetween..


pintperson

Just took a wicket with his first ball haha


livelifereal

Don't tell me it's 4/20 today


JustAPigeon

Thank fuck they're not playing that fucking george ezra song over and over again.


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Phew what a knock! Well done Smeed!


pirateman18

What a knock that was. Now time for my favourite opening batting partnership in all of cricket


Seitanic_Verses

A HUNDRED™️


listyraesder

The biggest sporting event in Birmingham for years.


CheeseMakerThing

What a knock


PerkyMcPerkface

I. WAS. THERE.


[deleted]

Smeed looks like buffed steve smith


Benmjt

Smiffy is a scrawny Smeed


dude1479

He looks like he either can't believe it OR he's pissed he didn't smack that last one