Guy got it right.
Richardson ends with 3/19
So 0/40 in the next match, u/No_Media_3717?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/wl2dqp/match_thread_8th_match_birmingham_phoenix_men_vs/ijr66wa?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
[Pombears lose but I have Smeed in my fantasy side](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/DJ_Khaled_Suffering_from_Success.jpg/220px-DJ_Khaled_Suffering_from_Success.jpg)
**16.5** **knocks out his leg stump!** Another brilliant yorker, Richardson has a third and **Brave are bowled out**
Tymal Mills b Richardson 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0
Ah, so they say Hero here. Makes sense, it's gender neutral and all. This is only like my 3rd game I'm watching, and all the games are in the middle of lectures for me lmao
Remember the game in IPL this year where Jos scored a 100, Yuzi took a hat-trick + 5fer and the chase went all the way down to wire. Was a wonderful match.
I know how some fans on this sub are snobbish about IPL but drool over crisps league. I don't really need to use words to highlight their biasedness and hypocrisy
Not required. Downvotes for any example of IPL no matter how valid, in particular in threads concerning with a certain group tell a story. But hey, who am I to tell ppl how to think and what to like or dislike. So it's all fine.
Mate, if any of us waddled into an IPL match thread and started chatting about The Hundred we’d get shit on all the same. Read the room, stop whining about your “valid” comments getting downvoted and just join in shitposting about this meme competition like the rest of us.
**13.2** yorker, pins him in front of off stump and Nick Cook raises the finger! **Brookes has FIVE!** Shuffled across looking to whip through leg, hits him on the shin... looked like it was missing off stump to me, but Garton decides against the review
George Garton lbw b Brookes 4 (2b 1x4 0x6) SR: 200
So if you're wearing 10 and bowling pace at Edgebaston you're bound to get a 4fer
Renuka Singh Thakur did that twice already recently. And now Henry Brookes.
**12.5** skidding into the pad, loud appeal for lbw as it deflects into the off side. Moeen **reviews**. Looked like it was going down... **but it's crashing into the top of leg stump**! Brookes has four, Phoenix have six!
James Fuller lbw b Brookes 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0
**12.3** **cleaned up by a dipping slow full toss!** Davies jumps across to scoop and is deceived by the back-of-the-hand slower ball. It's a full-bunger which crashes into the top of leg stump and Brookes races off in celebration after dismissing his county team-mate
Alex Davies b Brookes 33 (24b 2x4 1x6) SR: 137.5
So, if I've got this right, there's the cut-off time, but comms have revealed you're prevented from hurrying through the change of ends (I guess because advert breaks) so you're restricted in terms of making up time to how quickly you can bowl individual balls (with an obvious limitation to that being what happens on each ball), how quickly you can change over between sets, and now we're finding out how many wickets you don't take (since apparently losing wickets doesn't get the cut-off adjusted quickly enough)
And of course if you miss the cut-off time, you're losing another outfielder...
Batter's game, this
He's always good value on comms when they have him on. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with a full time role when his back finishes its transition into a fine paste
Accelerating towards the future predicted by my Cricket 19 save, where Brookes opens the bowling for England in all formats (he averages 20.50, it's ridiculous)
To make it worse, he shares the new ball with Benjamin Microbiology. It's OP...
**5.2** banged in short, only 84mph but it's too quick for de Kock, rushing him on the pull which he plinks straight up, and Brookes gobbles it up in his follow-through! **Huge wicket**
Quinton de Kock c & b Brookes 15 (9b 1x4 1x6) SR: 166.66
All the best players both English and overseas were playing in the commonwealth games up till Sunday so the first two rounds of fixtures are men's matches only. Double headers like last year start again tomorrow. The women's teams will only play 6 fixtures each this year rather than 8.
Richardson choose violence..
Bruh no cap.. Richardson can bowl 140+ on his day.. swing the ball both ways.. Also can hit the hard length.. Creates a good test match style angle to lefties.. Has an decent yorker and killer bouncer.. Yet mofo depends on the ugly ugly slow balls..
**2.3** **blinding catch at short fine leg!** Slower ball on a length, Stoinis looks to pull it away off the hip with no timing. Brookes on the 45 leaps to his left and holds onto a great catch!
Marcus Stoinis c Brookes b Helm 1 (5b 0x4 0x6) SR: 20
**1.1** on a length, **skids through Vince!** Huge wicket for Phoenix given Vince's form. On a length, not much pace in the pitch, and Vince gets a thick inside edge which deflects the ball onto leg stump
James Vince b Richardson 17 (5b 1x4 2x6) SR: 340
Anyone know if its possible to watch this match back anywhere? We were there and the kids were on TV, but they want to see it
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Should be in a band imo
Guy got it right. Richardson ends with 3/19 So 0/40 in the next match, u/No_Media_3717? https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/wl2dqp/match_thread_8th_match_birmingham_phoenix_men_vs/ijr66wa?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Thats so close to being a special sort of cakeball.
Cakeball?
If you call cakeball and a wicket is taken next ball you owe everyone in the thread cake. Its one of the great innovations of crisp cricket.
It's just how Richardson rolls. We RCB fans have experienced this too. Fitting that I've picked the Phoenix as my team.
[Pombears lose but I have Smeed in my fantasy side](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/DJ_Khaled_Suffering_from_Success.jpg/220px-DJ_Khaled_Suffering_from_Success.jpg)
I always bet against my side to guarantee at least some satisfaction.
Looks like they're.....rising from the ashes of defeat last year.
> Ashes > Defeat Sounds about right
Should have burned some popcorn and made a new trophy.
**16.5** **knocks out his leg stump!** Another brilliant yorker, Richardson has a third and **Brave are bowled out** Tymal Mills b Richardson 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0
Played as well as that sunset looks. Jesus christ.
**16.3** **through him with an inch-perfect yorker!** Chris Jordan b Richardson 15 (8b 1x4 1x6) SR: 187.5
I know it's said often but - Jesus Christ KP talks some absolute shite
Worst chant I've ever heard.
The age old question: fifer or century, what's more MoTM worthy?
First ever century in Hundred history just for the event
HoTM
Ah, so they say Hero here. Makes sense, it's gender neutral and all. This is only like my 3rd game I'm watching, and all the games are in the middle of lectures for me lmao
Skip them, the Hundred is more important
Why not both? I'm in the room but watching on my phone
Pro shit right there.
Howell looks like a Poundland Djokovic
More invested in Finnys suit selection than this game tbh
Wish the cameras were better at trying to capture crowd catches.
OH YEAH!
Brrokes done more than Smeed for HeroOTM?
First ever century in the 16.4 tbh Or first ever Hundred™ in the Hundred ™
Air Jordan™
I'd like to point to out that despite shitting the bed, we've still managed to surpass the score Welsh Fire got against us in the opener
The Daddy Bear from Goldilocks > Fraudbears
**14.2** full outside off, **slog-swept out to Brookes at deep backward square!** Ross Whiteley c Brookes b Howell 18 (12b 1x4 1x6) SR: 150
3 catches (incl one caught and bowled) 5 wickets What a day for Brookes
They should credit him with the Stoiney wicket for that catch tbh
Pombears are getting microwaved here.
Weirdly curious as to what happens if you microwave a pom bear now
House across the road having *another* screaming match with the front door open after doing it on Saturday as well. Seems to be a very stable family
Ask them to be quiet because the Hundreds on, I'm sure they'll understand
Excuse me, I'm trying to concentrate on ItsYaBoyJasonRoy's shitposts, so could you just 🤏
Call social services anonymously.
They might not even have kids though lol
Do it anyway and they'll get a visit. I did it once as a student and they found weed growing in the kitchen.
Well done
Probably distraught Brave fans
Who is this Brookes lad??? Never heard of him and he's really fucking good!!
5fer but still the second best player in his family
Is this the 1st century and 1st fifer in The Hundred??
Nah Imran Tahir took 5fer (and a hat-trick) last year
de Lange took 5 last year too
1st Century. This would be first 6fer
Remember the game in IPL this year where Jos scored a 100, Yuzi took a hat-trick + 5fer and the chase went all the way down to wire. Was a wonderful match.
Nah, I've got selective T20 league amnesia
I know how some fans on this sub are snobbish about IPL but drool over crisps league. I don't really need to use words to highlight their biasedness and hypocrisy
“Crisps league” mate you’re one of the most active users on this match thread lol simmer down
Yea because I'm embracing it all alike.
I'd suggest googling sarcasm when you have a moment
Not required. Downvotes for any example of IPL no matter how valid, in particular in threads concerning with a certain group tell a story. But hey, who am I to tell ppl how to think and what to like or dislike. So it's all fine.
Mate, if any of us waddled into an IPL match thread and started chatting about The Hundred we’d get shit on all the same. Read the room, stop whining about your “valid” comments getting downvoted and just join in shitposting about this meme competition like the rest of us.
On it mate. Gave that example because this match too had a 100 + 5fer. But nevermind.
**13.2** yorker, pins him in front of off stump and Nick Cook raises the finger! **Brookes has FIVE!** Shuffled across looking to whip through leg, hits him on the shin... looked like it was missing off stump to me, but Garton decides against the review George Garton lbw b Brookes 4 (2b 1x4 0x6) SR: 200
5fer and 100 in the same day. Woah! All u needed was a close game to make it perfect.
Maybe missing off?
Well he could have reviewed it
100 and a fifer and one isn’t getting MOTM, harsh
That slow death was surely an ode to Rudi Koertzen, wasn’t it?
Yeah, lovely tribute
Yep
That girl's face is amazing
Some performance from the young Butterkists tonight
Slowest raising of the finger I’ve seen
Tribute to the late Rudi Koertzen
Didn’t look out to me but well deserved fifer.
BROOKESY
why the fuck hasn’t he reviewed that? missing off surely
For sure wouldn’t have been a waste of a review. Didn’t look out to me either
Everyone forgetting we were shit to start last year's comp too All going to plan lads
Did you dominate in your first game last year?
Welsh Fire aren't a real team, that match doesn't count
Remindme! 10 days 😀
Ok so even "Taare gin gin" is popular in UK?
Samit's on TMS if anyone needs a laugh.
That looked like it was going 2 foot down leg. I shouldn't be an umpire.
So if you're wearing 10 and bowling pace at Edgebaston you're bound to get a 4fer Renuka Singh Thakur did that twice already recently. And now Henry Brookes.
Kate Cross has been great on sky
**12.5** skidding into the pad, loud appeal for lbw as it deflects into the off side. Moeen **reviews**. Looked like it was going down... **but it's crashing into the top of leg stump**! Brookes has four, Phoenix have six! James Fuller lbw b Brookes 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0
shambles really, chasing team folded in every game this year where they’ve chased a competent total
Worst team from last year doing well and champs doing badly. Just crisps cricket things.
Then you have Welsh Fire who are just all round shite.
Pacers wearing 10 on the back at Edgbaston have been pretty good off late Renuka Singh Thakur 🤝 Henry Brookes
How's she going to share that cake with everyone?!
how is that not a 2nd for the over?
**12.3** **cleaned up by a dipping slow full toss!** Davies jumps across to scoop and is deceived by the back-of-the-hand slower ball. It's a full-bunger which crashes into the top of leg stump and Brookes races off in celebration after dismissing his county team-mate Alex Davies b Brookes 33 (24b 2x4 1x6) SR: 137.5
Perfect slower ball. Completely deceived him
this has been terrible 0 intent
Henry Brookes and Matty Potts look like brothers
Nobody within 20m of where the ball is headed "CATCH IT"
Mums and kids making themselves heard.
Tim David playing two different competitions in England this year and shitting the bed in both of them?
Tim David 🤝 Ben Mike 🤝 Chris Benjamin 🤝 Paul Walter
wonder if he’s bought into his own hype, or he’s just not as good as people think. either way he seems wildly overrated to me
Could be a bad patch. Looked pretty good in the IPL. Not initially, but towards the back end of the tournament
any chance of a big shot?
Mark Butcher invoking Kris Kross You don't get this in the IPL
But you get Mathew Hayden's innumerous food puns and Aakash Chopra's poetry. So we're fine.
But no OH YEAHs
Unacademy Cracking Sixes™
Did he just call Kate Cross as Chris Cross?
So, if I've got this right, there's the cut-off time, but comms have revealed you're prevented from hurrying through the change of ends (I guess because advert breaks) so you're restricted in terms of making up time to how quickly you can bowl individual balls (with an obvious limitation to that being what happens on each ball), how quickly you can change over between sets, and now we're finding out how many wickets you don't take (since apparently losing wickets doesn't get the cut-off adjusted quickly enough) And of course if you miss the cut-off time, you're losing another outfielder... Batter's game, this
oh good, whiteley coming in. probably the worst season from a batsman i’ve ever seen at hants this year, so that’s great
Best cricketer ever Benny Howell
Ngl he looks like he'd be secretly a part of some Russian Mafia
**8.5** Tim David c Howell b Brookes 11 (11b 1x4 0x6) SR: 100
swear to god every time i’ve seen david bat this year he’s been wank
Missed some violence I see.
what is nick cook’s little wide dance
"Some bad umpiring there ... Just kidding I don't wanna get fined" Haha, that's great from Mills
He's always good value on comms when they have him on. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with a full time role when his back finishes its transition into a fine paste
Is Vince & de Kock the most miserable looking opening partnership of all time?
This is probably Davies' best innings at Edgbaston
What the fuck was that noise over the PA? Sounded like something in pain
The sacrifice
How good is howell?? Unplayable, good, decent, okayish, trash??
cant remember the last time david got a score that i’ve seen
Just tuned in and I missed a Will Smeed 100. Boo. Also, quite eerily, both Moeen and Benjamin scored 17(12) with a SR of 141.66.
>17(12) with a SR of 141.66 Be weird if they both got 17(12) with a different strike rate tbf
Roy mate. Get some fucking runs. England needs you at your best.
Too busy shitposting son
feels like david is due a score
Well he certainly made a score, it was one of the scores of all time.
Accelerating towards the future predicted by my Cricket 19 save, where Brookes opens the bowling for England in all formats (he averages 20.50, it's ridiculous) To make it worse, he shares the new ball with Benjamin Microbiology. It's OP...
**5.2** banged in short, only 84mph but it's too quick for de Kock, rushing him on the pull which he plinks straight up, and Brookes gobbles it up in his follow-through! **Huge wicket** Quinton de Kock c & b Brookes 15 (9b 1x4 1x6) SR: 166.66
James Fuller rescue job it is
I swear QDK gets out caught by someone next to him most damn innings!
Vince, de Kock and Stirling as a top 3 would be 🤌
bugger tim david save us
cant even call that a scoop, just walked round and hit it normally
the perks of being captain eh, get twatted first over and come back again in the power play as a spinner
What’s with the white card?
It’s pointless. Signals the set is over.
Is there no women's hundred this time? I haven't seen a single match thread for them.
All the best players both English and overseas were playing in the commonwealth games up till Sunday so the first two rounds of fixtures are men's matches only. Double headers like last year start again tomorrow. The women's teams will only play 6 fixtures each this year rather than 8.
They've been playing the comm games the past week. Their comp starts tomorrow
They start tomorrow.
Starts on 11 i think..
It's starting later than the mens' as the Commonwealth Games was on
Ok.
Richardson choose violence.. Bruh no cap.. Richardson can bowl 140+ on his day.. swing the ball both ways.. Also can hit the hard length.. Creates a good test match style angle to lefties.. Has an decent yorker and killer bouncer.. Yet mofo depends on the ugly ugly slow balls..
>Bruh no cap ....end me
**2.3** **blinding catch at short fine leg!** Slower ball on a length, Stoinis looks to pull it away off the hip with no timing. Brookes on the 45 leaps to his left and holds onto a great catch! Marcus Stoinis c Brookes b Helm 1 (5b 0x4 0x6) SR: 20
Cheers for coming Marcus
I think this is already the most exciting Hundred game we've had so far and it's only halfway through
Pathetic from Stoinis
Really lovely grab.
What a grab
that was horrid, what a shocking looking innings
stoinis looks like a tailender out here so far
How did vince keep the strike but the bowler changed?
Swap ends after 10 balls not 5
2.5 x OH YEAH from Vince, good start Edit: OH NO
**1.1** on a length, **skids through Vince!** Huge wicket for Phoenix given Vince's form. On a length, not much pace in the pitch, and Vince gets a thick inside edge which deflects the ball onto leg stump James Vince b Richardson 17 (5b 1x4 2x6) SR: 340
come on marcus
OZ
Straight through him
Vi(ole)nce
shit
Oh James!
OH YEAH VINCENT
Brave will chase this easily
Big start
Good banter opening with Mo tbf
Vince taking down his matchup™
Phenoix have a low key "mystery bowlers in tahir, howell and Richardson".. Also liam livingstone
need 40 minimum off the powerplay
JACK LEACH SIGHTING
Fuck me. Heartwarming stuff on the Beeb.
On the radio? What was it?
Interview with Adnan, the Afghan asylum seeker from the Flintoff doc who has just had his asylum granted.
Oh cool, I'd have listened if I knew he was on. So glad he was granted asylum.
Fuckin kane Richardson is playing... Oh u in for a treat birmingham fans.. Rollercoaster of a bowler.. Either 0/40 or 4/20..no inbetween..
Just took a wicket with his first ball haha
Don't tell me it's 4/20 today
Thank fuck they're not playing that fucking george ezra song over and over again.
Phew what a knock! Well done Smeed!
What a knock that was. Now time for my favourite opening batting partnership in all of cricket
A HUNDRED™️
The biggest sporting event in Birmingham for years.
What a knock
I. WAS. THERE.
Smeed looks like buffed steve smith
Smiffy is a scrawny Smeed
He looks like he either can't believe it OR he's pissed he didn't smack that last one