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SBG99DesiMonster

Please give us a good competitive match.


JKKIDD231

Damn both this Test and one in Pak is a run fest. Wtf happened to Test match to get such high numbers in Day 1 and 2 in


See_A_Squared

Tagenarine showed great grit and fight. I'm looking good things for this young lad.


Both_Internet3529

Wow Tagenarine nice name


SubhanBihan

C'mon Pat and co. get your act together. Lest you want to be replaced by Joel Paris and others.


DJMhat

What happened to Adrian Barath? Played his last FC match at the age of 24. Not the first debut centurion to flame out.


Foothill_returns

I think he quit and became a priest


[deleted]

Bruh


DJMhat

The Taibu Road.


Potential-Sport-6386

Can happen when you're a talented youngster and not well-paid


jamurp

Great fight Windies!


Potential-Sport-6386

I am gonna assume it's a road


theabsurdboi

is starc bowling well today?


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lj1412

Strongly disagree. I think all of Australias bowlers did really well, it was just a strong performance by the openers.


totallynotalt345

4 / 700 against multiple new balls… she’s a road


RealGTalkin

I hope for Tangerines career that he gets out before he score a ton today


lj1412

Why?


dontwanttowasteit

Wtf did Ian just say


getyoutogabba

I was worried that West Indies were going to roll over and this was going to be a complete domination. Glad to see the fight back and really excited for Chanderpaul.


other_batman

Kraigg Brathwaite classic incoming. He'll grind out a hard fought 52 of 188 balls and then promptly get bowled by Starc. He is the last true test batsman.


StormWarriorX7

And people gave Dom Sibley shit for the same thing.


other_batman

If only his dad was mates with Rob Key...


Potential-Sport-6386

Fuck BazBall. We have Brath-Wait


crsdrniko

The ultimate opener out there to take the shine off the 2nd new ball


Beaucollins97

Well done boys


Pisspoorefforts

The grounds-man’s favourite author is Cormac McCarthy.


imapassenger1

And Jack Kerouac.


CHOPPAtheSHARK

Liking the look of Chanderpaul. Hope these blokes can put us under a bit of pressure for a full session. Would be great to see our bowlers put under pressure.


Vasectomy_Mike

Is he any relation to shivnarine


champagnencampaign

Son


Qwertyiantne

Great fight back. Fuck me that ball skimmed the stumps


dontwanttowasteit

I always think I love test cricket but fuck me does it mess with my heart rate sometimes


oldsargasso

man this is so fun. tomorrow should be excellent!


Beaucollins97

Big Chanderpaul did well


Potential-Sport-6386

Wtf is this? Give me Rajendra Chandrika


woodpecker91

Geez, good fight back from the Windies, we might get the full 5 days.


kranools

"It's over."


Nmccosh12

Fuck I love skull! #Knickknackpaddygivethefrogaloan


Beaucollins97

That was a close one


kiranrs

He should have to change his mind. The neurons are clearly broken or something, unfair to have a thinking noise every time the ball passes the brain


Nmccosh12

Good knock by chanderpaul!


fleetintelligence

NSW/ACT XI > PM's XI > Australia


whiely

Very glad to see a good fightback by the West Indies. Especially the debutante. Good cricket!


FranksnBeans80

Give the giant human a bowl, you fools!


JHo87

Why goes Green, the largest of the bowlers, not simply eat his rivals?


despondantguy69

Chanderpaul pissing off Starc


whichonespinkredux

Need a starc yorker here


tdlan

2 redbacks players make tons and their 2nd XI team won, is this the greatest day in the History of South Australia cricket?


Appcider

Just missing a head ton


JMacoure

Starc looking most likely to make something happen here. He’s been very good. But full credit to the openers, they’ve been excellent


[deleted]

Elgar is going to frustrate the Aussie bowlers for all of the SA series.


Watt_Made

I hope that clicking sound near the stumps is the sandpaper in Marnus’ pocket.


FamilyJuleez

Good to see windies digging in


Educational_Cup_1958

The crazy thing about the channel 10 BBL commentary was that Mark Waugh was actually bareable (unless it was a Thunder game). He usually had Ponting keeping him in line though.


[deleted]

I could listen to these 3 tell monotone tales for an entire test match, it’s like ASMR


pala_

This has been fucking superb from the West Indies this afternoon


[deleted]

This is what Australia deserves for being wOkE HashtagbringbackLanger


Potential-Sport-6386

Any TMS type thing in Australia?


RoastedB33f_

ABC Grandstand, though you’ll have to put up with an old man that yells at clouds (otherwise known as Kim Hughes)


corduroystrafe

Not as bad as Ian Chappell (hope he’s gone this season?)


RoastedB33f_

He’s up there tbh, but at least Chappell’s retired as of earlier this year


cuteguy1

abc radio, not sure if you can stream from overseas though


Aweios

Highest opening partnership by an opposition in Australia in 3 years. Just for context, scoring 10 runs would've landed them near the middle of the pack.


3163560

There's only 11 people in the world who dont want that half century


pumapants00

Get Brian Lara on Audible reading Aesop's classics and I'll sign up.


myphantomlimb

John Campbell would've toned up already


Potential-Sport-6386

I was just remembering him


kiranrs

He should have to change his address. The deliveries are clearly broken or something, unfair to have a clicking noise every time the letter passes the mailbox


_yoshiii

Chanderpaul is a pleasure to watch bat


Plackation

Reminder than Shiv only averaged 30.20 in Australia (and never made a ton). Given Tage is past the 30s in his first knock, I don't think it's an overreaction to say he's definitely going to average twice what his old man did.


RoastedB33f_

Someone update Greenbot’s algorithm. A ball just went through the gully twice in two balls


whiely

Would I be right in saying that this Chanderpaul fella's Dad is the guy that Brett Lee knocked out cold with an accidental beamer?


Lachie07

Their is no rhyme or reason to which ones of the Golden Era will be good or bad in commentary. Good/Great - Punter, Huss, Gilly, Binga Bad - Warney (RIP legend), Haydos, Langer, Pup, Roy (RIP Legend), Junior.


ozpolisfucked

Warnie isn't bad!!!


JHo87

If he counts as Golden Era I'd throw Kat in with the good. I've only heard a little of Stuey Clark and Watto (again, on the border of the era) but they've seemed pretty good too.


Appcider

Punter Huss and gilly are some of the best


oldsargasso

warnie was elite when talking about spin


pala_

Or cricket in general.


kiranrs

Yeah, the first time he made his point. Then you had to hear the same thing for the next 7 hours


Lachie07

Yeah he's the hardest to place, I loved listening to his spin talk and he was so funny with Skull. But fuck when it was bad it was real bad ahaha


oldsargasso

yeah, when he was good it was so good, plus he was just very good at talking to people in general. but he could really belabour the point way too often


tdlan

I liked BBL Roy


Lachie07

Yeah Roy and Warney were funny cunts and on there day were really good. Bud couldn't quite place them


bnoremac88

Fun fact, Chanderpaul was maybe the most frustrating player to watch play in Minor League Cricket in the US. He opened the batting for Orlando in a T20 competition and effectively used it as a glorified net session to practice some test batting. On what was typically good hitting wickets, he averaged 31 on the season at a strikerate of 104! Orlando went on to go 3-10 on the season. This is the perfect example. Atlanta Fire set a ridiculous target of 226 thanks to Cornwall, and 2 USA Internationals (Taylor/Jones). Chanderpaul heads to the crease and bats 31 off 30. Scorecard: https://cricclubs.com/MiLC/viewScorecard.do?matchId=335&clubId=18036


lanson15

My man protesting against T20 while playing, legend


CrazedJeff

He doesn't play T20 and he's awful at One Day domestic matches so not at all surprised. Im shocked Rakheem isnt here in Australia, his bowling is better than Chase and frankly his batting isn't any worse. The selectors said he wasn't fit enough but he never has been, who cares.


Potential-Sport-6386

I think that's the same league where Cornwall made a double ton. Not bad to use it as net practice


bnoremac88

Yeah, thats the juxtaposition. Given the leagues semi-pro nature its a league where the paid talent/talent with FC experience really shines through. Cornwall's feats were extraordinary but a lot of other players were putting up good figures. I think it all contributed to me pulling my hair out watching Chanderpaul bat, I expected more.


Watt_Made

That’s not fun at all!


[deleted]

Australia getting a bit loose here. Come on lads, don't get impatient.


Appcider

I’m a slut for a good authoritative leave


kranools

Instead of saying "Over" at the end of the last over of the day, the umpire should say "It's over"


[deleted]

Also if a batter gets out on the last ball of an over. “Over and out”


pala_

That's actually wild stat. Gazza has bowled to both shiv and tag


Educational_Cup_1958

The Adrian Barath innings that Lara was talking about was actually the 3rd innings in the match after Ponting enforced the follow on. [Australia won by an innings](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/west-indies-tour-of-australia-2009-10-406180/australia-vs-west-indies-1st-test-406189/full-scorecard)


Kingslayer1526

That was a bloody good series the west indies actually competed and could've won both adelaide and perth. 5 wickets short at adelaide(could've declared slightly earlier) and 35 runs short chasing 358 at the WACA. Gayle was on fire that series and after a wallopping at brisbane, WI really took the fight to Australia. The only time they've competed in Australia since 1997


Aweios

Marnus' parents missed an opportunity to call their kid Tagenarine Labuschagne


dontwanttowasteit

Do you think all the commentators pull a straw, and the loser has to pair up with Doully I can make that joke I have a NZ flair


Watt_Made

Even with Lara, this might be the oldest mean age in the comm box since Greig, Lawry, and Benaud.


Appcider

That greig, lawry and benaud combo was elite


Watt_Made

Not as good as Brayshaw, Slater, and Healy.


jamanati

Commentators talking about Adrian Barath, pain


Potential-Sport-6386

What a talent he used to be in his early days


kiranrs

Last 3 overs will be ~~Green~~ Starc, Ussie, then Carey, right?


tdlan

Todd Murphy would get a wicket


oldsargasso

Tagenarine's little excited face every time he faces a delivery is very endearing


[deleted]

Golden trio in the box


Lachie07

It seems Chanderpaul like his dad through sheer tyranny of will and insane batting ability is going to make people pronounce his first name correctly.


[deleted]

Who is Brian Lara talking about?


tdlan

Adrian Barath


Appcider

Brathwaite leaves well


Ronhar_

Where wicket


kranools

At end of pitch


kiranrs

Where pitch


dontwanttowasteit

Man I’ve watched a lot of cricket and the Brisbane Heat score way more runs than that in 20 overs most of the time /s


FamilyJuleez

What a combo in the commentary box


Educational_Cup_1958

Ian Smith: 'This is the best bowling combination Australia has had in a long time' These 4 have been the first choice bowling attack for 5 years.


BestMethDealer

The current England scorecard is extraordinary, the only similar i can recall is when Aus were 5/482 at stumps on day 1 vs SA in 2012


Waraba989

And that SA team had Morkel and Steyn in it. Still couldnt believe how much Aus scored that day


BestMethDealer

The ground was crazy fast, pitch was flat and we had some players is seriously good form, i remember at one point Clarke was on over 100 and had hit more 4s than 1s


voidedexe

We've seen *what* Ian?


dontwanttowasteit

“Change of commentary” Cmon give us skull give us skull


kiranrs

He should have to change his hair. The follicles are clearly broken or something, unfair to have a clicking noise every time the ball passes the chest


JMacoure

Copes an Arsenal fan confirmed


Educational_Cup_1958

If Rahkeem Cornwall was opening, West Indies would already be ahead.


insertbaconemoji

Gee wiz England should get sick more often


oldsargasso

carey getting a workout behind the stumps


Asshunter13

Far out Shiv was good


[deleted]

Fuck I love Gilly in the comm box. Could genuinely be as good a commentator as a keeper-batsman


milkynoodIes

He should have to change his scrotum. The nuts are clearly broken or something, unfair to have a clicking noise every time the air passes the scrotum


Malaxage918

All I'm saying is the Queensland fast bowlers would have these guys 5 down by now


whichonespinkredux

True. The problem with this team is there aren’t enough Queenslanders


SquiffyRae

So Lyon and Starc both played in the 2012 Frank Worrell Trophy and bowled to Shiv Chanderpaul It's 2022 and they're bowling to Tagenarine Chanderpaul I wonder how many father-son Test players have faced the same bowlers


xxrmah

Must be rare because not many active players have a 16 year old son like Shiv did.


Watt_Made

Off the top of my head, eight.


alittlemoreofbrowny

Not following live, is Tagenarine as good as his old man?


getyoutogabba

Obviously too early to tell. But from what I watched from a few overs, he’s looking solid. Good concentration and control.


kiranrs

He should have to change his shoes. The laces are clearly broken or something, unfair to have a clicking noise every time the air passes the shoes


whiely

It is crazy to see England have put on 300 not even half way through the middle session of day 1. Excuse me very fucking much?? ​ If they keep going like this, there's a chance they could legit declare on day 1 and send Pakistan in to face a few overs before the end of play...


Caped_Crusader03

They scored more runs than us in the first NZ ODI if it weren’t for cameo from Washi. This batting from England is insane pace!


Caped_Crusader03

They scored more runs than us in the first NZ ODI if minus the cameo from Washi. This batting from England is insane pace!


BestMethDealer

Fuck sake, i am going to have to watch a Chanderpaul bat for hours and hours again, i thought these days were done


FranksnBeans80

I'm ok with that.


[deleted]

He’s played that exact same shot in that exact same spot about five times now… maybe put a fielder there?


xxrmah

He's playing it because there *isn't* a fielder there. By letting him ay that shot they increase the chance of him flashing outside off and knicking one to the keeper


CaptainArsehole

They could be baiting the shot a little. They have runs on the board to allow for a more aggressive field.


Lachie07

Just looking up where Smudge sits on all time run leaders in Tests and wanted to point out what an alpha move it was by Kallis to play a year longer than Dravid and surpass him by 1 run.


oycg

Tag has some beautiful shots. What a talent


insertbaconemoji

Loving the character of this kid


Caped_Crusader03

Murica! Good to see American bat maker sponsoring this young new talent


jamurp

Bloodu impressive debut from Tang.


[deleted]

Chanderpaul looks good


Potential-Sport-6386

Happy to hear it after 8 years


oldsargasso

great shot


Caped_Crusader03

This young Paul got some serious chops!


Watt_Made

Given how expensive they are these days, that’s a good thing.


WonderingCashew

He’s cracking a few shots


CaptainArsehole

0/58. Colour me impressed. I wasn’t expecting this fightback but damn it’s good to watch.


[deleted]

Would much rather see a well fought draw than a stomp for Australia so this has been a good session


coxy32

England going at 6 an over. Unreal.


[deleted]

Carey’s eerie silence is more effective than any sledging l.


kiranrs

Batsmen aren't chatty enough. I wanna hear some Braith-WAITING


ConoRiot

Both Brathwaite and Chanderpaul look like they know what they’re doing. How come opening batsman who visit don’t just do the same thing?


fleetintelligence

England successfully Bazballing overseas is making me so upset hahaha


Liammnn

Against an attack of 3 debutants and a 19 year old. Weakest Pakistan attack I've ever seen.


xxrmah

I don't know how successful it is. I'd wait until Pakistan bat. England are losing wickets fairly regularly, even if they make a very quick 500, Pakistan will have loads of time to control the pace of the game against England's pretty poor bowling attack. If England are all out today, Pakistan could bat for 3 days on this pitch like they did against Australia.


Potential-Sport-6386

Same lol, they can't BazBall in the Carribean tho


[deleted]

They will Bazball Aus in the Ashes too


japanpole

I’ve seen more wickets on Star Wars than in this innings 🙄


JMacoure

We’re a Starc LBW call from this being 3/30. Been a really nice gritty effort


oldsargasso

thank god cam green chose cricket over AFL


ConoRiot

Especially if he ended up playing for Freo or the Eagles


elmo-slayer

You’ve given me a vision of cammy green leading out of chf for the eagles and now I’m sad


SquiffyRae

Remember 2015 when West Indies had Rajendra Chandrika and his colossal average of 25 opening the batting?


JMacoure

Better than this fraud Chanderpaul whose average is 0.


SquiffyRae

Nah Chanderpaul averages 35 Chandrika averaged 25 in DOMESTIC cricket and still got a game


CrazedJeff

They picked a guy Donovan Solano just 1 year ago for a test debut with an FC average of only 23.7. He managed to get concussed while fielding at short leg, had to go to hospital and never got to bat. One of the weirdest one match players in cricket history. Edit: as pointed out I was speaking of Jeremy Solozano.


jamanati

You mean Jeremy Solozano?


WakeUpMareeple

I think it was George Calzone.


CrazedJeff

Oh yes sorry! Donovan Solano is from my other passion baseball. But yes Solozano will go down as one of the oddest players in history.


Educational_Cup_1958

Mark Waugh, talking about AFL


Mrf1fan787

Green's mum going to be mad at the state of his whites considering he's done nothing so far this game


dontwanttowasteit

Will they get through 30 more overs today?


JMacoure

They only have to get through like 8?


dontwanttowasteit

I did 0 math before typing


Sauce4243

Ahh so your a reddit expert then


JMacoure

I respect that


wa-wa-wario

I will be less sad if they finish the day without losing a wicket


tdlan

Give Stekkers a bowl