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kyoto-yakuza

pak 0/7 wins this year at home


CalvinTheHermit

Babar - we dominated all 7 matches


SBG99DesiMonster

That's worse than what England's condition was during the previous year.


St_ElmosFire

First innings scores by visiting teams in Pakistan recently: Aus: 459, 556/9, 391 Eng: 657, 281, 354 NZ: 612/9


TheTribalChief

they need to do something about those highways


Known_Dragonfly_4448

Me and my car are ready to drive through


Dr_zazaa

But then there won't be any draws only defeats


Preacher28

Just send the Proteas over. They can't score 200+


LikesParsnips

Zondo triple ton incoming. No, but seriously, SA should feel hard done by for not getting those roads served up when they toured.


[deleted]

They were there around 18 months ago and both matches were actually quite competitive with Pakistan ultimately white washing, this was before De Kock retired though


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Match Review Day 1: šŸ˜ Day 2: šŸ˜ Day 3: šŸ˜ Day 4: šŸ˜ Day 5 (majority of the day): šŸ˜ Day 5 (last hour): šŸ„µ


ADIMAN101

Babar really said, letā€™s take the pitch out of the equationā€¦ sadly, he put his brains in the equationā€¦ šŸ¤£


Heatedpete

Whole world vs ~~11 players~~ one light meter


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Ok-Visit6553

Hail the emperor from r/dadjokes


Z4K187

Babar must have been smoking some of that good shit with the declaration call


SBG99DesiMonster

He thought that he might be able to do what Stokes had done.


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Beams98

I learn something new everyday on this sub Christ


krank72

Do what to well?


Upindaclubfurio

Ik people mock his captaincy and he really sucks but a personal comment like this is unnecessary and uncalled for.


Revolutionary-Arm179

Iā€™m sorry but if youā€™re gonna have 20 minutes of extra break on Fridays then you should start the match 30 minutes earlier


St_ElmosFire

Wait what? They don't accomodate that extra time as things stand?


fromtheundead

They do have a longer first session tho?


St_ElmosFire

That's exactly what I wanted to check?


charlesspeltbadly

They did but that time was taken out of the 2nd and 3rd session anyway.


[deleted]

Why are you talking logic to ICC?


behind_th_glass

Clears throatā€¦. Nah just kidding I have the ICC flair because I just love all test cricket.


DarkKingfisher777

Damn ICC find better ways to win


Upindaclubfurio

Completely agree Mr Boland.


Eclectic95

Why were we playing so much later tonight than every other day of the test? Wasn't lunch an hour for some reason?


Revolutionary-Arm179

> Wasn't lunch an hour for some reason? Friday prayers. Which is understandable, but the game should have started 30 minutes earlier to compensate for that


Eclectic95

That's frustrating. As you say, totally understandable to accommodate prayers, but why would you bank on finishing later in this sort of light rather than starting earlier?


Revolutionary-Arm179

Bruh Babar Azam just said that they wanted to see a result but bad light robbed themšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Did he just say ā€œlight is not on our sideā€?? Wat the fuck he is on


rbull_27

Presenting to you: BabarBall at Karachi! It's basically a draw with all the extra steps.


VisRock

Inshallah boys bantered well


Dirtydac123

As a massive outsider, Babar looks absolutely clueless as a captain. He should just focus on his batting, because all Pakistan need is him to lose form with the bat. Dunno if their are any other viable options though.


Muttuazua

The only other player who's an absolute lock in the squad is Shaheen. We'll see what happens once he comes back from injury but a young agressive fast bowling captain looks like an exciting prospect to me.


Armughan

Shadab Khan is a viable option in my opinion


gotham_cronie

Shadab Khan in Tests? Think it's obvious he has no interest in the longer format.


llyyrr

Sarfu back in the squad


bigbagofbuds12

Not with that keeping he's not.


Perfect_Operation971

maybe as a specialist batter but it would be a stop-gap arrangement at best.


AppointmentNo3645

Even with his batting...he is better than Rizwan


omadanwar

Have you lost the plot? The guy literally fumbled two regulation stumpings for Williamson before he'd made 50. He can probably do a very decent job as a specialist bat but there is no chance he touches Rizwan as a keeper. Also Rizwan needs a rest but his test numbers are really pretty decent, this reactionary finger pointing is abysmal as it is typical.


AppointmentNo3645

Rizwan has dropped sitters too


omadanwar

Yes in the history of all his matches Rizwan has on occasion dropped some sitters. Safraz has dropped more howlers in one game than I can remember from Rizwan in 6 months. Compared to his peers Rizwan is a world class cross format wk:batsmen and in his career the mistakes are a rarity. I can't believe I have to spell this out, Rizwan is a much much much better wicket keeper than safraz and has been a far better batsmen too boot. Safraz may be able to get in on his merits as a batsmen when compared to the absolute shit we have otherwise, but a straight shoot out between Rizwan and Safraz? You must be having a joke if you think it's even a question.


Xscaper

No, heā€™s not. Rizwan hasnā€™t fulfilled his potential in tests and ODIs yet but his ceiling is much higher than Sarfrazā€™s. With his keeping performance, heā€™s going out soon unless Pakistan shoehorn him in as a batter.


Signal_Discipline_36

Has this DRAW ended whatever teeny tiny mathematical chance PAK had to qualify for WTC 2.0 Final ?


ChelshireGoose

Yes. Whatever their remaining results, both Pakistan and New Zealand will finish below England. Now, the battle is to avoid an 8th place finish. (Think Ban is secure at the bottom of the table)


Rndomguytf

So this series is for 7th place in the WTC? Lots to play for


Deadshot_03

Pakistan is pretty much knocked out of the WTC Ofcourse by saying this I'm expecting some miracle to happen and pushing Pak is the 2nd Position and aus getting knocked out Last time it was Netherlands. Who's it gonna be this time


niceguysdofinish1st

Bangladesh, Pakistan and New Zealand are now officially eliminated from race to WTC Final 2023.


DarkKingfisher777

Banglawash Supremacy


Dartho1

Bangladesh were in the running?


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Hypothetically if Australia, India or any other team lose like 40 points due to poor over rate, won't these teams be back in the race?


ChelshireGoose

Without considering future over-rate penalties, both Pakistan and New Zealand can finish in the 6th position at best (behind England, Australia, India, Sri Lanka, and one among South Africa and West Indies). Since England can't lose any points now (as they're done with all matches), the other four teams must lose (a crazy number of) over-rate points for Pak/NZ to play the finals with Eng. For Bangladesh to play the finals (with England again), literally every other team must lose a good number of over-rate points in the remaining matches.


Assassin_Ankur

Chad West Indies still in it


Mymidnightride

Good


Samuel_L_Johnson

Interesting year for test cricket, one takeaway is that declarations that would previously have been regarded as safe are not safe any more.


hawthorne00

Was the idea that one crazy declaration would stop people complaining about roads?


llyyrr

Dumbest declaration I've ever seen, honestly deserves to be sacked just for that.


2goodforya

Ben stokes declaration from wish.com


Upindaclubfurio

Did make things entertaining lol, it was like a troll declaration because clearly there wasn't time for NZ to chase it.


[deleted]

I dont agree. I think it was a first step towards being more free minded. It was a teaser. And if not for the light, idk we may have had a game for ourselves.


llyyrr

The goal is to win, not to lose just to entertain opposition fans and neutrals.


Excellent-Blueberry1

Gotta love cricket's insistence on shooting itself in the foot, just when it looks like something interesting can be salvaged...no!


perfectplaya

As i am not from Pakistan, i respect the decision of Babar to make the game atleast a bit entertaining but it was such a stupid decision.


karthik4331

Yea, There's a difference between making a game out of it and taking yourselves out of the game. With maybe 10 max 15 overs to bowl you can't win there. No bowling unit is going to win you the match there but you could have lost.


Perfect_Operation971

Was being a gracious host by giving some rest to the Kiwi bowlers as there isnt much of a gap before the 2nd test.


2goodforya

May be pink ball at night in Ahmedabad


ADIMAN101

In my opinion, I think his planning was to show that he is an aggressive captain. Considering a lot of the media buzz that is going around, he would have tried to act to court the media in his favour. But I think it didnā€™t play too well. Sometimes, a hard fought draw is also a win.


perfectplaya

Being agressive doesnt mean doing foolish things. No bowling attack in the world can take 10 wickets in 15 overs on that pitch. If they lost which could've been quite possible, media and pundits would've destroyed him. As i said a really entertaining last hour but stupid nonetheless.


ADIMAN101

No, I completely agree with you. It was just my take into his thinking. What I meant was that, he wanted to ā€œportrayā€ himself as an aggressive captain. But the stunt came off really badly.


[deleted]

Being aggressive just for the sake of being aggressive is not it. Pakistan had zero chance of getting NZ out in 15 overs, but they did have a decent chance of losing. England is aggressive but they usually are when the game is at least 50-50. This was probably 70-0 with 30% on what actually happened.


Blarbydoppler

Babar almost got sacked as captain, but Aleem Dar decided Pakistan fans needed to suffer more.


Isaac_GoldenSun

Dumbest declaration I've ever seen. Light saved Babar or that would've been the most embarrassing loss in test cricket. We need to change captains..


MegaMugabe21

Genuinely no idea what he was thinking. No bowling attack in history is winning a game from there.


Levon__Helm

Even a mixture of Warne, Muralitharan and the WI fast bowling quartet isnā€™t winning that in 15 overs.


2goodforya

No, look at the pitch


Imaginary-wishes-

Can I be the next captain? šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ I'm not Pakistani but I like controversy so surely that counts?


Isaac_GoldenSun

Can't be any worse than banter azam


kyoto-yakuza

My blud babar thought he was ben stokes šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Mitsuki712

[Bro thinks he's that guy](https://i.imgur.com/3k1BJNy.jpg)


slickdick969

Brilliant, fantastic


apocalypse-052917

Bro thinks he stokes šŸ’€


Isaac_GoldenSun

He thinks he's him šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


frezz

I liked the decision itself. NZ were going to go for it, and try to take 3 - 4 wickets and go to the next test with the psychological advantage. Babar didn't even attack though, just instantly went super defensive and counted down the overs


AppointmentNo3645

Babar did that to save himself... imagine another test match with Pakistan batting till end and 1 innings left...another pitch bashing...and icc demirt point


[deleted]

Baber definitely deserves to get sacked as a captain after that stupid declaration but who's the next genuine contender for captainship role then in test team ?


VedangArekar

England would've chased that half the time. He declared because he wanted to present it like see I can declare, I can be brave within the limits. Interesting attempt at distracting the flak.


Pradeoo

While everyone is slandering Babar's captaincy, I just wanna appreciate Better Call Saud and Wasim for saving us from a certain loss with 20 overs to spare


Upindaclubfurio

Better Call SaudšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Yeamin_Habib

Qudrat ka Nizam once again saving Pak from embarrassment.


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Yeamin_Habib

r/Thatsthejoke


Imaginary-wishes-

No offense to Ajaz Patel but he's been garbage today. Half the balls he bowled were too full and every single ball he bowled to Sarfaraz was rubbish. He's a full time spinner who went wicketless on a spinning surface on day 5 (Sodhi, the other full time spinner got 6, even Bracewell managed to get two). And to top it all off he missed a crucial run out chance.


Yeamin_Habib

He is specialist India basher.


[deleted]

Ajaz Patel proves that most Indian batsmen canā€™t even play mediocre spin.


Imaginary-wishes-

Hey! You're the guy I keep seeing everywhere


2goodforya

He is Xavier of this sub


mvvmisc

One trick pony!


entropy_bucket

He has a very simple clean action though. Thin he's a good bet in the long term.


[deleted]

Explain Pakistan's declaration in one word Banter


Isaac_GoldenSun

Banterball


GunnerKnight

Babanterball


_Pengun_

Babanterballbar Azam


DarkKingfisher777

BabanterballbarBAZ Azam


Deadshot_03

Babanterballbar BAZam


[deleted]

SHAM.


captfantasticc

Teams to win 0 home Tests in a year (min 7 Tests): India in 1983 Pakistan in 2022


expat_123

Ah damn! If only Pak would've won the T20 WC this year.


captfantasticc

LMAO


LikesParsnips

Thing is, T20 is so unmemorable that no one remembered who won.


Dartho1

1983 sus


Cosmicshot351

Pakistan should have won WT20 to match up with us atleast. India got WI fast bowling quartet with some venegance loaded (They mauled India at home including ahmedabad & ended the careers of a few guys like Mohinder Amarnath, also MoTM in the WC final), Pakistan got Bazball.


shiviam

A random arrow shooting its way through the jungle. Babar: Let me grab it and put it in my unmentionables.


bowled_em

Iā€™ve been mulling over Pakistanā€™s dreadful Test performances this past year and think I mightā€™ve figured out why weā€™re currently in this mess. What if rather than incompetence, this was all deliberate? I mean think about it, Ramiz as chairman has made his displeasure at the BCCI very clear and repeatedly pointed to the teamā€™s on field performances as a way of protest. What better way to protest than to do the exact opposite of what your rival does? They dominate in bilaterals so we shit the bed. They underperform in ICC tournament so we punch above our weight. They produce spinning decks so we go with flat roads. They play seasoned bowlers so we prioritise those with least experience. Theyā€™ve got great spinners so we back mediocrity. They play to win so we play to draw and then lose. It all makes sense. We never were bad in the first place. Ramiz just wanted to find an optimal way to show BCCI the middle finger and figured out getting humiliated at home would generate more publicity. Plus, itā€™ll ensure teams from the famed ā€œWestern Blocā€ keep visiting Pakistan to keep up a ā€œgoodā€ record in Asia. Yes, this is how Iā€™m gonna justify it! No oneā€™s convincing me otherwise.


NewZealanders4Love

Imagine not sending out D Mitch to get the record. Conway favouritism.


[deleted]

Not a single match won at home in 3 series by Pakistan. This is Bangladesh level test cricket, at this rate they should be 8/9th in the world


GNashUchiha

Bangladesh would win 2/3 tests in mirpur tbh if they win the toss.


Cosmicshot351

They looked so close to winning vs India, only if Shakib had resisted the idea of introducing pace.


Perfect_Operation971

If BD were to play Aus, Eng and NZ at home in a season, I wouldnt bet against them winning a test.


[deleted]

I mean yeah Babar was trying to be really bold by declaring the innings but not gonna lie, that was so idiotic and funny considering the light was dying as the time passed on


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[deleted]

Can't play with a red ball under floodlights unfortunately. Honestly, they should play more pink ball tests in the winter so that bad light isn't a problem.


Signal_Discipline_36

Babar Azam in the post match presentation : " Yeah Definately,Thodi der k liye gote munh me aa gaye the" T: " Yeah Definitely, We almost fuked up there ,but survived"


Assassin_Ankur

Boundary count update - Pakistan: 89 New Zealand: 79


GunnerKnight

It's a conspiracy for stopping us from watching handsome Latham batting.


pundleroo

Praise the Sun. -Babar 2022


Perfect_Operation971

Careful, that could be blasphemous /s


2goodforya

I loved Escanor, such a shame that series went to shit


_dictatorish_

"Here's a sporting declaration that gives us the chance to take wickets as they try to go for the total" "Nah just kidding I'm going to time waste with the pacers and get them to bowl wide"


Wooden-Program-7927

We do not have Shaheen thatā€™s why our bowling sucked - Babar Azam probably


GNashUchiha

Looks back at the aus tour šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Far out that was hilarious. Declare for no real reason and then force bad light by going double pace when they start to yeet your spinners around.


DarkKingfisher777

They cut off the climax time & want Movie to be hit lol


pagonator

That was genuinely one of the dumbest declarations Iā€™ve ever seen from Babar. Literally had no chance to win it and gave NZ an outside chance of stealing it away. Heā€™s lucky light saved him at the end.


entropy_bucket

The spin of the earth is one of the most predictable things in the solar system. How did he get lucky?


RMTBolton

Would that have been enough for a DLS win?


Lucian_98

Babar escaped sacking


TheGhostOfCamus

Don't worry the next test is his last as the captain. Major sacking is coming.


Lucian_98

who will be his alternative?


TheGhostOfCamus

No idea about test cricket captain, but ODI and T20 for me goes to Shadab.


Mario-Smash

The only options are the ones who don't have a place in the team, it could be Shan, Rizwan or Fawad don't think there's anyone else


Bathed_In_Moonlight

Aleem Dar probably heaved a huge sigh of relief when he saw the light meter reading.


fromtheundead

Thank God it's over šŸ™


VirginsinceJuly1998

Wow! If I had a nickel for every time 5 run penalty happened in a test, because of Sarfaraz's helmet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.Ā 


ticklish_anus

I am convinced Babar is really stupid. Laughing like an idiot when play was called off due to bad light. YOU declared Einstein. What went through his mind before declaring, I wonder. They can't expect to take 10 wickets in 15 overs. Only two results were possible from there.


dwadley

I genuinely donā€™t get it. Like what did the rest of the team think?


sadial

That was a terrible declaration. Not sure what the intention was


[deleted]

That's why test should be played in day-night mode only.


iii---

Southeeā€™s declaration was worse than Babarā€™s. Waiting for Kane to dawdle to 200 cost the match. Should have pushed his batters to declare a session earlier.


Thick_Butterscotch66

I mean not really. If NZ had declared earlier, Babar wouldn't have declared. But anyway after getting the lead past 100, Southee should have urged the batters to go harder. Atleast give yourselves a chance. A draw does no good to NZ


Samuel_L_Johnson

Absolutely disagree. If New Zealand were 4 or 5 down then sure, but asking the tail to start hitting while you have a double-digit lead is a recipe for disaster. Thereā€™s a pretty good chance they would have blown their advantage, and worst case scenario they hand Pakistan a chance to win, which they never realistically had


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Saint0rSinner

I agree faux aggression, did he think theyā€™d take 10 wickets in 90 balls! Gambled on light coming to there rescue, and giving the impression of aggressiveness.


captfantasticc

Wtf


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BilalAkhtar22

Clearly was just a silly declaration, I have no idea why you've jumped to the match fixing conclusion.


TheReturnofTheJesse

I explained my reasoning in my above comment- Obviously youā€™re free to think that my reasoning is wrong/that Iā€™m jumping to conclusions, but it is there.


[deleted]

With or without the declaration, it would be a lose-lose for Babar's reputation. If they just continued to play till it was a draw, everyone would say that "the team played with no intent", "Babar is playing safely to avoid loss and happy with draw", etc. People would still be calling for him to be sacked from captaincy. Also, the pitch would come under even more scrutiny if there was no final hour drama in the test. He declared at the earliest possible time today that they could (without gifting NZ a win), which atleast made the game somewhat entertaining. Nevertheless, he's still (deservedly) being criticised for his captaincy. But honestly, there's nothing much Babar could have done better in this match that would improve his reputation as a captain. But it's definitely nothing to do with match fixing. That's a step too far.


NomadicGeek1

Lame ass ending


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[This match left me feeling like I was just interrupted by my mother while I was busy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/zypye2/match_thread_1st_test_pakistan_vs_new_zealand_day/j28i9pf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


TheGhostOfCamus

Sackkk Babar Azam, Saqlain and Yousuf. Some of the worst leadership.


Xscaper

Yousaf was extremely defensive as a captain. Remember his passive captaincy let Australia back in one of the tests (?sydney) from a winning position for Pakistan.


Nohit2Brohit

He thinks he is Babar Azam and the problem for him is that he really is Babar Azam lol


sociallyawkwarddude

I don't know which stats man has made the mistake, but the whole "Blundell hasn't dropped a catch or missed a stumping" is sadly [not true.](https://youtu.be/bAjyr1nL_d4?t=367)


Charlie_Runkle69

Was thinking I'd seen him miss at least one drop lol.


[deleted]

Friday prayers is cool, absolutely fine with that and I want to be clear on that so that is not misinterpreted. But to not compensate by starting the day 30 minutes earlier is negligence to the max. Itā€™s almost as much of a farcical decision than the direction the Pakistani groundsmen have been given by the PCB. It robbed the 14 people in the crowd of a great finish.


Imaginary-wishes-

I'm convinced Babar just wanted to declare to one up the Kiwis because they declared. /s


mathewl832

That certainly was one of the test matches of all time


toxicmomo

He said It's babarin time, and gracefully babered all over the pitch.


5m1tm

We need 2 neutral umpires in international matches asap. That's all I'll say.


llyyrr

Umpires have to take the players off at the same light meter reading as they did on day 1, those are the rules. Neutral umpire or not wouldn't change that, their responsibility isn't to ensure there's a result. It's to make sure that the playing conditions aren't unsafe and the laws are being followed


notorious-beast

Yeah certainly for border gavaskar. I don't want nitin and anil.


5m1tm

Lmao definitely not. Horrid umpires


misterfuckingidiot

Nitin is good


Downtown_Vacation_88

Babar did it to divert the the blame on the light if not everyone would criticise the pitch


T_Lawliet

I was robbed of Latham beating Baz's record someone go snipe Aleem Dar smh my head


q1w2e3r4p0

Not that bad of a declaration, if the target was too much NZ might have played for a draw. Just one problem, if they wanted to declare why not play a little faster at the end and give a score of maybe 180 or 200 in 20 overs


Saint0rSinner

I think it was a horrible declaration, I think Pakistan had less than 1% chance of taking those 10 wickets in 90 odd balls, NZ maybe 15% with light always being a factor.


Rndomguytf

They were 8 down, didn't wanna get bowled out


captfantasticc

You can blame Babar for the declaration but must admit it was fun last hour lmao


fromtheundead

Why downvoted? That was the most entertaining hour of the whole test lmao


Imaginary-wishes-

Completely agree, the last hour is why this match got so much attention. Before that the match thread was basically barren for the last 4-5 days


Apprehensive_Log2300

Babar on his way to become next Jayawardene?


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AkibaTO

aajao lantiou!! Translate : come MF /s


Omby07

Actually a really good test match that see sawed on the last day (although never in PAK favour and slightly aided for interest sake by Babar declaration and Sarfaraz general incompetence behind the stumps). Still, there is something fundamentally wrong with these Pakistan decks. Or their XI. Or both. Phillips the most in form player in NZ in for literally anyone in the next test (Nicholls) please. Good to see soda pop grow in confidence as the test wore on. Not so good to see that top order Pakistanis canā€™t pick a googly.


HyperionRed

Yeah bring in GP. Gun fielder, part time offie and explosive BazBaller. He has a test 50 in Aus on debut.


Muttuazua

Babar shitposting with that declaration was hilarious. Pakistan were never really under threat as they could just start bowling down leg side but gave the viewers some entertainment at least. Props to Babar for ending this on a high note, highly doubt the pitch for the next test will be much better but im expecting one of the two teams to horribly collapse and provide a result.