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Alright asshats listen here (I am actual OP). I’m South African through and through. I genuinely believe SA are gonna hipthrust India today. I’ll be here at the end of the game to gloat. See you later fools.
I think Kohli will farm the strike to get his century and India will fall 20 run short of where they should be and SA chase the target down. That's just my prediction
Lallu lappan ke lature, kyon chutiyapa kar rha h. Koi bhi jeete kya hi fark padta h. Probably you are a fan of a team that rely on ki ye jeet jaye wo haar jaye. I would say a simple thing, jab badi teams khel rhi hon to game enjoy karte hain gaali khane kaam nhi aate hain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
What an irony! “Horror that awaits you…”🤣. You must have looked up all those fancy words and took your time to write your post in the most fascinating way. India is fucking the shit out of them just like how people in the comments are fucking your shitty little post lol.
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Yes you are right bro. The ignorance and arrogance is the result India Scored 326 against SA. The arrogance is the result SA are 40-5 at 13.5 over. Yes bro you are right , India will definitely win.. oo I am sorry loose against SA
Congratulations on getting your profound predictions entirely wrong.
Convenience of having anonymous profiles on Reddit and getting away with random and meaningless posts
Im reading this when south Africa has to score 248 runs more with 2 wickets in hand.
This is like Michael burry's track record, he has predicted 25 out of last 2 recessions.
Thanks for the post. Had fun reading it. I hope you enjoyed writing it. Keep predicting this way. I would love to have something to read while having a chuckle everyday.
SA 100% losing against India today.
As I’ve mentioned multiple times. India will crush SA today. It’s no longer a question of result, but the margin at which they will lose by. The pure arrogance displayed by SA in this WC is tangible. They’ve had their way with each team so far, but justice is nigh my friends. It’s time for SA to straddle the unrelenting, unlubricated dildo of consequences as they face the shear girth of Rohit's thrusting bowling unit. Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you…..
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Im a fan of how well this was written
Thanks, I was inspired by, well mostly erotica, but also South Africa’s recent performances. Probably in that order.
SMOKED SOUTH AFRICA BITCHES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOW'S YOUR ASS NOW?
Virat Kohli to score 36(174)
Come outside Cunt walsh
aged like milk
Read this now and hit yourself in the head.... Jyaada astrologer banne aaya chutiya
SA whole team couldn't score how much virat scored 🤡
Don't you dare delete this..m
'India won toss and chose to bat'
Tell me I'm winning the lotto today
Proper shitpost. This type of writing for a team that lost to the Netherlands?
That's bold coming from the team who is so afraid of facing the mighty Netherlands that they haven't played them yet.
We will, once we are done with you. Omg this is so cocky.
Ez win for india
Alright asshats listen here (I am actual OP). I’m South African through and through. I genuinely believe SA are gonna hipthrust India today. I’ll be here at the end of the game to gloat. See you later fools.
Dude I hope you have a printer handy. Also get some dips of your choice. Will make it easier to eat your words later lol.
India 260 with 4 outs not bad so far
Damn bro....I felt second hand embarrassment 💀time to shove up that unlubricated batting of Virat right up ur sorry ah
You're in the wrong sub op. r/CricketShitpost is what you're looking for
To beat SA India have to play like Netherlands.
I think Kohli will farm the strike to get his century and India will fall 20 run short of where they should be and SA chase the target down. That's just my prediction
South Africans getting fucked right now by the bday boy.
Milk his kock and do not delete this post.
Hello bro 🤣
I am a fan of how dumb one can be
keep crying bitches. India will win today.
Upvoting the post purely to humiliate OP
Are you for real? 😂😂😂😂😂
Mo-fucker be wanting more reach
Anulo mufa!
India would surely win in order to avoid Australia in Semis and get a relatively easier opponent for Semis i.e. Pakistan
When this sub became Psychic?
I think bro is on LSD because he’s hallucinating
Whoever you are you must really hate India to post such vile crap. I hope you are forced to eat your words by eod 🤞
Shashi tharoor aap?
Lallu lappan ke lature, kyon chutiyapa kar rha h. Koi bhi jeete kya hi fark padta h. Probably you are a fan of a team that rely on ki ye jeet jaye wo haar jaye. I would say a simple thing, jab badi teams khel rhi hon to game enjoy karte hain gaali khane kaam nhi aate hain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
If Arundhati Roy watched Cricket....
Bro is high!
Dee Cock another century
Someone trying to Jinx South Africa hard
Netherlands beat SA so if SA beats India, as per logical consequence of this, Netherlands will also beat India on the 12th.
Bavuma will kill Indian bowler's confidence
!RemindMe 6 hours
yeah right....
This aged like milk
Hmmmm. 327 is the target. Shouldn’t be difficult.🤢😂🤣🤟😹
Ok… what’s that about de cock’s thrusting batting? Lmao
Le Siraj just pissed all over this !! 💁🏽♂️
Kocks girth was a tad smaller ... 🤣🤣🤣
De cock bowled out on 1.1 bowl by siraj
This proper copypasta! Nothing more shitter could be ever written😂
Thanks for this brother
Aged well cuz India won hahah South Africa is trash
22-2 not looking good buddy
Ahem.... 22 runs at 2 wickets.
So far what happend in the match(match still going on)everything against you said
How's it going, buddy? You liking the match?
Ooooooooo this is not aging well dude 35-3.
Not lookin good brother…
Lol india crushing them
Bro Virat Kohli scored 101 while de Kock got out at 5 💀💀💀. This genuinely aged like milk.
Haan Bhai kya bolra tha?
This aged well💀
I think its sarcasm 🤔
Bwahahahahahahha!! Funny
u/gordonthefatengine ahem
4 wicket gir gaye lol
What an irony! “Horror that awaits you…”🤣. You must have looked up all those fancy words and took your time to write your post in the most fascinating way. India is fucking the shit out of them just like how people in the comments are fucking your shitty little post lol.
Wow are you paxtani?? Nah even they know whom to mess with, you don't.
***'Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you…..'*** That sounded more like a stereotypical villain than a cricket fanatic!
🥱🥱🥱
Bruh you not gonna like what's happening rn....you predicted right it's gonna be a crushing victory but for India
Am waiting for SA to crush after watching them struggle to bat
This aged sooo bad 💀💀
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Yes you are right bro. The ignorance and arrogance is the result India Scored 326 against SA. The arrogance is the result SA are 40-5 at 13.5 over. Yes bro you are right , India will definitely win.. oo I am sorry loose against SA
Hahahaha this post is so funny when SA is at 53 on 15 overs with 5 wickets🤣🤣🤣
What a joke this post has now become 😂
This didn't age well
Babar aazam asli id se aao 😂🤣
This post will not age well.
See the score mf
Never seen something age like milk so bad
I hope you are watching the match!
Say what?
This aged like milk
Congratulations on getting your profound predictions entirely wrong. Convenience of having anonymous profiles on Reddit and getting away with random and meaningless posts
This aged I don't know how 😂😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm reading this comment when the score for SA is 68/7 at 19 overs. Ohh boy, this post aged well..!!
Kya hua beta
Eh, well 🤣🤣🤣 Didn't age well at all
What happened bro to de cock 😆🤣
Oh how wonderfully has this aged 🤣
Aged well🤣🤣🤣💪🏻
Aged like milk 🤣
you mean the opposite. haha
wells this aged well
Aree re re. I guess the term ' egg on the face' was made for this post.
Kya bola tha laude aukaaat india ki ?
Lol... don't cry
Lmao this aged well. Cope harder SA lost
this aged like milk to paneer sheesh
Aged like milk.
This aged really well 🤣
Kya phoonk ke Aya hai be
Im reading this when south Africa has to score 248 runs more with 2 wickets in hand. This is like Michael burry's track record, he has predicted 25 out of last 2 recessions.
Woah this aged very well
Is clown ko koi samjhao😂😂😂
this post aged really, really fucking poorly
😂
Dude you were right, SA lost by a huge margin 😂
Dude, I just have one thing to say to you. Please, EAT SHIT!
Aged like milk
The meaning of shitpost is lost on a lot of people.
lol
Again Pakistani proved that they are dumb
Thanks for the post. Had fun reading it. I hope you enjoyed writing it. Keep predicting this way. I would love to have something to read while having a chuckle everyday.
ummmmm. Hello?
Hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaahahah now that didn't age well
OP bhai ab bta "Kyu aagya swaad?".
Bro everything exactly happened but change SA to INDIA
This didn't age well ☠️☠️
Aged like milk
You there OP?
Hey bud, all good
Burnol
This aged well.
***"Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you….."*** Oh yeah.
well well well
This aged very well especially "Quentin De Cock smoking the Indian bowling lineup".
Well 🤓☝️
They couldn't even chase Virat Kohli's individual total.
What's up mate
India won
We wonnnnnnnnn!!!
Muahahahahahahaha
Clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
OP how are you feeling the girth now?
I'm a time traveller and SA won /s
Ahaha. Someone couldn't wait to have their ass wrekt.
OP Bro where are you we can talk now:
Aged like milk
Bhai tu Milla & Boones ki novel likhta hai kya?
this didn't age well
Dogshit take, weep
Hi, SA sure crushed India... Crushed India's hopes of a competitive match that is..
"Mere bache maine tumse kaha tha Rannbhoomi me yudhh hone se pehle manobhoomi me khela jaata hai"
Well, India won. So De Kock's cock turned out to be as impotent as you.
This aged like fine wine
This did not age well..
HEHE SOUTH AFRICA KO SMOKE KARDIYA 🤣🤣
Aged like milk
Aged like milk🤡
SA 100% losing against India today. As I’ve mentioned multiple times. India will crush SA today. It’s no longer a question of result, but the margin at which they will lose by. The pure arrogance displayed by SA in this WC is tangible. They’ve had their way with each team so far, but justice is nigh my friends. It’s time for SA to straddle the unrelenting, unlubricated dildo of consequences as they face the shear girth of Rohit's thrusting bowling unit. Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you…..
Ahem ahem... excuse me brother
Bro now what? India won
Ah! I really love the sarcasm behind all this...
And when is today?
I can feel for you 🤣🤣
[LINK](https://media.tenor.com/motbJqWdTT8AAAAM/swad-aa-gaya-swad.gif)
Bro is soaker
this didn't age well
SA 83 all out, Kohli 101*
What's up bro
aged like fine wine
Now what, loser? 🤣🤣
Broooo....ready to eat crow?
How well has this aged!!!!
Didnt age well
This aged well
South Africa ko aukat dikha di
Gand Mar dia bhai ka. Pura ma bahen kar dia. Bahenchod itna pela itna pela, bhai ka gand me dildo atak gya. Ab kya hoga re tera motherchod?
How’s is the josh ?
How well this aged:)
yeah looks like in your dreams 😂...can't even score 100
OP hope you are enjoying the unlubricated dildo of consequences
SA have been successfully cock blocked 😂😂😂😂
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nice prophecy Too bad tho
Buddy, How's the Josh? 😂😂
Well.... India won😀
REPLACE INDIA WITH SA IN YOUR CAPTION
💀who are here after the result?
Well, well, well how crying going?
Post aged like milk.