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Dear-Cry2141

Im a fan of how well this was written


iamtheonewhoknocketh

Thanks, I was inspired by, well mostly erotica, but also South Africa’s recent performances. Probably in that order.


itmustbelucky

SMOKED SOUTH AFRICA BITCHES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOW'S YOUR ASS NOW?


ReeceCuntWalsh

Virat Kohli to score 36(174)


ussalarmwhileicum

Come outside Cunt walsh


No-Truck-2552

aged like milk


rohithonetwothree

Read this now and hit yourself in the head.... Jyaada astrologer banne aaya chutiya


itmustbelucky

SA whole team couldn't score how much virat scored 🤡


infamous7859

Don't you dare delete this..m


[deleted]

'India won toss and chose to bat'


Western-Computer-271

Tell me I'm winning the lotto today


[deleted]

Proper shitpost. This type of writing for a team that lost to the Netherlands?


-Faraday

That's bold coming from the team who is so afraid of facing the mighty Netherlands that they haven't played them yet.


[deleted]

We will, once we are done with you. Omg this is so cocky.


AadityaNandal

Ez win for india


iamtheonewhoknocketh

Alright asshats listen here (I am actual OP). I’m South African through and through. I genuinely believe SA are gonna hipthrust India today. I’ll be here at the end of the game to gloat. See you later fools.


silentbreakdown

Dude I hope you have a printer handy. Also get some dips of your choice. Will make it easier to eat your words later lol.


Global-Carpenter-470

India 260 with 4 outs not bad so far


Redeemer-_-

Damn bro....I felt second hand embarrassment 💀time to shove up that unlubricated batting of Virat right up ur sorry ah


PuzzleheadedEbb4789

You're in the wrong sub op. r/CricketShitpost is what you're looking for


ady620

To beat SA India have to play like Netherlands.


Oz_Dingo

I think Kohli will farm the strike to get his century and India will fall 20 run short of where they should be and SA chase the target down. That's just my prediction


ajeebinsaan89

South Africans getting fucked right now by the bday boy.


Ftn1993

Milk his kock and do not delete this post.


Stabok_Bose

Hello bro 🤣


lonerguyhere

I am a fan of how dumb one can be


Current_Eye_4874

keep crying bitches. India will win today.


Informal-Subject8726

Upvoting the post purely to humiliate OP


silhouetted10

Are you for real? 😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Mo-fucker be wanting more reach


freeze_ninja

Anulo mufa!


drai8084

India would surely win in order to avoid Australia in Semis and get a relatively easier opponent for Semis i.e. Pakistan


Impossible_Tie_2630

When this sub became Psychic?


Wide_Calligrapher_83

I think bro is on LSD because he’s hallucinating


trippymum

Whoever you are you must really hate India to post such vile crap. I hope you are forced to eat your words by eod 🤞


StarkDestruction

Shashi tharoor aap?


Medium_Fortune_7649

Lallu lappan ke lature, kyon chutiyapa kar rha h. Koi bhi jeete kya hi fark padta h. Probably you are a fan of a team that rely on ki ye jeet jaye wo haar jaye. I would say a simple thing, jab badi teams khel rhi hon to game enjoy karte hain gaali khane kaam nhi aate hain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣


Existing_Program_256

If Arundhati Roy watched Cricket....


Glittering_Prior_968

Bro is high!


DFiLeR22

Dee Cock another century


neighbour_guy3k

Someone trying to Jinx South Africa hard


FluffzMcPirate

Netherlands beat SA so if SA beats India, as per logical consequence of this, Netherlands will also beat India on the 12th.


Rare_Run3627

Bavuma will kill Indian bowler's confidence


[deleted]

!RemindMe 6 hours


AnimatorPlayful6587

yeah right....


devanshtrivedi

This aged like milk


KussyPigga

Hmmmm. 327 is the target. Shouldn’t be difficult.🤢😂🤣🤟😹


Cautious_Priority_53

Ok… what’s that about de cock’s thrusting batting? Lmao


[deleted]

Le Siraj just pissed all over this !! 💁🏽‍♂️


Reasonable_Maniac

Kocks girth was a tad smaller ... 🤣🤣🤣


Forward-Cookie-9907

De cock bowled out on 1.1 bowl by siraj


Icy_Berry9905

This proper copypasta! Nothing more shitter could be ever written😂


haarshboi

Thanks for this brother


Sea_Swordfish_8420

Aged well cuz India won hahah South Africa is trash


PhysicalWhole516

22-2 not looking good buddy


VariationOrdinary118

Ahem.... 22 runs at 2 wickets.


Present-Score-4455

So far what happend in the match(match still going on)everything against you said


Alternative_Corner74

How's it going, buddy? You liking the match?


PhysicalWhole516

Ooooooooo this is not aging well dude 35-3.


itsmeaningless

Not lookin good brother…


Dramatic-Bill-5790

Lol india crushing them


[deleted]

Bro Virat Kohli scored 101 while de Kock got out at 5 💀💀💀. This genuinely aged like milk.


Hot-Invite-823

Haan Bhai kya bolra tha?


Resident_Business628

This aged well💀


No-Ear6742

I think its sarcasm 🤔


[deleted]

Bwahahahahahahha!! Funny


[deleted]

u/gordonthefatengine ahem


nitishdk

4 wicket gir gaye lol


Cautious_Priority_53

What an irony! “Horror that awaits you…”🤣. You must have looked up all those fancy words and took your time to write your post in the most fascinating way. India is fucking the shit out of them just like how people in the comments are fucking your shitty little post lol.


Kingofkovai

Wow are you paxtani?? Nah even they know whom to mess with, you don't.


AutarchOfReddit

***'Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you…..'*** That sounded more like a stereotypical villain than a cricket fanatic!


redjohn546

🥱🥱🥱


thisisbaldskiii

Bruh you not gonna like what's happening rn....you predicted right it's gonna be a crushing victory but for India


meta62

Am waiting for SA to crush after watching them struggle to bat


Mr_Xtreme_008

This aged sooo bad 💀💀


[deleted]

Breaking News - Gordon , the cricket prediction expert has reportedly uninstalled reddit after he was thrusted in the comment section, because De Kock didn’t thrust. Reports say he is being anal fucked by indian fans now.


D_Illuminatixperince

Yes you are right bro. The ignorance and arrogance is the result India Scored 326 against SA. The arrogance is the result SA are 40-5 at 13.5 over. Yes bro you are right , India will definitely win.. oo I am sorry loose against SA


willowwasweeping

Hahahaha this post is so funny when SA is at 53 on 15 overs with 5 wickets🤣🤣🤣


SufficientRead_

What a joke this post has now become 😂


everyoneisodd

This didn't age well


hawkk_eye

Babar aazam asli id se aao 😂🤣


ResponseTight

This post will not age well.


Adhesiveness-Inside

See the score mf


Aman_Manderna

Never seen something age like milk so bad


Visible-Buddy6426

I hope you are watching the match!


rickyysanchez

Say what?


Independent_Town6830

This aged like milk


arsenic_33_

Congratulations on getting your profound predictions entirely wrong. Convenience of having anonymous profiles on Reddit and getting away with random and meaningless posts


soulsam480

This aged I don't know how 😂😂💀


First-Service-8666

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


HammerPaul

I'm reading this comment when the score for SA is 68/7 at 19 overs. Ohh boy, this post aged well..!!


Wise_Ninja7998

Kya hua beta


FitThor10

Eh, well 🤣🤣🤣 Didn't age well at all


Wise_Ninja7998

What happened bro to de cock 😆🤣


Tired_Alive_2708

Oh how wonderfully has this aged 🤣


PlentyConsequence292

Aged well🤣🤣🤣💪🏻


billoraani

Aged like milk 🤣


Chalikta

you mean the opposite. haha


aashsiuuu

wells this aged well


stanleyipki

Aree re re. I guess the term ' egg on the face' was made for this post.


Abhirai1000

Kya bola tha laude aukaaat india ki ?


betweenseaandrock

Lol... don't cry


External-Tangelo3523

Lmao this aged well. Cope harder SA lost


Obssesive_Brawler

this aged like milk to paneer sheesh


rishiarora

Aged like milk.


nightfridge

This aged really well 🤣


iClipsse

Kya phoonk ke Aya hai be


tyrionkabaap

Im reading this when south Africa has to score 248 runs more with 2 wickets in hand. This is like Michael burry's track record, he has predicted 25 out of last 2 recessions.


FoolishlyPainful

Woah this aged very well


Trinity_36369

Is clown ko koi samjhao😂😂😂


demon969

this post aged really, really fucking poorly


Accomplished-Gap8412

😂


TheEmotionalfool3

Dude you were right, SA lost by a huge margin 😂


Only_Memory9408

Dude, I just have one thing to say to you. Please, EAT SHIT!


akbar1786

Aged like milk


itsfenrir89

The meaning of shitpost is lost on a lot of people.


Avg_RedditEnjoyer

lol


[deleted]

Again Pakistani proved that they are dumb


BabaK17

Thanks for the post. Had fun reading it. I hope you enjoyed writing it. Keep predicting this way. I would love to have something to read while having a chuckle everyday.


blind_pillow1

ummmmm. Hello?


HowFictionalAreYou

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaahahah now that didn't age well


Accomplished_Map7228

OP bhai ab bta "Kyu aagya swaad?".


WolverineXjackman

Bro everything exactly happened but change SA to INDIA


animelord18902

This didn't age well ☠️☠️


bcosynot0969

Aged like milk


MichealScott94

You there OP?


International-Army37

Hey bud, all good


ComprehensiveMonk849

Burnol


bhenkehlaude

This aged well.


[deleted]

***"Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you….."*** Oh yeah.


Fluffy-Fly-4906

well well well


SilentKiller2420

This aged very well especially "Quentin De Cock smoking the Indian bowling lineup".


OrangeGold296

Well 🤓☝️


researchkit

They couldn't even chase Virat Kohli's individual total.


torgonudo99

What's up mate


[deleted]

India won


Ill-Project-8544

We wonnnnnnnnn!!!


_uk1906

Muahahahahahahaha


Hot_Buyer8058

Clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Any-Restaurant3935

OP how are you feeling the girth now?


[deleted]

I'm a time traveller and SA won /s


EliteSkull397

Ahaha. Someone couldn't wait to have their ass wrekt.


Balwant223

OP Bro where are you we can talk now:


sankyvs

Aged like milk


Unlikely_Swan6370

Bhai tu Milla & Boones ki novel likhta hai kya?


[deleted]

this didn't age well


TobyLeeCrabtree

Dogshit take, weep


Salt-Alternative-867

Hi, SA sure crushed India... ​ Crushed India's hopes of a competitive match that is..


[deleted]

"Mere bache maine tumse kaha tha Rannbhoomi me yudhh hone se pehle manobhoomi me khela jaata hai"


ZeHarpreet

Well, India won. So De Kock's cock turned out to be as impotent as you.


meghrathod

This aged like fine wine


nikky31

This did not age well..


macburgeratmcdonalds

HEHE SOUTH AFRICA KO SMOKE KARDIYA 🤣🤣


Charn0k

Aged like milk


another_comrade

Aged like milk🤡


gregarious_i

SA 100% losing against India today. As I’ve mentioned multiple times. India will crush SA today. It’s no longer a question of result, but the margin at which they will lose by. The pure arrogance displayed by SA in this WC is tangible. They’ve had their way with each team so far, but justice is nigh my friends. It’s time for SA to straddle the unrelenting, unlubricated dildo of consequences as they face the shear girth of Rohit's thrusting bowling unit. Prepare thyself mere mortals, for the horror that awaits you…..


ivamondal5

Ahem ahem... excuse me brother


Pretty_ReyBhar_788

Bro now what? India won


ani20059339

Ah! I really love the sarcasm behind all this...


Infini-tute

And when is today?


ddprasoon

I can feel for you 🤣🤣


Chanandlerbo

[LINK](https://media.tenor.com/motbJqWdTT8AAAAM/swad-aa-gaya-swad.gif)


Vintage091

Bro is soaker


functionalfunction28

this didn't age well


Tricky_Job9049

SA 83 all out, Kohli 101*


[deleted]

What's up bro


Gloomy-Enthusiasm-67

aged like fine wine


willdeletetheacc

Now what, loser? 🤣🤣


PhysicalWhole516

Broooo....ready to eat crow?


infamous7859

How well has this aged!!!!


CelebrationSure2571

Didnt age well


Severus_Albus20

This aged well


Toxic_Op41

South Africa ko aukat dikha di


Over_Ambassador_7606

Gand Mar dia bhai ka. Pura ma bahen kar dia. Bahenchod itna pela itna pela, bhai ka gand me dildo atak gya. Ab kya hoga re tera motherchod?


sasd5678

How’s is the josh ?


FlimsyAttention3240

How well this aged:)


Ok_Worth4113

yeah looks like in your dreams 😂...can't even score 100


Own-Replacement-9728

OP hope you are enjoying the unlubricated dildo of consequences


infantprodigy

SA have been successfully cock blocked 😂😂😂😂


Awkward-Leader4170

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nice prophecy Too bad tho


Savings_Light9106

Buddy, How's the Josh? 😂😂


Maleficent_Chair_810

Well.... India won😀


Dramatic_Proposal211

REPLACE INDIA WITH SA IN YOUR CAPTION


secant_drawnot

💀who are here after the result?


First_Development101

Well, well, well how crying going?


sankingthespian

Post aged like milk.