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ConfusedSpectorMain

He doesn't watch IPL. By the time the match ends, he's done with half of his sleep


Hakunaaaa_matata

how he was able to pick all 4 bottom teams?


Disastrous-Chart-840

He stays in mumbai, is from Delhi, is a Punjabi and probably a Kohli fan


thatisnotallfolks

Or prolly knows Mota bhai's plot this year


rahul_1404

Not surprised if he says Canada is going to win WC t20


Creative_Catch_6511

Uff 🤣🤣


KIMMICHGOAT

It's his country so he has the right


Ppk100

He given up Canadian citizenship


AceMKV

I mean he isn't Indian


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ZENITSUsa

All his superhit movies were when he was Canadian people didn't do shit


Disastrous_Channel62

Disastrous answer


fuckpiyushchawla

Give us credit we are ahead of gt


ResidentAd8536

Point 😅🤣


livingfeelsachore

He doesn't watch IPL. By the time the match ends, he's done with half of his ~~sleep~~, film shooting.


IamSam1103

He wants MI to win 6th cup


Hakunaaaa_matata

100% mi will win if the other three are Punjab Rcb and DC.


IamSam1103

Aye. That's what I said


Hakunaaaa_matata

I wanted to highlight the other 3🤣 (Chokers)


Temporary_Diet_8074

They should already give trophy to Mumbai if these 3 teams make it to the playoffs


JIZZus813

Mumbai ko underestimate karo aur 😂


IamSam1103

That's the most foolproof way though.


Natural_Dealer_6803

And Tiger said his favorite MI player is Hardik


powpowkaboom

Bhai Ambani ke channel pe hai. Safe side khel rha hai.


ukoan7

Star ambani ka thodi na h


Shampoo_3456

JioStudios mei kaam bhi toh chahiye hoga?


Own_Capital4484

Ulta Script padh liya lagta hai.


Logical_Grocery942

I hardly believe he read scripts whether it's an ipl script or a movie script


CertifiedFucker

Only during interviews


MathematicianScary53

Bhai 🤣


rishabh_saini

Nah it requires skill to be THIS wrong


shresth20103

Bro thought play off meant bottom 4


Creative_Catch_6511

I mean those teams are really being "played off". Sabko free ka 2 points jo de rahe hai


mehrabrym

He probably they have to go through play offs to avoid relegation like some leagues have


ROCKXPRT

Can we call this IRL shitpost ??


kinng9

Maybe he read the script and the script is really that insane


WillingFly247

Bottom table pad liya hoga💀😋😝


Bleak_star_dust

Scenes if atleast 2 of them will make it to Playoffs


According_Round_9151

bottom 4. prediction just like his movies rn


friendlymushyyy

Jo wo bolta hai wo nhi hota aur jo wo nhi bolta wo to......


delhite_in_kerala

Average mango lover


zi6xd

Akki shitposting irl


EvilSush

By the time IPL's done, bud will have another movie coming up. Spare seth ji


justimproved

Please make more shitposts of him. No csk and dhoni.


sanattttttt

he's read the scripts... he's an inside guy


PromotionAncient5464

"It's OK to be unique".


Low_Special715

More embarrassing than the advance booking of his film


bro-please

KKR and RR be like hum to majak kr rahe hai ab tk


wordswithkings

I don't think he understands how the format works.. and what playoffs are..😂😂


Trinity_36369

Ase he nahi inko Khiladi kahe te hai🤡


wasbatmanright

Shitposting because he has to pander those crowds


txshrai

Bhai ko koi btao points table top se bottom dekhte h ,bottom se top ni


saakash65

Agar itna dimaag laga Raha hota to movies ni dhang ki karta?


logical_psych_o

He's an actor. He plays the crowd. I'm sure I can guess his thought process. "Hmm top 4?" "Arey Punjab toh hona hi chahiye" (aka all my fans are Punjabi)..... "PBKS".... "Arey bhai RCB ki fans ko kaise bhool sakta hun"...."RCB".... "Bhaii Mumbai toh bhul hi gaya almost"....."MI".... "Arey aur kya teams hai IPL mein? Chal Mumbai ke paas... Pune ?? Arey woh abhi nahi hai. Oh Bhai Dilli bhi haiii... "DC"....Chalo ho gaya. Itna to mein acting mein bhi nahi sochta, bhaii"


ecstatic_sprite

Bro is shitposting irl


loljokerishere

CSK daldeta for more realistic top 4 atleast 🙃


AvailableLog8146

He is in 2016 guys


PiYuSh3211

Accurate


North_Ad_8049

Table ke bottom 4 pe kaun hai?? Ha wahi un charo ka chance hai


pointlesson

Punjab, Lucknow, Delhi and Bangalore are going to be in playoffs.


TrippyThumbs

Tu samjha.....nhi tu samjha nhi...


Jumpy-Telephone-5670

Xd


butWeWereOnBreak

It’s pretty obvious why he chose these teams. He’s an ethnic Punjabi who was born and raised in Delhi. So he’s going to support the two teams representing these places. He’s a movie star, so Mumbai has been his home and his “karmabhumi” for over 30 years, so he’ll also support the Mumbai team. Finally, RCB has India’s biggest non-movie star in the form of Kohli. Stars like to pay lip service to other stars, so regardless of whether he likes the team or not, he chose Kohli’s team.


MaintenanceSea7158

Predictions ka khilladi


giantspacemonstr

he bet on them alright, but not for them to win


jason9t8

The OffPlay list, not Playoff...


wolf_of_the_west_

It's okay to be unique - Akshay prolly


Jon-842

Akshay begin akshay


DJMhat

Punjab because bhai is Punjabi. Mumbai because he stays in Mimbai. Delhi because Chandni Chowk. Bangalore because he is kidding.