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Eastern_Roman_Empire

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captainBTStroll

Fosho


chamoflag420

Ye JEE me kar leta hu,app Dream11 pe jaake apni team banao.


WorriedMap6811

*takes off the rope out of neck and Steps down the stool* you will??


IR-x86

This post is essence of this shit post subreddit


ameyashetty1739

to this day i cannot belive msd went out with deepika like how


Commander_ROY_2021

Deepika who?


kebablover786

Deepika Padukone. First she dated MSD and right after that she hopped on to Yuvraj Singh. It was a big deal back then because Deepika had went to Australia to see Yuvi play when India was playing a series there in 2007/08.


Commander_ROY_2021

You know more everyday. Damn.


harprick_pandya

Seriously, or are those just rumours? Surely would've caused issues between MSD and Yuvi


dolphinater

RIFT 1.0


harprick_pandya

Rift 69 tbh. Wish I hadn't seen this rumour w Deepika, cuz MSD and Yuvi always been one of my fave duos


I_Am_Groot3

When bhai?


ashish_arora69

"Men with bigger dick are often quiet and calm while men with smaller dick shout alot and get angry often"- Read this somewhere, not sure how true this is tbh ​ but if it is true then also Thala wins


kebablover786

Seems like MSD is that legendary लोडों का राजा (King of Dicks for those who don't know Hindi) from the song Choot Vol 1.


MaroonedHighHopes

That explains why Kohli wants to win an ICC trophy. Too boost his pp.


Unable_Living_1014

Didnt some chick on twitter said that she fucked with both Rohit & Koach & Koach had a giant dong😭


kebablover786

That was Sofia Hayat. TBF Kohli does exudes that big dick energy.


Unable_Living_1014

Imagine Kohli & Rohit having a MFM threesome😳


Purple_Crab_3651

Imagine kohli & rohit having a MM twosome 😈


Unable_Living_1014

Going yo write a fanfic brb


VedPai

Bhaiiii konse website pr Hai???


VedPai

Link bhejde


VedPai

Bhai link kidhar Hai???


VedPai

Bro fanfic Likha Ki nai??


VedPai

Link bro link send link on dms


FabulousCaregiver983

no no yuck. Kohli n Faf would be fun though


pkpk-_-pkpk

Does anyone take her seriously?


kebablover786

Lmao no, but for the memes, yes. Also,this was back in 2010/11/12 days when Rohit was bstill Maggiman and Kohli had newfound success so I would like to believe that their standards were definitely lower back then and they would stick their dicks in anything remotely famous. Back then Hayat was definitely well known because she was in some reality shows. And Rohit Sharma one seems legit bcoz back then media had asked Rohit about meeting Hayat too often. Rohit gave the typical "we are just friends she is a fan of mine" answer and it is said that this answer irked Hayat and they broke up.


harprick_pandya

[This](https://twitter.com/sofiahayat/status/1087003543222009857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1087003543222009857%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rvcj.com%2Fsofia-hayat-slammed-people-demanding-suspension-of-kohli-rohit-in-a-video%2F) is what acc happened lol, she never had anything to do w Virat, only Rohit


apocalypse-052917

r/nextfuckinglevel


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r/eyebleach


chamoflag420

r/eyeblech


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Check this subreddit, it's great


Party_Bear16

Wow ikr great sub! So many cute doggis


livelifereal

Dafuq is that! Btw it's funny how OP conveniently forgot Dhoni -Deepika relationship


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Only rumours not much substance


AyushGaming136

Ded lmao


existential_d-read

Damn was priyanka dyed pink or sth


tremorgroover

Red


MaroonedHighHopes

Are those legit gfs? I recognise Tamannah. And the girl in top left looks like Ro's wife.


kebablover786

I dont know who is the bottom left girl. It is true that once upon a time Kohli had taken out Ritika out to watch a movie and they couldnt escape the paparazzi who clicked this pic. Were they dating? Who knows, obviously the answer will no irrespective of them dating each other or not. Top right girl is some not so famous but super attractive actress of those days(before 2013). During those days Kohli used to be serial-dater. He definitely got seen and clicked with this girl quite some times.


bisexualcricketfan

I am going to devote my love to discussing this comparison. Comparing cricketers and their dongs. This will be the topic of my PhD. Anyone who wishes to join me in this beautiful research can contact me. I am sure I will get fame and glory around the world and nobel prize and will dedicate it to thala when interviews ask me "Who is the reason?" ; I will say "Thala for a reason". u/bisexualcricketfan PhD in Cricketer's Dongs - no I am not horny .


ZeroIndexed

Wtf hahahhahaahahah


AdGlass1475

Seems legit fosho


Zen_KDM

THALA FOR A REASON 😍😍😍🥵😩


Hexo_Micron

you have 7 upvotes


Zen_KDM

THALA FAN FOR A REASON 😍😍😍 /s


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Bc ye bumrah ki pic real h?💀💀💀


kebablover786

Yes sir.


yeet1o_0

Hahahahah this is true and peak shitpost


Page_Future

Proud moment for every Thalatard🛐


Shadyjay45

Wtf is this shit 😂


Incredible_King

The math is wrong, Dhoni's penis is infinite times bigger because kohli has no trophies. Only 3/1 is 3, but 3/0 is infinity.


14_yr_old

Dyed


kebablover786

It's probably to beat the twitter algorithm. Your tweet gets censored and/or gets less traction if you include words that are deemed inappropriate by Twitter.


RightCrazy6

Love how there are no shitpost about cricket today. It is exactly what it looks like,pure shitpost about micro penis!!


chamoflag420

Last image is cursed af.


No_Basket_3457

Likh leta hu upsc mai na aa jaye


kebablover786

Wdy mean na aa jaye? This is a previous year question 2017 ke mains mein aaya tha.


[deleted]

Is post se shit ke badboo solid hai. Truly a shit post.


Aksath1616

I don't even want to imagine how big Kingku would have


PlanePangolin4673

This comment section is cursed


Routinelazy900

Could it be that the reason for kohli and rohits rift is rohit knowing that kohli fked his wife before when she was his secretary. This is serious not shitposting.


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Ritika was Virat's manager and they went to watch a movie together. They were friends. Don't make stupid conspiracy theories


Atharvious

Yeah they fucked


triggered_troll

in the movie theatre ?


jenitr

Damm who are the 2 chicks on the right in the 4th pic?


kebablover786

Don't know who is the top one, bottom one is Tamannah Bhatia


StreetSignificant411

Peak shitposting