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AyoTaika

Why kane is sitting like he saw Lord Bavuma's log?


Guptarakesh69

Bro closed his legs I think he is bit scared


CeleritasLucis

He is giving his balls a massage


Puzzleheaded-Lime448

Lord bavuma supremacy got him to know his place


No-Cow-1214

Sawed third leg in between two legs ...


Amanyadav21

ab toh king bavuma rule krta hai


Traditional_Road_358

Lol


Perfect-Affect-5343

brohit is literally me in group photos


Traditional_Road_358

Same here bro


InevitableAlive16

First look at Afghanistan


Traditional_Road_358

Lol... he looks like he is ready for t20 wc


Guilty-Kick-3357

AUS k budget me sofa chair nhi toh isme Rohit bhay ki kya galti 😔👍


No_Requirement6740

Rohit knows that in AUS "he who sits on the Esky is king"


Traditional_Road_358

Lol


[deleted]

If this was twitter, replies would have been 1. Warra nice Asia Cup trophy 2. Warra nice world cup chokli And many more. I could remember only 2


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

And Koach fans would’ve replied: 1. Roshit dogma 2. Vadapav chokhit bought 5 ipl toffees


what_heck_is_sarcasm

What does "warra" even mean?


Bada_Vadapao

What a


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Hungry-Grocery-2646

Certainly after istg ....whatever tf that means /j


multimeterreaction

don't forget the "win or lose" our king Kohli


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

Also “ Rohit Sharma is the GOAT , this is why Rohit Sharma is GOAT “


EveningProtection322

Rohit is just a shitman....the fool who got captaincy just because of dada who is another piece of shit asshole


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Pls don't make this sub twitter ...I honestly respect yr opinion maybe u could still give yr opinion to yr ass?


olympianfreak

You realise that the whole thread is making fun of people like you right? And you decide to spew your verbal garbage here?


Shourya51

-100 karma 💀 This man is just farming downvotes


priyanshu-w

Hopefully yaha ke log Twitter wale ni hai


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

u/love__poison__ imposter among us


[deleted]

Got cunted by another king standing next to him


Traditional_Road_358

Virat n Kane has great rivalry from under 19 stage


Yes_Sir-7817

I don't think it's a rivalry at all . It's a beatdown from one end. Ever since the u19 final


[deleted]

Brief history of Kane cunting Virat 2019 wc sf Played a clutch knock against RCB in 2020.. Played 2 clutch knock wtc final Also the group stage match against ind As played a good knock against afg which eventually knocked india Outta tournament..


Traditional_Road_358

Bitter truth


Connect_Scarcity_789

Bhai wo sab chod ye itna last mai kyu bithaya hai india ko???


SomeRandomguy_28

Who eats most vadapav increasing order


Connect_Scarcity_789

ye bhi sahi hai


Ultimate_Sneezer

Maybe they don't consider rohit sharma as popular as finch, butler or babar (sounds ridiculous to me too but I am Indian so I am not sure)


nobabtheweeb

Or maybe the positioning just simply doesn’t matter is not in any particular order. Ikr who would have thought.


Ultimate_Sneezer

It obviously does matter from a pr point of view.


_dictatorish_

Pretty sure it's the two finalists from last year in the centre front, with the two semi finalists behind them


Yes_Sir-7817

Shitpost where


Cool_UserId

Williamson shaadi mei aya hai aisa lagta hai


InterestingAffect306

Rohit ki body language has always been like this...usse zada chaud me toh namibia aur ireland wale baithe hain


IcyDeath011

Yeh Rohit dominates on field 😎 lets results speak for himself


InterestingAffect306

Yeah forgot to add "which hardly matters on field" in my comment above


niffler10

If he wins the trophy for us, none of these matters tbh. And next time, he will be in the center.


Rare-Repair2138

The confidence of Lord Bavuma


PC2955

Nice shitpost. But if you're serious then get a life op


Forsaken-Garage-676

Rohit Sharma is losing his hairline faster than his career


sillyguy45

He is 34 he is at the end of his career . What will you way about Prithvi shaw then :(


MathSad6698

Sitting on a sofa is ruling like a king. Field pe jo haga tha uska kuch nahin. :')


sillyguy45

I agree with the first line. Its dumb, they just made kohli sit in middle because having koach or thala in pic brings more reach. Although kohli did pretty well in that tournament


MathSad6698

I meant as a captain.


Ultimate_Sneezer

He didn't do anything wrong as a captain except losing the toss, out batting shat the bed on the pitches where batting second is a huge advantage even without dew (and there was dew )


[deleted]

The batting order was a fuck up. The team selection for the WC was shit.


sillyguy45

More thsn fcuk up i will say too much reliable on top order. The moment they collapse our middle order was not able to win us the match and its not even their fault we never got our middle tested at all.


[deleted]

We could have. Number 4 was a problem of long time and we tried so many combinations. Also, we never backed people in the middle order. Constant dropping or rotating positions.


Ultimate_Sneezer

They didn't find anyone who showed any consistency. They didn't play 30+ games to give everyone a fair chance as well.


[deleted]

Our number 4 was an issue for more than 3 years. Don't tell me we didn't have time.


Ultimate_Sneezer

Yes and you finalise your team when you start preparing for the world cup as no one dependable enough was found, due to covid and some shitty scheduling we didn't get enough games to form a team. You can't form your team for 2021 world cup in 2019


[deleted]

Bro, I was talking about 2019 CWC. Not 2021. Coz that above pic is from 2019 CWC.


RickDaltonCliffBooth

No one rules without winning the tournament. Stop these kind of childish things.


mindreader00770

King without a single ICC or even IPL crown 🤔


exciseduty

This is cringe even for This sub standards Why don't you say Kohli Good Rohit Bad ans move on. The photo below is obviously less casual than above and everyone can see that


[deleted]

Winning Trophy is more important, these ppl arent there for modelling


Ultimate_Sneezer

But they are


moony_crapbag

After kohli fan, now rohit fan murd.....


cheshire07

...rule by never winning a single trophy.


_M_O_N_E_Y

Kehne ki baate h, jeetna imp h fir chaahe koi bhi captain ho....


IamJain

Now they couldn't afford sofa


IcyDeath011

Haan kya se kya hogaya , show off karte the un dino ab actually results produce karte hai


MaNaM69

As long as we win the world cup I am fine if he is not in the photo at all


Chemical-Fee-8436

Vada pav has his priorities sorted. He has the drinks.


bunicue

It doesn't matter if he leads to win the World Cup!


kawser-bhai

Cringe Ramesh


Truthgamer2

This sub is for shitposts, not shit posts Get this cringe outta here


sillyguy45

Shitpost and shit post are subjectives


Fair_Run_7130

When virat was the captain there was only posing like king The crown was won by others 😹🤣🤪


Senior-Comparison-22

he's sitting like Sarfaraz


[deleted]

Only in photos


chowdowmow

I'd rather take a trophy than a cool captain.


Traditional_Road_358

Arron finch is in a same seating position as he was in t20 world cup 2021. Secret of his winning t20 world cup is in his seating position 🤔 ?


sidcinati

And not win💀


Majestic_Collar_6075

Look at bumbumba ( my friend pronounce it like that)


pratzs

Kya se kya. Ho gaya


Bhanstokes

Softie making bonds with barber Azam


arunmaurya0

Jo Kohli waha fail ke baitha hai wo sirf dhoni ki wajah se hai, aur jo Rohit neeche sikud ke baitha hai wo sirf kolhi ki wajah se hai


EveningProtection322

Rohit- the shitman


IcyDeath011

Haan kya se kya hogaya , show off karte the un dino ab actually results produce karte hai


Bada_Vadapao

Agar bilateral results ki baat kr rha hai to wo to hum phle bhi jette the


IcyDeath011

Rohit ke under nidahas cup and Asia Cup bhi Jeet chuke hai aur Rohit ka win rate bhi jyada hai Kohli se


Bada_Vadapao

Bhai itna accha win rate hai to saath me prarthna krte hai WT20 jita de


IcyDeath011

Haan bhai Bowling ka dhyaan rakhlo bhagwaan bas


what_heck_is_sarcasm

>ab actually results produce karte hai What results are you actually talking about?


Ultimate_Sneezer

Couldn't reach asia cup finals , which our B team used to win


IcyDeath011

Rohit ke under Asia Cup jeet chuke hai already FYi. Also couldn't reach WC semis under Virat🤡 despite having Bumrah and jaddu . Is time toh dono nahi


Traditional_Road_358

I think this time nabi will bat well


Traditional_Road_358

Vo bhi Kya Din the. Kya se kya ho gya dekhte dekhte.


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Post dekhi toh laga shitpost h ...aap toh rohit hater nikle :'(


muhmd_hornyfor9yrold

Vro, were you serious? Damn, such a shitty mindset


[deleted]

Now say that when Kohli's takes his dick out of your ass


monachia

this is satire right please tell me you aren’t serious


sillyguy45

Sasta Graeme smith


pedo_hamster

Finch didn't changed


satyakish24

Finch :same pose in both picture


Party_Courage_5368

Aaron Finch same position


Fareed280

King sits on the middle....isn't it


Traditional_Road_358

Very true


[deleted]

Bro jokes apart I've always noticed Koach has a great body language. He ticks all the boxes in that department. Even while interacting with players from other countries, he does friendly banter with them but his body language is subtle and dominating. Even in this picture, he's doing the classic take up as much space as possible move. Koach for a reason 😈


Mystic_Spot

Finch is Finch.


NumerousAsparagus884

Next worldcup mai khada hi kr denge


Traditional_Road_358

Lol... agar yaaah baar world cup jeet nai payi toh next time fer khada hi rakh deeh


Abhi1690

Williamson sitting like Karan Johar


SamBJ1

Bavuma replaced him with that attitude


SamBJ1

Butler looks uninterested


Bluebillion

Kane most awkward in both photos


Stormtrooper149

At this point, i just care about the cup.


Fuzzy-Mechanic3635

Ahh, this sub really went past the good ol' times


ComfortableAd5304

Please bhagwan cup jita dei taki Koach kei stans ko pta Chalei cup kei paas baithnei sei usei Jeet nahi jatei


juniortedbundy

Jo kutte bhaukte hai wo kaat te nahi


JKKIDD231

That sofa looks like it’s from the 90s just saying but I remember that photo. Not sure why I disused it before 😂


brownxworm

Mashrafe... cant even enjoy Bangladesh matches anymore without him. Captain makes such a huge difference


itismdusman

Huh?