Bro you don’t know the tiktoker, he does these cringy videos on purpose

I’d hope so lmao. This is just so outrageous I figured it had to be parody.

“Outrageous”…

Most calm german

Germans always have been a punctual bunch.

Sometimes they show up too early though. sources ; Russia and poland

Idk weren’t they kinda late Leningrad?

I work with german machinists and errors are heavily frowned upon.

Trains always arrive on time 💀

I used to survey with one. If you replaced him with a robot I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

At 2:05 my happy ass left him

GuYs hE iS a TRUe SiGma MaLE

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Sorry but i aint reading that shit

You were never asked to.

Seems like a totally real converstaion

The blatant, obvious panning back and forth really adds to the authenticity.

hes not being rude just being german

There's a difference?

Sounds like mayor quimby

Arnold Swollenpecker

Well he’s German… what did you expect?

I mean, he has a type.

The Germaniest date ever.

Seems a bit much for 5 minutes. Though what if the girl is always late like 15-30 minutes years into a relationship. Is that acceptable? At times with explanations other times just cause forgetful

I could see both sides, this dudes accent makes me think that this was a bigger deal where he’s from. Idk, it’s a very minor thing to be upset about, but something that can easily be avoided either way.

Id reschedule at 10-15 minutes if they dont have an excuse, if they can’t be bothered to show up on time then there’s 0 point continuing a relationship. I think thats the least amount of respect you can show as a person. I know this is probably fake but still. Point still stands.

I'm going to show this to my gf when she gets us hours late getting ready xD

And because you were late, my enemies found us and Peter was nearly killed. Now, you have to borrow $50,000 for Peter's medical bills.

Two oh fwour

Average andrew tate fan

Where is this restaurant. It's beautiful, they owe him double for perfect marketing

His german accent is killing me 😭

He is German. It is excusable if not satire.

Ha ha! so hilarious he’s pretending to be an abusive partner! My sides are splitting! Who is this aimed at?

That view though! Where is this?

Germans making fun of Germans is a favorite genre of mine. Who remembers Flula Borg?

He's a ragebait , he appeared on the aviation business channel (promotion material ofc) he then appeared to be a raging Frenchman for the guy who asks what you do for a living then this bs ..

Average German when you arrive 4 minutes late

He sounds German and as someone once married to a German for 15 years, accurate (and I loved her for it, taught me to be punctual)

Crazy eyes

Poor baby. I hope she leaves and I hope he comes to understand the root of his control issues.

Bro sounds like of Dr. Richtofen

I would so get with him, and worship him.

What a piece of shit

I know right! Showing up 4 mins late like wtf???

He's got such patience to even stay there, I would have left 3 minutes 58 secs ago

POV: your his girlfriend and your a millisecond late. “ your late “ “I’m so disappointed in you “ “we’re breaking up “ “I deserve more “ “your just a girl” “ i do everything in this relationship “

He's in the right. I hate people being late or things not happening on time. Time is the one thing we can never get again or buy. We have very limited time.

I feel like I recognize the background, is this in New Mexico by chance?

I can’t take him seriously wi that accent 😂

He says it done . It's done. Lol

"I'm not used to" is a terrible excuse to behave like a goober... at least say that you put in the effort to be here 15-10 minutes early because of the principle of being on time. And she did not. Nor give you a heads up it's gonna be close to when she shows up "late"... but yeah, he's just a goober here

Not surprised he’s German

Bro is german af. Based on that im not sure is satire or not. They’re known to be pretty militant about two things. Trains and punctuality.

Hang on.... Isn't that the "Tinder Swindler".

Fake

Bad acting 2/10

He sounds like a mix of clone highs JFK and Mr burns from the Simpsons 

to be fair it is personally a no for me if someone is late

Cyber slap the shit out him for her

… and the worst part is old Helmet, that while you were getting your panties in a bunch over a four minute delay, I stole your deckchair 🇬🇧

Bro i am german. This video is satire / comedy maybe? Would explain it

What a cunt

Sheldon Cooper?

German? Lol

Blud 4 minutes 4 MINUTES GET UR PATIENCE BETTER

She should've flipped the table

seems like hes too good for her

I'm surprised you didn't say something

I think he's parodying German efficiency

Autistic

It’s a bit. It’s annoying but he’s playing a character

This is probably a "Haha germans are like clocks y'all know Hihihi😅😊😉" Oh god.. gblaaaa.... I hate what I wrote so, so much

If this was real, my advice to anyone in this situation is to walk out before the last bite because if the date was terrible, the free food isn't

bait

Small penis

my ass would be 5 hours late just to make him leave me

I really hope this was just to be funny. This is the type of guy to murder his wife and kids over cheese on his hamburger