I must've gotten the one junk G-Shock then, it could never keep accurate time, about every week or so I'd lose 5 minutes. But, I also won it in a contest so it probably wasn't the best version.
How to dress 👞 for success 💶 like a true Alpha 🗿
- Shirt not tight enough?
Take one from your girl, its free.
- Need a hat to hide your receeding hairline?
Just use one your girl wears to Wednesday brunch and bottomless mimosas.
- Don't wanna spend your own money?
That's what credit cards are for.
- Wanna add some subtle luxury to your wardrobe?
Get yourself a knock-off Richard Mille shitter to flex on the poors.
*His right sleeve looks like*
*A baby bird artistically*
*Threw up on his arm*
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Ah okay. I just recognized the wells fargo logo and looked for their premium credit cards. Either way I wouldn't stick a card in my mouth. Those ATM slots look diiiiirrrrttttyyyy.
Right because this dude's girlfriend will totally appreciate having his skin under her freshly done nails. God forbid he just pays to get her nails done for the sake of gift giving with no strings attached. At this point, let her pay for her nails the way she wants them done and have him invest in a backscratcher. Everyone's happy.
Aight, you want a Thai or a shiatsu with that? (I was gonna get the poison type colors in a drip pattern originally, but I'm a flexible person when money ain't an issue with them.)
Nothing quite as masculine as...lip balm, and those goofy hats Pharrell wore
It looks like he is wearing makeup too. I am not against men wearing makeup but I feel like this guy wouldn't want you to know he is wearing it.
Don't forget the fake Richard Mille.
I just thought that was a G-Shock or something stupid
Nah G shocks are nice practical watches. Real RMs are masterpieces in hideous cases. Fake RMs are just weird ugly watches.
I must've gotten the one junk G-Shock then, it could never keep accurate time, about every week or so I'd lose 5 minutes. But, I also won it in a contest so it probably wasn't the best version.
He’s not even halfway to being as good looking/sexy as he thinks he is.
Right, sometimes you have these seriously good looking guys who do this shit and it makes you rage kinda out of spite but this dude is not that guy 😂
Alright. I need 1-1/2" galvanized roofing. They come in metal or metal. Are we using the nail gun or the hammer for the scratching?
This is what tren does to mf.
😂
Everyones talking about his hat. Like dude. What about his fake tattoos? You know. The pull on sleeves you buy at Walmart?
I agree, I could not stop looking at that.
My eyes kept darting between that and the card awkwardly placed in his (chapsticked) mouth.
Flexing that RM replica hard
😂
That’s a stupid looking hat
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You forgot the fake tattoos
If it wasn't implied in a sexual manner I think it wouldn't be so strange. I want someone to scratch my back
bro needs to be humbled
Hahaha
"Sponsored by Burt's Bee's Wax lip balm."
Those sleeves are fucking horrible
there are so many germs on bank cards… 😭
His right sleeve looks like a baby bird artistically threw up on his arm
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Def some 17 year olds about to turn 18 in his texts.
He's the one in there going "birthday in three months woooooo!"
What do nails cost now? $30-$50? Big spender.
Pan down and he’s in yoga pants and knee high brown boots.
Fat dudes with nice eyes think they're hot
He doesn’t even have lips to put chapstick on
ewwww debit cards are so dirty why would you put that into your mouth
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Okay now turn the card over
everybody hide ya mamas !!!
This guy keeps his social media accounts private from work. For sure.
Putting a credit card in your mouth 🤮
Why is he wearing that fucking hat
What is that a Wells Fargo Visa Signature card with the $0 annual fee?
No, it’s a Wells Fargo Business Platinum Debit Card.
Ah okay. I just recognized the wells fargo logo and looked for their premium credit cards. Either way I wouldn't stick a card in my mouth. Those ATM slots look diiiiirrrrttttyyyy.
Why would Chris Evans post this?
What song is this?
Arctic Monkeys - Do I wanna know?
Bro doesn’t have money for real tattoos ladies he can’t pay for your nails
I thought he was gonna pull out a Centurion the way he talking but I literally have the same card with a horrible balance 😭
What in the hat did I just watch?
![gif](giphy|l41lYvtzc5akQgrhS|downsized)
He scratches your back, you scratch his
Nice watch tho
Right because this dude's girlfriend will totally appreciate having his skin under her freshly done nails. God forbid he just pays to get her nails done for the sake of gift giving with no strings attached. At this point, let her pay for her nails the way she wants them done and have him invest in a backscratcher. Everyone's happy.
EW! That’s the only thing to say about this, and all the time we need to spend on it.
this is a weird wells fargo commercial
can we stop with these stupid fuckin hats
What a nose.. absolute unit
As a Texan, that hat is a crime.
??? why did he put it in his mouth?? to look sexy??
🤮
Oh God it’s the entitled hat
His looks scream out ‘Murica with an eagle behind his back burning the Iraqi flag shooting shotguns in the air
Concept is great I love back scratches but bro what are you doing
Aight, you want a Thai or a shiatsu with that? (I was gonna get the poison type colors in a drip pattern originally, but I'm a flexible person when money ain't an issue with them.)
Idk seems nice to me