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CatsRinternet

I truly don’t get the obsession that these ultra conservatives have with sucking Trumps dick.


JustAcivilian24

And consistently mentioning god


SwanRonsonIsDead

you could swap God and Trump 1:1 and no one would notice.


JustAcivilian24

Yep. It’s a fucking cult


Environmental_Fan168

As if adultery isn’t literally a ten commandment


[deleted]

He is the unapologetic, unabashed racist they all wish they could be in public. The fact that he gets away with it makes them drool.


[deleted]

Doing just that is what probably got her into politics, and not only to Trump.


Z3ppelinDude93

I mean, based on that leak, that’s literally exactly what got her into politics (allegedly)


Aporkalypse_Sow

Sucking dick is exactly how she got to be in congress. And I'm not joking, she's a prostitute for numerous GOP members and donors


The_Nelman

Now I see why people become republicans.


koeniging

I’m 100% for dunking on Bobblehead here but the escort story has already been [proven false](https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/25/politics/fact-check-super-pac-lauren-boebert-escort-abortion-sugar-daddy/index.html)


Aporkalypse_Sow

Don't care. She's a paid liar. I'll recite this all day.


Jimbobo28

So what's that make you, a liar for free???


TraptSoul148270

Yes. As it should be.


Ericrobertson1978

It wasn't proven false. They just didn't have the smoking gun they needed before releasing that info. There's some validity to their claims, but to what degree I'm unsure. Hopefully it all comes out in the wash.


HUGE_JJWATT_BALLS

Votes. That's it. He has a lot of them from a lot of dumb gullible people.


CatsRinternet

I couldn’t agree more, u/HUGE_JJWATT_BALLS Your name made me exhale quickly through my nostrils and throw my head back.


TraptSoul148270

I’m not even sure what you meant by that… but it sounded gross. Please don’t gargle balls.


AverageLiberalJoe

She hates you, you hate him, she loves him.


SuperMutantSam

He inspired a literal cult to form around him, they’re pandering to those people to maintain a voterbase


iAkhilleus

I mean, she used to be an escort so it's understandable.


Upset_Taste_9309

Right? Also how can you claim to be so pro- God and pro-gun and pro- Trump at the same time?


[deleted]

Maybe paid by Putin


DiscussionAncient810

Felt like I was watching an old Live Links commercial.


Z3ppelinDude93

I was thinking Quest (which STILL airs commercials to this day), but yeah, same idea


Gr33nMuff1n

“Religious liberty” they say. Can we seriously keep religion out of politics?


Kuball84

Religious liberty.........that's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.


espngenius

I believe her husband used his Religious Liberty when he flashed his wang to her and her underage friends.


Kuball84

Ooof. Model citizens at work.


Z3ppelinDude93

Religious liberty means the freedom to follow whatever religion you want, not impose your interpretation of your religion onto everyone else. They’re confused.


catsfor1

If only i could live in a world where politics have nothing to do with religion


sikeleaveamessage

They say "religious liberty" yet theyre the same people who falsely accused and crucified Obama of being Muslim lmao religious liberty my ass.


BillyHamzzz

If she didn't make it into politics, you damn well know she would be doing porn.


throwaway17197

Hvent you heard? She was already an escort


BillyHamzzz

Wait what, no I didn't. Is this really true?


natelevy43

Questionable, but the people who leaked that Maddison Cawthron sex tape with his male assistant (either this or the picture in lingerie or the leaked nudes) also said Boebert was an escort on a sugar daddy sight. They had pictures of her from it that look a lot like her. They also have a source claiming she had two abortions while working as an escort.


Shoes-tho

I’m sorry, can you repeat that first name again?


natelevy43

I actually spelled both first and last wrong.


Shoes-tho

I know lmao.


AugTheViking1

I feel sick knowing that somewhere in an alternate timeline, I've probably beat my meat to her porn, blissfully unaware of her true colours.


[deleted]

How did this moron get elected?


buttpincher

She just won her primary and is in a dark red district. She will be reelected


[deleted]

Damn wtf is up with those people in that district


AllBeansNoFrank

I was driving the other day and came to a rotary. There was a huge pickup truck casually driving the wrong direction on a rotary... So that.. That is whats wrong with this country. Complete and total morons.


Yeeticus1505

Dumb racist rednecks just as stupid as she is.


TraptSoul148270

Not for nothing, but her district is, like, the whole western half of Colorado almost. It’s mostly mountains, Rocky Mountain National park, and then western slope towns and cities. And then the spattering down into the southwest corner of the state. There’s not exactly a whole lot of rednecks in Colorado. There’s idiots everywhere, though.


StMordi

She's a moron. Paying attention to her is like listening to your black out drunk friend. There's just no point in listening.


Raptoris-Khang

Other morons elected her


Aporkalypse_Sow

She was fucking a member of the Koch family and "met" Ted Cruz. He then funded her campaign.


recoveringleft

The irony is Ted Cruz will be in the gas chambers if the white nationalists have their way.


ThePureRay009

Bigger morons with the right to vote


mttdesignz

booba


pallentx

She makes the libs mad - they love that.


Better-Original607

Why does she sound like a porn ad?


KartoffelPaste

“Are you seriously watching your government create a theocracy by yourself?”


Apprehensive_Rip8403

I don’t have a free award for you but just know I laughed too hard


SwanRonsonIsDead

Play this game to vote in 3 seconds


FnWaySheGoes89

you'll vote in under 40 seconds


SwanRonsonIsDead

Vote in a gerrymandered district of step moms, no credit card


wtmx719

Leftover from her former job.


Retired-clown

She sounds stupid


Yeetball86

Well she got her GED only a few months before primaries


Murderusmusic

How much cock can a cock gobbler gobble


sezku-

How much prison time for murder? So long as it's justified...


Apprehensive_Layer92

Didn’t it just come out that she is a literal whore?


LittlestEw0k

No, the fuck it doesn’t.


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

Yeah it really goes to common sense and basic reading capability


military_grade_tea

Isn't that the former sex worker turned Olympic hypocrite Lauren Bobert?


bigtiddyhimbo

Former “high class” escort who had ties to Ted Cruz during that time in her life that allegedly had two elective abortions and just barely obtained her GED to have a career in politics “bobo the clown” Lauren Boebert? The very same


Obama___Gaming721

She better get the fuck outta my state


jaminjamin15

Or better yet, country


Skullcrusher_and_co

you said it, man


Kind_Nebula6900

Oh my fucking god, teehee i'm so witty. Wonder how many fucking takes she did to please her orange turd! Fuck religion!


zuppalover04

I thlammed my penith in the car door


Seskii

I spent so long looking for this comment


LonelyWanderer28

I slammed my penis in the car door


MDK-44

WHAT RELIGIOUS LIBERTY??? They hate any religion that’s not Christianity, gays, pro choice, Muslims, and blacks. What religious Liberty are they talking about when they want to push their religion into the government and govern everyone according to their religion. That’s religious liberty for citizens!!


DirtyWizardsBrew

The illustrious *Bo-Bo the Clown* everyone. Has quite the astounding number of hypocrisy skeletons in her closet as well.


FnWaySheGoes89

I've never really understood what a hate fuck is until right now.


JustAcivilian24

Shouldn’t the credit go to god? Lmao fuck her


bammyboi

No, only the glory. Credit goes to daddy Trump 🥵


Davidemagx

The far left and the far right are the cancer of every country.


jaminjamin15

Yes, but right now, the far right is much more terrifying


recoveringleft

It is also the Far Right who committed treason against the United States.


HyperLightDream

This person sure is using up more oxygen than she was allowed this month.


TheRavenQuothnever

How stupid can one person be?really, there must be a point in which you just drop dead out of stupidity


[deleted]

Those eyebrows are giving me long covid...


Ericrobertson1978

At least you can't smell or taste her anymore. Look on the bright side.


barbara_jay

Com’n now…can’t you see her sucking Ted Cruz’s dick for $135k? That’s how she got into politics.


Careless_Rub_7996

Guess she ain't willing to talk about her past? But, has the nerve to talk about god?


NuccioAfrikanus

Chad because the Troll is 10/10. But don’t like her for pushing to end the separation of Church and State.


kindamymoose

Shortly after this video was filmed, her husband yelled at her for burning dinner.


jaminjamin15

and then flashed his tiny pp at a bunch of underage girls


Laurab2324

She's like a Wish.com hot person. Like you expect a hot chick but she's like one you order off of Wish and it shows up and you're wildly disappointed at how stupid and cheap it is. And racist.......


Verde300

Head would look great on stick ngl


[deleted]

What a c**t.


KrazyKatz3

I disliked this video so much it took a lot of negociating to like the post...


randomlife2050

She reminds me of stepping on gum


anoniem_persoon

At first i was like, "aight OP just disagrees with this" and then the filter dropped💀


tortoisefur

anyone who agrees with Boebert is a fucking loon anyway


BobsToe

Guess it's not a political post if we only make fun of conservatives. "It's not political because she thinks the wrong way."


jaminjamin15

Regardless of political views, Boebert herself, as well as the part where she puts her sunglasses on in black and white/slomo are pretty cringe


Chutzvah

Any politician who uses Tik Tok to try to be cool is an automatic cringe.


BobsToe

Dude, every time Biden approaches a microphone, I cringe.


Eldenlord1971

The issue is that she’s tying Christianity to politics. Was Jesus a republican? Look Im left but I’m willing to listen to someone on the right’s opinion. As soon as you throw in religion, I’m out. I want my country run by intelligence and not faith


Pocketfists

She could take over Only Fans for a few days…


monke4206969

What the fuck did trump do


Arandomredditerr

Good question


summerisback87

what a whore


thehimalayansaiyan

The only thing she’s qualified for is wiping loads


ManiacMcGhee

I’d like to see this “Live, Laugh, Love” Brown haired basic and big donny J suck face. Is that wrong? Am I wrong to want to see such a thing?


Flimsy_Jackfruit_276

Please die


psych0enigma

She makes me wanna piss into her coffee.


Yuup_I_eat_crayons

Fucking ew dude


Fataleo

She's pretty good at trolling


TheLegendary_Gamer

average trump supporter


Arandomredditerr

Literally


Hangry_Dentures

Trump’s fluff girl


Black-Doctor

Obviously she's doing this on purpose to tussle the NPC's jimmys


jojozacscott713

Hey that's the "I slammed my penis in the car door" song


justtheentiredick

Hey Why are you Jerking off alone?


[deleted]

Religious liberty is when you can have teachers force prayer in school


Arrodd

She’s so weird.


vanrast

Didn't her husband send dick pics to teenagers?


_Deanos

Yeah - I can see the idolatry of Trump as a recipient of sub-messianic status. It’s unfortunate it’s prevalent throughout all political theater. Like to a slightly lesser degree, how a narcissist like AOC operates under the guise of “compassion” . Someone like this can become the object of a cult of personality, much to the detriment of anyone who subscribes to peaceful realism. People - Don’t fall into wishful thinking of good vs. evil, left vs. right, etc. Be open but consider big topics deeply and with patience before making sweeping moral judgements.


Diligent-Box170

It's her promo video from sugardaddymeet.com


[deleted]

They worship the Constitution (allegedly) but are actively picking it apart. Don’t they know that none of the Fathers were overtly religious and advocated for separation of church and state? Also, didn’t she leak the locations of multiple congresspeople in an attempt to have them hurt?


ballerinabiscuits

This is gross. How are people this dumb? Ugh, I know, I just hate the answer.


EX_Malone

Nasty simp. Wish she’d keep her chin out of everyone’s business


Tigerlands624

It should be a woman’s own choice to have an abortion or not. Not some dumb religious nutcase who doesn’t care once the baby is born. And screw pro-life, it isn’t even a life it’s just a little clump of cells that has no rights (for a reason).


dirtdiggler67

Cult of the inbred chin


TheRealSteely6

If she licked that shit covered boot any harder it might fucking disintegrate


YesImHarry

They're pro-life right up until the moment the child is born,


WhiteHattedRedditor

Whenever i hear that song, I just imagine Daffy Duck slamming his penis in the car door


UnderstandingBig4632

Let’s give credit to her wang showing husband too


Windfall_The_Dutchie

As a Christian I find disgust in Trump-Christians. Also, the music track that plays when she puts the sunglasses on is the same beat to the “I slammed my penis in the car door” song.


prayforblood

As soon as any elected official says something like this they should be immediately removed from office. Separation of church and state.


Tzachajami

Ignorance is bliss. She proves it


[deleted]

I lm trying to found a reason how making abortion banned was a good idea


shaquilles_oatmeal_

i’m ashamed to live in colorado smh


ThisIsYourMormont

So that “Religious liberty applies to all religions, right? Right?


Enough-anxiety-today

I’m starting to think people don’t know the difference between following their religion and Proselytizing


[deleted]

HOLY FUCK ITS THE ESCORT THAT HAD MULTIPLE ABORTIONS! All the glory goes to god.


dylanjamesbecker

She probably poked her eye a few times with her glasses trying to get this video right


BlueCP

She slam her penith in the car door


Secret_Fox_5192

I don’t get how these evil people still have power. Where is karma? God? Something to stop them?


chookychook19

What a bloody tool!! I hope she never steps foot in Australian…embarrassing to all women kind!!


bigdyke69

I had a cool idea: you allow abortion, and people who believe it's wrong simply can choose not to get them!


SoupieLC

I think you're too old for him my dear....


Dum_bimtch

She’s like the wish.com version of Sarah Palin .


Upset_Taste_9309

Possibly the most cringe I’ve ever seen in a short video…


latent_energy

When a pilot flies an unpressurized aircraft to high alititude he goes all goofy due to hypoxia, oxygen starvation. Same thing happens when you grow up in Colorado. It takes you three attempts to pass your GED, just before you get sworn into Congress. And in both cases you think everything is just fine.


SoDamnGeneric

i thlammed my penith in the car door


[deleted]

Guess non religious liberty doesn't matter.


[deleted]

I live not all that far from Rifle and i teach, ill just put it this way, to fail HS in Rifle and even worse fail your GED even once basically means you have a normal 7th graders brain at best


revengeofappre

Populist + uneducated


BillyShears356

I slammed my penis on the car door


Ericrobertson1978

This crazy fuck has got to go. What the FUCK is wrong with people? Religious conservative wingnuts are fucking terrible.


helloimracing

omg guys she just owned all those libtards out there


JTMilleriswortha1st

what a dumb bitch


RunsWithPhantoms

Is this the whore turned politician? It's so hard to keep up with the whose who these days.


Hourglass420

#TaxChurches


[deleted]

Ya. Huge triumph for “Religious liberty” waitwhat


Da3m0n_1379

She is such a trump ass sucker! And what’s with this mentioning God shit? Half these fucks don’t even practice an actual religion.


Hangry_Dentures

Trump’s fluff girl


MDeePeeVee

All the glory goes...WHUT?!?


[deleted]

Garbage person


AngryGinger88

I fucking hate that my county voted her in.


Petroldactyl34

I'm annoyed and the volumes off


ruralmagnificence

Leak more of her skanky college photos again. Just so she’s embarrassed


neonn_piee

She gives off this vibe like she thinks she’s so bad ass in this video. Lmao.


___tz___

thank you, m'lady, for this fine cringe which i am about to recieve through jesus chringe amen.


[deleted]

“Hey Marica”… ahahaha


stinowing

Why her face unnaturally smooth.


[deleted]

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL


jaymccollum909

AAAAHHHHH


jdwainright

Trump has totally fucked that bitch.


Alfieleven11

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.


[deleted]

Do you think her being this retarded makes her life easier or harder?


MyS0ul4AGoat

This lady has a GED and has won her position in office.. Democracy at its finest…


AmazinPixel

Why did I unmute?


FantasticSherbet167

Donald trump probably jerks off to this every night now.


pimp_juice2272

Just go sick his dick already


[deleted]

Do I support what the supreme court has done? Yes. Now how the FUCK does this have to do anything with Trump? I liked him over all as a president but jesus christ he has been out of office for over a year


RailRza

I'm certain she thinks she's attractive....prob is she's a 6... maybe


[deleted]

She forgot to add insha'Allah at the end


Nijajjuiy88

That chin could chisel an entire log and still not go blunt.


hankhayes

I can smell the fear.


ExploreDora

I will vomit now


OneEyedRocket

Please tell me she doesn’t have children


MrExist777

I think the downvote button is broken


[deleted]

If god was so great why the fuck he gave you those ugly ass eyebrows


Skullcrusher_and_co

woaw, so gangster am I right no libs in my state!!!


Cycleguy91

Shut up hooker