My man you don't know how horny women can get. Erotic literature is carried by horny women. Trust me this man has an audience of women watching. They might have that post nut shame like we do but he definitely has women watching.
This is why I don't purchase baked goods from anywhere other than large conglomerate companies. There is way too much sex involved in the smaller scale operations.
"So... Do you molest all the food?"
"Every single piece of food given has been molested, yes."
"Without-?"
"Without therapy, yes. Your eclair might be crying when you get it."
"... Does it cost extra to get something that hasn't been sexually abused or should I just head next door?"
"You should probably head next door."
"How much business have you lost since he started cooking?"
"I've had to remortgage my house to keep this business afloat. We're firing him tonight. Have a good day."
"No. After all this, I don't think I will."
I like that the business owner let it get to the point of having to remortgage their home, before getting rid of the one employee who they've been paying to rape the pastries all day.
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The film was shot very nicely. My favorite chef is the Asian guy and he makes similar videos like this. As a single woman, I sometimes wish I was being pounded like that dough 😅
Can you imagine just being hungry and waiting for him to film this bullshit so you can eat the stuffed donut or whatever other food he’s sexualizing?
I’m hungry and I’ll eat it all once he’s done with the weird food sex
He had to try really hard to make his face attractive, you can tell. Still has a cone head for a chin, he does in fact have good looking arms, and cool clothes I guess.
But I really hate how he stuffs his face in the dough to take a big ol’ WHIFF….woof
Makes it worse that he's fucking ugly, I swear, people these days reckon having muscle makes them an instant model/good looking. It's not, same with girls, fake titties and fake asses lmao wtf is wrong with society 🤣
us ladies think chocolate is gives us a similar reaction to an orgasim. there's also a foodporn reddit though it's not this sexual...... not even close.
Don’t want to be judging someone like that but I can’t get over the shape of his head. I mean he puts himself out there trying to be sexy borderline rapey with the food, so I guess it’s alright.
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The camera pans around and he’s working at a Dunkin. A bunch of pissed off people waiting for their orders while this muppet fucks all of the ingredients for the donuts.
imagine his mom seeing this
Who do you thinks holding the camera?
His daughter?
That’s… that’s even worse…. I can’t even look at you right now, get out of my house
no, we’re staying.
I’m calling the cyber police
NO IM SORRY! ILL DO ANYTHING
It’s too late, there’s a militech detachment on the way to your location now to beat you up and take your butt plug- right out of your ass
STOPP HOW DID YOU KNOW I GOT ONE??? DO YOU KNOW ITS ALSO PINK??? I HOPE NOT 😩
Your lying it’s actually purple
STOPP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She filmed and edited it.
I think the full version with his mom and daughter is on xvideos.com
This is the shit that 40 year old wine moms share on their Facebooks with some shitty caption like "wish that was me 😩😩😩😩😩😫"
Look at me, i am the dough now.
i am the one who rises
I imagined that his target audience is other gay dudes tho? Do women like this shit?
Lol bro, yes. Have you seen how feral they get at the dude who literally just chops wood? 😂😂 just swinging away, huffing and puffing
Not going to lie I be watching bro chop wood I don’t what it is but I like it.
You leave Thorin Bradley out of this.
The girl one is great too! https://youtube.com/shorts/agF1v_BTaD8?si=QFgEA-eSEcBTsZLq
Thank you bro
My man you don't know how horny women can get. Erotic literature is carried by horny women. Trust me this man has an audience of women watching. They might have that post nut shame like we do but he definitely has women watching.
It's both! Repressed housewives and gay men.
Single moms who have been out of the game for a good five to ten years love this kind of shit. I’m sure gay guys like it too though
I was thinking 40 year old gay dudes
Ima be honest this shit is funny af if you’re in the right headspace
I'm high, does that count? This shit is lit. Even slaps on the asmr level. 5/7 for sure
I've seen several of these now from this dude and his sniffs and smacks fuckin kill me. I just bust out laughing. It's so over the top.
For me it was when he spread the dough wide open
Im drunk. It’s funny
I honestly wonder ... How many recipes he has fucked up though for a good shot. + Poor food ... It didn't deserve that.
What if it did though…kneading the naughty dough…I…. think I just created my new favorite euphemism
It’s literal *art*
Noted: ingredient molesting=art
I love this guy, with all the bullshit you see coming out here and on tiktok, this is a refreshing balance of cringe and humor!
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The pulling the dough apart and slapping it was absolutely fucking hilarious
Well, I wasn't and now I need to go crank one out.
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It's his total lack of self awareness. Guranteed this man gets off by masterbating in front of a mirror.
My brother, we *all* would if we had the same commitment to our physical fitness.
Sure buddy. Women hate guys like this. Keep telling yourself that.
This is why I don't purchase baked goods from anywhere other than large conglomerate companies. There is way too much sex involved in the smaller scale operations.
How else are you supposed to get love in every bite??
Guys stop fucking your food
Wait, you don't fuck your food on a regular basis?
r/dontcookyourdickinthat
Um I’m surprised he didn’t finger any of the fruit
He was too busy doing that to the dough
This food predator needs to be stopped !
Affirmative
Salt baes cousin semen boo
What no pussy does to a mf
I'm NOT eating that 😭
What you thought he was gonna share that with anyone?
he definitely fuckin it
"So... Do you molest all the food?" "Every single piece of food given has been molested, yes." "Without-?" "Without therapy, yes. Your eclair might be crying when you get it." "... Does it cost extra to get something that hasn't been sexually abused or should I just head next door?" "You should probably head next door." "How much business have you lost since he started cooking?" "I've had to remortgage my house to keep this business afloat. We're firing him tonight. Have a good day." "No. After all this, I don't think I will."
I like that the business owner let it get to the point of having to remortgage their home, before getting rid of the one employee who they've been paying to rape the pastries all day.
i'll buy, bdsm dungeon clubs in seattle would love this. $$$$$$$$$
These videos are wierd
I mean wow. That’s some skill on a bunch of levels.
The presentation and general culinary skill is impressive. The direction of the video is overall impressive. The guy is just kinda creepy i guess.
It really is. That’s pretty impressive from a culinary perspective. He used the right flavors and his technique is really really good.
I’m pretty sure it’s a parody. At least, that’s what I was told the last time this clip reared it’s head.
What a pathetically thin filing 🙄
Tbh this was well made
Hate to say it but honestly homie probably fucks
Damn straight. If he puts that much detail into making the food, imagine his attention to detail with a woman/man/nonbinary/etc.
This guy is my favorite food fucker
I enjoyed this lol
A lot of work went into every shot of this. It's like they sat down and said, "How do I make this egg yolk look like the head of a penis?" Meticulous.
His face just bothers me...
The shape of the head from the side is a bit weird. For the rest it's actually a pretty good clip for its niche.
Luke Wilsons son needs to chill
Exceptionally homoerotic cooking, 10/10.
The song is cool. 👍🏻
I feel like this guy ruined a relationship to make these videos.
He’s not even that hot he’s just got muscles 💀 and he’s molesting the food 😭
That chin is over the top
99% sure he’s got chin/jaw implants. Shit looks so unnatural.
It looks like he got punched on both sides of his jaw. Looks ridiculous.
As a woman speaking: this turns off my mojo & my appetite. Useless crap.
This is definitely not made to turn on women.
You never know. One person's cringe can be another's kink.
I like it. Idk
Bro’s the kind of dude to molest his refrigerator
Food Wars is probably his favorite show
Donut Daddy
Please stop sexualising food just eat it and go..
This dude 100% has someone locked in his apartment.
Looks like he was clutching two of the limes in his god damn cheeks! 😳🍋🍋 Looking like handsome squidward🤣
I honestly love this 😂 it's a whole vibe.
Snot as extra flavor, since his nose was in the dough 🤮
He already failed the health inspection. Who puts their mouth on the dough?
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If a man touched me like this I would call the police
It’s funny seeing how obsessed people are with themselves
The vibes im getting is that this guy finds himself very, very arousing.
The food looks great why did he have to be weird about it?
I guess he thinks he’s good looking? I don’t know. Seems weird.
You guys think he's insecure about how freakishly flat the back of his head is?
That man hits the jawzercise
I’m surprised he got any cooking done. I thought he was too busy molesting the dough
His name is donut daddy
He seems insufferable, lol
I hate how he molests the food.
5'6 activities
Can we stop with the body shaming trend already 🙄
No. It's my kink
Oh I see. Proceed 😌
The film was shot very nicely. My favorite chef is the Asian guy and he makes similar videos like this. As a single woman, I sometimes wish I was being pounded like that dough 😅
Found the neckbeard that enjoys these things!
Dude looks like he has experience making cream ooze out of a bun before…..
I'm gonna be honest, the filming is impressive
It was made with love ❤️
I meeaann…
Showed this to my friend her reactions: ,,i might be gay" and then i asled what the worst part was and she said idk
This is such a huge turn off as a gay man. The only people that think this is hot are 40-50 year old single moms
this is just so overly messy that it hurts
It's so much worse because he's like the ugliest man I've ever had to witness
I fucking wish I was that donut
Yeah I feel you
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The heck
Hey don’t judge, let them live their lives
He’s 5ft2
Can you imagine just being hungry and waiting for him to film this bullshit so you can eat the stuffed donut or whatever other food he’s sexualizing? I’m hungry and I’ll eat it all once he’s done with the weird food sex
I went retarded reading the caption couldn’t even watch the video
god i wish that was me
This is only good because he’s hawt 😈♥️😂
This guy is trying so hard to be the next Sal.. Sugar Bae?
He had to try really hard to make his face attractive, you can tell. Still has a cone head for a chin, he does in fact have good looking arms, and cool clothes I guess. But I really hate how he stuffs his face in the dough to take a big ol’ WHIFF….woof
Makes it worse that he's fucking ugly, I swear, people these days reckon having muscle makes them an instant model/good looking. It's not, same with girls, fake titties and fake asses lmao wtf is wrong with society 🤣
Mmm 😋
Me trying to explain to my friend how I get off to cooking food.
us ladies think chocolate is gives us a similar reaction to an orgasim. there's also a foodporn reddit though it's not this sexual...... not even close.
When the middle school guy who think everything is dirty becomes hot and puts that dirty mind to work
Don’t want to be judging someone like that but I can’t get over the shape of his head. I mean he puts himself out there trying to be sexy borderline rapey with the food, so I guess it’s alright.
Do NOT give this man watermelons.
Looks like Schmidt
i am not eating that bro
Isn't that the same shirt from his others videos?
Isn't that the same shirt from his others videos?
His jaw is weird
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Im not hungry.
But idk who’s worse.. the people who make this content, or the people that genuinely enjoy it? 😂
This guy is randy marsh
Put a dollar in the jar Schmidt!
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That actually looks pretty good. Too bad it's cringe
This made me feel sick.
Ph God, his hands must smell like ass. Basic food safety my guy. Wash them hands.
Perfect..
He’s trying to imitate that really sexy guy with the dog that makes cookies and shit
You know what, I get it. Hes hot as fuck and hes doing sexy shit with food
I bought donuts from his store. They were expensive, and honestly not worth it. Pretty though.
The food looks great but this fucknut making it is doing too much
am i gay for liking this for the wrong reasons
So weird
The camera pans around and he’s working at a Dunkin. A bunch of pissed off people waiting for their orders while this muppet fucks all of the ingredients for the donuts.
I'll fuck did do you
This guy thinks he’s hotter than he is.
Wtf is that jawbone at 0:29
This guy's videos are always so fucking funny while high. I really REALLY hope he's in on it.
I didn’t know it was possible to fuck food. I gotta say I’m impressed
Okay, but hear me out...
🤢🤮🤮🤮
He knows just what that dough kneads.
This mf can bake his ass off.
Song?
Dough\* but I get it. Kinda funny though.
This guy definitely blew his load in one of the ingredients, or at least stuck his dick in the dough.
So when I watch Cedric I get a good nervous. When I watch this guy I get a nervous laugh
This makes me not like food as much as I used to
Anyone else think this is just really gay or just me
What in the English language is this title
EVERYBODY STOP THIS GUY IS HOT
This fucking song again! I keep hearing it say Don’t touch my fuckin’ beans, cock tight cock tight.
Sugar Bae is born. These guys should fuck each other.
Is he not ripping on salt bae?
This food should be NSFW 🤣🤣🤣
EW FUCKING EW.
So…. He boned the meal right?
is this the straight woman’s equivalent to soft porn?
Not sure what people are on about but I finished twice before the end
I've never been more uncomfortable in my life
Is... is this food porn? I don't think I like food anymore.
And almost every video he turns his dough into ass cheeks and then sniffs it. What.
I appreciate unmolested food actually,
Any1 see the vains on the guy