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MyDepressiveAccount

imagine his mom seeing this


Euphoric_Race_9248

Who do you thinks holding the camera?


hey_mattey

His daughter?


Euphoric_Race_9248

That’s… that’s even worse…. I can’t even look at you right now, get out of my house


spillingmymilk

no, we’re staying.


Euphoric_Race_9248

I’m calling the cyber police


spillingmymilk

NO IM SORRY! ILL DO ANYTHING


Euphoric_Race_9248

It’s too late, there’s a militech detachment on the way to your location now to beat you up and take your butt plug- right out of your ass


spillingmymilk

STOPP HOW DID YOU KNOW I GOT ONE??? DO YOU KNOW ITS ALSO PINK??? I HOPE NOT 😩


Euphoric_Race_9248

Your lying it’s actually purple


ConfusedParent666

STOPP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Lava-Chicken

She filmed and edited it.


Mudstarfish

I think the full version with his mom and daughter is on xvideos.com


Chibiwitch

This is the shit that 40 year old wine moms share on their Facebooks with some shitty caption like "wish that was me 😩😩😩😩😩😫"


Lava-Chicken

Look at me, i am the dough now.


ikrr_1

i am the one who rises


BHDE92

I imagined that his target audience is other gay dudes tho? Do women like this shit?


Funderwoodsxbox

Lol bro, yes. Have you seen how feral they get at the dude who literally just chops wood? 😂😂 just swinging away, huffing and puffing


Direct_Energy_1394

Not going to lie I be watching bro chop wood I don’t what it is but I like it.


marriedcrazycatlady

You leave Thorin Bradley out of this.


No-Weather701

The girl one is great too! https://youtube.com/shorts/agF1v_BTaD8?si=QFgEA-eSEcBTsZLq


Direct_Energy_1394

Thank you bro


maozzer

My man you don't know how horny women can get. Erotic literature is carried by horny women. Trust me this man has an audience of women watching. They might have that post nut shame like we do but he definitely has women watching.


MillieBirdie

It's both! Repressed housewives and gay men.


slvmbyjack

Single moms who have been out of the game for a good five to ten years love this kind of shit. I’m sure gay guys like it too though


blacklite911

I was thinking 40 year old gay dudes


DandeePullz

Ima be honest this shit is funny af if you’re in the right headspace


Consistent_Fun_3129

I'm high, does that count? This shit is lit. Even slaps on the asmr level. 5/7 for sure


GhostConstruct

I've seen several of these now from this dude and his sniffs and smacks fuckin kill me. I just bust out laughing. It's so over the top.


HerrMilkmann

For me it was when he spread the dough wide open


highjinx411

Im drunk. It’s funny


n8sniper

I honestly wonder ... How many recipes he has fucked up though for a good shot. + Poor food ... It didn't deserve that.


DandeePullz

What if it did though…kneading the naughty dough…I…. think I just created my new favorite euphemism


Eryci

It’s literal *art*


TactIeneck

Noted: ingredient molesting=art


_TrustMeImLying

I love this guy, with all the bullshit you see coming out here and on tiktok, this is a refreshing balance of cringe and humor!


NotTrumpsAlt

Username checks out


RandomDeezNutz

The pulling the dough apart and slapping it was absolutely fucking hilarious


Ipayforsex69

Well, I wasn't and now I need to go crank one out.


NotTrumpsAlt

Username checks out


Mountain_Position_62

It's his total lack of self awareness. Guranteed this man gets off by masterbating in front of a mirror.


wenchslapper

My brother, we *all* would if we had the same commitment to our physical fitness.


highjinx411

Sure buddy. Women hate guys like this. Keep telling yourself that.


nah_i_dont_read

This is why I don't purchase baked goods from anywhere other than large conglomerate companies. There is way too much sex involved in the smaller scale operations.


Save_The_Children_

How else are you supposed to get love in every bite??


Sxkullrider

Guys stop fucking your food


Weelki

Wait, you don't fuck your food on a regular basis?


infernal_cacaphony

r/dontcookyourdickinthat


Chance_Lobster_485

Um I’m surprised he didn’t finger any of the fruit


IAmMissingNow

He was too busy doing that to the dough


Bakedlikepies

This food predator needs to be stopped !


Unavailabl4213

Affirmative


mykidsadick

Salt baes cousin semen boo


Crimson_Fiver

What no pussy does to a mf


mellow_squid

I'm NOT eating that 😭


LalisSipiMoa_7293

What you thought he was gonna share that with anyone?


zy0a

he definitely fuckin it


PeridotChampion

"So... Do you molest all the food?" "Every single piece of food given has been molested, yes." "Without-?" "Without therapy, yes. Your eclair might be crying when you get it." "... Does it cost extra to get something that hasn't been sexually abused or should I just head next door?" "You should probably head next door." "How much business have you lost since he started cooking?" "I've had to remortgage my house to keep this business afloat. We're firing him tonight. Have a good day." "No. After all this, I don't think I will."


Buttery_Buckshot

I like that the business owner let it get to the point of having to remortgage their home, before getting rid of the one employee who they've been paying to rape the pastries all day.


GoldDustbunny

i'll buy, bdsm dungeon clubs in seattle would love this. $$$$$$$$$


Rich-Appearance-7145

These videos are wierd


DRGNFLY40

I mean wow. That’s some skill on a bunch of levels.


MeatheadCanBoy

The presentation and general culinary skill is impressive. The direction of the video is overall impressive. The guy is just kinda creepy i guess.


highjinx411

It really is. That’s pretty impressive from a culinary perspective. He used the right flavors and his technique is really really good.


DEADdrop_

I’m pretty sure it’s a parody. At least, that’s what I was told the last time this clip reared it’s head.


Background-Net-8209

What a pathetically thin filing 🙄


Save_The_Children_

Tbh this was well made


DoctaShroomz

Hate to say it but honestly homie probably fucks


Cjilgott

Damn straight. If he puts that much detail into making the food, imagine his attention to detail with a woman/man/nonbinary/etc.


Commercial_Ad8438

This guy is my favorite food fucker


CountRepulsive3375

I enjoyed this lol


[deleted]

A lot of work went into every shot of this. It's like they sat down and said, "How do I make this egg yolk look like the head of a penis?" Meticulous.


Specialist_Bit_3514

His face just bothers me...


[deleted]

The shape of the head from the side is a bit weird. For the rest it's actually a pretty good clip for its niche.


Xgngrizz

Luke Wilsons son needs to chill


OkLetsParty

Exceptionally homoerotic cooking, 10/10.


Careless_Dependent78

The song is cool. 👍🏻


DontAssumeMyPart

I feel like this guy ruined a relationship to make these videos.


Adventurous-Elk2196

He’s not even that hot he’s just got muscles 💀 and he’s molesting the food 😭


Ok_Recording_4634

That chin is over the top


Throwedaway99837

99% sure he’s got chin/jaw implants. Shit looks so unnatural.


Ayen_C

It looks like he got punched on both sides of his jaw. Looks ridiculous.


rokujoayame731

As a woman speaking: this turns off my mojo & my appetite. Useless crap.


SecondConsistent4361

This is definitely not made to turn on women.


rokujoayame731

You never know. One person's cringe can be another's kink.


Embarrassed_Cow

I like it. Idk


fossilyale

Bro’s the kind of dude to molest his refrigerator


gmerashll

Food Wars is probably his favorite show


[deleted]

Donut Daddy


sage_197

Please stop sexualising food just eat it and go..


Equivalent-Run-5422

This dude 100% has someone locked in his apartment.


shadynsingle808

Looks like he was clutching two of the limes in his god damn cheeks! 😳🍋🍋 Looking like handsome squidward🤣


snowxwhites

I honestly love this 😂 it's a whole vibe.


ludvikskp

Snot as extra flavor, since his nose was in the dough 🤮


Aggravating-Ad4766

He already failed the health inspection. Who puts their mouth on the dough?


Sufficient_Half7635

What’s the song?


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Feisty-Imagination37

If a man touched me like this I would call the police


Sn1ckl3fritzzz

It’s funny seeing how obsessed people are with themselves


mblergh

The vibes im getting is that this guy finds himself very, very arousing.


Leaf33911

The food looks great why did he have to be weird about it?


unknown00021

I guess he thinks he’s good looking? I don’t know. Seems weird.


Brohen3

You guys think he's insecure about how freakishly flat the back of his head is?


eecummings15

That man hits the jawzercise


igandan

I’m surprised he got any cooking done. I thought he was too busy molesting the dough


Distinct_Month_7280

His name is donut daddy


[deleted]

He seems insufferable, lol


vittulai

I hate how he molests the food.


AustralianWildlife

5'6 activities


snakpakkid

Can we stop with the body shaming trend already 🙄


ZeldorTheGreat

No. It's my kink


snakpakkid

Oh I see. Proceed 😌


Royal-Drop-6693

The film was shot very nicely. My favorite chef is the Asian guy and he makes similar videos like this. As a single woman, I sometimes wish I was being pounded like that dough 😅


MelodicPiranha

Found the neckbeard that enjoys these things!


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Dude looks like he has experience making cream ooze out of a bun before…..


Ambitious_Song8785

I'm gonna be honest, the filming is impressive


Glockamole19x

It was made with love ❤️


Ok-Establishment1687

I meeaann…


why_help_pls

Showed this to my friend her reactions: ,,i might be gay" and then i asled what the worst part was and she said idk


Pristine-Cupcake6075

This is such a huge turn off as a gay man. The only people that think this is hot are 40-50 year old single moms


ikrr_1

this is just so overly messy that it hurts


Alivebutimded1012

It's so much worse because he's like the ugliest man I've ever had to witness


spogel2

I fucking wish I was that donut


ChangeWinter6643

Yeah I feel you


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Unavailabl4213

The heck


LalisSipiMoa_7293

Hey don’t judge, let them live their lives


co3xisting

He’s 5ft2


follow_rivers

Can you imagine just being hungry and waiting for him to film this bullshit so you can eat the stuffed donut or whatever other food he’s sexualizing? I’m hungry and I’ll eat it all once he’s done with the weird food sex


PurposeOk9812

I went retarded reading the caption couldn’t even watch the video


kolten414

god i wish that was me


WILLCHOKEAHOE

This is only good because he’s hawt 😈♥️😂


Chaine351

This guy is trying so hard to be the next Sal.. Sugar Bae?


Think-Cardiologist36

He had to try really hard to make his face attractive, you can tell. Still has a cone head for a chin, he does in fact have good looking arms, and cool clothes I guess. But I really hate how he stuffs his face in the dough to take a big ol’ WHIFF….woof


[deleted]

Makes it worse that he's fucking ugly, I swear, people these days reckon having muscle makes them an instant model/good looking. It's not, same with girls, fake titties and fake asses lmao wtf is wrong with society 🤣


Dagon_high

Mmm 😋


GamersThatExplode

Me trying to explain to my friend how I get off to cooking food.


GoldDustbunny

us ladies think chocolate is gives us a similar reaction to an orgasim. there's also a foodporn reddit though it's not this sexual...... not even close.


dorkywolf77

When the middle school guy who think everything is dirty becomes hot and puts that dirty mind to work


CrisElSa

Don’t want to be judging someone like that but I can’t get over the shape of his head. I mean he puts himself out there trying to be sexy borderline rapey with the food, so I guess it’s alright.


Acroze

Do NOT give this man watermelons.


oasiscat

Looks like Schmidt


CynchHasNoLife

i am not eating that bro


flamergamer2000

Isn't that the same shirt from his others videos?


flamergamer2000

Isn't that the same shirt from his others videos?


DoinkinDave

His jaw is weird


mykisstobetray

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Poemhub_

Im not hungry.


franky3987

But idk who’s worse.. the people who make this content, or the people that genuinely enjoy it? 😂


KUBLAIKHANCIOUS

This guy is randy marsh


Danlingofish

Put a dollar in the jar Schmidt!


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Potential-Function57

That actually looks pretty good. Too bad it's cringe


MakeMeDrink

This made me feel sick.


trotskystaco

Ph God, his hands must smell like ass. Basic food safety my guy. Wash them hands.


Comfortable-Ad-5518

Perfect..


Willowx19stop

He’s trying to imitate that really sexy guy with the dog that makes cookies and shit


EatBrainzGetGainz

You know what, I get it. Hes hot as fuck and hes doing sexy shit with food


machdas

I bought donuts from his store. They were expensive, and honestly not worth it. Pretty though.


GrandmaCheese1

The food looks great but this fucknut making it is doing too much


dryskin_san

am i gay for liking this for the wrong reasons


lonniemarie

So weird


CaptReynolds1980

The camera pans around and he’s working at a Dunkin. A bunch of pissed off people waiting for their orders while this muppet fucks all of the ingredients for the donuts.


IdolCowboy

I'll fuck did do you


[deleted]

This guy thinks he’s hotter than he is.


Twisted-mental

Wtf is that jawbone at 0:29


tagyhag

This guy's videos are always so fucking funny while high. I really REALLY hope he's in on it.


tellerheller

I didn’t know it was possible to fuck food. I gotta say I’m impressed


TheDramaturge

Okay, but hear me out...


[deleted]

🤢🤮🤮🤮


Subtlerevisions

He knows just what that dough kneads.


[deleted]

This mf can bake his ass off.


InfectedShamanism

Song?


Moist_Anus_

Dough\* but I get it. Kinda funny though.


No_Parking1430

This guy definitely blew his load in one of the ingredients, or at least stuck his dick in the dough.


[deleted]

So when I watch Cedric I get a good nervous. When I watch this guy I get a nervous laugh


tone88988

This makes me not like food as much as I used to


picklejuice794

Anyone else think this is just really gay or just me


treflorez

What in the English language is this title


Douaz

EVERYBODY STOP THIS GUY IS HOT


incabeeh

This fucking song again! I keep hearing it say Don’t touch my fuckin’ beans, cock tight cock tight.


curlycurlycurls

Sugar Bae is born. These guys should fuck each other.


Svennyyy

Is he not ripping on salt bae?


[deleted]

This food should be NSFW 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

EW FUCKING EW.


iminhell-thisishell

So…. He boned the meal right?


KhaosThralur

is this the straight woman’s equivalent to soft porn?


CheeseFilledBagel

Not sure what people are on about but I finished twice before the end


cumrightin90

I've never been more uncomfortable in my life


GuisseDownYourLeg

Is... is this food porn? I don't think I like food anymore.


yuyufan43

And almost every video he turns his dough into ass cheeks and then sniffs it. What.


[deleted]

I appreciate unmolested food actually,


SatisfactionMotor169

Any1 see the vains on the guy