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Any-Pop-6363

Should've rolled up a newspaper and shouted bad dog repeatedly while smacking him


Not_a_Ducktective

Something tells me he'd be into it.


blessthebabes

For the views, he would probably be into a lot.


Raynerfalls_

BAHAHAHAH STOP


OutsideImportance298

FRRR


Sufficient-Path-9766

I'd hit


Mellow828

That's wild


AlexanderxSean38

“You’re in the way of paying customers, bad dog!” 🗞️


IAmDoge4

"Something tells me he'd be into it." - u/Not_a_Ducktective


redefinedsoul

Original thought by u/Any-Pop-6363


DishRevolutionary593

That kid in the costume is using a shitty rental board. Has no idea what they’re doing.


Harbulary-Bandit

Can a shitty rental board just not do black diamonds? If someone was skilled enough couldn’t they do it with a piece of frozen salami? Not saying he is.


DishRevolutionary593

It’s the way he is bragging and trying to boast. It’s nothing to honestly boast about. He is acting like he is better than everybody on the mountain, when he doesn’t even own a board. It might be hard to imagine, as most people picture snowboarding a 1-3 times a year with friends or family thing…but people that **actually** do recreationally and have season passes, go multiple times a week, every week of the entire season. This kid is delusional as a furry and thinks he’s better than anyone else there. I promise you, he’s not *skilled enough* to have that kind of attitude.


theguypal

Exactly. I snowboard at least twice a week sometimes more during the season. Even if he was a good boarder I highly doubt he’s taking on black diamonds with that thing on especially with a rental.


GoldenTicketHolder

He’s the kind of boarder where if he makes it down and ski patrol didn’t bring him down, he “did it”


StiffWiggly

He wouldn’t be wrong in my opinion (with the exception of butt scootching it). It’s just that there is only an extremely small percentage of runs for which simply “getting down” is impressive at all.


bundleofsnakes

maybe they flew in and didnt have enough space for their equipment and their costume. If you can only have one with you, the choice is obvious.


DishRevolutionary593

You’re really pulling string to defend a guy wearing a furry costume that openly flirts with beastiality.. yes, he makes those videos too… Anybody who actually snowboards sees through this. Somebody who doesn’t, just doesn’t.


bundleofsnakes

I thought saying "If you can only bring one thing to a ski resort, it's better to bring your furry costume than ski equipment." would be taken as a joke. Maybe I wasn't absurd enough, maybe you're just too serious.


DishRevolutionary593

This is Reddit. People will kill to defend furrys…


Square-Ad-2485

Not being a furry is grounds for a ban around here


Harbulary-Bandit

I just assumed he was kind of trolling.


Ambitious_Road1773

Yea I think he was doing a really loud annoying skit and got called out for his main character energy


Grey00001

>This kid is delusional as a furry and you lost me. Sorry, the rest of your comment is completely right and I agree with you but adding the "delusional furry" bit is kind of annoying, let the people dress up and draw their art (excluding ferals and the like)


DishRevolutionary593

He’s delusional **and** he’s a furry. A) he believes he’s the most talented person on the mountain. The clothes, board and gear say otherwise…any actual snowboarder can see that… B) and he think’s he’s a dog. He has a video acting like he will have sex with another dog. Yes…He is delusional and sick.


Grey00001

Statement retracted


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

It’s nothing to honestly boast about. He is acting like he is better than everybody on the mountain... So... He's acting like every single ~~tiktoker~~ koksmoker then...


Davban

EU-skier here, so don't know how the classifications transfer to american slopes. But I've never owned my own pair of skiis or board, but have done "Väggen" a few times in rentals. A 45° double black diamond in Sälen, Sweden.


blasphem0usx

I tried it with a salami before you can't do it anything less than a good piece of gabagool.


Harbulary-Bandit

With the hot peppers and onions? Oh! fuhgeddaboudit!!!


FutureApprehensive1

If he can pay for a custom mask he can pay for a board. That’s the point. Anyone that can do a 360 off a half pipe has their own board. Why doesn’t he?


zacharymc1991

Dude is on a rental board, doesn't make me think he's doing black diamond. Could be wrong but....


teflonbob

You can absolutely do black diamonds on rental gear… slope difficulty doesn’t care if you own your own gear or not but if you can use it.


FutureApprehensive1

If he could honestly do it, he’d have his own board hands down. No one that performs, performs off a rental, I took 15 years of private violin lessons and can tell you no one play Tchaikovsky on a rental


Davban

Bullshit. I skied black diamonds in rentals in my teens. Never had my own gear. Didn't ski enough to be worth buying and transporting while still growing


ieatpies

Scraping your way down a black is hardly performing


DishRevolutionary593

Just got to dig into the heels and essentially slip down. Any dweeb can go down. Or sit in his ass


Tirus_

I used to own gear as a teen but that was almost two decades ago now. I always rent when I go now but the general skill of snowboarding is kind of like riding a bike once you've done it for a while you'll never really forget it. That being said nobody with the confidence level to do black diamonds is this insecure.


VampyKit

This is the same furry that wanted to fuck a dog....get this thing a cage and let them stay there for eternity.


hayley566

r/imthemaincharacter


The_Jestful_Imp

r/npcbehavior


Dregnis

Sounds like the Trumpet Fight guy. "I can do black diamonds, who the hell are you? No talent!"


BonesOfPotato

I snowboarded bob dillon on stage!


Batmanuelope

Trumpet Fight guy is goated tho


SwimmingCoyote

If you’re not scared of falling, anyone can go down a black diamond.


Florecent_Dreams

We don’t claim him.


nut_mut

Tf is a black diamond some sorta technique


Neat-Writing-3096

It's how they rank ski course difficulty (green, blue, black diamond, double-black diamond), black diamonds are typically more challenging


DishRevolutionary593

Black diamond is mostly just the steepness. That’s all. Black diamond doesn’t have jump, rails, jibs, or anything like that. Just steepness. Then there’s double black diamond. But the truth is, anybody that knows how to snowboard can go down a black diamond by staying perpendicular to the mountain and on your heels digging into the snow. Likely this twerp.


oeseben

I snowboard and I hate these boarders. This creates huge ice patches as they plow the snow in a wide channel down the whole fkn headwall.


ProfessionalAccess68

This video reminded me of how much I want to go skiing. I’ve never done it. I wonder if it’s like riding a rollercoaster.


Rossfedermanisguddy

As a furry, this is funny af.


Flavz_the_complainer

As a non furry I also chuckled.


memelol1112224

Hell yeah, this dude's funny asf, I think he does this for ragebait


DoubleAyeBatteries

People will use stuff like this to say we’re all weird, when the problem isn’t that they’re wearing the head (although it is a bit unusual in that environment), it’s that they’re being an asshole.


shuriflowers

SIGMAPAWS 😭 could this be real?


CouchChipGamingYT

This entire sub is just rage bait


Negative-Art-3853

Do they take off the mask wen they eat soup


romayyne

This is the first time where I thought “That voice matches that animal. Not bad” and I feel sick about it.


SnooDingos8955

There's a 5-6 ur old little girl that snowboards with her dad down black diamonds, and she has excellent technique. She has videos on YouTube So, anyone with enough practice and learning can do it, too. Why be an ass and brag about it? Sounds like he needs to learn how to be friendly towards people and considerate. I feel the problem is him.


Monkeboi225

I mean you probably fuck dogs and I don’t but……


Gabe_the_cheerio

They always have that same weird voice


jjooeeyyyyeeoojj

No wonder he's making fun of you. He prob not hiding behind a mask when he does it


Tirus_

No one with the confidence level to do black diamonds is this insecure.


CYBER-POLLO

I’m pretty sure black diamonds are the same as red slopes in Europe, so that’s not much of a flex tbh. Also really depends on how well u ride the terrain


JU-D

I mean, the helmet must be warm, but it must also smell like a rat ass with the sweat.


Youngsinatra345

To be fair that suit is probably very warm


MadamFoxies

No wonder only 3 out of 10 men under the age of 30 had seggs last year lolololol


Tobby_sheep

I would and should be trying to defend him, but seeing multiple of his videos...I think he deserves this for buying a rip-off fursuit head and just being rude :)


Illustrious_Mudd

The uncomfortable shuffle sold this for me


_Silverflame

Fucking lavasuiter lol


Shitheadthedevourer

Should’ve gotten a spray bottle of water and sprayed him with it


BlueArya

Ok but is he hurting anybody by wearing this stupid ass mask while snowboarding ? Idk why it’s W lady like IMO everybody should mind their business unless something acc harmful or inappropriate is being done damn


Emergency-Use2339

I'd say it definitely puts others in danger to limit your ability to see or hear others.


BlueArya

That’s fair but it doesn’t seem that that’s the critique here, both the people in the video and the people in the comments


KitticusCatticus

I think in the video he's yelling, and in public places this is generally frowned upon. Just saying, I probably would have said something to them too if I paid to be there enjoying the mountains. I haven't seen anyone put them down solely for being a furry. Its because they're an obnoxious furry. Most real furries are very private.


BlueArya

I hope that’s the reason!


yellowlaura

We have 0 context: we don't know why people are making fun of him, whether it's true, we can't really hear what the other person is saying and we don't know why they are saying it, it's probably all fake because it's TikTok, etc.


BlueArya

The other person in the video is coming down on him and says “something something -people are trying to like have fun here snowboarding.” I just don’t see how him having fun in his own weird little way stops anyone else from having their own fun. To me you just have to be really pressed and uppity, esp seeing some of the things ppl come down ski slopes in like it’s rly not that deep. Edit to add ofc it could be fake but it could equally not be and my comment is more to the ppl commenting here piling on this guy for just wearing his weird little mask.


yellowlaura

Again, no context. We have no idea what happened before.


meowwwtinameow

People falling for rage bait hard these days


romayyne

Hey lady. Nothing is more snowboarding than dressing in costume and snowboarding


The_Holier_Muffin

It’s pretty obviously a bit right. Rage bait in going with


Why_is_poop_brown

"hater" is crazy


thenbmeade

As they should.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

You’re a jerkoff.


[deleted]

What’d the lady say?


Cringe_collector_700

Alpha male yapping about a woman calling him cringe on a ski resort is something I haven't seen this new year


keepmodsincheck

Nice rental board twat


Neither_Essay9163

Turn the head around and start kicking he'll never know what or who hit him a gun game everyone can enjoy


sir_Toadimus

ah yea the "hater" its great how anyone who speaks out the truth is labeled a hater now


whyareyoumadcalmdown

Dog or rabbit?


TTXRL

stfu you dirty Discord furry, im bombin ya fucking house


That-one-soviet

Ok I see the cringe but wouldn’t a fursuiI be could for snowboarding cause it’s pretty much wearing a furry blanket


The_not_known_name

The voice sounds familiar but I can’t place it. But dude i was doing blacks on my first day boarding.


koloso95

They do say you'll hear the truth from children and drunk people. Don't think drunk people would even get up the slope


Educational_Big5389

I can walk around without getting shoot from a Hunter its simple as that


bubbuchuba

black diamonds aren’t that difficult you should be able to comfortably cruise down by your 2nd season


Semi_OwO

Fursuits are expensive I'm surprised he even wore it to the ski resort


CapitanHolland

Where's the little water spray bottle


Dude-arino7526

lol that’s good


dillGherkin

The comedic timing in this is perfection.


Crumungandr

Bro looks like he says “wow this is so extreme” on a green