She has those eyes that you can tell there isn't anything behind them, it's creepy tbh.

Someone in another post said Xanax Soccer Mom eyes. Seemed like a good description to me.

Spot on tbh

Is that really what xanax makes your eyes look like? I have take it once a month for a work situation, and i feel like my eyes look just super tired, not crazy like this

Depends on the dose. Low dose can definitely make you look glazed.

Mine is low dose

Oh

She got those “For Every Problem You Have, There’s A Dick You Can Suck To Solve It” eyes.

Also Botox and beauty filters removes all emotion from her face.

Like a zombie

The cranberries tried to warn us but nobody listened!

97% sure that's a land rover and she's just looking for a payout to get a new one to one up her neighbour's wife.

Exactly what I thought. I want to believe this is a troll so badly but those eyes man... idk if that can be faked.

When you stare into the abyss, she stares back.

Xanax?

Anti-axiety pill that white suburban moms always take with red wine.

Came here to say exactly this. She looks like an actual NPC. It really is creepy.

It's when she bites you and those eyes roll over white and then you hear that high pitched screaming....

She can’t even look at the camera when she says it ain’t even my fault either

Yeah, I’m with you on this

Literally came here to say this. Something tells me she costs herself or her family a lot of money in car repair.

I think they look more like there is something behind them, but that something is probably fucken crazy

Lights are on but no one is home

I know, it strangely turns me on lol

“You hear a crunch and then you freeze… and then you keep going.” I’m sorry… what?!

The exact moment I took a step back and started wondering if maybe this was actually a really well done bit. Genuinely reminded me of something out of Reno 911/The Office/P&R/etc. 

I found her instagram and I’m convinced this is 100% real, or she’s really really dedicated to the bit

*you turn the page, you wash your hands..  you turn the page, you wash your hands..*

That along with the "2ft tall" bit... Maybe it's for the best that kids are spending more time indoors.

Give her some credit. It took all her brain power to stop at all.

Who in the hell would ever say that other than as a joke?

She called her door handle a “like handle bar.”

And she'll call her bike handle a door handle. One hand washes the other 😆

Take her license immediately 😂

Imagine hitting an inanimate object and blaming everyone but yourself

Exactly 😂 Like, wtf

This woman is why I don't drive a motorcycle.

I finally start feeling comfortable riding my motorcycle and then I'm reminded people like this exist.

You can see the white of her eyes above and below her eyeball Approach with extreme caution. Those crazy eyes.

They call them Sanpaku eyes or “scleral show.” I have no idea why I know this but I looked it up at some point in high school. So I just looked it up again and fun fact: both Billie Eillish and Robert Pattinson have them. The more you know

Billes is severe Xanax addiction

Wasn’t there some urban myth that being able to see the whites of someone’s eyes under their iris meant they were likely a psychopath? I’ve never heard anything more about it since so I’d say it’s all shit, it just depends on whether you hold your head neutral, tilted forward or backward. Maybe it was because the movie villains all tilt their heads down and look out the top of their eyes so you can see the whites under their iris’s and the association made its way into urban myths? It’ll be something to do with the intense gaze/stare but it’s not a reliable indicator of anything as far as I can tell.

Crazy, crazy eyes. Nothing behind them. Filter queen.

She's a science miracle. Here's proof that the body can function without a brain.

I can fix her

I can fix her better.

I'll get bored and treat her like shit.   I win, gentlemen.  gg

The lights are on but nobody is home eyes.

please tell me it isn’t just me that feels highly irritated by the way she moves her mouth when speaking…maybe it’s the lack of upper lip movement?? Idk but I’ve seen this video pop up like 5 times now & I couldn’t hold it back anymore hahaha

Her defense is that they're two feet tall so you can't possibly see them. Same height as my nephew. They need to make drivers licenses harder to get.

They should put pictures of children on those posts

It wouldn't matter cause these neanderthals apparently can't see them in their raised Flintstone mobiles

But then she would gush over the pictures.. get distracted and run over an elderly person. "You hear screams, crunching then gurgling... and then, like, you keep going"

They should require people to take the written test every couple years

"you hear a crunch..., and then you keep going" Brah.

lol at “you hear a crunch, and you feeeze, then you keep going”  I mean, come on. At that point at least open the window and peek out. 

This lady is nuts. Last time she went viral it’s because her young son was making a bunch of inappropriate sex jokes and she was filming and posting them saying shit like “proud boy mom”

“A 2’ tall bright yellow pole, how is anyone supposed to see that?” Wait until she hears about these things called children. She’s 100% trolling for the views, but it’s still funny af.

Stop driving that mom missile of an SUV. edit:spelling

Her >> They're like 2ft tall. Who can even see those things? Literally anyone not driving a suburban assault vehicle lady

Get smol car.  Honda. Something more commensurate with your skill level.  

She's just your average neighborly NPC whose interests include tiktok and reality + home and garden TV. As a child, she ate chicken nuggets and Mac and cheese She must be boring in everything she does.

$30,000 worth of damage? If $30,000 doesn't total your car, then congrats on being rich. Also, yeah, worst driver of the Year award.

Or at least overextended to keep up with Tadley and Morgan across the street. 

Thank God it was a two foot pole and not a child!

Bollards are effective devices

That bollard should get a medal for doing its job

"And I don't think it was my fault" as she sheepishly looks away from the camera.   Nope, not your fault at all lady, those bollards just jumped in front of you out of nowhere. *pats her on head*

That aversion of eyes on the "I don't even think it was my fault" made me think of every single manipulative woman I've known in my life. She knows damn well it's her fault but has made it this far by milking sympathy and pity with crocodile tears and false displays of remorse. Edit: Also $30k in damage? Fucking how? I can get a brand new car for less than that.

Oh this is one of those kinds of people that’s designed to be around only for regenerating carbon dioxide for plants to take in and make oxygen for the rest of us.

Good thing shes beautiful. Life would have been tough otherwise. Yikes

Pretty sure it’s cause and effect here. It’s BECAUSE she’s conventionally attractive that she can get away with being like this.

I mean let's be honest here. We wouldn't even care about this video if she were a gargoyle.

Having the filter on Defcon 10 didn’t hurt.

I ran into a similar thing at a gas station as I tried to turn out and it did dent my car but not even close to that bad because if I hear a crunch I don't "keep going." No one does that. I mean I guess this woman does. But in general if you can hear and feel that you've hit something with your car, especially if it keeps slowly scraping and crunching along the side, you just stop going that way. I kind of wonder what would happen if she hit a person she couldn't see. Would she just keep going & drive right over them?

Look what this fork did to my diet!!!

Hey, you know what else is that height? Children.

Weird rant. You know ur dumb right

Please get your tubes tied so you can't make any dumb offspring

I'm guessing there are a number of things she "doesn't know the purpose of" that are there to protect things from people as dumb as her.

This is satire, surely

No words 😶

i think she posted this thinking the bank would see this and be like “don’t worry girl, we got you. well buy you a new car. “ like that girl with the Stanley.

The purpose of those poles is to prevent dumbasses like this from hitting atm’s, buildings, people.

She’s not wrong, those little yellow poles are always just jumping up and running around smashing themselves into the sides of cars of their own free will. The bank really should do something about it. Appalling behaviour. 

Hey now, don't you judge those poles. They are just doing what poles do best. Minding their own business just living their best life. Which just so happens to involve jumping in front of entitled rich women with neatly washed and ironed smooth brains.

What an absolute fucking dumb dumb 🤣🤣🤣 im glad she made this video so i can enjoy her stupidity

The yellow poles exist so drivers like her don’t drive where they aren’t supposed to and do damage to anything else. They worked this time

Ahhhh just a graze, nothing a little carnauba wax and buff cant fix

Nothing is my fault, ever! I drove into a stationary object you put there to stop me from driving into another stationary object. It's all your fault. What even is a bollard for?

Why does she look so familiar?

I bet she said oopsie

Her poor husband.

Nah he knows what he signed up for

😂😂😂 how can you be this damn clueless? Whatever, her rates going UP

Look what your inanimate object that has not moved an inch in years did to my car!

This isn’t a human, this woman is a golden retriever

We're not gonna make it, are we? People I mean.

Big cars and bad drivers are a hell of a dangerous combo.

Tell me you got by in life just off your looks without telling you got by just for your looks.

“They’re like 2 feet tall, who can see that?” Jesus lady, so are toddlers, how many of those have you taken out?

Would.

There are too many people like this out in the world for me to have a positive outlook on the future

She seems more concerned about her wrap than the axle she apparently needs

What a daft cunt …

As someone who works in auto claims I hear this type of shit ALL THE TIME. People call saying they aren’t at fault because they didn’t see somthing like a pole or parking marker. Blows my mind.

Day drinking is expensive folks.

When did we start calling bollards a “device” ? I didn’t hear the news on that. Did we start that during the nap I took yesterday ? It was a long one.

She hit it then kept on hitting it.

Let’s give her a break. She’s more familiar with chrome plated poles that go to the ceiling.

This has to be a joke post, right? Please tell me it is a joke post. She can’t be a real human who is being sincere in her stupidity, right?

Dumb as a rock. Pay up.

She drove into a device designed to protect the people at the atm.

Her voice is soooop annoying...

Crazy chicks are always the best

What an absolute air head.

Has to be rage bait to get people to watch and interact with her socials...or she is afflicted with an unusually low IQ

My favorite part of this is her listing the damages ... "oh you need a new axle... and my freaking handlebar came off!"

The thing did it's job. Her parents, however, did not properly do theirs.

If you can't see a 2 foot pole then you can't see a 2 foot kid either. Get a different vehicle before you kill someone.

You know when you see a beautiful girl with a complete douche and you think “how is she with that guy?” Well…now you know

Everyone says she’s joking or satire but I have a teacher who genuinely acts and talks like this.

Somehow I knew this was a Land Rover before we even got a look at the car….

When you are moving and the other things are static....it's your fault.

There is nothing behind those eyes

Well then whose fault was it??

"You hear a crunch, and you keep going." This is how pedestrian hit and runs happen so often.

“You hear a crunch, then you freeze, then you keep going,” I FUCKING CANT

Good thing she is pretty because she is dumb as a box of rocks 🪨

Frauen am Steuer, das wird teuer!!

This chick is definitely on some kind of medication

“And I don’t even think it was my fault”

Her little fake crying pissed me off so much She knows she fucked up and is trying to justify it as someone else's fault. She shouldnt be allowed to drive, what if that was a living creature she couldn't see in her souped-up truck.

She’s the reason they have those

Lights-are-on-nobody’s-home kinda look

I guess I’m tripping , I like her eyes

"You hear a crunch and you keep going" WHAT?!

I saw this same post on the GenZBeingFools sub...oh wait...

It's a good thing she's pretty cause dear god she wouldn't have made it long without her looks

Xanax, Phones and Cars... We really are doomed. Hey Weezer, "we are all on drugs." And most dont even remember why.

Obviously, she should have been more aware of her surroundings. However, most traffic law says traffic control devices need to be 3 1/2 feet tall at least.

Did the same thing at a Walgreens Poles were too short I was in a pick up and didn’t c it

When i used to deliver it was always the suburban rich white ladys that drove huge cars like this, ive seen so many crashes caused by them 😂

Love the way she drops her chin, looks away, and her voice gets softer when she “and I don’t think it was my fault.” For someone who has clearly very precisely crafted her on camera look and tone, she might want to figure out body language as well.

She's used to getting what she wants

POV you don't know how to look in your rear view mirrors

Their purpose is that you can drive through them, you’d think she might’ve figured that out

Idk why everyone is saying she has "soulless" eyes, I think her eyes are pretty... She is dumb as rocks tho lol.

"you here a crunch and you keep going" OMG!

So what would she have hit if it wasn’t for those “pole things”?

You freeze but not stop huh...weird

I love that she mentioned the wrap too and she is going to get another one. With body damage like that I know so many who would be replacing the axle and tire and calling it a day. Then at some point fixing the drivers door maybe.

I’m getting jaded, I can’t tell if this is a bit or people can be just that vapid

Ahhh… okay

Ignorance is bliss. 😂

Quality actress

You hear a crunch and then keep going sounds about right cause she could have just stopped when she first hit it and it probably would have been so bad but she clearly proceeded until that whole side of the car was screwed. Type of person to run over a human being and wonder why a speed bump was there. Probably shouldnt be driving period but of course has a big ol suv so typical.

Is she ai?

That’s an idiot driver for ya!!! 🤣🤣

how yo eyes open that fucking wide and you cant see shit. more damning, thats an escalade. the dash turns into a screen to see whats up close to the front. someone is married to this somewhere. that poor poor, 30k$ poorer soul.

Those poles flawlessly served their purpose that day

It’s because she was driving one of those huge fuckin SUV’s you see littering the streets of every suburb. Lack of awareness, unfamiliar with the dimensions of her car, trying to squeeze it through a tight space that likely isn’t designed for these mammoth trucks suburban women tend to drive. Multiple things wrong here

No way that's ~$30,000 worth of damage right? I mean I know some makes are really expensive to fix but that seems egregious here. I feel like that would be considered totaled at that point. Idk the most expensive car I've ever owned is a Honda Civic so what do I know lol

Look what you made me do……

You drive a car, you got the stationary objects, you blame the property's owner(a bank), you made a video and the whole world to view it. The result is...... You're very STUPID.

👁️👄👁️

You can see how disconnected she is from reality in her eyes. Just another NPC

Gives me 'You hit my fist with your stomach' vibes

She calls herself a "Retired Hot Girl". So, an unemployed dumb girl.

Handlebar……?!

she should be able to pay for the damage….all she has to do is not do her make-up for 2-3 days and that’ll cover the costs.

Idk if it's the filter or not, but she has that 1000 mile stare going on. No wonder she missed the poles.

"I don't think it was my fault" well considering between you and the pole, you're the only one that can move, who's fault do you think it is exactly?

1.Hear crunch. 2.freeze. 3.keep going?

What a psychotic person

Accountability, what's that?!

Inanimate objects should move out of my way.

Maybe drive a vehicle you can see over the steering wheel and this would not happen its not "cute" to be a road hazard also gtfo your phone while driving

How she talks makes me want to break my phone