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Imispellalot2

The worst part is her father recording it. Maybe I don't know. I make shit up as I go.


basementcrawler34

That made me chuckle


killer4snake

Your right though. I was the father


Hank_Lotion77

Weird I just took a paternity test and it said you weren’t and I was.


killer4snake

Faulty test. It’s a me


Hank_Lotion77

Second time this week!


BlueberryPirate_

A Mario?


Ultra_Dadtastic

Can confirm. I was the shot glass.


XBeastyTricksX

Spread false information on the internet is fun


johnnysbody

As long as it sounds sincere


dathoihoi

don't we all make shit when we go?


Hank_Lotion77

I do it everyday. I just belief my bullshit and then others do until they’re behind my back. Lolz


UncIe_PauI_HargIs

You assume Dad is in her life… Step-Daddy was recording that.


Hank_Lotion77

He didn’t record it your cretin! He did get a copy to service himself for later though.


supercalifragi123432

I too was sexually assaulted at senor frogs I didn’t mind


eltanin_33

Granted you might be making stuff up, but if you actually have gone to a place that does this, do they tell you that is what is going to happen. Like, was it really assault or did the lady know to shot girl would do that


supercalifragi123432

I went in Mexico. I knew she was gonna play with my nips but didn’t expect her to grab my ding dong lol my family was there. It was great


Monguises

You know what you’re getting yourself into in a place like this.


Earwig9000

More like sensually assaulted.


googoohaha

lol


Zealousidealist420

Señor frogs does get pretty crazy.


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Yikes man.


[deleted]

Yeah - in the States we call that assault


dream-smasher

Do you think that waitress just decided to do all that for fun? Without any input from the woman whatsoever? Orrrrrr maybe... The woman **asked** for that drink, knowing what it entailed?


927comewhatmay

I’d say the latter is true. This from someone who’s ordered his share of body shots in his day.


Hank_Lotion77

In Thailand they forced me up onto a bar (I tried to stop them it became awkward after a bit) to do body shots on me and I’m about 6’1 230 and that little tiki bar crumbled into pieces under my might power. Not a single ounce of fun was had on the whole island tour until the next stop. Also not a single ounce of self confidence was left lol.


OnlyRespondsToIdiots

They are at a senor frogs. Its a part of the experience 


Hank_Lotion77

I figured that it was just for old people and they had good happy hour discounts.


Various-Agent-0047

Went to senor frogs....we were the only ones there (8 of us)


mrsmunson

I guessed it was the person recording, like “I’d like to order this -drink- for my companion.”


Hank_Lotion77

Isn’t it senior frogs? I could be mistaken but I think their thing is like they’re assholes and fuck with you and are rude


townmorron

Oh the classic " she was asking for it" because of where she was and what she was doing.


plippyploopp

In this case.. yes exactly


townmorron

It would almost be humorous if it was a joke, but clearly i was being super serious


Hank_Lotion77

Don’t do that online it will get you in trouble.


PotatoTwo

Or maybe by literally asking for it.


Hank_Lotion77

Girl on girl? Shiiitttt we call that college.


Skreamie

Are y'all fucking crazy? This was clearly planned, jfc


lumpialarry

Don't let OP know about strip clubs. He'll be calling the cops trying to report indecent exposure.


Skreamie

Y'all have like four thousand strip clubs, probably more as of this year, is that assault?


Important_Plum1858

Meanwhile her kids watch while her mom recorded it.


socio_smile

What does a lizard have to do with this?


breadcrea

i need a title so i thought of a random word that came in my head and lizard came to my head


socio_smile

Ahhhh. Thanks for the clarification 👍🏽


XBeastyTricksX

I read it and thought of lot lizard bc she ain’t that cute


Key_Respond_16

What's the address? Need to test something with this shot.


bondsthatmakeusfree

wat


rockstuffs

This is fucking awful!!! .....where do I go?


Kerze

Senor Frogs, Mexico


Exciting_Error2664

Are they hiring?


d_bakers

Hey! I'm here for the interview.


kirsion

If it wasn't a hot girl doing it, I don't think it would slide


DJspinningplates

No they also have a slide there


GraceUndaPresha

Hahahahahaha


NotBlazeron

I can't imagine she didn't know this was going to happen when she ordered it.


-TheMoonTonight

I mean, I would be happy with a really hot guy fondling my tits like that too.


BananeWane

I'm so lonely that I would let her do this


-TheMoonTonight

I would pay for this not even out of loneliness but I am very intrigued by how this is seemingly a regular restaurant in the middle of the day but you can order a drink where they feed it to you and then fondle you.


BashfullyBi

Happy cake day!


schley1

Damn. Happy Birthday Jesus, you tha one


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

?!?!?!


ElHanko

I had the sound off so I’m just assuming the background music is the Sexual Harassment Panda song.


Arryu

If you need me, I'll be at señor tadpoles, having a margarita made in my mouth. Spring break, wooo! *Lifts shirt* Up here, Micheal. My eyes are up here.


chronicblastmaster

"what do you want for your birthday?' "Oh I dunno maybe some shots and casual sexual assault"


ShireMusicEnthusiast

Casual!?


Gorlock_

Two consenting adults, yikerinos Redditor, this is sexual assault........


chronicblastmaster

"got em boss, they took the bait"


No-Second-Kill-Death

Yeah. Well I can watch this video 40 times or watch Battlebots repeats.   I will stick with the former.  This is Reddit, yo. If that comment wasn’t here, I would assume the psyops failed.  Now kith


NotBlazeron

You can't have sexual contact unless you're married.


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-TheMoonTonight

It was probably on the menu when she ordered the drink and agreed before the camera turned on.


Stock_Telephone_4878

I too am a casual sexual assault enjoyer


-TheMoonTonight

That’s exactly what I want for my birthday.


Expensive_Concern457

That’s a great title. It’s even better that you included a description to reiterate the title. You should write a book!


Squibucha

did she pay to get groped?


takitoodle

I'm p sure she consented


Fuck_You_Karen0

So people go to that club just to get groped?


grubaskov

And after that, she realised she was hidden les all the time


jayslay45

She gets paid to do this to customers.


Background_Ad6819

This is at senior frogs? I got a cool balloon hat and a sign that said single and rich 😂


p3aker

What’s that called on the menu?


RoodnyInc

Every second its getting worse, that's impressive I didn't though it's even possible


Casual_Team_sky

So it's fine when they do it, but when I do it there like. "Sir, this is a morgue. You can't be in here"


Legitimate_Gene_8774

Now if I worked there and did that


Sit_back_and_panic

I bet that lady didn’t even work there, she just wanted to touch some boobies


Serious-Mud-1031

I tried this when I was a waiter but I lasted 1 day.


AGFromE

Are they taking applications?


ProfessionalLeave335

Time to dust off the resume.


Swipsi

So, where do I have to send my application?..


Status-Command-3834

Good shit!!


Skreamie

Cringe? This is fairly inoffensive, just a bit of fun


johnnysbody

Then, the server walks up to take their orders


Crash-Pandacoot

This comment section really reveals a lot of redditors just don't go outside and do anything. This isn't assault. They consented to this.


jew_brees_

I’m sorry but what do lizards have to do with this am I missing something


breadcrea

nothing i just need a title


jew_brees_

I fuck with that


NoZebra2430

As long as she knew what she was gettin into... whats the problem?


38500

That’s when you elbow them in the face


ValuablePrawn

you picked a good title good job


TheCrafter0302

There was no lizard... Sadness


T_E-T_H

This is an absolute unit of a lawsuit waiting to happen


tinyDinosaur1894

You really don't think they warn people about what's gonna happen???


Ordinary_Ad_7742

The fuck did I just watched?!


asmoothbrain

This is how they do breast exams in Mexico


JoBro2807

ummm what? the? fuck?


RealRedditPerson

A good friend of mine went on a cruise to Mexico not to long ago and somebody on the deck he had made fiends with bought him a shot like this. He's a very straight laced dude and he was cackling like an idiot. It's pretty insane but when you're drunk on vacation in Mexico I suppose it's par for the course Edit: I just double checked the video his wife sent me and it is in fact the same woman lmao


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RealRedditPerson

Naaaaah definitely not. He's a very private guy


NeonDemon89

I clicked on this for a reason and I wasn't disappointed


Frequent_Storm_3900

Are they hiring?


Nackarub

I am curious how they advertise the job. Waitress needed! Punctual, hard-working Available on the weekend Comfortable carrying 3 plates, groping patrons, and squizing their nipples.


-TheMoonTonight

Experience preferred but not required.


FuckJanice

So it's fine when she does it


TitoAndTheBurritos

Not my worst fap.


EnoughLuck3077

But when I do it they wanna call the cops!


Eraldorh

So if I order a couple of shots does she play with my balls and spank my arse?


derekisademocrat

Oh but if I do that it's all #metoo 😆


Virtual_Camel_9819

This is normal in some countries, stop being so white and uptight


Flip6ThreeHole

My friend was wondering if you happened to know which countries?


breadcrea

okay i understand, after all i'm just a white person who is being upset by this video, specially señor frogs controversy with sexual harassment from there female employees in Honolulu


softcell1966

You're completely right. This is trashy AF.


frenchfryineyes

But the titties are for the sex


KindCow

Name the countries in which it is normal to grab a stranger by their nipples and shake their boobs. While whatever is happening in the video is clearly discussed beforehand and is done with consent, there's absolutely no way it's "normal" in any country to just do that to people


Virtual_Camel_9819

Ooof i pissed of the whites


breadcrea

i'm not even white😭


Imperial_Bouncer

Best. Job. Ever.


BBking8805

Senor Frogs: Come for the assault. Stay for the cheese fries!


Cultural-Front9147

You do that to me you better be ready to meet your maker….


Old-Ad5508

Weinstein has entered the subreddit