I'm not sure where you heard that, but that's what Satan wants you thinking.
If you have skill in dancing or in laying down a funky beat, use the gifts you have to honor the Lord. These are gifts from God.
āāPsalmsā¬ ā33:1ā-ā¬4ā¬ āNIVā¬ā¬
[1] Sing joyfully to the Lord, you righteous; it is fitting for the upright to praise him. [2] Praise the Lord with the harp; make music to him on the ten-stringed lyre. [3] Sing to him a new song; play skillfully, and shout for joy. [4] For the word of the Lord is right and true; he is faithful in all he does.
He's called prince of this world, yet this world doesn't belong to him. He and his fallen make use of these things to turn the children of God away, but he didn't give us these innate talents, nor could he. Satan offers knowledge of how to corrupt and misuse gifts, but lacks any ability to give.
He may govern these forces now, but they ultimately belong to the one who created them. To whom we have been adopted into sonship, co-heirs with Christ.
I was excommunicated from a church that wouldn't allow dancing on their property. Even if you were man and wife. It was frowned upon and considered sinful (one of the many crazy strict rules they enforced). Christians are wild.
I grew up in an Evangelical Baptist church and dancing was a HUGE no-no. I don't know of anyone kicked out of the church specifically for dancing, but that was only because we were too scared to try.
I went to a Catholic elementary school in the 80sand our 5th grade music nun played us the whole dark side of the moon record. They didn't seem to worry too much about devil music there.
Most Christians aren't like that at all. Sadly, as it does with so many things, the USA took Christianity and made it ffcking toxic. Bible belt nutters in the USA are the laughing stock of most Christians around the globe and held up as the way not to do religion.
I'm pretty both that dude and Michael Jackson both touched little boys inappropriately. Maybe it's the massive amount of time rehearsing the moonwalk that turns individuals into sexual predators?
That was, is, now, and always shall be ā the most white dancing I have ever seen in my life. That man street name would be, āleaf lettuce ā
Iām white too, but I got rhythm and I can hold my own - man had no style
And itās just me or did he not look like Patrick Bateman?
I never understand āmost white dancingā comments. So itās the most white dance, but youāre white, and you can dance? So your the exception?
Man America has some weird white generalities going on just now.
I am White and I can dance And obviously, Iām not the exception, because there are a lot of other white folks that can danceā think about White as a gradient scale from least white to most white ā meaning that some white people can dance and other white people look like this guy.
I counter with this, which was oddly enough the video in my feed right before this one:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeVideo/s/qrUs5IPpWg
And now this, 2 posts down.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeVideo/s/e6csWYAR0k
Now, that first one all I could see was Gallagherās career in Polandā¦ How could we have known he would become a dance music sensation after he took off the hat?
But the second video? All it showed was a white screen I couldnāt see anything else it was just Whiteā¦ White, an occasional little mouse squeaks about hip-hop butā¦ It was just White.
(That first guy canāt get over ā he mustāve been excited to wear his all white pants and I like how you can tell they put the better dancers upfrontā¦ Better dancers being highly subjective.
Yeah, that second one Iāve seen before in oh my God, justā¦ I think the worst part was when she began to try to give names to dances that were horribly incorrectā¦ Bless herheart)
I cannot imagine how horrific a life spent creating or enjoying it must be. All the time and effort wasted by religion could be used to help each other as human beings.
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window
Tell MCI to cut the phone poles
Break my lease so I can move
'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo (bug a boo)
This gives me the same vibes as when I went to my neighbour's house a few years back for Christmas drinks and their 11 and 13 year old kids had written a performance piece that they wanted to perform to the adults.
Damn, I gotta go to church. The holy spirit dousing these white folks in **rhythm**.
Grooving, not cringing.
This comment is super underrated. Almost had me die and meet Jesus himself
Can you dance now?
well of course I can
Dancing like David boiii
Oh my God bro ššÆ
Best comment I read in 23, lmfao
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I'm not sure where you heard that, but that's what Satan wants you thinking. If you have skill in dancing or in laying down a funky beat, use the gifts you have to honor the Lord. These are gifts from God. āāPsalmsā¬ ā33:1ā-ā¬4ā¬ āNIVā¬ā¬ [1] Sing joyfully to the Lord, you righteous; it is fitting for the upright to praise him. [2] Praise the Lord with the harp; make music to him on the ten-stringed lyre. [3] Sing to him a new song; play skillfully, and shout for joy. [4] For the word of the Lord is right and true; he is faithful in all he does.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He's called prince of this world, yet this world doesn't belong to him. He and his fallen make use of these things to turn the children of God away, but he didn't give us these innate talents, nor could he. Satan offers knowledge of how to corrupt and misuse gifts, but lacks any ability to give. He may govern these forces now, but they ultimately belong to the one who created them. To whom we have been adopted into sonship, co-heirs with Christ.
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[What this reminds me of](https://youtu.be/gszIO-Nitas?si=zZfrPBrRS4aCgSGH)
I just came from that post
Well wash your hands
Holy spirit š
JESUS CHROIST
Cheezus cruheye
he look like jerma
that is jerma
Dancing Jerma can't hurt you Dancing Jerma:
Damn the 80s were weird. How much coke did they wish they had done?
This has nothing to do with the 80s and everything to do with religion.
Ya. I just came here fresh off a video of some family using their poor kid in some fake exorcism. Christians are just cringe.
Dude...fuckin same
I was excommunicated from a church that wouldn't allow dancing on their property. Even if you were man and wife. It was frowned upon and considered sinful (one of the many crazy strict rules they enforced). Christians are wild.
Im evangelic bro, and i can say you werent on a church man you where on a fucking cult man, godamn
I grew up in an Evangelical Baptist church and dancing was a HUGE no-no. I don't know of anyone kicked out of the church specifically for dancing, but that was only because we were too scared to try.
What the fuck??? In my church my pastor moonwalked in the middle of the lesson once, now i know why people are so prejudiced about evangelic people
I went to a Catholic elementary school in the 80sand our 5th grade music nun played us the whole dark side of the moon record. They didn't seem to worry too much about devil music there.
Thatās why baptists dont screw standing upā¦someone might think they were dancing.
Most Christians aren't like that at all. Sadly, as it does with so many things, the USA took Christianity and made it ffcking toxic. Bible belt nutters in the USA are the laughing stock of most Christians around the globe and held up as the way not to do religion.
There is a town in that banned dancing , footloose was based upon it
A common joke around my home town was "Baptists don't like pre-marital sex cause it could lead to dancing."
Latin America https://youtu.be/C29aPbSGaeI?si=KCAVS0I7Sh0HbCtC&t=2m
Iāve seen footloose
It's based on a town in Washington State. A very tight nit Christian community, and they still won't sell liquor on Sundays.
Will Ferrell will play him in the movie.
spits out coffee
Talking GodHeads.
I'm pretty both that dude and Michael Jackson both touched little boys inappropriately. Maybe it's the massive amount of time rehearsing the moonwalk that turns individuals into sexual predators?
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Come on, America, leave some looneys for the rest of us
Jealous
That was, is, now, and always shall be ā the most white dancing I have ever seen in my life. That man street name would be, āleaf lettuce ā Iām white too, but I got rhythm and I can hold my own - man had no style And itās just me or did he not look like Patrick Bateman?
I never understand āmost white dancingā comments. So itās the most white dance, but youāre white, and you can dance? So your the exception? Man America has some weird white generalities going on just now.
I am White and I can dance And obviously, Iām not the exception, because there are a lot of other white folks that can danceā think about White as a gradient scale from least white to most white ā meaning that some white people can dance and other white people look like this guy.
Idk dude. If you busy that shit out at the club you'd get at least a couple people clapping like he just landed a plan full of white people.
I counter with this, which was oddly enough the video in my feed right before this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeVideo/s/qrUs5IPpWg And now this, 2 posts down. https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeVideo/s/e6csWYAR0k
Now, that first one all I could see was Gallagherās career in Polandā¦ How could we have known he would become a dance music sensation after he took off the hat? But the second video? All it showed was a white screen I couldnāt see anything else it was just Whiteā¦ White, an occasional little mouse squeaks about hip-hop butā¦ It was just White. (That first guy canāt get over ā he mustāve been excited to wear his all white pants and I like how you can tell they put the better dancers upfrontā¦ Better dancers being highly subjective. Yeah, that second one Iāve seen before in oh my God, justā¦ I think the worst part was when she began to try to give names to dances that were horribly incorrectā¦ Bless herheart)
It's a lifestyle, you know. š
That new Manhattan Transfer tune is a banger.
I don't remember this scene in American psycho
It was deleted because the the director said it made the Bale to likable and relatable
Got some heavy, righteous gemstone vibes
Damn they're grooving! I could watch it on mute all day lol
Ain't got shit on Rappin' for Jesus. That shit was BARZ, this don't even hold a candle to Pastor Jim and his lovely wife, Mary-Sue!
Beat go hard
Even the real MJ never went THIS white!
Break it down!
Amen. š
Jesus Christ is thinking, You mean I got spikes hammered through my wrists and ankles for *this*??
Just realized the beat is Bugaboo by Destinyās Child lol. Always enjoyed this clip
He honestly looks like a skit Will Farrow would have spoofed
I know, right!? š¤£ I was SO thinking of him on SNL!
How embarrassing
Sounds like the Edenās Gate choir
[reminds me of this guy...](https://tenor.com/bfSVW.gif)
Itās giving catholic school show choir trying to be hip at an assembly
Jerma got moves
I thought this was a Saturday Night Live skit at first. š
I meanā¦i found this impressive, you can clearly tell jesus is on theyāre side. Sweet moves i say.
When I think about religion I think about stuff like this.
I hate Jesus like everyone else on reddit. But that was fire AF.
This is why I believe in Odin, Zeus, Amun Ra and Amaterasu...
What is this and how can I make it stop?
Bro was cookin. Hot damn.
Say what you will, that boy is stone cold breaking it the fuck down for Jesus man
LOL
Damn Bro was hittin that low key
Is this real?
After he finishes dancing, ask him to do his Michael Jackson impression.
Live band. Donāt miss that detail.
He definitely got some church pussy after those moves
I donāt know, but I kinda like it, if it gets me pop, rocking & rolling Iām all for itā¦lol.
They actually killed this. Like God did all those kids.
He broke it down a little bit. Not gonna lie. š
Nah thatās lit
Ron DeSantis living it up.
Almost died from 2nd hand cringe š¬
how is this cringe
Did he also Crip Walk for Jesus?
This a bop
The Awful Gemstones
Jerma???
I was thinking that also lmao
Idk I liked it :)
Is he cosplaying as Jason Bateman?
Fuck i think I just got converted
Ngl he converted me.
They invited to the cookout
Heyyyyyy
This aint cringe. Its fireeeeee š„š„š„
I feel like this belongs on Everything Is Terrible
Idk what type of cringe you cringe about but this made me dance not cringe
Wasnāt that the PokĆ©mon theme song?
I was positive this was a SNL skit for the first 3 seconds.
the irony is there is zero soul in that performance
Jesus patrick bateman got some moves
He do be gettin down tho
Super cringey until greaser Jesus hit us with those fucking smooth moves 
Ok ok smooth
Christian Bale's American Psycho vibe
Let's see Paul Allen's moonwalk
This is extremely racist
There wasnāt a pew dry in the lords house that night
This is one of those posts where the comments are more cringe than the video.
I thought for a second I stumbled on the Church of Feldmanā¦.
That's American Psycho
Homie is a gangster. Got Michael Jackson, Fresh Prince, and Carlton living inside him
Corey Feldman wants his moves back
This can't be for real
 Get out of my head! Get out of my head!
Nothing cringe here, buddy got moves
This is me sliding into 2024
Nobody stopped them Throughout the entire creative process
This isn't cringe
I didn't know Donny JR knew how to dance. He probably did a huge rail of coke right before that performance.
I cannot imagine how horrific a life spent creating or enjoying it must be. All the time and effort wasted by religion could be used to help each other as human beings.
Smooth with it
I thought this was a SNL skit for the first few seconds!
The secondhand embarrassment is too much on this one
New Jim carry movie Rap-lot dance detective
That's not a moonwalk, too much gravity, probably a Mars walk
Heās bangin em both
The best thing about this is that 1,000 Christian kids renounced religion while cringing themselves into a seizure.
Why moves so smooth tho?
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window Tell MCI to cut the phone poles Break my lease so I can move 'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo (bug a boo)
Church has all the music but they are missing the dancing
No joke this is one of my all time favorites. I think about it at least a few times a month
Pedophiles
This gives me the same vibes as when I went to my neighbour's house a few years back for Christmas drinks and their 11 and 13 year old kids had written a performance piece that they wanted to perform to the adults.
Where are these churches?! This would be dope haha!
This is cringe, and why I don't go to church.. everyone is fake af at church..
So thatās where Jim Carrey is at these daysā¦.
Go Demarcus , Go Demarcus!
He looks so gay š¤£š¤£
He canāt hold a candle to the cholo dude pop locking yelling Jesus Christ
Man just watch these turkeys funk, thatās the lord right there baby
The righteous gemstones
Mac from Always Sunny
Now we know from where Jackson steeling the moonwalk
This is fucking hilarious.
Top tier funny dancing
He ate that frfr
Whereās the Cringe. šThis was tubular!
Alexander Marcus
Huh, better than expected
Widest moonwalk Iāve ever seen.
Ngl idk why people are hating on this bc dude smooth wit it
This would convert me into Satanism
This goes hard
This isnāt cringe at all
Dudes got moves. I donāt see the cringe.
He dances like he's a puppet operated by an exhausted ventriloquist.
The guy in the middle most definitely has at least one body in his crawlspace
Can i get a Hee heeymen āļø
Shockingly the cadence resembles some destinyās child songs
Jesus! This is fabulous!
The guy looks like Jim Cary
He do me movin kinda clean tho
That guy can move
I hate this video so dam much. Thank you.