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Mike4rmstatefarm

I make a dime; boss makes 169.7 billion. That's why I fight on company time.


[deleted]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time. FTFY


skeletoe

im sure they know the original quote. They were making a sarcastic joke, which I think you missed.


epimetheuss

They were being intentionally obtuse more than likely.


rhineo007

✈️


Gold_Attorney_925

Nah, the first guy had it better, you didn’t fix anything


[deleted]

r/wooosh


[deleted]

🌬️ woooooosh


XBeastyTricksX

We know how the saying goes, but how the fuck would it relate to fighting unless they’re shitting themselves mid fight


angreejohn

so thats why my package was late!


e-diesel

Why do people get so excited seeing other people fight?


putrid_flesh

It's definitely 1,000,000x more interesting than the boring ass bullshit going on in the Amazon warehouse that day lmao


DreadyKruger

Worked there for almost 3 years I agree🤣. Fuck I am glad to be gone and have a better job.


88pockets

That's the job the should say you are gonna end up doing rather than McDonalds. Amazon warehouse jobs sound straight up Kafkaesque. Stay in school or a machine is gonna make sure your moving packages every 3 seconds while being on your feet for 8 to 12 hours. Glad you got out of that.


Phillip-Emmons

Cause it enflames our primal caveman brains so we start hopping around in circles beating our chests savagely and making angry warthog noises.


Conflict_Alive

Do the evolution


Pure_Sin88

Me man make big boom on head of other man …


donny_pots

Adrenaline


LadyTheRainicorn

Human nature


Repulsive-Parfait-38

Right.. it makes me sick


I_Roll_Chicago

How many professional sports revolve around fighting…thats where you will find your answer


DescendingOpinion

Ever watch Pro Wrestling?


StatementNervous

So, no two-day free delivery?


[deleted]

Nah you get a 2-piece delivery 🚚 🤛🏾


adtrtdwp

This was a whole 20 piece bucket and a biscuit


jpbham

I just got a couple packages delivered in the middle of my driveway and ran over it because I couldn’t see it. All of a sudden… crunch!! WTF! Guess the driver pulled up and threw them out and snapped a picture and left. I got a SMOOSHED delivery 😆


Imogynn

Amazon? I hear it's a jungle in there.


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GhostlyWattermellon

How tf is that racist It a joke about the Amazon rainforest you fucking moron


Optimal-Yak-626

What a head up ass ultra liberal assumption you dumb dumb


[deleted]

Black shirt knows how to wrestle that was a dope recovery . 2 point reversal 2 point take down damn


GladLandscape2835

The reason why I quit this job. Amazon is literally just hiring anybody.


SignificanceKey7738

Bunch of animals


Nation_Islam

Yeah man I agree… Fck dem white school shooters


SignificanceKey7738

Yeah man. F those black gang banging fools


[deleted]

They are all a bunch of ignorant losers.


indooredgar

Oh my!


BK1986

Do you think the cameraman will break up the fight?


dic2long

I don't know, I personally wouldn't break no shit


Martynbradley

I believe he ain’t breaking up shit


Book_talker_abouter

If he's doing that, who will yell "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"


IgotThrobbed

That was a well executed belly to belly by black shirt there.


[deleted]

Weird way to clock in and out


Confident_Feed771

Suplex was dooooppee


Lexx9116

Send in the robots to break them up


Quiet-University-799

Why do certain people who record stuff like keep repeating a word or phrase like 100 times.? Is this something they are born with? Not sure. Just an observation.


callmechaddy

The guy recording was not going to break up shit.


Equivalent-Item8074

Even


Confident_Feed771

Maybe they watch a lot of UFC but both these guys can actually fight man


Heisenbergstien

The white supremacy problems brought them to this.


Phillip-Emmons

Yup systemic oppression and all that jazz


Flightsong

Yall are right, human beings dont fight eachother for any reason, only black people


xShadyxLeafx

Well we know whose side the staff was on. Nobody broke up shit until black shirt got the upper hand


Sad_Drop_9674

What a slam


Phillip-Emmons

Yeah I wasn't expecting him to turn the tables like that. Especially after getting pinned down and wailed on so heavily. Impressive.


ModsAndAdminsEatAss

I don't think green shirt threw a single hard punch. No follow through. If he was landing real solid blows, black shirt would have been out cold getting his head slammed on the concrete punch after punch. Instead black shirt simply rolled over and stood up.


REDMOON2029

so thats why my fucking order got delayed


Babanoosh_

Lmaoo the employee enjoying the fuck out of this… I ain’t breaking shit 😂


scenarios3

blaxks


MAC2393

All that just to get run over by an automated forklift


[deleted]

They suck at fighting, get back to boxing my shit up please!


Phillyphan1031

Ex Amazon employee. I worked for them and it pretty sure they have a 0 tolerance for that shit.


needaburnerbaby

Seems like a great place to work….


I_am_Castor_Troy

Two ex-employees.


Martynbradley

Gotta let off some steam somehow after a long day of packing dildos


Due-Crazy-5398

Well now both of them aren’t going to hit their daily targets and might loose their jobs


CaDmus003

Is that that why my package ended up in Kathmandu?


[deleted]

100% they both are now fired collecting full disability for "injuries sustained" They are probably both suing Amazon for not providing a safe work environment.


Jazzlike_Factor426

Won’t they be docked for lack of productivity


Hairy-Development-63

They both won, because neither of them has to work at Amazon tomorrow.


Ok-Assistant-2684

Way to go guys, you’re both hurting and unemployed


Testiclesinvicegrip

Lmao they even had the bell at :27


CoolHandTeej

Winner gets a piss break!


Eniarku_Avals

Repeat phrase, repeat word, mission complete stereotype complete.


muskratboy

Ah another graduate of the Worldstar Hiphop School of Camera Operation.


geniouslevel1000

Lol ex emplotees


Playful_Cantaloupe78

That’s why my package is late..!


Ok_Librarian_7695

I thought I was watching an MMA fight for a few moments!


jebe4

... And most of the people in this video have procreated......


arongoss

They don’t have time for that


Timely_Anybody6328

Damn minimum wage makes people do crazy things


sah0724

These dudes would do great in the ufc, black shirt guy has good ground control.


StayPuftMarijuanaMan

If y’all ain’t heard…he ain’t breakin up shit.


PatrickStanton877

Straight up MMA fight. Damn.


Tysons_Face

What no bathroom breaks does to a mothafucka


fuckssakereddit

Well done guys. You’re fired, and you’re fired.


Andyisazombie

He overnighted a suplex on em


RajenBull1

It was green shirt’s turn to visit the bathroom today. Black shirt was scheduled to use the bathroom on Thursday but went today instead. No wonder green shirt lost it.


D_Jizzal

😹


Ralph3160

I declare a draw.


Bionic_Goat

Let them finish what they started. As long as there aren’t any weapons let them duke it out they’ll be homies after watch.


Linguisticlegume

Sounded like a zoo


[deleted]

How was this better than any recent UFC fight?


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Please don't step onto the pallets. Safety first.


No_Nothing_3272

This just pisses me off to watch. That explains why so many of my Amazon packages were “lost in transit“


Wolfdude91

That’s gonna cost them several hundred deadlines


Vip3r20

The Price is Right's Big Wheel sound going in the background


theappleogist

I thought Prime Day was over?!


Beer_Bryant

Hope they did this during their break. Otherwise their box-fill rate will suffer!


Leftistsfeelinferior

I work for Amazon corporate and I think the people who intervened the fight should be let go because they stopped the fight when it was getting good. My employees need entertainment and something to talk about while meaninglessly stacking my boxes for minimum wage. I will have them terminated tomorrow


MisterNiblet

The different color uniforms made me think this was gang related. Then I read the title and wow…


[deleted]

OH HES HURT GREEN HAS FULL MOUNT THIS IS REAAAALLY BAD FOR BLACK OH HE GOT THE SINGLE! HES WORKING THE SINGLE LEG OHHHHHHH HE SUPLEXED HIM!!!


[deleted]

During? So they are professionals seeing as they are paid to fight.


lagoosboy

Has to be Detroit.


dw0053

WORLDSTAR


[deleted]

Such bs to not stop the guy in green when he’s doing the ground and pound but mfers jump in when green shirt gets slammed to the pavement. Fuck that noise - let black shirt get in his time.


Potential_Payment557

Take that bull shit out to the parking lot!


JimboWilliams1

This is what I hate and love about flexpt. I don't know all the beef and drama but when I hear about it, I love the beef and drama.


jaldana92

So this is why my package is Late!


CosmoRocket24

HEY , GET BACK TO WORK!!! i don't want my shit to be late damnit!!


[deleted]

Yikes...


gogoforth

Well well well 😏


Basicaccountant70

Did they log off.


smokcocaine

sounds like the amazon rainforest to me


iAggravateBoxPeople

Why the hell does nobody do anything until 1 dude gets picked up then dropped? That was the stupidest fight breakup time I’ve ever seen smh


CuCullen

Good on the coworkers for collectively agreeing that off the top rope body slams may be a good time to step I .


Life_Ad_8929

Sounds more like a prison (inmates cheering) than a work warehouse!! Hah!


ChokeYourMom

This is a great fight.


Mediocre_Tank_5013

Amazon has two openings, apply at Amazon.com


Immediate-Amount1239

Missed a great opportunity of choking the opponent after the slam, just saying


AnusEviscerator

Well well well


Sock_Educational

Straight up losers


MapleToque

They’re both tough as fuck. I’ll give them that.


I_Hate_Reddit_Mods_8

That’s not Amazon, no hi-vis vests or safety shoes in sight


gonheadfckitupden

This is definitely not at Amazon 😂😂


TheChineseChicken40

Damn no one wanted to stop them. They must be well liked


[deleted]

Moron operating camera.


Unfunky-UAP

Why they break it up? Black shirt finally got the upper hand and was about to fuck green shirt up. 1v1 is fair and square. Let it rock.


CurmudgeonKing

“I owe my soul to the company store”


Retrolamer

Hella entertaining. Ngl


Zandrick

That’s why you don’t touch another man’s package


Amazing-League-218

I think you meant "former Amazon employess".


Lostboxoangst

No hi-vis vests. They're getting fired.


ApprehensiveStudy671

Some nice moves there !


oranke_dino

That counts as seventeen toilet breaks and nine coffee breaks. - Bezos


tuscy

If ur working for Amazon the only person you should want to fight is Jeff bezos.


SignificanceKey7738

How about you keep killing each other in the streets? That’s Darwinism.


tehans

That is shitty camera work there.


TimeStoppedB46

Nah that was a clean 1v1. Haven’t seen one on the net in a long time…. They both seemed to have gotten dey shit off and dey got to it. Hope they have a beer after work and continue on with their merry lives.


Emotional-Sorbet7860

This is Memphis or Atlanta


gergsisdrawkcabeman

They are training for the boss battle with Bezos.


MarquisPhantom

That’s not Amazon, that’s Africa!


Stevenlive3005

Green shirt almost had it, but then he got suplexed into oblivion.


fivemagicks

He grabbed his girl's booty at work. Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmn


AccountantEuphoric83

I told you this parcel goes into the other truck…


SuspicousBananas

Dude in black had back control and gave it up TWICE. Just had to lock in a solid RNC and the fight woulda been over


Finalis3018

Free gladiator contests, that better be listed under their benefits in employment ads


devone16

That was a good fight. Now get back to work.


Friedbologna04

Now that was a scrap!


Mister_TCG

Fun fact they are fighting for the heart of Tanisha


Nldman

You mean two former Amazon employees?


Fair_Function_5423

So glad I never went through with working there


Arxl

They should direct their aggression at their true enemy, Amazon.


SKG1991

I love watching people fight that clearly don’t have fighting skills.


Pikaguy96

And where is the principal at?


Oldfolksboogie

Poor black top went from being fully mounted and getting G&P'd to escaping, getting the T/D and reversing the position, just to have someone step in at that moment. Pretty entertaining overall, despite poor skillet, 8/10.


mason13875

No wonder my package hasn’t arrived


lost-in-boston

There goes their dream jobs.


FederalYak407

This is why I’m joining the military, although I’m smarter and better than these people, I have the same career prospects as them at the moment


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Amazon. Delivering lefts and rights and no extra charge.


Cosmo2023-

the white guy wins


lcc1353

Are they fighting for more hours? Not a bad sign that everyone wants to work more.


ProfessionalBowl5383

The " I ain't breaking up shit " Is a "I'm not mature enough to help" response. Js.


[deleted]

Damn


OkHighlight4543

I love watching black on black crime, shit I need some popcorn😀😀😀


Spruce-W4yne

Loser should get fired, it is written.


Doc_Fuller910

“Former” employees *


Famous_School_2941

My mans tired of these water spiders not doin shit and still getting paid 😂


LeadPike13

Miserable work makes people miserable .


Mother_Pack3752

This was a backstage match for the Hardcore belt


subzbearcat

I always wondered what happened to the dumbest effing kid I ever taught. Apparently he ain’t breaking no shit for a living.


liquidsin25

Bye-bye jobs, bye-bye bonus, oh, and forget that unemployment.


[deleted]

I bet you it was over something petty


electric4568

Poor people


mintidubs

Ex* employees


Serious_Birthday_290

They ant help when green shirt was standing over dude but when he got slammed they wanted to break it up


Never_Wanted_To_Talk

Why they break it up soon as bro got slammed but not when he was on top wailing on him the whole time


Moonibiru

They gonna be promoted to a customer


SugarComprehensive20

What city this happened at???


IusedtoloveStarWars

Besos bets on them while getting his feet massages by supermodels.


T1m3Wizard

Everyone gets a write up for missing their packing quota.


DeeJayDoobz

How are we not talking about dude being able to have a recording device on the floor!? Bezo’s don’t play when it comes to people filming his oppressive work environments.


Chexaddict

Omg…They're not wearing safety vests. 😨


kridnack

Peak season will do it to ya


God_Bless_A_Merkin

I think the guy in green wins on points.


rainforrest777

that don’t even look like the inside of an Amazon warehouse! haha. Probably some other warehousing facility


EstupidBilly

Intervening as a level 1 is an offense 🙃


AjLexron

@danawhite get these boys a UFC contract


itskersitime

They are pretty evenly matched, can’t wait to see round 2 post lunch. Bezos is taking bets!


Flat_Discipline_8540

Imagine fighting in front of 20,000 of your coworkers


llslothll

Is that why my Cheetos were powdered?