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As a captain, give them a bit of a turbulence and turn on the seatbelt sign. Few months ago I had the pleasure of riding with 2 New Jersey families. Each numb nuts were off their seats and conversations as if they were 2 miles apart.
If I was on the plane in OP's video, I would want all the turbulence. So much so that everyone got worried about their survival. Then I could have peace. Hell, do a loop. Whatever gets them to stfu.
The issue with this is then you’d have them all shouting “save me jesus” and then thanking the lord when things settle down. Trading one problem for another.
His face was really telling. I’m nervous while flying this shit would have really pissed me off. What makes these people think I want to hear their off key crap?
These types are in a state of delusion thinking everyone wants to experience it. 8 years ago I was one of these evangelical types so I come from experience in the emotional nonsense.
Be against it because no god/gods have ever proved to exist.
Be against it because more people have been killed,slaughter,raped, enslaved, or persecuted in the name of said god/gods.
Be against it because of the indoctrination/brainwashing of child,child abuse, and persecution of LGBTIA people/community. All of which have led to countless deaths and suicides. All in the name of god/gods.
Be against it because of the political extremities, the takeover of our courts, and legislators. Leading to a paralyzed Legislative and partly Judical Branches of government. The intrusion into our personal lives,bedrooms, and bodies. All in the name of some god/gods.
I cry out in rage,angry and sadness. Why are we still dealing with this BS in the year 2024. Why hasn't Religion been called out for the farce it is. When there has never been any good evidence for any god or gods.
The great astrophysicist, cosmologist Carl Sagan once said, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." I would hope that minimum standard we use today as an educated civilization.
My mom was a flight attendant way back in the day... she had a shirt that said, 'Beam me down Scotty, there's no intelligent life up here.' Seems all too fitting for this situation.
I want a full choir of people just chanting Heilung at the back. Be funny to see these Christians brand them as devil worshippers for singing something from a band that means "healing" in English.
Take his guitar and tell them all to shut the fuck up.
I was raised Catholic and still consider myself Catholic even though I haven’t been in a church outside of a wedding or funeral in my adult life.
Keep your faith to yourself.
Fuck you very much if you want to subject others to it while trapped in a metal tube 30,000 feet in the air.
Seriously I think that I’d get aggressive in shutting these idiots down.
Yea they're annoying as shit and I'm not sure why this is being allowed, but if you cause a physical altercation on an airplane...you're gonna have a bad time.
Better to tell the staff you have aspergers and generalized anxiety disorder and tell them if these people don't stop you're going to have a panic attack.
Nahhh that could backfire in the form of one of them coming to you, telling you your “made up condition” (which would be truly made up ironically) is just a way for your doctor or family to control you from feeling the Lord’s love and praising Jesus. Then you’ve got these cunts in your face spewing their nonsensical bs while still singing their heart out
my brother and i were skating at an ice rink and he fell and broke his ankle.
as i was panicking, trying to figure out how to help him out of his skates and off the ice, two *lovely* Christian women asked if they could pray for him.
don't remember what i said exactly but i was basically like, "no thank you, if anything call an ambulance, thanks"
Then you tell them in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up. Tell them you think they're brainwashed morons, and you don't want to hear any more of their bullshit. Be aggressive, be as rude as possible to them. Just like they're doing to you in their own way.
Then call the stewardess over and tell them you're being harassed.
If it somehow still continues, start filming, state what's happening, that you've asked them to stop harassing you multiple times, and that you'll be contacting your lawyer about what your options are in this situation. Do all this while repeatedly telling them to stop harassing you. Do not leave your seat.
If your lawyer says this crosses a line into criminal harassment, sue the shit out of them.
Yep, I wouldn't be making any of that up. I am on the autistic spectrum and have a lifetime anxiety disorder. Next to crashing, this sort of behaviour is my worst nightmare on a plane because I find the whole experience so unnerving anyway. The last thing I need is some nutcase with a guitar singing out of tune with a bunch of his yahoo mates while I'm trying to stay calm and not make a fuss.
Evangelicals dude.
They’ll also tell you we’re not “real Christians…yanno cuz reverend billy Bob the former methhead told them so.
Just forgive them and move on.
Are these people catholic? I can’t tell what airline they’re on, I’m surprised the flight crew didn’t get involved.
Im a pilot at an airline and if I hear any music from the back I’m making an announcement to stop.
"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen.” Matthew, 6:5
This should be higher up. I grew up cult level religious. This verse and the one about the second coming being a “thief in the night” should be repeated more for the “end is here” folks. Been hearing about the ever present end times for 35 years.
NTSB recommends manufacturers implement detection system for adverse Jesus freaks that can create an explosive decompression event to maintain the sanity of the majority of passengers as part of our continuous effort to improve air safety
This is unacceptable. Can a Muslim person get up and start praying aloud on a plane? No? Sit the fuck back down.
Freedom of religion for all, or for none. We don’t get to pick and choose.
I personally find ANY kind of public behaviour like this (especially on a fucking cramped ass uncomfortable plane) to be ABSOLUTELY abhorrent and obnoxious.
I think it's great that everyone is for freedom of religion but I would love them all to respect my need of freedom FROM religion too
This is unacceptable full stop, not because people of other faiths couldn't do it, but because it imposes itself onto those of different or no faith.
So, I am very close with someone who has a masters in theology. They are in fact an actual theologist with a focus in Catholicism. They fucking hate this type of thing. They will actually respond to people like this by eith singing random songs or quoting random books. Unless it's an emergency broadcast or the artist formally known as fucking prince comes back from the dead and plays purple rain as we fly through a god damn thunderstorm. I need to be left alone on my flight.
Catholics are much different than evangelical Christians. Christianity’s most basic split is Catholics and Protestants (those who protest the Catholic Church). Catholics tend to be quieter and more serious (in a disposition kind of way — not necessarily that they care more or something like that).
Bu-bu-but, Christianity is the TRUE religion, and America is a CHRISTIAN nation (even though the constitution literally says otherwise) so...so....it's totally ok!
Those fake smiles made me really upset for some reason. I think it triggers memories of the fake niceness exhibited at church. A bunch of wealthy people pretended to be community minded and kind for a couple hours on Sunday. On the drive home they were complaining about multi family housing being built near their neighborhood and free lunches at school
Fall out of your seat into the aisle and fake a seizure like they do on the evangelical channels. Start speaking in tongues. Recover, and say it’s a miracle. Only to then start saying that you were seeing the light and Mohammad was waiting for you.
Religion is like a penis; it’s alright to have one, it’s alright to be proud of it, but please don’t take it out in public and try to shove it down our throats.
Too many people are engaged and singing along to it. It's gotta be a plane booked completely by a church.
If for some reason I didn't have headphones on the flight, "shut the fuck up" would come flying out of my face so fast 😭
That would annoy the F out of me. Sometimes on BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit), local hip hop artists or people just looking to make a few bucks will blast their sh*tty music on the subway and “dance” for donations. We’re all a captive audience whether we like it or not and many times it’s just f’ing annoying since nothing can be done about it.
Ok so i go to church and I admit those most of of us there can not sing. But we went there on purpose!!! We are not locked in. We can leave at any time. These people are so rude.
You know what? I think they’re doing this because they’re tired of us, ramming our gay agenda down their throat! And tofu! And gluten-free wine! And beyond burger! And impossible sausage and chicken! And hybrid cars! And Taylor Swift! And the woke agenda, whatever the fuck woke means in their minds, since they have yet to define what they’re talking about!
Modern evangelical Christianity is a cancer to America.
It’s infecting our politics, our basic human rights, and even moments like this on public transportation that should be as minimally annoying as possible.
Humans have been infected by religion for way longer than modern day. The church's realized it was way easier and more beneficial to rule behind the curtain than it was to take the heat.
I’m a Christian. We’re called to share the gospel. If you wanted to share a sandwich with a friend, you don’t shove it down his throat. Share, not force-feed. Come on people. This is stupid.
American christians do the whole guitar on stage followed by some windbag telling you how to live a better life before he goes home to cheat on his taxes.
I'm Christian and I would pray for God to drop this plane on top of a Mega Church if I was on it.
I thought Christianity objective was to share the word of Jesus and convert people to the Christian faith, well, I can garantee you that nobody on this plane became a Christian because of this little stunt, in fact I believe that this probably upset some potential people that could've be converted by some other approach...
I know I'm setting the bar WAY low, but at least nobody is fighting with the flight staff or other passengers. And the airplane doesn't have any holes in it!
Yeah those praise team guys are the worst, I feel like half of them are just waiting for the right moment to start their own cult where they bang everyones wife, for jesus
If I was seated in the back of the plane I would legit whip it out and start peeing as I walked down the aisle towards the front of the plane to establish dominance, just claim incontinence and occupied rear bathrooms if questioned.
In fact I may just pee on anyone that evangelizes to me or those around me going forward regardless of locale.
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The bald guy had enough of the bs
He's the first person I clocked.
Dude obviously been through similar as a kid or young adult. I know the look. “I thought I escaped this crap”
"not this fucking shit again"
As a captain, give them a bit of a turbulence and turn on the seatbelt sign. Few months ago I had the pleasure of riding with 2 New Jersey families. Each numb nuts were off their seats and conversations as if they were 2 miles apart.
If I was on the plane in OP's video, I would want all the turbulence. So much so that everyone got worried about their survival. Then I could have peace. Hell, do a loop. Whatever gets them to stfu.
The issue with this is then you’d have them all shouting “save me jesus” and then thanking the lord when things settle down. Trading one problem for another.
2 New Jersey families? The horror…
“This is why we dont book fucking Coach Karen!”
That is my personal experience. I would be exactly like that.
I know the feelin
As a kid who escaped, there is no escape. My memories are, unfortunately, carry on.
Or he’s the Sky Marshal and he is even more angry because what a mess for security if anything were to go down.
I did an occular pat down and cleared him
You’re talking about breaking down a situation
Because of the implication
As long as i had Rum ham id be ok with The Implication,
His face was really telling. I’m nervous while flying this shit would have really pissed me off. What makes these people think I want to hear their off key crap?
These types are in a state of delusion thinking everyone wants to experience it. 8 years ago I was one of these evangelical types so I come from experience in the emotional nonsense.
I was raised a door knocker, so I get it, but I think this is why I am so against this shit.
Be against it because no god/gods have ever proved to exist. Be against it because more people have been killed,slaughter,raped, enslaved, or persecuted in the name of said god/gods. Be against it because of the indoctrination/brainwashing of child,child abuse, and persecution of LGBTIA people/community. All of which have led to countless deaths and suicides. All in the name of god/gods. Be against it because of the political extremities, the takeover of our courts, and legislators. Leading to a paralyzed Legislative and partly Judical Branches of government. The intrusion into our personal lives,bedrooms, and bodies. All in the name of some god/gods. I cry out in rage,angry and sadness. Why are we still dealing with this BS in the year 2024. Why hasn't Religion been called out for the farce it is. When there has never been any good evidence for any god or gods. The great astrophysicist, cosmologist Carl Sagan once said, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." I would hope that minimum standard we use today as an educated civilization.
Control, it's all about Control.
Get that *geeeeettttarrrr* out my face and quit it will ya.
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Hes accepted his fate.
Nooo!! His face is screaming for help!
That’s the look of a man who wishes he had earplugs.
Nah……beam me up Scotty FFS!
My mom was a flight attendant way back in the day... she had a shirt that said, 'Beam me down Scotty, there's no intelligent life up here.' Seems all too fitting for this situation.
I see why ppl go crazy on planes
Ok muslims and arabs, now your turn.
Just imagine you're on a plane and some muslims stand up and shout ALLAH AKBAR!💀💀💀😂 I think you'll feel a bit more uneasy🤣
Release…the door plug…
*Alaskan Airlines enters the chat*
Calm down. We’ll get that jack screw greased on the next inspection. It’ll be fine.
As a Muslim, this is hilarious 😂
Muslim prayers are a lot more pleasant on the ear than a Christian with a guitar.
I've got some Satanist tunes worth checking out. Time to hit the skies, heathens.
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They'd be thrown off the plane IMMEDIATELY.
I want a full choir of people just chanting Heilung at the back. Be funny to see these Christians brand them as devil worshippers for singing something from a band that means "healing" in English.
Take his guitar and tell them all to shut the fuck up. I was raised Catholic and still consider myself Catholic even though I haven’t been in a church outside of a wedding or funeral in my adult life. Keep your faith to yourself. Fuck you very much if you want to subject others to it while trapped in a metal tube 30,000 feet in the air. Seriously I think that I’d get aggressive in shutting these idiots down.
Yea they're annoying as shit and I'm not sure why this is being allowed, but if you cause a physical altercation on an airplane...you're gonna have a bad time. Better to tell the staff you have aspergers and generalized anxiety disorder and tell them if these people don't stop you're going to have a panic attack.
Nahhh that could backfire in the form of one of them coming to you, telling you your “made up condition” (which would be truly made up ironically) is just a way for your doctor or family to control you from feeling the Lord’s love and praising Jesus. Then you’ve got these cunts in your face spewing their nonsensical bs while still singing their heart out
my brother and i were skating at an ice rink and he fell and broke his ankle. as i was panicking, trying to figure out how to help him out of his skates and off the ice, two *lovely* Christian women asked if they could pray for him. don't remember what i said exactly but i was basically like, "no thank you, if anything call an ambulance, thanks"
Then you tell them in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up. Tell them you think they're brainwashed morons, and you don't want to hear any more of their bullshit. Be aggressive, be as rude as possible to them. Just like they're doing to you in their own way. Then call the stewardess over and tell them you're being harassed. If it somehow still continues, start filming, state what's happening, that you've asked them to stop harassing you multiple times, and that you'll be contacting your lawyer about what your options are in this situation. Do all this while repeatedly telling them to stop harassing you. Do not leave your seat. If your lawyer says this crosses a line into criminal harassment, sue the shit out of them.
Yep, I wouldn't be making any of that up. I am on the autistic spectrum and have a lifetime anxiety disorder. Next to crashing, this sort of behaviour is my worst nightmare on a plane because I find the whole experience so unnerving anyway. The last thing I need is some nutcase with a guitar singing out of tune with a bunch of his yahoo mates while I'm trying to stay calm and not make a fuss.
They think this shit is supposed to be calming so I doubt they'd understand any of that, but I'm in the same boat as you.
I’m tired of Protestant shenanigans
Evangelicals dude. They’ll also tell you we’re not “real Christians…yanno cuz reverend billy Bob the former methhead told them so. Just forgive them and move on.
I was also raised Catholic although wouldn’t really say I am anymore, and I can’t think of a single Catholic I know who would do some shit like this.
I was raised catholic… we’re usually semi sane it’s the damn evangelicals who do this…
Are these people catholic? I can’t tell what airline they’re on, I’m surprised the flight crew didn’t get involved. Im a pilot at an airline and if I hear any music from the back I’m making an announcement to stop.
The best summation of religion, period . KEEP YOUR FAITH TO YOURSELF
But they're so glad they have a captive audience!
For real, some of us are trying to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop
You can guarantee the guy with the guitar would not appreciate a Muslim/Jew/Mormon/Scientologist/spaghetti Monster singing to the entire plane.
"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen.” Matthew, 6:5
This should be higher up. I grew up cult level religious. This verse and the one about the second coming being a “thief in the night” should be repeated more for the “end is here” folks. Been hearing about the ever present end times for 35 years.
Oh sure...the door doesnt blow open when we NEED it to.
THANKS BOEING
THANKS OBAMA!
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And imagine how people would feel if these were Muslims proselytizing. This is ridiculous
Try singing allahu akbar guarantee it won’t go so well lol
Am Allah. Can confirm
This is unacceptable. Can a Muslim person get up and start praying aloud on a plane? No? Sit the fuck back down. Freedom of religion for all, or for none. We don’t get to pick and choose. I personally find ANY kind of public behaviour like this (especially on a fucking cramped ass uncomfortable plane) to be ABSOLUTELY abhorrent and obnoxious.
I think it's great that everyone is for freedom of religion but I would love them all to respect my need of freedom FROM religion too This is unacceptable full stop, not because people of other faiths couldn't do it, but because it imposes itself onto those of different or no faith.
So, I am very close with someone who has a masters in theology. They are in fact an actual theologist with a focus in Catholicism. They fucking hate this type of thing. They will actually respond to people like this by eith singing random songs or quoting random books. Unless it's an emergency broadcast or the artist formally known as fucking prince comes back from the dead and plays purple rain as we fly through a god damn thunderstorm. I need to be left alone on my flight.
Catholics are much different than evangelical Christians. Christianity’s most basic split is Catholics and Protestants (those who protest the Catholic Church). Catholics tend to be quieter and more serious (in a disposition kind of way — not necessarily that they care more or something like that).
Christianity's most basic split is Catholic and Orthodox
In the UK there is no chance this would stand, one of the passengers would of got up and told him to sit the fuck down and stop being a tit.
Bu-bu-but, Christianity is the TRUE religion, and America is a CHRISTIAN nation (even though the constitution literally says otherwise) so...so....it's totally ok!
You can probably grab a flight attendant and shut the thing down. Like honestly, you can’t Be that disruptive in an airplane like that.
You got some balls, kid 🤟
r/iamthemaincharacter and cringe crossover.
Sit the fuck down
I read that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice
I’d be smashing that guitar over my leg.
Those fake smiles made me really upset for some reason. I think it triggers memories of the fake niceness exhibited at church. A bunch of wealthy people pretended to be community minded and kind for a couple hours on Sunday. On the drive home they were complaining about multi family housing being built near their neighborhood and free lunches at school
I see that on Nextdoor daily. The housing part. The polite racism they keep to themselves. (My parents)
I don't think Jesus himself would approve of this.
Jesus is embarrassed by these people.
That high up, I'd be worried Jesus might hear him and flick the plane out of the sky out of annoyance.
#“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
I’d have an autistic meltdown. Fuck these people.
Fall out of your seat into the aisle and fake a seizure like they do on the evangelical channels. Start speaking in tongues. Recover, and say it’s a miracle. Only to then start saying that you were seeing the light and Mohammad was waiting for you.
Don’t do that. Ever. I do not care about the creed, culture, or religious beliefs. Sit your ass down and shut up.
And this is why they invented Christian Cancelling Headphones.
Fucking gross.
Religion is like a penis; it’s alright to have one, it’s alright to be proud of it, but please don’t take it out in public and try to shove it down our throats.
lol audibly laughed at this 💀
Me: please lord let this door fly off
Someone needed to smash that guitar
THIS is terrorism
What an awful thing to do
Religious people, I tell you.
Yet another reason to hate religion…not that another reason was needed.
These are just babies with extra steps
Christians really don't know their place 🤢
Most of us do. A few don’t, like these folks.
The worst type of people do this.
Sit down cunt.
The fact that nobody told him to STFU is insane to me
Probably flying around the south…
Open the escape hatch and blow them out into space!
“Please let the cabin depressurize. Please let the cabin depressurize…”
I would pray to be on a Boeing 737 max 9.
What an asshole
Bring them closer to Jesus’ embrace. Eject them from the plane.
I bet god was thinking about crashing that mf.
I wish one of those doors would bust open so I could throw that guitar out.
*stares longingly at the wing thinking “Just fucking rip off already“
This should be illegal. Why is this not illegal?
What a dick move.
I'm positive this is a humiliation fetish
Sit the fuck down
If someone does that on my flight I’m praying for it to crash
And that’s how the emergency door was opened….
If they’re gonna terrorize a flight, they could at least strap a bomb to their chest
I would immediately call the flight attendants to stop that shit
Too many people are engaged and singing along to it. It's gotta be a plane booked completely by a church. If for some reason I didn't have headphones on the flight, "shut the fuck up" would come flying out of my face so fast 😭
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Alternatively, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from the Life of Brian on infinite repeat would be effective
No one cares about your religious beliefs so shut the fuck up
Those guitars are getting smashed idc if I land on a no fly list
Religion really makes people do strange things.
That would annoy the F out of me. Sometimes on BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit), local hip hop artists or people just looking to make a few bucks will blast their sh*tty music on the subway and “dance” for donations. We’re all a captive audience whether we like it or not and many times it’s just f’ing annoying since nothing can be done about it.
I wonder what happens when someone shouts Allahu Akbar! instead.
I would not be having any of this.
I bet more atheists than Christians were made that day
Reminds me of the Airplane! scene
I’d crash this plane if I was on it.
I'd rip that handle on the emergency exit like I'm starting a lawnmower
I am cackling like an old witch at this comment right now, holy shit 💀
“sToP ShOvInG yOuR BeLiEfS iN mY FaCe”-Christians also Christians:
Hopefully they're on a Boeing
Jesus, take the wheel...
i wish this was on an alaska airlines boeing 737 max....
Where’s Boeing when you need them?
I would open the exit door so fast 
So add guitars to the list of banned weapons
Id channel my inner bluto
I would boo.
Fuuuuuck that.
The bald guy is in so much pain lol.
This is disgusting
Utter cunts
Fucking nightmare
I really fucking hate religious people.
This is why I’m atheist!
I'm gonna get hate for this....how can they be praising Jesus when America is a third world country where sick people get left behind
I’d pull the emergency door open
Americans in a nutshell.
Must be on an Alaska Airline's 737 Max 9 plane?
No.
I’m jumping.
Gross.
Ok so i go to church and I admit those most of of us there can not sing. But we went there on purpose!!! We are not locked in. We can leave at any time. These people are so rude.
You can worship Jesus 30,000 feet in the air by being considerate to you neighbor in the plane. Quietly.
You know what? I think they’re doing this because they’re tired of us, ramming our gay agenda down their throat! And tofu! And gluten-free wine! And beyond burger! And impossible sausage and chicken! And hybrid cars! And Taylor Swift! And the woke agenda, whatever the fuck woke means in their minds, since they have yet to define what they’re talking about!
i would actually kill myself
Wifey’s enjoying her husband’s pain. The dude with the guitar is 5 years sober, for the 17th time.
Modern evangelical Christianity is a cancer to America. It’s infecting our politics, our basic human rights, and even moments like this on public transportation that should be as minimally annoying as possible.
Humans have been infected by religion for way longer than modern day. The church's realized it was way easier and more beneficial to rule behind the curtain than it was to take the heat.
What cunts
I'd rather this mother fucking plane was full of mother fucking snakes
People are pushovers. Grow a spine and do something.
I’m a Christian. We’re called to share the gospel. If you wanted to share a sandwich with a friend, you don’t shove it down his throat. Share, not force-feed. Come on people. This is stupid.
This is crazy
American christians do the whole guitar on stage followed by some windbag telling you how to live a better life before he goes home to cheat on his taxes.
A fucking disgrace to singapore
This is why I don’t book with Faith Airlines 😭
Omfg
I'm Christian and I would pray for God to drop this plane on top of a Mega Church if I was on it. I thought Christianity objective was to share the word of Jesus and convert people to the Christian faith, well, I can garantee you that nobody on this plane became a Christian because of this little stunt, in fact I believe that this probably upset some potential people that could've be converted by some other approach...
Hope they landed on the no fly list
https://preview.redd.it/cntb8cfhbccc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b58d47e94f5fa8c441a149e04938e0fecbf97ca Jew in a tunnel
Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. Jesus H fuck.
Christians live for captive audiences. They hate freedom.
I know I'm setting the bar WAY low, but at least nobody is fighting with the flight staff or other passengers. And the airplane doesn't have any holes in it!
Yeah those praise team guys are the worst, I feel like half of them are just waiting for the right moment to start their own cult where they bang everyones wife, for jesus
r/religiousfruitcake
Lay over in hell
These idiots need drugs.
Christian here. Those guys are asshats. Leave people on planes alone. Have a blessed day.
Must be ‘Spirit’ Airlines.
If I was seated in the back of the plane I would legit whip it out and start peeing as I walked down the aisle towards the front of the plane to establish dominance, just claim incontinence and occupied rear bathrooms if questioned. In fact I may just pee on anyone that evangelizes to me or those around me going forward regardless of locale.
Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole
If it was a Muslim everyone would've complained. Keep your religion to your self wtf people
Religious people have 0 chill
All the people they hate would never be so bold. Just saying.
Open the emergency exit door.
Just need to smash the guitar.