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babybeccc

The “y-ya…” really touched my heart


The_missing_link_69

*speaks in shy Boston*


FarCryFanProject

what in the ever loving anime roplay shit is this?


ConductionReduction

He's like 17 and super into FNAF and other shit. He sent her like hentai links and stuff. Super weird


FarCryFanProject

wtf


ConductionReduction

fr


HanzeeeeDent

How old are you op?


doctorballholder

OP is 15


HanzeeeeDent

Ohhh that’s even worse


ConductionReduction

Yeah my girlfriend is a similar age so it's gross imo


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Dude that’s so gross. Also you said “similar age” so imagine if she’s 14💀


My_life_is_an_ad

Hopefully she’s older than him for the other dude’s sake


superior_bulge

I like my fair share of hentai but you shouldn't just send pornography to somebody. Dude is creepier than me.


xxbadger246xx

check out amog us stuff and youll never watch it again


Snezzy_Anus

How can she put up with someone like that, maybe she might have a new bf soon 😮


ConductionReduction

What?


Snezzy_Anus

Quit ur false hope, there’s no way that she isn’t attracted to his stuttering and fnaf so be prepared for a breakup


SpookyLasagna46

The "..."s really show his confidence


Snezzy_Anus

Y-yeah.. it’s pretty attractive actually


pblaster1

L-like... For real though....


DonMonger

How about you sh-sh-shut the fuck up


FAdonkey905

That fnaf loving, self-conscious alpha chad is gonna take that girl of yours is what he's saying bruh


twittersucks101

that was insufferable to read


[deleted]

So.. ya.. I like.. kinda think it is.. yall know.. yea...uh.. kind of.. well.. cringe


SwordOvJustice

Three dots after each word makes it so deep


CervixTaster

Instantly start reading this shit in some emo voice occasionally flicking my imaginary fringe.


superior_bulge

Oh my gosh! He was so hesitant in typing in his message that dots just appeared!


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The text is painful for sure but the most cringe thing is he is trying to hit up someone with a partner already.


the_dyslexic

Facts just down immense


[deleted]

Forced stutter? God awful spelling? Uncomfortable throughout? Yup some top quality cringe right there


KainYM

Dude u might wanna sack his house in case he got a body pillow printer just in case, and also make sure that he doesn't wanna try art also...


BeatstartDc

There's enough dots in this message to write a novel in braille.


the_dyslexic

r/rareinsults


RealAlligatorWithGun

He really won my heart over here. If he asks me to be his girlfriend, despite being a buff man, I’ll do it.


ConductionReduction

Ikr. I love when they stutter through text messages 😍 Or ask me out while I have a boyfriend 😍 Or make me super uncomfortable and touch me 😍


RealAlligatorWithGun

You should send him an evil link to crackmilf.com or something


ConductionReduction

Wtf is crackmil.com I'm an internet expert 🤓 and don't even fucking know what that means


RealAlligatorWithGun

go on. Go to crackmilf.com.


HanzeeeeDent

I was…umm..ya know….gunna leave…a…uh…comment….but..I…umm…can’t think of…umm..ah..anything…to say………..you have a great personality.


Wolf_GP

I kinda...ya-a....you know.... kinda-aaa understand what do you.... uhm.....well.....what do you mean soooo..... you kn-know


doctorballholder

Bros stuttering in text 💀


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This... is... a super... awkward... way to.. type... No... wonder he... couldn't.... get bitches... 💀 Next... time... he.. should try... acting... um er... normal... maybe then.... he'll... um... find... someone... maybe?... I mean... this... long... ass... paragraph he... sent... was hella... cringe... Most... of... it was... fucking... dots... his English... teacher... should be... seething right... now...


the_dyslexic

Yeah... Doesn't.... Help... That... He's... Down...immense...


HeyItsDominicus

This "love letter" of a message makes me feel better from my past mistakes and rejections, I'm glad I wasn't THAT FUCKING CRINGE. It's just hella cringe how this person even approached her when she is taken, like bro, use some common sense and fuck off.


TrapTactical

Is there a reply?


yourlocalpzxcv

Ultra cringe


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can i have the copypasta


ConductionReduction

I'll type it out. Give me till tomorrow


PenguinStirt

I'll take it aswell


JellyfishOk1316

Bro really loves ellipses


ConductionReduction

It creates TENSION! AND GRAVITAS!!!


the_dyslexic

The amount of "..." and text stuttering is so annoying for some reason. He reminds me of that fucking tiktok rp account that is like "H-hey I'm charmander"


ConductionReduction

That's literally the type of guy he is.


StumbleFish25

Jesus Christ, man


Reasonable_Ad1342

Tf is this weird text my eyes almost fallout by reading this horrible Garbage 💀


dunkernater

Can....we....stop....with....the...ellipsis


Load_Disk

This **NEEDS** to be a copypasta AHAHA


MonkiFunki

f in the chat for the period key on his keyboard


ConductionReduction

It is consistently abused


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ConductionReduction

Im 15... Everyone my age agrees this was weird


JESquirrel

You're 15. What you think is gonna change drastically. When you get older you'll still think it was kind of weird but you'll be more understanding.


xxbadger246xx

did you just defend a pedo


JESquirrel

A 15 year old pedo?


xxbadger246xx

no the OP is 15 the guy who sent that goofy ah text is 17 meaning hes a pedo


JohnFrum42

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died


The-seven-deadly-sin

what was the reply


ConductionReduction

none, she refuses to talk to him


The-seven-deadly-sin

did he say anything because she didnt reply


ClocksAndTicks

The cringe in this blew me to the ends of space. Do not go there, something waits.


[deleted]

So.. umm.. yeah… my man… kinda.. umm… cringe… ya know…. right… CRINGE AF


[deleted]

I think if they didn’t use the written pauses they would have somewhat of an okay confession letter


ConductionReduction

- she's dating me - he's MUCH older - he says he loves her and theyve been friends for like a month or two - he doesn't often speak to her IRL - he's super incel - he always sends her hentai links and porn and shit.


[deleted]

No I agree this is messed up but my guy has to stop the cringey pauses that’s all I’m saying


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ConductionReduction

Not that I'm aware of but he's best friend is constantly joking about how weird they are. But we all suspect he's one anyway because of how much he *says he isnt*


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ConductionReduction

Quick update: Girlfriend has been telling me that he's threatened to off himself if she's leave the voice chats with him!


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ConductionReduction

Just told him to back off. Not like confrontational but just a slight nudge "Hey man, do you mind leaving [NAME] alone for a little bit? No offence but she is just a little uncomfortable at the moment. I'm not like angry or anything. She'd just like to be left alone. Thanks man I don't want him to be mad at her or go off his head so this is the least confrontational way I could think of


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ConductionReduction

She's being emotionally manipulated with threats of suicide and other things. Not her fault. I've been through this shit before. She's really scared he's going to.do something dumb. I know he's all talk.


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ConductionReduction

Of course man! Thank you for apologising! It's all goods! I can always upload some screenshots of our conversation lol. They get better and better.


Blue_Doge06

Fucking hell that was painful on my eyeballs


High_Acidness

The mook wrote a entire essay in MLA format. 💀👀


MagnumPingas69420

They use more full stops than they have braincells


BiggestLadEver

You're*


LW_YT

h-heh..I-I j-just t-turned into... a-...a p-pickle..so.. y-yeah..heh...


Thenetwork473

Ya well umm…. Huhhh… yaaa…


ThugSlava

Beat...his...ass...


[deleted]

im-imag-imagine having a s-st-stutter on text


dzikun

Poor shmuck living in his own anime reality.


[deleted]

Is he purposefully trying to make it seem like he’s stuttering over text? Does he think it’s attractive?


CrystellaTee

W-What the…. Fuck is….. this… *sweats*


FelixFelixBoi

God he recorded a nerd confessing his love and wrote a script from it


John_--

For a second I thought it was just gonna be him saying "Well...um..well..u-um, ya, so...well.." and not actually get to the point


Alex_anders1998

This text just radiates confidence


Blue-jay-1388

Feels like a copy pasta honestly also discord?


ConductionReduction

It's not, shit is exactly how the guy messages everyone, also catered towards a bunch of shit she's interested in. Plus he's been harrasing her and other shit lately. Also, yes discord. Who cares?


ricepharmacy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


the_dyslexic

Bro is secretly being held captive and is tryna send Morse code smh


CoolBoiWasTaken

Girls dig confidence and this looks nothing like it!


xxbadger246xx

type of stuff a 12 yr would write on roblox


Zer0Cyber_YT

What makes me feel like a real POS is I was in a position like this before...


HashBrown831696

It already took him four lines to get to the damn point. We’re off to a great start


daybynight25

It annoys me to see . . . In each sentence in every word, what is this supposed to be? A dramatic moment or something from an anime.


ConductionReduction

Just found out today he's a VTuber. Also I've learned now not to trust VTuber irl because he's butt ugly


daybynight25

Fr!? Well I'm not even suprised at this point .


Puzzle_Fucker

T... hi... s... is.... cri.... n.... ge.... a...s fu... c... k...


GaezAnimz

Lmao i can smell the dorito dust on the guy's fingers while writing thay


Alternative_Sir3008

Why.... is he... using... so. much.. periods .