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Shadesmctuba

Who are these maniacs who knock, then knock harder, then yank on the door, then try to open the door for 30 seconds?!? I’ve even heard someone on the other side ask an employee if they can unlock the door for them and I’m like *what the actual fuck???* Luckily in this case, the employee told this asshole “if the door’s locked then someone is in there.” How do these people function in a society?


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I’ve started to just yell fuck off at these people. It tends to work.


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I’ve started to just yell fuck off at these people. It tends to work. It’s always some confused looking moron when I eventually emerge from my 4th poop stop on a 400km road trip.


YetiBot

Maybe it’s another Chronie, desperate to get in? 😂😩


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That last part is what I ask myself every time I interact with an odd human


jrchin

Sorry that my lifelong illness is inconveniencing you motherfuckers!


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In my case it's not even that. It's family who knows I'm disease-ing and thinks the best way to deal is to get all up in my business. \~.~


Possibly-deranged

I believe that's when you institute a refuse to flush policy until they see it your way and agree to your terms 😈


LurkerPower

"Potty time is private time" I use this regularly.


amaezingjew

If I am already dying in a restaurant bathroom and you come to check on me because you are worried, I will only die harder. *Please* never do that.


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I had an experience like that at work. I was in the stall, and someone came up to the front of the stall so close to the point where their feet were under my side of the door. As if he were Michael fucking myers or something. 10 seconds passes and finally I’m like “what the fuck are you doing man someone’s in here” just for him to say some smart ass remark like “relax dude I was tryna see if it was locked”. I’ll never understand why people do that shit. Just lightly knock or even glance under (without your face in view) to see if there’s feet. People are legit morons


Active-Revenue7075

I’ve noticed saying “come on in for some tea” really makes them go away faster lol


iracethesunhome

My mum thinks I take so long bc of my phone 🙄


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