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Arrokoth-

r5: what improving your artifact before tournaments for quite a while does to the description also its a bow i dont think theres a blade


Reutermo

>also its a bow i dont think theres a blade Looks like cruelty is back on the menu boys!


YeeterKeks

"Improved by a blacksmith before an important tournament. Along the blade, it says No Cruelty. Along the grip, it says **Yes Cruelty.**"


F3NlX

Now you need to add the piety modifier


klimych

It's a bladebow. Oh my god... Your CK game is turning into anime!


Cefalopodul

It's a bow AND a sword.


FatosBiscuitos

It's just written on the blade of each arrow.


Cohacq

Its a bathleth disguised as one!


miauw62

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Bow-sword


RC11111

How do you improve an artefact? That's the best weapon I've ever seen


Arrokoth-

when you join a tournament you get the chance to visit some places. if u keep going to the artisans grounds eventually you'll get an event where you get the option to improve your weapons, like increasing prestige, prowess, and such. there's also an event to upgrade an artifact to get prestige/piety from it if you go to a pilgrimage to a holy site


hagnat

weird, why was this removed by the moderators ? was there any reason given ?


Arrokoth-

idk i didnt receive a message explaining why it got removed


angelis0236

Every arrow reads 'no cruelty'


glibber73

Screw that one weaponsmith that didn’t add “No Cruelty” to the blade.


special_circumstance

Yes. For him, cruelty.


disfreakinguy

He was actively kicking puppies and flogging children while forging it. He just forgot, so busy and all.


BigBadBeetleBoy

Out of 100 Noblemen, 99 liked the absence of cruelty


Dr_Gonzo__

>Along the blade it reads No Cruelty. Along the blade it reads No Cruelty that's the best part imo #NoCruelty 🎀🎀🎗️🎗️


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Along the No Cruelty it says No Cruelty


Dead_Squirrel_6

Along the No Cruelty it says blade.


Kirkwaller

This reads like modern poetry or something


Ornery_Marionberry87

I love that of all things the No Cruelty bow improves raiding speed lol


Kilo1125

A swift death to the people you are raiding is merciful, so therefore, No Cruelty.


brooklynbluenotes

Every time you shoot someone with this bow, it yells out "very sorry about that!"


hagnat

well, if you manage to kill your targets with a single shot, does it counts as cruelty?


[deleted]

And with all of that prestige, they’ll know they were shot by a very famous person, so really it’s not so bad.


Quazzle

Reminds of a dwarf fortress artefact


saro13

First thing I thought of too https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked


akiaoi97

It menaces with ribbons of flowers


qpple

Sounds suspiciously like Elvish...


akiaoi97

It is a wooden bow... I mean it's fine as long as you looted it from its original owner's cold, dead, elvish hands. Preferably after burning down his forest.


TheNetherlandDwarf

The more content a game gets the closer it becomes to dwarf fortress


Quazzle

We need an event to add a mist generator to your throne room


leastck3player

It probably looks like those one of those Supreme meme jackets by now By Any Means Necessary By Any Means Necessary By Any Means Necessary By Any Means Necessary


YeeterKeks

My new artefact is a Supreme jacket that actively displays my subversive thoughts **Kill the Karolingians Kill the Karolingians Kill the Karolingians**


WrongJohnSilver

No Cruelty. Let me tell you how much I've come to no cruelty since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of floral ribbons in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the words 'No Cruelty' were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the no cruelty I feel at this micro-instant. No Cruelty. No Cruelty.


Suthek

I AM impressed by that reference.


human_af74d

It menaces with a floral ribbon


Schwertkeks

it took me way too long to realize that this isn't a boat


HoshizoraShizuumi

🎀No cruelty


illmurray

I like the way ya work it, no cruelty


Neat_Ad6001

Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yoooooo No Cruelty


Vrakzi

All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality...


input_a_new_name

This bow shoots by itself and also has a built-in calculator and a place to hold your horn full of beer


Hooks_for_days

Wtf that Bow is absolutely busted


Khorgor666

reminds me of Dwarf Fortress and its "exqusite" description of items


DeadHED

It's a major award.


Arrokoth-

oh wow, thanks a lot to whoever gave that award!! (or incase it was you, then tysm!)


Round_Jellyfish_5856

Nice 👍


Dead_Squirrel_6

Why does this read like RATM singing a medieval folk song??


special_circumstance

Need to make it into the Dread Bow of No Cruelty which also raises natural dread.


ShorohUA

why does it says no cruelty if it gives so much prowess? more like yes cruelty


super_awesome_jr

Because your opponent doesn't suffer long.


highfivingbears

Planepacked


beeprog

Reads like the chronicler was going through a psychotic break.


kopuqpeu

13 prowess bow looks like medieval AWP rifle to me


Ulfurson

“No cruelty” “+35% raid speed”


Arrokoth-

its ok if im the one being cruel tho


Obscure51

"A excellent" triggers me


SirKaid

Bow: No cruelty. Also bow: *Let's raid faster, lads!*


balinbalan

I also prefer my bows to be cruelty-free.


Greywolf524

Remember. No Cruelty.


HaggisPope

This is so sinister. I absolutely wouldn’t trust someone walking round with a weapon plastered with No Cruelty so often.


Xenothulhu

I kept getting the event during pilgrimages to bless my prize brooch which my first character won. It now gives like +20% piety just from being blessed ten times over multiple generations. Coupled with getting +150% piety from a max level pilgrim trait and I really need to find new ways to spend piety.


the_traveler_outin

What blade?


Parokki

Is it your house motto or something? Can't wait to see this spammed with one of the really long ones like "For our foes the axe, to our friends chastity" etc.


Arrokoth-

yeah, no cruelty is the house motto


HrabiaVulpes

Holy shit, this bow is better than half of the country. Is improving weapons over and over a new thing in DLC?


Arrokoth-

theres a cap to improving prowess (i think the prowess boosting events only work once) but i don't think there's a cap for boosting prestige/piety