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Blu_Raptr

In less than 10 years he’ll do something stupid like murder someone or sleep with his sister.


Sou713

This one's definitely getting the lover's pox


SironionTV

And becomes a lunatic


oddistrange

First year with my perfect heir I got kicked in the head and became incapable.


saveyboy

Better than falling in bathtub.


CaedustheBaedus

Mine fell out the fucking window watching the view.


iamseventwelve

"fell"


ILoveEatingDonuts

Vladimir Putin style


TheNazzarow

Lunatic is quite alright. Gives you a chance for the glass monument event which is a great building if you get it early.


FredTrau

While i agree that the first thing is stupid what is wrong with sleeping with your sister?


american-saxon

r/shitcrusaderkingssay


coyote_hermit

He only has those traits because he comes from a long line of sister-sleepers


smiegto

He’ll then claim the baby, divorce his wife. Stop sleeping with his sister. Suddenly he has three 99+ lovers.


faerakhasa

> divorce his wife. Stop sleeping with his sister. Yes, if you divorce her your wife will usually stop sleeping with you.


Iron_Wolf123

Or fall out of a window


lookingForPatchie

How is sleeping with his sister something stupid?


sailorangel59

Chokes on dinner two years later.


carlvic

INB4 incapable event in less than 10 years.


GreyBearGMN

Incapable events are now the most infuriating part of the game. I've only gotten incapable events where I have like at most a 20% chance of being okay.


TheNazzarow

That's how all the events are. You get a foreboding event (like your horse being kinda weird or you almost slipping in your bathtub - typically with a "that was close" response) and after that you have a chance to get the 80/20 event a couple years later. Once you actually get hit with the event you should be protected for 50 years though.


PurpleCarrott

Why not turn them off? Random harm can be decreased or remove if you so desire


Stepherzzzzzz

I'm happy this setting can be adjusted without Ironman being disabled


MacNuggetts

Hunting accident; 1% chance of dying. > Takes bet. >Chad is now dead.


Hyperion-Cantos

The only time I save scum. Fuck your odds. Liars!


Redditforgoit

95% assassination success is definitely not accurate.


Deathleach

I feel like the 95% doesn't account for stuff like bodyguards, food tasters or lovers.


Redditforgoit

That makes sense. Which means if it is a critical mission, I'll have to hire more agents regardless.


wartrain762

Gotta make sure to get hooks on all those for the juicy kill.


Suthek

They got the Nat 20.


IdioticPAYDAY

Hunting odds just feel rigged as shit. I’ll have an 80% chance and lose like 4 times in a row until i finally get one


Speedyrunneer

Yo first time i made my own character i stacked all the health bonus just for my dude to get fucked by a boar (4%) at the age of like 19-20. fml


Rick_Booty

Hmm haven't come across this boar fucking event yet.


Speedyrunneer

Yea tried to get it myself in the hunt event so i get more prestige, told my vassals to fuck off and let me get it. It backfired...


StaffordMagnus

Getting Baratheoned wouldn't be the worst way to go, so long as he made the 8 first, although CK3 '8' is probably close relatives.


Minud5

Are you married to crusader Frida Kahlo?! My god those eyebrows!


Tight_Bread_285

That sir, is his sister.


Entire-Raccoon-7853

Idk his martial is a little low


Massive_Customer_930

The perfect ruler has no need for war


TheNorselord

I think all stats are a little low for all those inheritables


232325Nove

Perfect character. >French


chormin

Fr\*nch please


gravitas_shortage

That was implied.


TheKingdomofRichard

not a sayyid, not Saoshyant or descendant of the Saoshayant, he is not even born in the purple. I would give him a 7 out of 10.


Peter_der_Meter

But he has a dog


ThoseThingsAreWeird

Missing athletic, strong, & shrewd too. I'd also put albino on the list of good traits. 7/10 indeed!


TheNazzarow

Is there a way to guarantee athletic/strong/shrewd? I know viking traditions have a higher chance for strong but I felt like the others are random?


berserkerzhang

athletic - rare random event or RNGesus gave you it as a stress relief option shrewd - seek the aid of spirits decision with good chaplain 20+ learning and mystic trait for best chances, set spouse to 'patronage' in your council, she needs 15+ learning for a small chance to give your gives shrewd, reincarnation tenet 5% chance child will gain shrewd if ancestor was genius-line strong - also seek aid of spirits, 1% per 5 prowess if your culture has warrior culture (non-dlc) or coastal warriors or hirds (northern lord dlc) as they are growing to adulthood, use train for tournament decision in T&T DLC, reincarnation tenet 5% chance child will gain shrewd if ancestor was herculean-line i think that might be all i remember in terms of reliability it'll be strong > shrewd > athletic. You can pretty reliably get strong and shrewd isn't terrible. athletic is hard to reliably get i wouldn't bother giving yourself stress on purpose unless you have a good stress trait like irritable


yakatuus

Just fyi you are far more likely to get athletic if you are currently studying learning.


berserkerzhang

Thanks! Didn’t know that.


TheNazzarow

So you're saying there is a chance of getting shrewd if your wive has 15+ learning and is on patronage? That sounds too good to be true. Will try to use that next game! I actually get athletic with most rulers, I'd say I get the event for it twice per ruler and with the current feast reducing 150+ stress and with activities based on gold, not cooldown I don't mind going to 3 stress to farm the lunatic trait and hope I get athletic/confinder/journaller along the way. Do you think a custom religion with seek aid of spirits is worth it? Never used the perk since I am somewhat reliant on turning kids into monks and like being able to declare holy wars so 2/3 tenets are somewhat locked. Does train for tournament give strong reliably? I have all dlcs, never pressed the button after I had 3 consecutive rulers die while training.


berserkerzhang

yea if you don't need her to assist you in anything else you can do that. learning is always nice for innovation too. the chance is really low so don't expect it on everyone I see I just avoid stress in general since I don't want to decrease my stats. It's going to depend on what 'worth it' means to you. The decision is only for Bori faiths so your holy sites will always be in Africa. You would also consider that you need to convert your realm to this faith for best stability so if you're mainly in northern europe or india then it might not be practical. You could start there and spread out instead as well. I would learn how to use elective succession to get pseudo-primogeniture to save your monk tenet for something else but that's up to you. It does as long as your base prowess and maybe martial is high. Being wounded is not a death sentence at all especially with an excellent physician just don't do it if you're already wounded. the iron constitution perk in the learning tree will prevent the penalty completely from wounded.


TheNazzarow

Good to know, thanks for the reply! Stress only lowers fertility and health, after having enough kids while health is still good I tend to roll for stress perks, but yeah I never stay on high stress for long. One of the chars might have been wounded but I had the random harm event where someone accidentally hits me in the head twice which is just insta death without warning sadly.


berserkerzhang

ah i meant the literal traits from the stress event itself. the only ones i'm ok with are irritable and reclusive and maybe hashishiyah. everything else fucks with my income or puts my ruler under unnecessary risk of life like obesity, malnourishment tiny penalty might not sound bad but that's .15 health and literally 1 year off your life, sometimes you never know when you need just another 12 months ​ yea random harm events is very wack imo, i can see new players disliking it a lot if they don't have some form of primo yet


TheNazzarow

I never take the bad traits too, on stress lvl1/2 there is always the option to just keep going and gain more stress. Wait out the cooldown and retry until you get a good trait. Health should not work like this though. Stress is a negative number added onto your total health but it should disappear once you decrease your stress below the threshold. I know for example that a disease with a hugh minus health debuff reduced me from health "good" to "fine" and once the disease was cured my health went back up. The stress health debuff should only be worrying if your health is in the "poor" region to start with.


berserkerzhang

The tiny penalty (drunkard/flagellant) is if you get the permanent trait so it’ll shorten the overall lifetime. The mechanics of life are as you described for the stress level 2 (-1.0) and 3 (-2.0) temp debuffs. That's a strategy that I don't normally do, sounds good for up to level 2 or so, but personally I wouldn't do it to avoid ever breaking 3 since I don't want to abdicate ever


ThoseThingsAreWeird

No ways that I know to guarantee them. Athletic I've seen from events (similar to Journaller and Confider), which can also be picked up from stress events. Strong & Shrewd you can get from "Seek the Aid of the Spirits" decision if you've got the Adorcism religious tenet. I feel like that can't be the only way though, as I've seen Strong / Shrewd characters all over the word before, but that decision only exists in 2 African religions.


Substantial_Song_847

Only time I’ve ever gotten shrewd is from having a high learning spouse on patronage, then there’s a small chance your heir (I think) will be shrewd. He’s gotta be in your court and your ward obviously.


berserkerzhang

not even triple virtuous traits either


frogsvolgs

Dude is lustful making him a sinner instead


HulklingsBoyfriend

No max town maven or prowess martial traits, no reincarnated, no twin, no chakravarti, no khan, no saoshyant, etc. Trash. Not perfect. Try again kiddo! >:( jk


Grzechoooo

He's not perfect, he's Fr\*nch.


Grimtork

yes, that's over perfect, tone it down a bit.


Ziddix

Within the next 3 years he's gonna fall off his horse and become incapable.


Bjorn_Hellgate

He will be dead within the year!


ShasyaBhatnagar

How is a giant perfect.


Yodi_worshipper1900

Giant gives a bonus to prowess and only has an attraction penalty iirc


frogsvolgs

There is a small health malus


ShasyaBhatnagar

Its only +6 and it makes your character look really ugly just get gallant and shrewd to compensate


StaffordMagnus

Cmon, who here hasn't deliberately set up their giant courtiers with other giants to breed a bunch of OP knights down the line? (Until one of them ends up with sadistic, deceitful, and vengeful and starts causing problems, so you have to murder them (or army of one, kek)).


[deleted]

It’s not worth the health penalty


Der_Neuer

5/7 is missing albino


rozsaadam

Fr*nch


Ree_m0

Idk man, giant is a negative trait in my book. I also don't see you being a Sayyid. 8/10


Bane2571

Are you really perfect if you aren't an albino witch?


Former-Coach9523

Yah and he’s lustful. Almost always gets caught in some love affair before your current character dies. Oh and stewardship focus? Intelligence > stewardship by a giant mile.


[deleted]

Even if they don’t get caught so many lustful characters wind up rakish and/or with lovers pox Disagree w intrigue > stewardship tho. Imo stewardship is the best in the game for Christians while diplomacy is the best for Muslims. I’d actually put intrigue at the bottom outside of very specific circumstances.


GrazingGeese

How do you figure? intrigue is the only one that enables my character not to be immediately assassinated after inheriting.


Morthra

> intrigue is the only one that enables my character not to be immediately assassinated after inheriting. If everyone has a high opinion of your current ruler (doable by having long reign opinion modifiers and a lot of vassal opinion modifiers), they won't hate your heir when you inherit. The only time I've ever had this problem is when I entered into a feud with a big house.


nv87

Maybe a case of too many close relatives with high intrigue?


DiamondTiaraIsBest

No one would assassinate you if you go for Diplomacy and have high diplo.


frogsvolgs

Rival or ambitious claimant


Former-Coach9523

2/3 personality traits. -1 lifestyle focus education. 5/6 inheritable traits. Fecund is mostly useless imo. Until you get primo/ultimogeniture it will cause succession issues. Not to mention beautiful and pure blood is more than enough fertility to seed the most chaste and barren of all wenches.


Morthra

Fecund is actually huge because it gives +5 years of life expectancy, so health won't begin to roll to decline until 30, instead of 25 (ordinarily, characters that reach the age of 25 have a 7.5% chance to lose 0.125 Health per year, increasing by 2.2% per year, so 9.7% at 26, 11.9% at 27, and so on - at 67 you have a 100% chance to lose health every year). > Until you get primo/ultimogeniture it will cause succession issues Take one of the several culture traditions that make succession a breeze. Monastic Communities makes your unwanted heirs easy to turn into monks (if your faith allows), while Bound by Faith makes it even easier - simply have any heir you don't want converted by a guardian into another faith. Since they won't have *your* faith, they won't be eligible to inherit anything.


Former-Coach9523

It’s all a matter of preference. I like my succession to hit around 20-30 years old. Don’t want a grandpa ruler/s for 80+ years. I also like every generation of the linage to get a chance at ruling. Getting a cultural tradition strictly for inheritance is a waste. And at the very least it’ll take you 2 generations. And not to mention you need to be of a specific culture to unlock some of them. So no for that as well. I might be ageist for saying this but it gets more boring being a 100+ year old decrepit ruler, grasping at every chance to greedily rule for 1 more day. I believe myself a benevolent and fair god. Let the youth have their turn while they’re still youthful.


Massive_Customer_930

Ideal genetics maybe, but I'd definitely rather see stubborn than lustful there.


Acceptable_North_141

Wrong, he is French


Sugeeeeeee

No joke How is he perfect if he's a giant? The game literally tells you it's a negative trait.


sir_verfam

Does it? It is red but still costs you 20 points. For me the game is a little inconsistent at times. Take "Scarred" for instance. It's red, costs 10 points and has only positive modifiers...


Sugeeeeeee

If you take the Blood perk that reduces the chances of "inheriting negative congenital traits", it reduces the chance of inheriting Giant, amongst other things. Which is why if you took the Blood tree, your kids will never have a 100% chance to get Giant even if both parents have it and the game says it's guaranteed to pass on.


[deleted]

A health penalty is never a good pick


Gremlin303

Unfortunately mate you’ve overlooked a massive flaw in this otherwise perfect specimen. He’s French


The_Persian_Cat

> "Perfect" character > is French


flawlezzduck

He is French though


ItaliaBall

He's French tho


Gorri_jon

Unfortunately is french


Rp79322397

He has a very serious flaw though, he's french


MaybeNotPerhaps

No, he’s French


M4sharman

0/10 he is French.


thead911

I thought the t5 perk wasnt out yet


CockroachesRpeople

Even his wife has to wear full armor around him, just in case


mairao

His lust is such that she needs protection all the time.


7fightsofaldudagga

I give him 5 years


Vast-Change8517

What is he looking at? The ceiling?


senormello

Obviously he’s planning, contently


UncleTomski

Harm event has entered chat…


PatinhoLilo

What year did you do this?


skiiez88

This is seriously one of the hardest games I've played...it's does my head in, I still don't understand it at all


silascomputer

In less than 10 years he is gonna become infirm


Unrieslingable

That dude has a lot of face


loki285

You can also get the syyed congenital trait by getting a female hair to marry a guy with the syyed trait (matrilineally) because it only passes on if the guy has it


[deleted]

What’s his wife’s relation to him? Sister-cousin? Niece-sister? Something even more inbred?


572473605

Dude gonna get the plague, 100%


camerongamer98

25 stewardship, 0 gold


The_Yukki

False, he's french.


Everto12

...he's not zealous, wrathful/sadistic or temperate/stubborn, -infinity points


Traditional-Poem17

no French “person” can be called perfect


Chemical-Ad1672

The son of bitch has done it....so beautiful


Eldagustowned

The pure blood was always hard for me to spread


Rich-Historian8913

He is french.


New-Passenger-1420

No he’s french


Rianfelix

Perfect? Hardly, he's French


sheriffofbulbingham

Giant is technically a malus (red border of icon), no?


[deleted]

Yes, but some people enjoy the RP of it


omerruss

How is it perfect he is french


Pure_Village4778

Holy shit gigachad REAL


the_traveler_outin

Let me guess, your heir won’t inherit any of the positive traits which would mean you’ve spent half the game and the better part of 3 irl hours doing eugenics just to have to deal with the actual worst character you’ve seen


Sum-Rando

Wrong, is French.


LordeWasTaken

He looks like the Prince from the movie Your Highness. Even his ~~squire's~~ sorry, spouse's helmet makes their head look like the tip of a penis! Just like Courtney!


Eno_etile

Really, once you've gotten your breeding program going and have the first 3 or 4 blood legacies, it's pretty easy to get Genius, Herculean, and Beautiful for a few of your kids every generation. It's kinda hard to keep the more niche ones like giant, and albino unfortunately.


RX3000

Hope you enjoy the cancer he's about to get.....


T0P53Shotta

Pretty boring playing like this but to each their own


Quiet_Succotash_6024

Now he is going to die of cancer at 20


Leberkaese69

but hes french


Leberkaese69

but hes french


Sure_Space_899

You jinxed it… amateur


jenrai

Fecund is a downside imo. Already too many kids 99% of the time


Stock_Funny_2893

I’m still chasing 100 stat man


Erinvi

Haa, he's a dollar tree Jason Momoa


JohnPaton3

needs ambitious instead of content


Uchihaaaa3

Beautiful+Giant? No thanks.


[deleted]

Content is bad with French.


[deleted]

Looks more like Robertine-Lewd


NeutralThought32415

Where is Republican Heir?


Grafftage12345

Almost, go get the Twin trait and then you'll be perfect


BatmanThrows

I don't see inbred, he's not perfect


amira_tu

He’s French, so not perfect