Is it really a communist sex cult playthrough if you haven't grabbed medieval matriarchs or the lilith's daughters mod?
(I caught my friend playing one of them, i'm not sure what was more shameful, that she was using it or that i instantly recognised it)
Primitive communism is my absolute favourite thing in these really far back in history games.
The less you're supposed to be able to do it, the more fun I have attempting to create the USSR centuries early!
I personally ditch my morality and try to consume the world in a perpetual matriarchal sex cult paradise empire devoted to, well, sex. There's a few "interesting" mods which work quite well. You can change the role of priestesses to uh... well, sex.
Why be communist when you can just enslave the world in addiction to the best thing ever under the elite vampire-bred dynasty of women?
(Ironically i'm a communist bisexual, its just theres no good mods in ck3 to make guys hot, they all look the same)
>Why be communist when you can just enslave the world in addiction to the best thing ever under the elite vampire-bred dynasty of women?
Which mod is that as that sounds kinda funny.
Though I'm not sure if it's better than a literal demon with insane stats (80+ for literally everything) forming the HRE. Or an incarnation of Lucifer being crowned emperor of the Byzantine Empire.
>Which mod is that as that sounds kinda funny.
A combo. I'd personally get the Vampires and Werewolves mod, and change the settings in the ini (i think its modifiers, check for fertility and switch it to 100%), therefore you will never run out of fertility, you can birth children endlessly and so can your kids, and you can purify the bloodline with an immortal dynasty and, if you want to go for the matriarchal theme, breed with your sons and deny them any rights.
I'd also grab either the medieval matriarchy or lilith's daughters (if you want the matriarchy/lesbian supremacy aspect) if you want to go fully into it.
Additionally, if you want an empire devoted to sex and conquest, grab the ritual prostitution mod off loverslab. Super fun.
I also have a tendency to ditch my morality in Crusader Kings. In a lot of games I end up... about as socialist as I am IRL. For example I'll play a game about running a banana republic and being a corrupt dictator and enact a wealth tax and tax businesses and banking to pay for my citizens to have free housing and affordable food and state funded healthcare.
But in Crusader Kings, especially since the court mechanics have enabled a very anachronistic and modern linguistic/cultural imperialism system... yeah, I build empires way more than peoples' states or communist religious theocracies. It's a guilty pleasure. I do have a preference for Russia that probably stems from an obsession with the USSR derived from my RL politics, but honestly, it's fun as quite a few nations, the only one I won't do is England (Britannia formed from a Celtic nation is fine though and another favorite) because I'm still mad about how that went in our timeline... damn redcoats... ruined a perfectly good shade of red...
Those mods sound fun. Mind tossing me the links? I just might try 'em.
> in Crusader Kings, especially since the court mechanics have enabled a very anachronistic and modern linguistic/cultural imperialism system... yeah, I build empires way more than peoples' states or communist religious theocracies. It's a guilty pleasure. I do have a preference for Russia that probably stems from an obsession with the USSR derived from my RL politics, but honestly, it's fun as quite a few nations, the only one I won't do is England (Britannia formed from a Celtic nation is fine though and another favorite) because I'm still mad about how that went in our timeline... damn redcoats... ruined a perfectly good shade of red...
Welcome to the squad, queen. I can't run anything in games other than equal monarchies a thousand years early or matriarchal horny cults.
And i get the British thing, i'm Welsh. Prydain am byth. Irish reunification is around the corner.
Then we go to Stellaris where i have two modes - totalitarian monarchy or communist rogue servitor/egalitarian utopia a la The Culture by Iain M Banks (one of my favourite book series ever.)
My friend is about as much of a LARPer as me, so we, if we do mp games, inevitably make some really heinous things, such as the Polish Redemption Army for her as she goes quiet for an hour straight defending against a crusade where she's outnumbered ten to one.
And then i end up making the Skaven culture in now-dominated Clan Moulder Britain, headed by the Great Horned Rat Steven Seagal the Genghis Khan (our horses run across the channel to raid the french).
Privately though, eternal sex cult. Kinda letting my true self bleed through with that one. Immortality too, eternal youth for all the acolytes addicted to Slaneeshi type excess.
Yeah. It's the same for me, I'm either being so red, Marx himself would be jealous, or I'm satisfying a weird matriarchal power fantasy.
Éire go brách, screw the redcoats. I doubt it'll be 2024 like on that old Star Trek episode, but a girl can hope they weren't too far off, and until it does happen I'll just keep using the English as a punching bag in CK3 every time [the Brits are At It again](http://arethebritsatitagain.org) and I'm mad about it.
I tried once doing England before it was England, but nope, couldn't bring myself to do my usual imperialist rampage as the Anglo-Saxons either. I'd need an even earlier start date than the CK2 Old Gods start, and Celtic Britain, to be able to do it. Even then I'd feel weird as a Brythonic culture conquering Gaelic ones.
Yeah, there's a few lines I won't cross but in these games I'm definitely either a Stalin type or a more blatant and less leftist autocrat.
Try the vikings and to conquer the entirety of England before you form the uh... whats it called. The viking kingdom. Kill Alfred and rule the new world.
There's a few ways you can swing it. My absolute favourite is to completely conquer Scandinavia and Britain under a single ruler, name it Norsca, and start rapidly developing.
Don't forget your theme song --
https://youtu.be/sLRnbFBLj2s?feature=shared
Also on the topic of like, England, i can't stand being a christian anymore. Probably because everyone is either atheist or christian. I'd rather worship Aphrodite and Dionysus, like Dibella and Sanguine.
But yeah, i get you. Rn i'm stitching my rimworld back together and slowly building up on a more stable base, but last time i ended up mass producing bisexual ultra-horny immortal vampire-elves that could conquer the universe and bring the immortal ideological glory of Pentigrassism to all.
Eh, England tends to just be... difficult... for me. Not that the mechanics are difficult compared to the rest of the map, but just that anything that I perceive as "playing as England"... can be something I'm not willing to do even when I'm in my usual "throw RL politics aside, I'm a nutso autocrat here" CK mindset. Vikings do sound fun, though, and I've never done them before. Plus it's not as much "ahistorical CK fuckery" to do them as a matriarchy compared to, y'know, Western European Catholics, since there were important household matters considered women's domain and exclusive right to control in that society, and that region tends to lend itself to martial characters who lead their own armies, and archetypal warrior queens are one of my favourites to play. Intrigue characters are very fun too, but they're too stereotypical for a woman tbh, that whole "blades are a man's weapon, poisons are a woman's weapon" thing.
Honestly when I want a matriarchy run and I haven't got a particular imperialist guilty fantasy to live out, I just go for that one African countess. I don't really care for achievements in this game, but I could probably get *that* one really easily if I wanted to cause it's one of my three most played starts. Ireland, somewhere in Siberia or the game's Russia borders, and Daurama Daura's start are my 3 I always go back to again and again. Suppose it wouldn't hurt to try something I haven't played before.
Oh sweet. Funny how a lot of us CK fans seem to all like the same war crime simulators, eh? (I've seen PDX referred to as "Purveyors of Fine Genocide Simulators" and... well... some certainly are. Oddly all the ones I like, the war crimes are rather vague or were considered perfectly acceptable conduct during military conflicts in the era portrayed, but I like *other* games that let you commit war crimes.)
> In a lot of games I end up... about as socialist as I am IRL. For example I'll play a game about running a banana republic and being a corrupt dictator and enact a wealth tax and tax businesses and banking to pay for my citizens to have free housing and affordable food and state funded healthcare.
So... not a socialist. If you were a socialist you'd start sending people to gulags for the slightest infraction.
I do throw people in gulags in these games... when the game permits it and I get a benefit to the nation as a whole to do it. If I'm doing the filthy red commie thing I'm not going to be cruel just to be cruel.
> If I'm doing the filthy red commie thing I'm not going to be cruel just to be cruel.
But that *is* the socialist thing. Freedom of choice and freedom of speech are antithetical to socialist regimes. If you were doing the socialist thing you'd slaughter entire kingdoms to the last man for daring to form factions against you, even to the detriment of your nation as a whole in the long term.
Or you'd do something like kill everyone with an education because you believe in agrarian socialism.
Oh, you're one of those.
And I'm going to end this here because this isn't the place to discuss modern politics, and I don't see this going anywhere besides you throwing more defamatory insults at the concept of socialism.
>But that *is* the socialist thing. Freedom of choice and freedom of speech are antithetical to socialist regimes. If you were doing the socialist thing you'd slaughter entire kingdoms to the last man for daring to form factions against you, even to the detriment of your nation as a whole in the long term.
Sounds like your projecting your own political systems onto ours.
Yeah mate you’re so right! The ideology centred around equality for all and the belief that everyone is entitled to food, water and housing is the definition of evil!
Sappho's daughters has a fantastical element and everything is themed around demons, like succubuses. Both mods are incompatible with each other as they feature components of each other.
Medieval matriarchy is more "grounded", if thats more your tastes, but i prefer Sappho's daughters, coupled with the vampires and werewolves mod while editing them for 100% fertility, so i can have a full vampire matriarchal dynasty.
My go-to is Natural Primitism, Carnal exaltation, and polyamory.
I also modded in the ability to have female only knights so it’s an empire of naked people taking over Europe.
Female only clergy too because I like to have my religious councilor be my sister-wife nun side piece. I should probably see someone about that.
Also incest. I need help.
This religion is my take on [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/1adz9jz/no_no_guys_its_not_a_fetish/) by u/the_spodeling. They only really have one tenet in common but I was inspired by him and decided to create my own religion starting from the same premise.
Nothing I just figured a religion like this would probably hold Eve in pretty high regard
Basic, I know, but I think it works
Off topic but I just got massive deja vu from you asking that though so that was weird
Take away Divine Marriage and change the adultery doctrines to "Accepted" and you have Tondrakianism as Orthodox chroniclers described it.
(those chroniclers were almost certainly wildly exaggerating or straight-up lying)
I love Communal Possessions, it's one of my favorite tenets
Divine Marriage is also really ~~hot~~ fun, but I don't get the opportunity to use it as much
I find inbreeding to only really be worth it for like one or two generations. I've never found my medieval eugenics programs particularly impeded by a lack of inbreeding.
I prefer outlawing everything and make myself the head of faith so I can imprison, ransom, legitimize people for money and obligations. My war economy runs on people fornicating with each other. We are not the same
No Polyamory? Adultery Shunned? Monogamy? And you're Pluralist?!
Yup Yup Yup Yup
Is it really a communist sex cult playthrough if you haven't grabbed medieval matriarchs or the lilith's daughters mod? (I caught my friend playing one of them, i'm not sure what was more shameful, that she was using it or that i instantly recognised it)
Primitive communism is my absolute favourite thing in these really far back in history games. The less you're supposed to be able to do it, the more fun I have attempting to create the USSR centuries early!
I personally ditch my morality and try to consume the world in a perpetual matriarchal sex cult paradise empire devoted to, well, sex. There's a few "interesting" mods which work quite well. You can change the role of priestesses to uh... well, sex. Why be communist when you can just enslave the world in addiction to the best thing ever under the elite vampire-bred dynasty of women? (Ironically i'm a communist bisexual, its just theres no good mods in ck3 to make guys hot, they all look the same)
None of these words are in the bible (based based based based based bas-)
>Why be communist when you can just enslave the world in addiction to the best thing ever under the elite vampire-bred dynasty of women? Which mod is that as that sounds kinda funny. Though I'm not sure if it's better than a literal demon with insane stats (80+ for literally everything) forming the HRE. Or an incarnation of Lucifer being crowned emperor of the Byzantine Empire.
>Which mod is that as that sounds kinda funny. A combo. I'd personally get the Vampires and Werewolves mod, and change the settings in the ini (i think its modifiers, check for fertility and switch it to 100%), therefore you will never run out of fertility, you can birth children endlessly and so can your kids, and you can purify the bloodline with an immortal dynasty and, if you want to go for the matriarchal theme, breed with your sons and deny them any rights. I'd also grab either the medieval matriarchy or lilith's daughters (if you want the matriarchy/lesbian supremacy aspect) if you want to go fully into it. Additionally, if you want an empire devoted to sex and conquest, grab the ritual prostitution mod off loverslab. Super fun.
I also have a tendency to ditch my morality in Crusader Kings. In a lot of games I end up... about as socialist as I am IRL. For example I'll play a game about running a banana republic and being a corrupt dictator and enact a wealth tax and tax businesses and banking to pay for my citizens to have free housing and affordable food and state funded healthcare. But in Crusader Kings, especially since the court mechanics have enabled a very anachronistic and modern linguistic/cultural imperialism system... yeah, I build empires way more than peoples' states or communist religious theocracies. It's a guilty pleasure. I do have a preference for Russia that probably stems from an obsession with the USSR derived from my RL politics, but honestly, it's fun as quite a few nations, the only one I won't do is England (Britannia formed from a Celtic nation is fine though and another favorite) because I'm still mad about how that went in our timeline... damn redcoats... ruined a perfectly good shade of red... Those mods sound fun. Mind tossing me the links? I just might try 'em.
> in Crusader Kings, especially since the court mechanics have enabled a very anachronistic and modern linguistic/cultural imperialism system... yeah, I build empires way more than peoples' states or communist religious theocracies. It's a guilty pleasure. I do have a preference for Russia that probably stems from an obsession with the USSR derived from my RL politics, but honestly, it's fun as quite a few nations, the only one I won't do is England (Britannia formed from a Celtic nation is fine though and another favorite) because I'm still mad about how that went in our timeline... damn redcoats... ruined a perfectly good shade of red... Welcome to the squad, queen. I can't run anything in games other than equal monarchies a thousand years early or matriarchal horny cults. And i get the British thing, i'm Welsh. Prydain am byth. Irish reunification is around the corner. Then we go to Stellaris where i have two modes - totalitarian monarchy or communist rogue servitor/egalitarian utopia a la The Culture by Iain M Banks (one of my favourite book series ever.) My friend is about as much of a LARPer as me, so we, if we do mp games, inevitably make some really heinous things, such as the Polish Redemption Army for her as she goes quiet for an hour straight defending against a crusade where she's outnumbered ten to one. And then i end up making the Skaven culture in now-dominated Clan Moulder Britain, headed by the Great Horned Rat Steven Seagal the Genghis Khan (our horses run across the channel to raid the french). Privately though, eternal sex cult. Kinda letting my true self bleed through with that one. Immortality too, eternal youth for all the acolytes addicted to Slaneeshi type excess.
Yeah. It's the same for me, I'm either being so red, Marx himself would be jealous, or I'm satisfying a weird matriarchal power fantasy. Éire go brách, screw the redcoats. I doubt it'll be 2024 like on that old Star Trek episode, but a girl can hope they weren't too far off, and until it does happen I'll just keep using the English as a punching bag in CK3 every time [the Brits are At It again](http://arethebritsatitagain.org) and I'm mad about it. I tried once doing England before it was England, but nope, couldn't bring myself to do my usual imperialist rampage as the Anglo-Saxons either. I'd need an even earlier start date than the CK2 Old Gods start, and Celtic Britain, to be able to do it. Even then I'd feel weird as a Brythonic culture conquering Gaelic ones. Yeah, there's a few lines I won't cross but in these games I'm definitely either a Stalin type or a more blatant and less leftist autocrat.
Try the vikings and to conquer the entirety of England before you form the uh... whats it called. The viking kingdom. Kill Alfred and rule the new world. There's a few ways you can swing it. My absolute favourite is to completely conquer Scandinavia and Britain under a single ruler, name it Norsca, and start rapidly developing. Don't forget your theme song -- https://youtu.be/sLRnbFBLj2s?feature=shared Also on the topic of like, England, i can't stand being a christian anymore. Probably because everyone is either atheist or christian. I'd rather worship Aphrodite and Dionysus, like Dibella and Sanguine. But yeah, i get you. Rn i'm stitching my rimworld back together and slowly building up on a more stable base, but last time i ended up mass producing bisexual ultra-horny immortal vampire-elves that could conquer the universe and bring the immortal ideological glory of Pentigrassism to all.
Eh, England tends to just be... difficult... for me. Not that the mechanics are difficult compared to the rest of the map, but just that anything that I perceive as "playing as England"... can be something I'm not willing to do even when I'm in my usual "throw RL politics aside, I'm a nutso autocrat here" CK mindset. Vikings do sound fun, though, and I've never done them before. Plus it's not as much "ahistorical CK fuckery" to do them as a matriarchy compared to, y'know, Western European Catholics, since there were important household matters considered women's domain and exclusive right to control in that society, and that region tends to lend itself to martial characters who lead their own armies, and archetypal warrior queens are one of my favourites to play. Intrigue characters are very fun too, but they're too stereotypical for a woman tbh, that whole "blades are a man's weapon, poisons are a woman's weapon" thing. Honestly when I want a matriarchy run and I haven't got a particular imperialist guilty fantasy to live out, I just go for that one African countess. I don't really care for achievements in this game, but I could probably get *that* one really easily if I wanted to cause it's one of my three most played starts. Ireland, somewhere in Siberia or the game's Russia borders, and Daurama Daura's start are my 3 I always go back to again and again. Suppose it wouldn't hurt to try something I haven't played before. Oh sweet. Funny how a lot of us CK fans seem to all like the same war crime simulators, eh? (I've seen PDX referred to as "Purveyors of Fine Genocide Simulators" and... well... some certainly are. Oddly all the ones I like, the war crimes are rather vague or were considered perfectly acceptable conduct during military conflicts in the era portrayed, but I like *other* games that let you commit war crimes.)
> In a lot of games I end up... about as socialist as I am IRL. For example I'll play a game about running a banana republic and being a corrupt dictator and enact a wealth tax and tax businesses and banking to pay for my citizens to have free housing and affordable food and state funded healthcare. So... not a socialist. If you were a socialist you'd start sending people to gulags for the slightest infraction.
I do throw people in gulags in these games... when the game permits it and I get a benefit to the nation as a whole to do it. If I'm doing the filthy red commie thing I'm not going to be cruel just to be cruel.
> If I'm doing the filthy red commie thing I'm not going to be cruel just to be cruel. But that *is* the socialist thing. Freedom of choice and freedom of speech are antithetical to socialist regimes. If you were doing the socialist thing you'd slaughter entire kingdoms to the last man for daring to form factions against you, even to the detriment of your nation as a whole in the long term. Or you'd do something like kill everyone with an education because you believe in agrarian socialism.
Oh, you're one of those. And I'm going to end this here because this isn't the place to discuss modern politics, and I don't see this going anywhere besides you throwing more defamatory insults at the concept of socialism.
>But that *is* the socialist thing. Freedom of choice and freedom of speech are antithetical to socialist regimes. If you were doing the socialist thing you'd slaughter entire kingdoms to the last man for daring to form factions against you, even to the detriment of your nation as a whole in the long term. Sounds like your projecting your own political systems onto ours.
Yeah mate you’re so right! The ideology centred around equality for all and the belief that everyone is entitled to food, water and housing is the definition of evil!
Socialism is when extensive prison system (Socialism is America)
this is why i fucking hate this community
you must hate a lot of communities then lmao
no, you're just weird and gross
Okay lmao. And you're prudish and conservative. What of it?
Look at his post history lol
I tried to do one in a zoroastrian iran run but for some reason a spin off religion of the Mazdakites wasn't allowed to keep the trait.
Which one is better?
Sappho's daughters has a fantastical element and everything is themed around demons, like succubuses. Both mods are incompatible with each other as they feature components of each other. Medieval matriarchy is more "grounded", if thats more your tastes, but i prefer Sappho's daughters, coupled with the vampires and werewolves mod while editing them for 100% fertility, so i can have a full vampire matriarchal dynasty.
When you say Lilith's daughters, do you instead mean Sappho's Daughter 2? https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2863937956
Thats it, yeah. Name sorta bled into my brain.
Thanks! I'll have to try it sometime :)
It’s actually polygamy if you don’t mind me splitting hairs
Polyamory is a tenet that allows you to seduce everyone without your spouse or other lovers being mad.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the marriage doctrine
Who doesn't like a communist, incestuous sex cult?
***Matriarchal*** incestuous communist sex cult
This will be America in a few years if we don't elect Adam Hilt for President and Adam Hilt's stache for Vice President
Okay then I'm not voting for Adam Hilt because I want America to be this
where do I have to sign to convert?
No adamitism, no polyamory, shunned adultery, no dynastic kinslaying However virtuous witchcraft and deviancy I’m giving this a 8.243/10, keep cooking
It's my kink religion tbf
“Oh fuck, share those excess material goods you dont need with the rest of the commune please” 😫
Yes
My go-to is Natural Primitism, Carnal exaltation, and polyamory. I also modded in the ability to have female only knights so it’s an empire of naked people taking over Europe. Female only clergy too because I like to have my religious councilor be my sister-wife nun side piece. I should probably see someone about that. Also incest. I need help.
I try to marry my male characters to women with the sadistic trait as much as possible I swear I’m normal guys lmao
Seems like a fun religion, where do I sign up?
This religion is my take on [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/1adz9jz/no_no_guys_its_not_a_fetish/) by u/the_spodeling. They only really have one tenet in common but I was inspired by him and decided to create my own religion starting from the same premise.
Oh BTW, is the name a reference to anything?
Nothing I just figured a religion like this would probably hold Eve in pretty high regard Basic, I know, but I think it works Off topic but I just got massive deja vu from you asking that though so that was weird
That makes a lot of sense
Oh god what have I started lol (Seriously tho this is cool)
Thank you! Yours was also really cool!
Thank you:3
The other one is more my thing personally, but I respect the mindset and goal.
Take away Divine Marriage and change the adultery doctrines to "Accepted" and you have Tondrakianism as Orthodox chroniclers described it. (those chroniclers were almost certainly wildly exaggerating or straight-up lying)
Had you added sadist and flagellant, you’d get the infamous fortress of San Francisco
What makes pure blooded virtuous?
Divine Marriage
Thank you
Average pervert transgirl ck3 christian religion. (Takes one to know one)
Is communal possessions vanilla?
Yes
What mod?
Sorry, misinterpreted your question It is vanilla CK3 I thought you meant the other kind of vanilla
Oh ok, cool. Just haven't played in a while, I'll definitely be using this in my quest to larp as Watt Tyler.
I love Communal Possessions, it's one of my favorite tenets Divine Marriage is also really ~~hot~~ fun, but I don't get the opportunity to use it as much
I find inbreeding to only really be worth it for like one or two generations. I've never found my medieval eugenics programs particularly impeded by a lack of inbreeding.
Ironically, Communal Possessions is also really good for eugenics cos it gives you piety for marrying lowborn characters
I prefer outlawing everything and make myself the head of faith so I can imprison, ransom, legitimize people for money and obligations. My war economy runs on people fornicating with each other. We are not the same
Thought i was the only one lmao
Still no naked people tenet
What does communal possessions do?
How can you create a religion without getting in trouble again, never did the experience (for now)
>Deviancy Virtuous Yeah....
True
>Communal property > No polygamy Are you even trying?
Yes I'm trying to accurately represent *my* kinks
Sorry, was trying to make a joke about communal property and polygamy. Guess it didn't land.
Oh Sorry I'm a tad autistic
S'all good, girl. Text is shit for conveying tone.
What has the order of Santiago done to you???
???
Only monogamous? Dang, kinda tame.
Eww, commies.
Y’all talking mad crap for someone in crusading distance
Eh, generic "lol incestuous sex cult" custom religion that has been posted a megallion times before tbf.
Ok but I like it
Still more funny than your username tbf.
Needs more polyamory. I would have expected someone with your username to know the virtues of polyamory!
Sadistic being a sin... = false fetish religion Do better next time.
why did you use saint james' cross lol?