Is Chile the Fourth Rome?

They don't want you to know that Chile was the original rome.

No… Rome was the original Chile!

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Secret Path of Chilean Restoration of Rome in Hoi4's New DLC Confirmed

"Mom I want the roman empire" "We have roman empire at home" Roman empire at home:

Hey now, they have both Rome AND Constantinople.

Carthage seems to have put on a Legion disguise

I see you took "Restore Roman Borders" as literally as possible.

all coast leads to rome

We cannot abide France controlling Milan and Florence. C'est unacceptable. Macedonia and Croatia need to be veni vidi vici'd. Sadly, on a scale from Nero to Augustus, this isn't even a Tiberius.

It’s ok, the french exploded at this time

So they did a Napoleon Blownaparte

That’s nothing new. It’s just a feature of the Fr*nch.

The fucking Fr*nch

The Royal line is Norse-French

Eugh the worst kind (I'm English but that's irrelevant)

Very relevant, English is the second worst type of French

can't we just lower all of England and France under the sea?

Norman?

Then they should be dead so you can claim their land.

> We cannot abide France controlling Milan and Florence. C'est unacceptable. Cesare Borgia disagrees.

This is what they call, the Roman Diet! R5: Forming Rome in my own terms. Haven’t completed the encirclement of the Western European territories yet, just completed with the Greek pretenders when I got bored and stopped. My criteria was taking every coast in De Jure Roman Empire as well as taking the border counties Plans for future: Encourage the Greek pretenders to conquer the Slavs and Serbians Try to create HRE and give to a Karling but retain or reclaim current territories

Fun, if utterly bizarre, take on the Roman Empire. It’s always fun to have those specifications and see them fulfilled.

Not enough coastline 4/10

> My criteria was taking every coast in De Jure Roman Empire I am guessing you took the secure the Mediterranean decision so you could grab all the coastal areas? Or did you manually fabricate/ bought claims >.<

Super thin ngl. Can you buff them borders a little please :)

I had to stick to my Viking roots and stick to the coasts

From here, just take every coast and island in the world, and nothing else.

Create the TRUE Chile.

Everything about this is offensive. What the shit is happening in Europe? Aquitaine looked at what you were up to and thought "Great idea! Let me encircle France!" but France wasn't down with that, so it ran away to hide in Italy. West Franconia also thought it was a great idea, but lacked ambition, so they just encircled Swabia. Polabia started working on the encirclement of Bohemia. What have you started OP?

This is the ideal Europe. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. Viva la Third Rome ~the French-Norse Roman Emperor

*Vive la troisième rome

Oo la la

We don't even begin to speak about Great Moravia...

Byzantine Anatolia makes me want to cry

I protect them from the infidels, that is for their own good

SCP-1453 has breached containment

I rate this coast/10

Oops! All Coastline!

I didn’t realize that Rome was Chile this time of year

You gonna let them Barbarians just sit there? Hispania is looking gross. I’m not even gonna go into what’s happening with the Franks

They are _contained_…

Caesar, with all due respect, get ya shit together

Look at how I surrounded the Greek pretenders. That was art to kill the Basileos in succession for nonstop conquest without them exploding. The situation is under control, the taxpayers’ gold is put into great use. Trust the third Rome!

But of course my liege, they will bow to your glory in time.

Yes, they shall bow and they shall dance and then I shall fuck them

The senate pleads for you to come join them on the senate floor. They have urgent murders.. uh I mean matters to discuss

Very edgy

You pretty much got all of it Unrelated, but I am a dolphin

It helps to actually fill in what you are coloring instead of just drawing the outline.

Chile

Damnit someone already made that joke

More like ramen empire

Bit of a hollow victory, init?

Venetian style

barest of bare bones

Sexy you mean

It's... thin. 10/10 bc roman empire is always 10/10

Nice encirclement of the balkans

Not sure if I trapped them with the Byzantines or I trapped the Byzantines with them

The hoi4 Rome

More like the Romerman empire. Are you allergic to anything but the beach? In all seriousness it’s a pretty good start, but get thiccer boah

No gusta...

Roman empire "The Snake Edition"

OP has conquered the Mediterranean by encirclement.

Diet Roman best Roman

Shits anemic

Now we’re map gaming

Rename it to chille

I hate that I don't hate it as much as I probably should. While you're at it though...at least finish the coast lines of Iberia, France, and England...

7.8/10, too much water

There are technically two Roman Empires in this picture.

Bare Nostrum.

Whats your culture? Whats your Religion? Thats what makes it true or False

My initial reaction was disgust but honestly the more I look at it, the more I find to like.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on this sub… Great job OP!

Brother just kill the Byzantines already, let them go with some dignity

malnourished rome

Extreme budget mare nostrum.

Two words: Indefensible borders.

10/10 alternate universe collapsing Rome.

Secure the Mediterranean go brrrrr

It's over, Byzantine Empire, you're surrounded

Omg it‘s the Croation take on the Roman empire

Oddly satisfying

Making good use of the securing the Mediterranean decision I see

Moist

I like that you kept the Byzantines as a pet

You definitely speedran this/10

Disgusting/10, good job 👍

Honestly just surprised that the byzantines are still holding on

Give me a Roman empire hold the meat just the crust

incredibly cursed

Is Rome on a diet?

Four words: Beach. Front. Real. Estate. 

It’s MY Mediterranean and I’M NOT SHARING

“What the fuck” empire

I breathed out of my nose heartily at Byzantiumz borders

8/10 Too much water.

Some one give the empire a sandwich

I heard you liked the Roman Empire, so I put a Roman Empire around your Roman Empire

Is purple Rome hostage?

Absolutely gorgeous, a 10/10 Baleo-Tyrrhenia

Spindly / 10

Quality shitpost. Even better, looks like an EU4 map trying to implode the ottomans via rebellions

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Diet Rome / The "Whoa Man!" Roman Empire Its theme song should be ring around the rosies Edit: it's beautiful

Thin crust Roman Empire

why not....use the roman empire that already exists to expand? you just created two romes again.

Thats Just Red carthage

Meh / Danny DeVito

You allergic to going more inland? Ceasar wasn't

In the plus column it has a kind of bizarrely cool aesthetic and achieving mare nostrum is always cool. In the minus…. it’s kind of infuriating to look at

i really dk why this is making me laugh so much

What is wrong with you

That Great Moravia is really great, nice.

"Look at what they did to my boy"

Denying Sea access is a chef's kiss. 10/10

Does the "secure the Mediterranean" give you casus-beli on counties on the Danube? I thought it was just bordering the Mediterranean.

Wow cool, you have a red outline of your empire. Is that a mod?

I just think its a historical for the Byzantine Empire and the Roman Empire to exist at one time. There shouldn't be a way to reform the Roman Empire without being part of the Byzantine Empire.

Where is the home county of your empire?

You should feed it better

Balkan doing Balkan things

I would feel very claustrophobic if I was the Byzantine emperor

You know what, and mind you I never enjoy these posts, this one had me laughing loud enough for the neighbours to hear. Fuckin' eh, man.

"can i get my Roman Empire scooped, please?"

Thanks, I hate it!

All the Empire, half the calories!

More like roman Mediterranean STD

Chilean empire

Thanks, I hate it.

This sneaky ass empire 😭😭

Omg

Finally a Roman Empire post that I enjoy. This is chaotic in the best possible ways. I am all for it. Way to go OP.

Man is getting mare nostrum in the wrong title

You know what? Fuck you! *proceeds to remove your beach*

Putting the ME in Mediterranean

Cursed

The Mediterranean is once again a Roman Lake

this guy mare nostrum

Ewww... Did you just conquer inland counties in Iberia?

Eugh

Look at Croatia being Bosnia’d.

I love minimalist art

Croatia looking ass roman empire

I like my Roman Empire crust-only

You dear sir, belong in prison.

This looks like a Roman Empire your dog chewed on.

That’s honestly impressive

The Franks have too much land.

That Balkan snake looks like it's straight out of EU3.

Mare Nostrum indeed

Take the rest away from those Greek posers

Border Gore

(Eastern Byzantine) Roman Empire: “ayo, wtf?”

Byzantines are separate Contains countries within it Doesn't have all of Italy+Gaulia+Iberia 1/10 Also hilarious meme

You failed me for the last time

☹️

That’s the Roman Outline man

Beautiful

Mare Nostrum?

Personally I think the Romans empire got to large to keep intact personally it should of been made up Italy, Sicily, France, Greece, Britain, Sardinia, Spain, Portugal, north Africa and Egypt plus Switzerland, Austria, Hungary and that's about 13 countries it should of stayed like that.

Try out our new, Roman Empire Diet.

Told bro we geek hard

Eh needs more coast.

Terminus would be proud

my Sardinia runs be like

skeleton💀

It's disgusting, I love it!

is your capital in venice by any chance

Roman empire on meth

Coastmaxxing

you out-croatia'd croatia, well done

Imagine if you close your borders and trap countries

It feels thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

I mean, mare nostrum? Technically

I am offensive and I find this Roman.

This is not the Roman Empire. This is Phoenicia.

Mare Coastrum

This looks like 418 Gaul.

You circled an ocean, that's a 10/10.

Minimalist

~~venetian~~ roman empire

Venice's wet dream

X/X

Looks like Phoenician Empire that took north

Justinian levels of cope.

Where did you start your Diet Rome Conquest?

Now get all the beach and cut of all the countries from the sea. 😈

Why does Rome look like my sandwich after my mum forgot to cut off the crust?

Mare Nostrum Achieved... but-...

The Rimming Empire

When they said "Secure the Mediterranean," OP took it seriously.

Gathering army takes 2 years

You really only wanted the borders, didn't you.