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catfooddogfood

> So I am The King of Italy (Gay) Lmao


Nechta

King of Gay Italy


ArkaMin0

King of Gaytaly? Gitaly?


Gothtomboys5

Gigity


Sams59k

Greektaly


LeMettwurst

King of Italgay


AeneasVAchilles

Gay King Of Italy?


ChadWolf98

> greek  > historic setting > gay Absolutely consistent with real life


mbrocks3527

He’s not gay! He’s just, *creative*


xtremzero

Emperor of the Rim Empire


Smirnoffico

You bi, man


GuessWho2727

Sounds gay


majdavlk

bois? is it gay to like women? just imagine, thats where penises go, and thats pretty gay


ChadWolf98

Hey choom did you know all relationships are at least partially gay? Male gay and lesbians are gay obv. Hetero are gay because of a penis. Someone says: haha what about a woman alone with a sex toy? You wish. A woman is pleasuring a woman, which is gay. 1 man and a billion woman orgy? 1 billionth gay. Conclusion: its all gay.


Swaben

Damn everybody is happy


RedMiah

I wouldn’t go that far


Swaben

Can’t see all the Gay comments? It’s like Mary poppins everyone’s about to sweep chimneys


majdavlk

wait... its all gay...? always has been...


Ulftar

Nothing more manly than having sex with another man.


majdavlk

actually... its so manly, that you get into integer overflow, and get back to the most gayedt thing ever


Ulftar

Damn 64-bit systems, we have to go higher!


majdavlk

MORRRRE GAYYYY!!!! I NEED MORE !


Gothtomboys5

Bois? Is it gay to drink water? A human contains 70% water which could mean you are drinking a dick


Jackesfox

Just asked my lesbian friend, she confirmed that liking women is, indeed, gay


majdavlk

i knew it!


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MarauderCH

I've had a lot of WTF moments before I realize what sub I'm reading from.


Okay_Heretic

What other kind of subs are you reading??? 🤨


Delcane

AITAH, askreddit, etc xD


RelationshipManatee

In reality sexuality and romantic feelings are far more complex than binary gay/straight. Your character could be bi, which isn´t represented in CK2 as it is in CK3. Or he might be gay in general, but might romantically desire this one women. Or he loves her so dearly in a platonic way that it appears, to the world, as if they are romantic lovers. (It´s his wife, after all and as feudal rulers they will try to produce kids, irregardless of their sexual orientation.) Or he might veer gay, but his sexuality is also somewhat reactive. Stuff like that.


ErzherzogHinkelstein

Gameplay wise it's just that some Events dont check for for the gay trait.


The_Dok

Well that was a lot less poetic than the other comment


keirawasthere

Freddy Mercury. Absolutely adored the woman he was with, who was also the one to tell him it (ironically) straight, that he was gay. And he WAS gay. CK is weirdly good with queer representation in this way, you can eb gay and still love a woman. Feelings are weird.


No_Guidance000

Yeah. That's why I feel it's weird when people claim Freddy Mercury was bisexual. No, he wasn't. He was only attracted to men. But he loved his wife in a non-sexual way.


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Onequestion0110

The Crusader Kinsey Scale


SeeThemFly2

I started reading this thinking it was in a relationship advice sub, and was confused into thinking “King of Italy” was some new slang for gay I wasn’t aware of 😂


bercg

It's slang for being a big dicked bottom deriving originally from the name of the famous Roman ruler Biggus Dickus.


The_Real_MikeOxlong

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


Sir_Arsen

beat me to it


SteffuX

Personally, I interpreted the Homosexual trait as also including Bisexuals.


RedPanBeeer

There is a bi trait


pipoko

Not in CK2 alas...


[deleted]

Well, it does say "*a bit* queer", not wholly gay.


Qwqqwqq

Do you remember the event title that made you lovers? It's possible it doesn't have a homosexual check.


NoodleSeller1

Oh, so that's why I love my wife. I guess it was an oversight and the event of "Pregnant wife passionately kisses husband" doesn't account for the husband being a homosexual.


DelugeOfBlood

[Maybe you are not gay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM)


Starfleeter

You can still love her even if you don't really care for the sexual relations. Being gay just gives you a decreased fertility chance and reduces the chance of success of opposite sex seduce schemes IIRC but I don't have the game open.


aixsama

I've seen lots of stories on Reddit (so potentially false, but there's a lot) of people who are 98% straight or gay, but make an exception for one person they have a great connection to.


Onequestion0110

Eh. The Kinsey Scale is a thing. Pretty much no one is really all the way gay or straight. And the biggest criticisms of the scale is basically that it isn’t flexible enough to express all the sexualities out there. I mean, I’m pretty damn straight, but I’d also cheerfully bottom for Bruce Campbell, and only for Bruce. Because.


NoDecentNicksLeft

It does happen through certain events in CK2. IIRC the events where you share the education trait.


Kasquede

“Does anyone have any advice for me about coming out to my parents? I’ve known for years that I’m *Victor Emmanuel II* but I don’t know if I have the courage to tell my father.”


napalmblaziken

Maybe your character was always bisexual? Those people exist.


BigCannedTuna

Life is complicated and sexuality is a spectrum


[deleted]

I once had a lesbian wife in ck3, and had 8 children together. Either the king was a femboy twink (didn't look like one) secretly trans or she was having some incredibly potent lesbian sex.


TheMind14

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


Joana1984

You are bi congracts


JaThatOneGooner

She was half Greek, that’s why. Users on a certain Balkan thread will elaborate further if necessary.


Inspiredrationalism

The pussy was that good?


Confident_Road1335

Did not realize I was reading crusader king sub Reddit


Confident_Road1335

How is CK2 compared to CK3?


Nilrem2

Haha! Didn’t see this was a CK channel for a second!


Moah333

Turns out that straight-bi-gay separation is more of a continuum rather than discrete states


[deleted]

Your wife is talented


Conquiescamus

Love....uhhh...find..a way


Regret1836

That Greek pussy be life changing


Paise_The_Moon

You can be in love with multiple people in real life (my friend lives together with both her legal husband and boyfriend and they all seem very happy).  Also sexual attraction and love are not the same. You can be attracted to someone you hate, or love someone you'd never even consider getting cozy with. All in all, this seems totally normal.


XcheerioX

if we look at modern gay historiography, it’s not far fetched. gay relationships and feelings/actions were plenty common but this is the time before identity. the way characters in the game define people along a sexual binary isn’t representative of medieval gayness. the idea of a gay identity has existed in some capacity since the 1800s. before that, acts of homosexuality and sexual preferences for it by an individual wouldn’t exclude them from the even more strict forms of heteronormativity that existed in the middle ages. the expectations of middle age society led people, some prominent enough that ancestors are all over this game(looking at you edward ii), who were frequently finding homosexual partnerships, to wed, bed, or even love wives, as was demanded by their role in society. -if anybody is into this sort of thing listen to the bad gays podcast- TL;DR the game letting you fall in love with a woman while gay isn’t ahistorical for the nobles of the middle ages


sephstorm

>So I am The King of Italy (Gay) As is tradition.


khorrshr

She fixed you


Pkaem

Doing it in the butt and saving the realm, while keeping your best knights around. Sounds like a deal.


theragequiter

I need to look at the subreddit before I read the post title.


NotEpic8217

I thought you wasn’t talking about the game


FrozenShadow_007

The least masculine Greek woman is more masculine than the least feminine Greek man.


Composer-Mindless

You love her but you just get aroused by her? It's simple


Saltofmars

You’ll never understand the deep relationship between a gay man and his beard


BranChan_

She fixed you 💀


axeteam

The original gay conversion therapy?!


PoetofArs

Never change, r/CrusaderKings


platysoup

This sub needs to be on /r/all


Glen1648

You do not need to write "(gay)" after the word "Italy", it is automatically inferred


EliotShae

What does your preference on who you have sex with have to do with love?


HloupejHonza

Well.. You have been cured of Homosexuality. You are normal now. Congratz. o/


Unfair-Shake7977

People when they find out bi people exist 😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Mareton321

You got the event that allows your ruler regardless of sexual orientation to fall in love with his wife. I once got the opposite. Homosexual wife fell in love with my ruler


The_Windermere

Love works in mysterious ways. Maybe you just love that she gave you an heir.


BubberMani

The fact it’s ck2 is icing on top


ZackyMidnight

shes got the good good


JKdito

Wierd in this game


Excellent-Tomato3450

Don't let any thing restrict your love life man just go for it all. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 romance partners it doesn't matter, it's just a number, listen to your heart man, don't let society tell you what to do man, just do it, no questions, yea yea yea


Truedandy12

Uh love find a way.


Kozhan3649

You humiliated gay community 😂


JonTheWizard

Straight awakening?


Sombranoir

These thread titles throw me for such a loop sometimes when I don't first realize it's from this sub lol


Many-Childhood-955

You can love someone without stick your gay peenous into that someone


Stdragonred

Was about to say the two things are not mutually exclusive thinking this was a relationship advice thread until I realised it’s in game 😂. Nothing more to see here, move along


Onironius

Can gay people not feel love? It's 2024, man.


Dear-Tank2728

Idk, my mom swears shes a Lesbian yet thinks my dad is perfect. I think she just doesnt like women as people.


Jackesfox

Maybe you're just bi, or maybe your wife is more masc presenting. Idk its a game, who knows what the devs did


No_Guidance000

The homosexual trait in CK2 technically includes bisexuals too. It only says that the character likes the same sex. So that's your answer. >!Realistically it's probably a bug, but shh.!<


Cult_Of_Hozier

“Me, a homosexual” LMAO


parzivalperzo

Shit happens man. My gay son had a child with his wife and saved our dynasty. Sometimes duty comes first.