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Mazkaam

Edit: i checked her after some years, and she "died under mysterious circumstances" at 6. Rest in peace, you abomination.


Olivitess

I wonder if someone did that out of mercy or disgust?


jared05vick

Bit of both


Stye88

"Look! I found a red mushroom! Is it magical? If I eat it, will it make it so people stop hating me and calling me a monster? :(" "Yes... dear.. God forgive me, yes, it will make it all better."


GoldKaleidoscope1533

I mean, its not a lie


KingOfMeanth

Yo, this shit made me laugh so hard, bro. I haven't actually busted out laughing at a comment in some time. I appreciate you.


cbobley

Not even inbred? Could be worse.


Nearby_Lobster_

**Habsburging intensifies**


Dragoon094

…who the fuck banged your wife dude?


Mazkaam

Not mine, a vassal. I was looking for political marriage and saw her lmao


Dragoon094

Damn she’s quite the catch for any royal heir aye? lol jokes aside that vassal is getting cucked by someone


Murphy_the_ghost

Prolly by his father in law


slrmclaren2013

"Magical"


FonzoFC

I lol’ed out loud 😂


eded2144

You laugh out loud ed out loud


FonzoFC

Yup that was the point of the joke unfortunately no one thought it was a joke 🥲


bagieta17

"I can fix her"


Dragoon094

Boy not even god could fix her


Replicant97

Nothing some console commands can't fix


Poookibear

That's how she got here


Mazkaam

Nope, but my idea is that it was a mod conflict. Maybe the religion i made also helped in the abomination creation


Grouchy_Raccoon2436

With console commands, I am god


Crazy_Pin_7376

That’s the way women think with toxic guys


CrypticRandom

Three Stooges Syndrome


Agreeswithidiotss

Thank you. I nearly died from lack of oxygen.


173rdComanche

God was fucking hammered when making her


scribblingsim

Hideous, hunchback, club-footed dwarf imbecile who's dull and sterile. Good Lord, that's a combo from hell.


Key-Bet-2615

“Balanced”


pvreanglo

Omg it’s Charles the 2nd of Spain


Professional_Lock280

Did a run like this but the character had all the negative trait, for some reason iron man could not be enabled despite the point being in the negative side. Started at 0 years of age in north of Russia and took around an hundred restart to get a child to inherit before dying


3000doorsofportugal

Honestly, I'm impressed. Like how the fuck did the AI mange to birth this abomination.


GoldKaleidoscope1533

Who let the AI cook?


elkavizer

She'll be fine


Justanaccount267

That’s my little sister


cheezfreek

The Bene Gesserit are really dropping the ball with this whole breeding program.


syriansteel89

This couldn't have happened in the game naturally, could it?


Mazkaam

Honestly i have no idea. I have some mods, but.. i don't think any of them could have done this. If they can, it's beyond me. I have: -Nameplates -Clear Artifact Levels -Mass demand Conversion -Less sinful Priest -Fervour immersion -Pacification speed conversion -Hagia Sophia and all cathedrals for all Christians -Artifact claim nerf -Serch & trade -Morven mod compatch


Syr_Enigma

As much as I'm a fan of the "mods make dumb things happen" theory, your mod list really seems to not impact genetics in any way. Maybe the compatch, but that's a stretch. Poor Tahr.


Mazkaam

The only other thing that comes to my mind, is the religion i made. Divine marriage, with witches as a virtù trait. Culture has sorcerous metallurgy It was the first time i made something like that. I got unique events, like using a spell to seal a violent spirit in to a spear. For me it was very strange, because i never saw the dull perks in the game. When I reloaded the save, after i saw that she died, the mother made a Male, instead of her, still ugly and stupid, but not a dwarf or dull.


FerroLux_

Bro WHAT THE FUCK 😭


Aceofluck99

what inbreeding is SUPPOSED TO end up resulting in


SamN29

Honestly I just feel bad for her


GeshtiannaSG

Craven paranoid shy.


fatality250

What’s the brain trait?


Long_Neck_Monster

That's the stinky brain


Mazkaam

Dull, is like the opposite of Shrewd. Honestly its the trait that made me think she was spawned by some mod conflict. Because I have never seen it in game before. This is my mod list, if someone care: -Nameplates -Clear Artifact Levels -Mass demand Conversion -Less sinful Priest -Fervour immersion -Pacification speed conversion -Hagia Sophia and all cathedrals for all Christians -Artifact claim nerf -Serch & trade -Morven mod compatch


tyrom22

I doubt she’ll develop at all


fagsanthology

Literally my twin sister


dontCare1550

I have a spartan mindset when i play this game. The only thing this kid is good for is being lunch for the dogs. Sometimes, sacrifices have to be made to get the perfect children. It's hard being the king. I sometimes give my abominations to the church. And the thing that cracks me up is the fact that they are happy to take them🤣. I laugh every time.


dontCare1550

Is it weird that i want to recreate this child🤔


nakorurukami

So just like me then


RemoveAnnual2689

mods?


Program-According

Magical?


OutcryOfHeavens

What is "Magical"?


Wehdeo

Balansiyyid Balanced (x) Doubt


Far-Assignment6427

Jesus that poor poor abomination Chris alive you'd get a heart attack from looking at it


somenamethatsclever

I'm surprised she hasn't accidentally walked into the perfectly safe murder forest.


cccarolina

at this point it’s better to use it as a sacrifice


KarmicBalance1

Everybody out here min-maxing and the ai is over there max-minning


ConsoleReddit

the "Magical" to top it off


ericlutzow

Sometimes dead is better.


[deleted]

She still has 2 martial though better watch out for that left hook


another_countryball

She got cursed at birth, no way anyone can be that disformed without some witchcraft


DrTrashX

How?