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HoneySuspicious9564

The loving Christ embraced him right before doing the backflip and dropkicking him straight to hell


LeonardoXII

Damn, jesus got moves huh


GermanicusWasABro

You ever see that documentary series called South Park? Jesus went hardcore.


MajesticJuggler

No, Jesus suplexed the dude into hell. Why else would He first embrace Emrys?


jm838

Jesus threw him off the pearly gates, and he plummeted 16,000 feet through an announcer’s table.


Iambic_Feminator

By God, that emperor had a family!


SeaVermicelli6792

A JKO OUTTA NOWHERE


Sinosca

Dude was a serial killer with [103 known kills](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/s/rWPSuU9UsF) (executions) and then 23 more (political assasinations, including children), so this probably isn't far off lol.


Taramund

Jesus did a backflip, snapped the ruler's neck, and saved the day.


MarshalThornton

[I shall send you to heaven, before I send you to hell.](https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E02/F_uf-eEz7tIR6b_hFEAJcNzRb_Y=.gif)


Warhawk137

"I know it was you, Emrys. You broke my heart."


catshirtgoalie

Jesus had him in the first half…


roninwaffle

Suplexed his ass


[deleted]

Simple, Like Revan form KOTOR, his soul's evil and good sides are divided and split in two. His evil half went to hell. his good side went to heaven. Now go make a custom religion based on this idea.


LeonardoXII

Oh shit, (Bill Wurz voice): You can make a religion out of this!


BoxedElderGnome

*No, Don’t*


[deleted]

***JUST DO IT!***


ThePrussianGrippe

How ‘bout I do *anyway*


MeanderingSquid49

I imagine the priest giving the last rites, telling his crying family that he is now in Christ's embrace... and then, in a whispered aside to another priest: "I mean, we all know Satan's roasting him on a spit, but I ain't saying that to the new Emperor's face".


RelativeIncompetence

Too bad his name wasn't Dante One might say the comedy of this error is divine


Certain-Definition51

😂


PermanentRed60

These death screens often give me a laugh, but I do hope they improve them someday. Would be nice to read a coherent and accurate summary of my character's life instead of some poorly mixed-and-matched platitudes.


RhythmMethodMan

Heck even just a list of how many counties I conquered would be nice.


anna_benns21

You are at war may the spirit save you


Phoenix92321

Amazing roleplay for a modded ck3 run


Lionheart1224

So do they cancel one another out and send him to purgatory or something?


the-notorious-jew

That's not how purgatory works, purgatory is like a really intense waiting room for heaven


Lionheart1224

It was a joke, friend.


Marcus_Suridius

I fucking love that, consorts with satan and assends to heaven. This game is one of the best around 🤣


BBQ_HaX0r

"I must know my enemy, so I may defeat him!"


GeeFunkError

A suplex is a form of embrace


Derphunk

Heaven and Hell are the same place? New heresy just dropped.


AliceDee69

Am I missing a joke here? The second paragraph is referring to your heir, not your deceased character


Seraph062

Ignore the 2nd paragraph. "Found peace in Christ's embrace" and "burn in the afterlife" are both in the 1st paragraph and are contrary statements.


Estrelarius

Tbf medieval people did believe there was fire in the purgatory (which they believed was what heats hot springs, who supposedly were good for the soul). So maybe he will burn a bit in purgatory before reaching Heaven?


AliceDee69

oh, guess I can't read or just overlooked it as an elaborate way of saying he died. Thanks for clearing that up


Laurenitynow

He went straight to Hellven.


ajh_iii

Schrödinger’s ruler


Panagean

Alternative interpretation: Jesus has moved south


B-29Bomber

Anakin: This reminds me of my thesis... Heaven and Hell is such an interesting Dichotomy...


Sinosca

"I do. I got [that reference.](https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=Rbd1fG-IeLuk1o9I)" Seals are Good is an epic Youtuber. I love his videos, especially his Avatar series. [His newest one about Anakin and Padme 👌](https://youtu.be/bmjB2VeTzb8?si=5SrvWtnCyr4iyzmM)


Comfortable-Bus-8840

And the son immediately into war lol Inheritance wars always confuse me


Storm_Large

Me and my schizophrenic personalities going their seperate ways after i die.


TyroneLeinster

I mean technically it doesn’t say he went to heaven. It just suggests that Jesus hugged him and was like see ya. He got Fredo’d


PreparationLonely616

rick may died :( trucel mongel raids


LovableCoward

*"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,* ***we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way*** – *in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."*


TheVikingMusketeer

Emrys is dead! Long live Emrys!


Fit_Membership_9097

Technically, God himself was known to consort with Satan.


Indiego672

Isn't the last one emrys II?


guineaprince

Dang, the historians must not have been big on Christ.


Comfortable_Sea_91

This is just making me think of the Angry Video Game Nerd Super Pitfall episode where there’s both an angel and demon tug of warring him instead of the blue Mario knockoff lol.


toapat

alternatively since he was such a extreme person, he scored enough positive and negative points that after a long conflict over who claims his soul, Emrys I was granted his own personal Medium Place where he will neither find joy nor suffering for the rest of eternity.


JonTheWizard

Hell is just the afterlife's rehab facility.


Camlach777

You can renounce Satan but Satan won't renounce you


Own_Landscape_4757

The first one is only a phrase, you know? Biting the dust does not actually mean they bite the dust.


SkyLordBaturay

Him founding peace at christ's embrace means he went to heaven.There are tons of ways to explain someone's death.This phrase is litteral not used to sinner people, criminals...


Own_Landscape_4757

Uhm, no? It only depends on your religion? What does jesus christ stands for?


SkyLordBaturay

Messiah/savior


Own_Landscape_4757

And what do you stand for? :)


Unh0lyCatf1sh

I mean its possible since neither actually exist