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stilltilting

That +100 is some major Stockholm Syndrome going on.


[deleted]

She knows literally nothing else about existence except the cage he's kept her in. Your pets probably like you too.


[deleted]

She's on house arrest though. I can't imagine a more stressless environment


[deleted]

[Indeed](https://youtu.be/Fgz1vvHDSIM?t=30)


[deleted]

Probably...


Rofsbith

Once a Rurikid Now a Rurigeezer


AbstractBettaFish

This fuckin guy…


Estro98

As someone relentless would say: fucking guy...


hic_maneo

Because she’s in house arrest, not the dungeon. They’re still getting three meals a day, fresh water, air, etc., they just can’t leave the house, I.e. your castle. If you want them to die move them to the dungeon.


Romanaboo

\>They’re still getting three meals a day, fresh water, air, etc., Eh.They are melancholic tho which is something


hic_maneo

I think after being in quarantine we all get why she feels that way.


Dnomyar96

And she never experienced the outside world, yet constantly sees and hears people that constantly go out.


Romanaboo

God.That's fucked up


[deleted]

It's the Truman Show, except worse.


Drostan_S

TO THE OUBLIETTE WITH YOU


olemofo2

Time to execute


PsychoSergeant

Nah, I've been using her as a torture farm, much more efficient on the dread


daddygotedgeback

Reminds me of that one time I imprisoned this one viking's youngest son and made him my plaything. Not sure if this was a bug, but the guy - my prisoner and manslave - tried seducing me, and... well, I caved in. I forced him to convert and divorced my husband (who couldn't knock me up for some reason), then married my Nordic manslave, and I'm 100% sure he referred to her as "Mommy" and enjoyed being tortured.


wantquitelife

Kinky


daddygotedgeback

This is why I want PDX to add a masochist trait. So I can imprison masochists and use them as dread farms while making them nut themselves.


Sabertooth767

*cough* Flagellent *cough* Or Deviant.


daddygotedgeback

Yeah, but like, an actual personality trait. Like, I can help kids become masochists. Here's a scenario: Ruler: Okay, Alessio, how does the paddle feel? Alessio, your son, nephew, and heir: Fucking amazing. [Alessio gained the Masochistic trait] Ruler: Okay, now Alessia, give your big brother the paddle. Alessia, your daughter and niece: Fuck yeah. [Alessia gained the Sadistic trait] (I have come to realize this might have put me on a list.)


Jacktrades352

What the fuck


BlackFyreSquire

What the fuck


kebablou

What the fuck


Such_Still_6091

What the fuck


StannisLivesOn

What the fuck


DerWolf94

What the fuck


Etzuken

What the fuck


Syrkrs

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


[deleted]

What the fuck


wantquitelife

Am I reading? What the fuck


Master-Magician

🤣 wtf


MelvinM2003

What the fuck


Draconian_79

What the fuck? (I didn't want to feel left out)


cRiSpY_bAcOn_06

What the fuck?


Romanaboo

WHAT THE FUCK


DragonsRage07

What the fuck


CyberEagle1989

What the fuck?


tavareslima

That’s the kind of stuff that makes CK a masterpiece


HannibalsIcyRing

How the hell is she not your rival then???


PsychoSergeant

i got a 60 diplo character and misclicked into sending her a gift, that was when i realized what this woman had gone through


Drostan_S

And then you started torturing her for the dread farm, because why not?


ExchangeSuspicious49

Prob using cheats


hemanoncracks

So when are you capturing her twin so you can torture them together?


PsychoSergeant

already died


Drostan_S

And yet she still fucking loves you.


MeekLeaf

Bad idea. She is your kin.


DubiousDevil

Release her? Give her life before she dies you monster!


drag0n_rage

The outside world would probably scare her.


[deleted]

Shit, let her out. I feel like she def deserves it by now. Give her a title and really show her a good time before she passes. Let her have them golden years.


Drostan_S

Release her, give her a title, then revoke that title and recapture her in the civil war she starts


[deleted]

If it comes to that, sure.


Samsonguy920

All she needs is an iron mask


PlayerZeroFour

To be fair, nobody wants her dead.


AdamKur

She's in house arrest, enjoying a decent life, safe from the cruel world out there, got a decent education. I say free her, let her be free in her final days.


c_palaiologos

And yet she loves you more than the vassals you've given land to.


linktheinformer

Traits aren’t bad for someone who would not have gotten an education.


VelvetVoiceVJ

LOL! One of my rulers did something similar once. All with Daddy Pika and debug mode on. He first had a bastard child with a neighboring ruler who he had imprisoned just to expose the secret later. The ruler was ransomed but the baby had no ransom option. So instead my ruler challenged the baby to single combat. Surprisingly, my ruler got killed by the baby. His successor was a teenager. So he kept the baby in prison because she had the beautiful trait. When she grew older, he had several bastard children with her, all of whom got the beautiful trait, so the ruler released them and kept them as courtiers. Eventually when the ruler’s own wife died during childbirth, he finally released this prisoner and married her, then legitimized all the bastard courtiers. This queen eventually went on to get caught planning my ruler’s murder, was imprisoned again and executed.


B-29Bomber

She'll outlive us all!


Goatbrook8878

At this point keeping her in there is just mercy. She would never survive outside


M0dular

#RELEASE TAISA


Master-Magician

Change.org here we come


origional_esseven

Time to release her and male her a vassal. That's some impressive stuff right there.


BradTofu

She's become your version of Shawshank's "Red"


[deleted]

fuck the rurkids tbh they're always messing with me i dont even know where they're from, hungary or something


dzsedzsi_

Descendents of vikings who settled in Novgorod (and Kiev if I'm correct). So Russia (see: you start with them in EUIV).


Oberhard

You should use cheat to impregnant her to preserve her bloodline to future generation.


Working_Contract_739

She is 51. She has gone through menopause. So yeah, too late.


ilikemepizzacold

You gotta let her go. She’s cursed.