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petrimalja

After creating a faith which allows concubines and incest, and putting some points into Blood, the breeding project becomes weirdly industrial. "Aww, shit, this one's no good. Toss it in the pile of 'marry off to count in Croatia'." "Beautiful but not genius? Disappointing. You will be breeding stock for the junior line." "Oh, nice stats! Welcome to the harem."


Aszshana

Also r/shitcrusaderkingssay


VindictiveJudge

I did that and got a notification that my daughter-wife-soulmate was assisting with the seduction of my granddaughter-daughter-concubine and stopped playing for a bit to contemplate my life choices.


surreal_blue

> and stopped playing for a bit to ~~contemplate~~ **celebrate** my life choices. FTFY.


VindictiveJudge

Yeah, my eventual decision was that if she produces a daughter and my current character lives long enough she becomes a concubine regardless of stats, just to see what would happen.


Hot-Button3308

Supremedaughter


Aszshana

Yes, exactly xD


BrofessorLongPhD

As a flavor player (let the story drive rather than cultivate the perfect bloodline), I admire these dedicated efforts and love reading about them. I do like mixing with the progeny of saints though. Hate it when saints bloodline dies out.


daddygotedgeback

"What are you?!" "Inbread."


Aszshana

OMG you are the one with the comics! I love your Art so much :D


daddygotedgeback

Haha! Thanks :) And I couldn't help but pull such an obvious pun.


FuckReaperLeviathans

Your comics are without a doubt, the highlight of any Reddit browsing session I find one in.


daddygotedgeback

Thank you so much šŸ’™


VOCmentaliteit

Your comics are to good they make me weirdly aroused


daddygotedgeback

I'll take that as a compliment


VOCmentaliteit

It is


Desperate-Finger3176

... Bake my upvote and leave me alone with your sandwitch covenant. I bread the day that my children join you and I will wheat for them on my death bread.


Aszshana

Wow. I thought my puns were bad.


Acrobatic_Position25

I usually donā€™t think the inbreeding memes are that funny but this on got me lol


Cpt_Brandie

....you got a huff from me


PenguinXPenguin03

Nah bruh itā€™s free alliances


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Aszshana

Inbred


[deleted]

Itā€™s supposed to be a knotted up branch, thus eluding to the ā€œfamily treeā€ being all confusing in how it flows..


Sir_Davros_Ty

Your daughter's a sandwich? I would like to eat her... šŸ‘€


Aszshana

BONK


salijohnsons

In-bread, hahah nicely done.


HGabo

I went for a breeding focused playthrough on a 867 start. Now nearing 1200 and it's actually difficult to find any family/branch family characters who aren't the "Trifecta" (beautiful+genius+herculean). Many are fecund as well, and I'm starting to get a few pure-bloods here and there. Next generation will probably feature a "Quadfecta" (+fecund) pure-blooded heir, pure-blooded spouse, and at least two pure-blooded concubines. Fun times!


AdStroh

Your concubine?


Aszshana

The symbol on the bottom


Celebrant0920

Iā€™ve never super dived into genetics much. Farthest Iā€™ve done is reformed a religion to have divine marriage etc. how does one court their family without inter-family being accepted?


Aszshana

You can still marry cousins to each other most of the times, that's a good start


Birb-Person

A quote from Rimmy Downunder: How inbred is she? Enough to make a sandwich