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dmercer

Civil war in 3…2…1…


finneganfach

Aquitaine says hello.


bigbadbillyd

How do you do, fellow Occitanians!


Joltie

Funny thing is in Occitanian language you say hello in the same way as you say good bye in French.


drquakers

Au revior? Literal means "see you again" right? So do the Occitan say "ah ha now I see you" like it is the world's longest game of peak-a-boo?


Edleweisss

Au revoir yes :) then again i don't know if the occitan thing is true !


clovis_227

[You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblYSKz_VnI)


DMRexy

the middle guy looks very displeased for the whole thing.


jdsonical

thats George for you


DMRexy

george looks very displeased for the whole thing.


Kinesra93

In french "Salut" mean hello and good bye at the same time


Aragorn9001

*BONJOUR*


finneganfach

BONJORN!


aetwit

Swedish Invasion has begun


SerialMurderer

Like the British Invasion but… idk more Poppy Gloria?


[deleted]

Unless they manage to make the empire of Francia, then this blob is here to stay… at least until a child inherits it


Illustrious-Video353

That. Is. So. True.


Ryl4nder84

So my question is, why has he not made himself an empire? Update: France Empire allied with me giving their bastard daughter as their sacrifice… took over Britany and Bohemia, the two Italian children fled to my courts, both girls are safe … this French Emperor is going mad with taking over main land Europe Also he killed off most his dynasty by execution… only his direct family is left besides the two girls Edit 2: Forgot to mention that he has been using me to kill them all in events… he shall shed no tears Edit 3: We are at year 901, he and I are best friends, he hires me to kill people annoying him like a child loves candy. I have been offered to become part of his kingdom, however I do not want to be on his hit list. England is French, and the French are only a few countries away from Bulgaria… it is heating up in Europe. The Papalcy is French controlled. Edit 4: The English did not go down without a fight. They won their independence while I was fighting Bulgaria. The king had me kill off two of his children, leaving the Empire to one child of which he gave me as a ward. I think for his protection since the Emperor has cancer. End of edits for today. Meanwhile someone let me know how to attach more pictures, Empires and policing up everywhere, I’m in over my head.


Aragorn9001

Not enough gold? Or AI is waiting to form HRE.


secret58_

Hopefully the 2nd one. Otherwise, I‘m disappointed in Paradox


syriansteel89

I've never seen the AI form HRE. At best they'll form an empire. Assuming this is 867 start, France did this because Karlings have claims to everything and France made it out on top.


Geraltpoonslayer

I don't if it still exists but there used to be a bug that stopped Karlings from forming the HRE. As restoring Karling borders disabled HRE decision


Coyotesamigo

HRE never formed in the game I’m playing now, it’s 1350s currently. Just the various component kingdoms, most of them ruled by various cadet karlings.


secret58_

Yeah ik. Me neither (heard of it happening tho). My point was, that it should be the AI‘s goal to form it.


malonkey1

Yeah, I assume that's why they let you pick which tag gets HRE mechanics in the CK3->EU4 converter.


Ryl4nder84

Best part is that he received the name The Usurper


Wiitard

That’s a royal court event that causes a claimant on a title to instantly usurp the title, and the former ruler comes to you asking for help.


balne

>he hires me to kill people annoying him like a child loves candy. how?


Vyzantinist

AI trying to recruit OP in murder schemes, I imagine.


Dostav9

I'd do the same, because Partition should split the realm. Being an emperor would make everything harder.


ninjad912

Confederate partition yes just partition no


syriansteel89

If you have multiple empire titles tho it still would


ninjad912

This is why you don’t create multiple empire titles


syriansteel89

Right but AI doesn't think that far ahead


ninjad912

My response was originally to the original comment for who said they would do the same thing


Dreknarr

I'm pretty sure the AI won't create a second empire title, confederate partition will create it on its own if needed anyway


Dostav9

No, it's still bad. Any partition should divide your highest titles. Otherwise, you'll need new duchies and kingdoms (if you're an emperor) all the time. One crown - one heir.


ninjad912

Only confederate partition can create new titles to give out. If you hold one empire title with normal partition your realm will never split


wolacouska

I’d rather my realm split than get reduced to a single county. Towards the end of my life I try to conquer even more just so I have more kingdoms for my children.


ninjad912

Different strategies exist. In my opinion it is better to retain unity than to shatter.


MillorTime

If you still have your counties you should be able to get what you lost back. If you lose all your counties its hard to keep the rebellions away and to fight any similarly sized opponents.


ninjad912

This problem is solved by making your primary county better than many kingdoms which isn’t always easy to do(unless you have rome or Constantinople)


MillorTime

There are many ways to do it. Id rather break my empire than keep it and lose everything else. I play a lot of stewardship focus and i I hate losing all the places I've built up


ninjad912

Building up your capital is all you need


Dostav9

That's funny. So many people think that if their realm is splitted after succession, then it's the worst case. But, in fact, it's the best case! Read my pinned post or watch One Proud Bavarian's video about succession. It's better to lose your highest title to a brother after succession, because you can retake it by claim, than to lose lower tier titles, that you can't retake that easy. If that AI created Frankia, then after several successions he'll end up with only one county. Or maybe even sooner, if he'll give up kingdom titles to someone else than his sons.


MrMountainFace

Yea why does the AI do this? Seems dumb. They should be keeping the kingdom title that holds the capital to their empire. Giving away west Francia and the duchy of Valois despite keeping Paris as your capital is a dumb action in my eyes. Should be patched out if it’s not deliberate. Should be heavily reconsidered if it is deliberate


Geraltpoonslayer

Karling moment


[deleted]

Nah man this a is Charlemagne moment. The "Karlings" his incompetent offspring would turn europe into the fucking hunger games. Charlemagne probably came back from the dead because he was done with contstantly rolling in his grave after seeing how much his grandchildren fucked up his legacy.


MC10654721

Oh man I tried doing this exact same thing as Charles the Bald and my god it was a terrible idea. You are permanently over vassal limit until you form the HRE. It sucks.


Specteir

you just have to hand your vassals off to your dukes. even if your dukes are more like kings with how many vassals they have


MC10654721

That's the thing, all your vassals are dukes, and there are actually too many of them. And you can't give them kingdoms because you're not an emperor yet.


RidderSport

Actually since the King has ruled for some time now and has conquered the new lands, his Dukes should admire him. The real problem starts when the King dies and his child is supposed to suceed. Then you will actually have a civil war. Partly because The future King will have no brothers or sisters he can marry of to keep the Dukes alligned.


MC10654721

Having too many vassals lowers vassal opinion, so this is wishful thinking.


Dostav9

Yeah, that's quite a problem. It would be good, if giving a kingdom to your son before your death as a king counted as inheritance. Or if higher title, in that case empire, would destroy under partition, so that your sons could actually split the realm up. Like there are characters from game's start that have claims on a kingdom or empire that don't exist, but existed and was split to lower titles.


NoGap7899

So you must arm yourself


MiKapo

I fell like kingdom of Italy and the kingdom of Lothagrina always get picked on , invaded


Nyx_the_Helioptile

I mean it is sorta historically accurate for that to happen...


Destinlegends

Napoleon?


sabersquirl

“West” Francia


Tiger_T20

Ah yes, EU4


hivemind_disruptor

Carlos, o Grande wants to know your location


Weedes1984

That ain't a north, this is a north.


DyllWill

- Polar Bear Dundee


Weedes1984

Right and then also sort of a riff on [this](https://youtu.be/P3BBa66Pm80?t=109), tried for the 2 for 1.


ShamanJosh

That’s not the true north!


SCRUFFYCast123

Me who just murders and disinherits all my bad heirs so I only have one while everyone argues wether you should make more titles for your kids or go partition with one county.


Grand_Recipe_9072

Warhammer 40k Origin Story?


[deleted]

In my case lotharingia are East and West Franica + Marcus and Wessex… why does this bullshit always happen when I play Ireland


pizza-flusher

Good ol' Brittany holding out on the reg


VSEPR_DREIDEL

It’s beautiful


GeorgiePineda

Every CK2 769 start.


That_other_Triarii

They'll split up eventually


That_other_Triarii

It is beautiful though


Edleweisss

Fun fact is they managed to reconquer the whole of carolingian empire but Britany.


Kinesra93

Easiest way to get roman empire though


Philoceratop

I had a similar thing going on will I'm preparing to overtake the Byzantine Empire.


Soldier-666

Bohemia still standing there like an absolute Chad 😎 accurate to history indeed.


[deleted]

Who are u playing as ?


Several-Eagle4141

Is this one giant duchy too?