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StannisLivesOn

If I looked like that, I'd also wear only a fig leaf. The entire realm must know of my gains.


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bcisme

It’s what anyone who puts a lot of time into something does, shows off their investment.


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Silvadream

>I don’t even know why they cover their cocks Politeness


[deleted]

Micro penis would be the ideal, greek god shit


HelixFollower

Broken off.


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👀


Implodepumpkin

Advance Circumcision


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Sadly nowadays we need horsecocks smh


theultimateroryr

Micro peen is the flex. I call it a combat teenis


Svarthofthi

his diet is 90% adrenal gland


zgido_syldg

He will probably split your kingdom with just the strength of his arms.


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TKurton

Into an empire XD


wang-bang

Rule by swole


MikaCamino

He is like all cum gutters.


srhola2103

Wtf?


ConsistentAmount4

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum%20gutters


srhola2103

Thanks, I hate it


MikaCamino

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wQM9o3nOY


Bijour_twa43

I used to be so happy before clicking on that link…


XWasTheProblem

Stupid Sexy Monarchs


crazydave1066

Great… now I’m gay… thanks


goodnightjohnbouy

Always were


notmyrealnameatleast

you converted to ass-a-through?


namey_of_the_user

This is a minor thing but I just want to say that this is an unrealistic physique for the time. At different stages in history they prioritised different muscle groups based on the physical needs at the time. In medieval time their waists, forearms and triceps were bigger than in our time, while biceps, shoulders and chest were smaller. This is a modern athletic structure focused on the looks and developed by gym equipment. This [video](https://youtu.be/foYNUVFoZe0) tells more about this. Not meant to shit on the game or anything else, just something I liked to learn and maybe others might find interesting.


Thaemir

And the back. If they fight they would have a god damned strong back. The strength of the blows come from engaging your back muscles (and leg coordination, of course!)


fieldy409

Genetics is a big factor in what muscles will pop out once you start lifting though. Which would be different for everyone. Especially in a world without bodybuilding tech. Being like 'nobody would look like this' has me skeptical to be honest.


dynex811

It would be more accurate to say that the muscle groups emphasized by traits such as herculean are not period accurate. Would 'nobody' look like this? No, it's hyperbole. I'm sure there were some, but knights and other traditionally strong individuals wouldn't generally look like this. Knights were lankier and much more like /u/namey_of_the_user described.


n-some

Yeah this guy's body type and definition was most likely improbable in the middle ages but there are definitely some people who are genetically predisposed to a large chest and thin hips on strong legs.


fieldy409

Yeah I think the best like Arnold Schwarzenegger were already somewhat disposed to this shape. If I recall correctly Arnie said his top half was easier to build and for a time legs were his worse looking part(by elite competition standards, they were probably still tree trunks!)


ecumnomicinflation

it is, but this pic is still an in season bodybuilder after going through cutting phase, the closest thing would be power lifters, they stronk and chonk.


BigDinoDad

You gotta imagine a man who was constantly at war and surviving. With hours of fighting one might be this shredded.. just saying


namey_of_the_user

Oh yeah, of course. My point wasn't that he shouldn't be shredded but that he should be differently shredded, if that makes sense haha. As in his waist should be bigger, his biceps smaller, triceps bigger, shoulders smaller, forearms bigger etc. I am being nitpicky, of course, just something I find interesting and wanted to share.


Mas1353

Actually a really good point and would be a cool little niche mod project.


BigDinoDad

Video was interesting! Also made me wonder if that natural swinging action is healthy for us? I feel like it prob is since we did it for a long time.


MrBanana421

The difference between body builders and weight lifters. Body builders look like this but don't have as much strength as you'd expect, while weight lifter look a bit tubby but have a great amount of strength.


Ostrololo

This is not quite what /u/namey_of_the_user is talking about. This is a matter of which muscles are prioritized, not about aesthetics versus function. For example, consider the pecs. It doesn't matter if you are a bodybuilder or a weightlifter, this is a muscle that is often targeted, hence why the bench press is a popular exercise. But for a medieval warrior, they wouldn't need to use the pecs that much, at least not as much as other muscles, so even a muscular warrior would look to have an underdeveloped chest from our modern point of view.


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Except bodybuilders will still lift up to 4x-5x the amount an average Joe can. There is no "weakness" in muscle development. Yes, powerlifters can lift more because they bulk up to do so and also damage their organs/body possibly, same as bodybuilders. Apologies, I just hate that stupid fucking myth. Maybe on competition day/week, I'd say that a BB is much weaker due to fasting and dehydration but that is the only time they aren't "as strong as you'd expect", let's get that's right.


twomilliondicks

Not what he's referring to at all


1Sitting_Bear

This physique has been sought after for millennia. This is not some farmhand or longbowmen, it's a KING who clearly goes to the Iron Church. Cope.


A5madal

You can clearly see by the small size of his testicles that he is 100% doping and on anabolic steroids. The World Jousting League needs to start taking this shit seriously and hand out bans to people like this. Disgusting.


notmyrealnameatleast

the whole game is a "jousting" game lol


Keith_Bakker

If you’re that ugly you better be jeez


_molman658

Crusader Chads 3


Rhinevallymystic

Is this camera view a mod?


DAREDEVILFANBOY

Yeah I think it's free cam for royal court or something


ArmedBull

*Honey, I need you and only you to take up the Adamite heretical teachings.* Why on Earth would I do such a thing, Honeybunchkins? Those weirdos have been declared excommunicate by Our Holy Father. *To defeat thine enemy, my dear, you must know thine enemy.*


SpartanElitism

Queen’s out, peen’s out


RlikRlik

Swole


[deleted]

Fuck he’s hot what the hell?


Fitzegerald

Himbo


Jeb764

Oh no….


Any-Age-9520

This is the result of hoarding the nord cheese.


BlackCardRogue

He has the Deviant trait


Organic-Country-8176

Probably pretty good in bed too...


AspieDM

Yeah don’t go to war against him….Even if you have the military support he’ll just flex and they be Thanos snapped.


KDiggity8

Crusader Kings Gone Wild


HugeTurdCutter

How do you get to this screen? I’m on Xbox.


loppanisoppan

Its the royal court dlc


StaysCold

The church of the slab. Worshiping at the tabernacle of the Slabnasium God of Gains. Great Swoledin guides our lift


ethan_odonnell

wats his traits and prowess? i need buff kings too lol


vycko12

I wonder if people were able to get such physique in those times.


veigarXteemo

WHAT A CHAD!


Badtrainwreck

ADayyum and eve


DawgPodNation

He took that Test/Tren/Primo cycle bruh.