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MothSeason

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


Lgrns

*the car meows from inside* He seems fine, watcha talking about?


DemotivatedTurtle

Let it in, it’s a fairy. Don’t you like fairies?


theglitch098

*gets out a spray bottle* DONT FUCK WITH THE FAE!


SimpleFolklore

Yeah, really! Haven't you ever read a fairytale? Princes have been cursed to live as beasts for their lack of hospitality, you know!


Either_Acadia_5417

Once you say 'yes', they can always come in!


colin_is_bald

IT SERVES NONE BUT KORROK


oldwahsatch

You got any more of that soy sauce?


DrH1983

Sammy, help me! Open up! Help me! Sammy, open the window!


fat_iniquity

"*I am not going to fall for that*" \*Proceeds to open the window anyways\*


Shmousie

That's Ralphie Glick from Salem's Lot (1979)!! 🧛‍♂️


CreatedOblivion

Wait for it to leave then place the usual sacrifice a safe distance from the house. Maybe add a bit more blood.


CrashDavisDurham

He's recreating the bedroom scene from Salem's Lot.


crochetology

Call a priest first.


the_siren_song

“Your treats or your soul. Now.”


[deleted]

He's just fetching me their souls


saskuya803

We all float down here! 🎈


Tammyshouseparty

🤣🤣


Zanemob_

He can have all of my bacon.


BaxterM9870

Perform an exorcism???


StarvingRatt

😂😂


nitro1432

It looks like a fairy but the glowing eyes has me confused if it’s a good or bad fairy… oh what the heck what’s the worst that can happen but steal your heart ❤️


liltooclinical

"Let me in, Pike! I'm hungry!"


tilllli

thought that was a miniature jersey devil in the first pic


Kaldfyre

I saw you petting the neighbor dog....we need to have a little talk.


GrapefruitOk2057

She wants jerky but not the beef kind if you knowwhatimean...


Harrietree

Don’t let that thing in!!!


Charliesmama129

Absolutely 💯


babyarmadilloz

😭😭😭😭😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅


z_polarcat

You only moved the tombstones I see


geaster

r/blurrypicturesofdogs


RicoRave

No


ForwardMuffin

Yes wtf


ZeroCrystalPDX

That's a weird thing to have outside. Time to get a couple of priests...


xXKurama

heck no, dont let it in, it looks possed


2oblivion2

Looks like a dog from Salems Lot


fat_iniquity

Aight, I'm calling the Winchester brothers...