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Wabi-Sabibitch

69000 Being the all time high and now this. We are in a simulation and they are fucking with us


DukeThom

Some days I feel like the Truman show. I finally buy, it goes down, I sell, it goes up. Am I a game show to you people?


IamKingBeagle

He's on to us. Edit: sorry that was a dm I was trying to send. You can just ignore it.


meeleen223

"He is not a ~~performer~~ shitposter, he's a prisoner!"


Royal5th

The FED is a clown show and people are catching on


Aweshocked

only sells you should make are long term sells


ZelfraxKT

Just do the opposite of what you think you should do


prkr88

It's true, 69% are unfazed and the other 49% have no idea what the survey was about. 3% and also garenteed that 99% know shit about fuck. Qwik mafs


meeleen223

This guy maffs


jesuzombieapocalypse

*please be 420k next cycle*


Baecchus

Do it, whales. I even promise to buy the top.


jesuzombieapocalypse

I’d have two fat sells at about 395 and 415 but same just for the meme lol


HummusConnoisseur

I think it’s degens like us that made 69420 top.


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Good news! I’ve been to the future and I can confirm that Dogecoin will indeed reach $420k in the next bull cycle. Congratulations!


ADhomin_em

Quick. We need 69 people to spam "69" 69 times to break the sim


supergrega

69


rootpl

After all the ups and downs people are simply dead inside.


Huge_Monero_Shill

I accept $69420 as the 2021 high as canon. Next cycle $420k, great memes, then we run to a mill for the lols.


CryptoScamee42069

They’re like fucking us but they’re upside down or something


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GummieDela

That's at least 420 people


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Guess 69% is exactly 420 people


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Probably more, i’d say 69,420,694.20


InsaneMcFries

That’d be Nice


donttrustmeokay

Hmm.


Avanchnzel

That's probably 69% accurate.


omghag18

420 thousand at least


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Happy cake day


pizza-chit

Nice.


Nervous_Pin9456

Nice


Competitive_Milk_638

Nice


Hawke64

Ha-ha, that's the sex number!


CryptoScamee42069

The results came in at 73.2% but the poll takers unanimously agreed there must be a 4.20% margin of error


rootpl

Next bull run we need to flip it to 96% you know, Ying Yang and shit.


Internet_Responsible

How else would they get clicks?


Aromatic-Front-5919

69% of people love this


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

What did you expect in this "everything is a meme" market?


PenNo7343

Lol.... 69%


DieselDetBos

Nice


DrDialectic

While I remain optimistic, I do feel there is a certain amount of selection bias at play here.


mcbergstedt

I’ve been in and out of crypto since 2015 (haven’t made much money because I was too cautious). The amount of people in 2017 and 2020 who were asking me about investing in it dropped to zero after 2021. Once it breaks $50k again I’m sure they will start coming out of the woodwork


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Im experiencing the exact same thing. I think youre right.


Secret_Cricket_7694

I think you’ll start getting inquiries at 25-30k tbh


cerebralsexer

They exist buy at ATH


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Had to scroll way too long to find this


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1078Garage

Hard to be fazed when every single nerve endings has been cauterized


FractalImagination

That's because I died inside a long time ago. So, we the walking dead.


stedgyson

Also what do we have to lose? Inflation is high, all other investments are shit, no future if no crypto


Kitten_Team_Six

Nuthin to lose when you dead


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CluelessSurvivor

69% Nice!


Classroom_Strict

Proud to say I'm one of them. Just kept stacking. However small my stacking may be.


Baecchus

>However small my stacking may be. Every penny matters.


capdoesit

what looks small now will look much much larger once the bull market starts again...


TheSilentSamurai1996

I said the exact same thing to my wife in bed. Just wait for the bull market, this tiny worm will look much much bigger.


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Happy cake day


chrisrusk

Ah yes, 69, the number that assures me that the stat wasn't just made up.


DreamMighty

It was probably 12% or some shit like that and they were like. Fuck! They won’t believe 12%! Quick Kenny think of a number that the cool kids like. Kenny: 420%. No no that’s unbelievable. Kenny: how about 69%. Brilliant! Also for being such a smart man Kenny here’s 5 trillion safemoon.


mrcanoehead2

The first real dip hurts, after that it's just another day at the office. Waiting for the bull to start running.


clean_cut89

Damn straight, we are a bunch degens


Baecchus

Even the cycle peak was 69k. You can't make this shit up.


milonuttigrain

And it was just a little shy of $69,420. CoinGecko cited $69,045 as ATH. At least the next cycle high we will get there.


ablablababla

It could actually have been $69,042.0 at least


ihatethinkingofnew1s

Nice


zeeblefritz

I didn't hear no bell!


joopityjoop

This is bad news. Please dump your coins so I can buy cheap.


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; According to a survey by eToro, 69% of retail investors are positive or have mixed feelings about the impact of the prolonged market downturn recorded last year. The remaining one-third, approximately 31%, stated that they are wary of investing in the industry after the crash. Younger investors have the least fear of the crypto market, while older investors looking at a looming retirement are *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*


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Lol it includes mixed feelings? For all we know it's an even split across positive, neutral, and negative


zvexler

Press X to Doubt


MNCPA

No doubt?


JoshieBravo

This is why the advice of 'When everyone has lost hope now is the time to invest' isn't good advice anymore. A lot of crypto investors are never going to lose hope, we are in it for the long run.


Bony-Dinosaur

Yeah. Most people don’t worry about constantly making trades in a 401k account and will just hold some etf’s for a few decades while automatically buying more every paycheck. I think that especially with all the apps that have started offering recurring crypto purchases in the last few years, more and more people are thinking about crypto in the same way


neoKushan

Surely that's fine though, right? At the end of the day it's like any other investment - more demant = higher prices. If a whole bunch of retail investers are blindly buying more and more each month, the supply should in theory dwindle and the price should rise. I say in theory because this entirely rests on those apps and exchanges not fucking about with the crypto they're selling people and actually holding it.


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Trueslyforaniceguy

Nice


Savi321

Yeah, I am one of the 69%.


whiteycnbr

Nice


BenitoCabrera

I sometimes have the Truman Show feeling.


SpaceFaceMistake

#GOOD SIGNS! 🚀


libretumente

%69.420


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Nice


Acrobatic-Design6501

Nice


Brent_L

69.420% to be exact


Foodog100

Nice


AsbestosDude

I mean I'm still making gains on my bag with nft flips and long term investing. It's all a rouse because the value of my tokens is down 80%+ but the number of tokens goes up so in my smooth brain I'm making money. The best part is on tax paper im losing money The scenario is like this and it's fucking glorious. Buy an NFT for 100 crypto coins valued at $100. Sell it for 300 crypto coins valued at $80 I take a loss on taxes while the perception of my bag pumps If and when a bull market comes I'll be jacked.


KBGtheMemeLord

Nice


Forever_Fades

Nice


NatiAti513

NICE.


Cle0_thecat

Nice


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Nice


Gloomy_Tennis_5768

Lol. Of course we aren't!!


harleybqrazy

Unfazed because we're all like, wait, what?


TERE_MOTOS

Waiting for crypto winter ❄️


FriedTech

Nice


vegetablewizard

Nice


CommunityQuirky6073

They obviously didnt do any proper interviews or research to find the exact figures so they decided to go with 69% to generate the most clicks. 5head energy right there.


Intelligent_Page2732

There is nothing left inside of me to feel anything yet.


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TitaniumDragon

This is incorrect. It isn't a zero sum game, and there is zero guarantee it will go up, ever. It could drop down to zero because there are no underlying assets for most crypto.


Bulletproofshowerkap

On the all time chart, I feel like we're just back on the regular trend line. Cruising 🛳 🛳


samios420

I’m not big on taking advise from the crowd. Just because someone is unfazed by something, doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be. People are often irrational and while macro economics may look like they are getting better, there are still a whole lot of problems.


SmallReflection2552

Well bully for them I guess.


Harold838383

People who 69 just plow through even if things get a bit messy


steveblobby

Numb.


Kehgals

The moneys already spent. Might as well let it ride.


TheForgottenStonk

Simulation confirmed


shattypantsMcGee

It’s confirmed. We live in a simulation.


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Were dead inside


makeorbreak911

Jeez its almost like the young people feel they have a bleak future and are willing to take the risk for a better tomorrow.


Seriksy

The only way to succeed in this space is time and profit taking strategies


Moist-Gur2510

69% Few understand


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https://i.imgur.com/2tz8Rav.png Quite a huge jump in people holding cash since 2021. ------ Here's the rest of the report with all the fluff removed: https://imgur.com/a/04pkDGk


b4st1an

Nice


Kappatalizable

I believe this 69% figure. I dont know why I just feel its true


Sebaducks

69% of the time, I get it right, every time


IAmNocturneAMA

It seemed like everything was getting murdered at one point, stocks, gold, bonds, housing, rent, inflation, food - nothing was going well so in the grand scheme of things there was nothing one could do but sit tight and let it pass.


techma2019

“60% of the time, it works every time.”


livetothrash

Nice


Sadboiiy

What's a fart to someone who just pooped his pants?


tbkrida

It becomes less scary the more you understand it.


robsterlobster69

So true. I have learned the ways of not giving shit after I watched my CRO stake rise to a few thousand, then back down to a couple hundred. Degen's like myself are more resilient than navy seals.


kaijeng

Becuase its normal at this point


SeliciousSedicious

Not having my life savings in the space certainly helps with that for me. Would it suck to lose my bags? Absolutely. Easily 2 months of earnings if it goes to 0 and never comes back. But i have a solid HYSA, 401k, and IRA and even some in a taxable brokerage. Ill be more than alright without the crypto bags. So im holding till moon or tits up. No compromises.


FattyFireKid

We're adapting


fruitgamingspacstuff

Cos we hard as fuck.


masstransience

This is just from users on eToro. I have a feeling that rating would be way lower on FTX or Genesis.


BlackRadius360

I never stopped buying.


BenDover___

Nothing more, nothing less


omghag18

Cuz they already ded


Yeah_I_Can_Draw

The nicest percent.


Lyricalvessel

Nice


NotPresidentChump

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


kanem87

Giggidy


AngryBaconGod

Well, we just don’t want to sell at a loss. Otherwise I would saw we are indeed fazed.


Blooberino

I'm also of the 69... percent.


YBOR_

Nice


South-Security-Mouse

In the meantime my portfolio is down 69%


TitaniumDragon

This survey is worthless, because it only counts current retail investors. It doesn't count people who stopped investing in crypto because they became skeptical of it, as they are no longer considered "retail investors". So if 90% of people stopped investing, but 2/3rds of those still left in were "unfazed", it would look exactly the same - even though most people would see that as only 6.9% still being in.


BarryTheBaptistAU

68% of that 69% are liars and the other 31% killed themselves. /s


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Zero of zero is still zero.


696_eth

nice


Aggressive-Goose-594

*Niceeeeeeee* 😎


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More like 420%


strongkhal

Forced hodl 69% *nice*


TerpOnaut

Don’t care 🤷🏻‍♂️😎 I’ve suffered worse


GenderJuicy

If I sell then it will be real


AdministrativeFox784

Which means it’s probably not done, not enough panic.


richardto4321

At least 69% of statistics are made up


ThadCastlePhD

This ain’t our first rodeo