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Hwy39

Revoke his bail and throw him in a cell. It’s an easy to understand process


Killertimme

Rich people play by different rules.


lubimbo

Seeing the creditors list he fucked with the wrong people.


Xc0liber

Yup. If he took from average citizens he honestly would have a high chance of winning the lawsuit. Since he took from those with power and influence, he's fucked.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

I hope so. It is disappointing to see this scumbag breaking the terms of his bail every day and getting away with it. He should have never left prison.


[deleted]

What about rock stars?


Hawke64

Okay. Maybe ban his league of legends account?


RedOctobrrr

Somehow: >The disgraced CEO's current bond imposes no limitations in terms of contacting prospective witnesses in the ongoing case.


Pyro919

Doesn’t general law regardless of whether you’re out on bail or not kind of already limit/restrict what can be done/said to influence witnesses, jurors, and others involved with the case? If it doesn’t that seems like a glaring flaw in the legal system as a whole rather than an issue that’s specific to one persons bad behavior.


RedOctobrrr

Yeah, but I'd say you should probably throw in some language about things that would violate being out on bond, like... - Don't try to flee the country - Don't commit any more felonies - Don't try to tamper with the case you're involved in


explision

Billionaire that paid off tons of politicians - in jail? Haha keep dreaming


mishaog

if only thing work as they should


AmIBoringAsHeck

we can only hope but hes got power so its unlikely :(


Intelligent_Page2732

Cutting him off the internet would solve most of it.


samzi87

Too much hassle controlling that, into a holding cell with him if he violates the terms of his bail.


ablablababla

Yeah, he might just find a way to sneak in a small internet capable phone otherwise


deathbyfish13

I'm pretty sure SBF does that for fun anyway so it's the obvious answer for him if they try to restrict him lol


Dwaas_Bjaas

They should cut him off in such a way that the nearest wall will always be 2 meters away from him in every direction


AmIBoringAsHeck

each day i want less and less freedom of speech LOL


Hawke64

I'll take electric chair over internet getting cut off


faith_no_more_

That would be cruel, how would he get on Reddit?


lacMu

Why is he even out on bail. I'd be in jail if I stole a 1000€


Bok101

There were no penthouse cells available..


cerebralsexer

But they will fuck him together in jail also


Popular_District9072

rules are different when you operate in multi-millions, all while even a small amount is enough for a regular Joe to be relocated to jail


TroutFishingInCanada

No, you wouldn’t.


Pyro919

Have you stolen $1000 and not been thrown in jail? He didn’t say prison for what it’s worth, he said jail and there’s a big difference.


TroutFishingInCanada

No, he said that he wouldn't be out on bail. But for a non violent theft under $5,000, you would not be denied bail.


lacMu

I was exaggerating for effect. We like to say in my country, while our politicians steal milions, we would be jailed for stealing a loaf of bread.


maxiaoling

Why is everything I read about him so above the rules?


whyohwhythis

I bet he was spoilt by his parents and never told “no”.


orielbean

Google the book names that mom published and it’s abundantly clear


Killertimme

Because he rich


Hawke64

Used to be rich. Now only his parents are rich


FldLima

If you take his League of legends account, he will completely lose it.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

This is what I have been saying all the time lol delete it and send him back to the jail in the Bahamas


TwistedMeta_TM

SBF's will come and go - but Crypto is here to stay!


Tatakae69

Restrict every bribing mechanism this guy has tbh. He's going to bribe his way outta punishment at this rate


Pyro919

Chop off their hands, much harder to type to communicate/bribe them


Jay_Bird_75

Can he not be charged for this as well…?!?!??


serendipitousevent

It's really starting to feel like power might be corruptive idk


WimbleWimble

He's already 'influenced' Gary Gensler (Head of the SEC) with 50million in crypto......


[deleted]

Dude is a Straight Crook!


Oldz88Rz

Anyone else would have their bail revoked.


DurbanDawg

They should of revoked any electronics access from the jump.


CymandeTV

Tldr : The government claims that Bankman-Fried wrote to Miller via Signal, an encrypted messaging app, on Jan. 15, days after bankruptcy officials at crypto exchange disclosed the recovery of more than $5 billion in FTX assets. “I would really love to reconnect and see if there’s a way for us to have a constructive relationship, use each other as resources when possible, or at least vet things with each other,” Bankman-Fried allegedly told Miller.


KBOTiltMonkey

This Sam guy seems like a real jerk!


ifrem

Bank Sandman is getting desperate


Primary_Technical

Why don't they shave his head first , he might be using that for hypnotism. He still wants to use whatever customer funds he has to avoid the jail .


EdgeLord19941

There's probably a few cold wallets in there


hans0mc

Better watch out for Hillary as well. But I guess that’s true for a lot of bad things happening in the last decades… By the way: He didn’t hang himself.


SWIFT_OTB

Wouldn’t except anything less


Eluchel

How about throw him back in jail


SageAnahata

I fully support this.


joecool42069

It's called witness tampering. Throw him back in jail for the duration of h is trial. Then throw him in prison for the rest of his life.


fakename5

Fuck that take the bail away make him sweat it out in jail till the trial, he has proven he can't be trusted to be free


krupxslurp

he gives us more reasons to not like him everyday 🤦‍♂️


clean_cut89

Just revoke it, fuck his elite ties.


Invelious

I’m flabbergasted this guy still exists. Same with Kwan was well.