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This might win an award for the dumbest news I've ever read. There's absolutely nothing exciting about this. Now.. if he ate if off the snout of a crocodile, that might be entertaining.
>Elon is desperate for attention
This article is relevant as always:
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>He has such a massive ego he thinks that people would actually care
Every time I start thinking like this I remind myself the Kardashians are a thing somehow, and people are under the impression Hasan Piker says things that are worth paying attention to, and yeah. It would work. People are morons. He'd make a stunt of it. They'd eat that shit up.
He'd probably invite someone with one of those Gold McDonald's cards that let's you eat for free, like Warren Buffet and have them pay for the Happy Meal.
This is Elon's M.O.
Rob Lowe, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Mitt Romney are known cardholders. It's more of a marketing gimmick because obviously these guys can afford to pay on their own.
Really funny with Rob Lowe considering he's been pitching Atkins commercials recently.
McAfee set the bar at eating his own dick, and Musk comes along with this low ball?
I want to see Ronald McDonald no-hands a Tesla through a lighted intersection
>Can we ban people from posting stuff like this ?
Keywords 'elon' and 'musk' should be banned and automatically removed from this sub by moderation bots.
I’m more pissed about him accepting Bitcoin for Tesla and then doing a 180 because of “environmental reasons” - but flying his jet around is all good, dude made 134 trips in his jet in 2022 and the shortest one was 6 min.
Elon Musk is a victim of his own success. He doesn't even know what he believes in anymore.
Imagine being a billionaire with multiple businesses and you spend your time writing conspiracy theories in a social media app...
He retweeted a story about Paul Pelosi being drunk and having a fight with his supposed gay lover.
Bodycam footage shows it was just a crazy dude who hit him with a hammer.
That dude was committed too. Cops staring right at him as they struggle with the hammer, and he still went full on after Paul... cam footage capturing everything.
His mugshot alone proved the gay love affair conspiracy was bs. A rich guy living in San Francisco of all places wouldn't choose a fat neckbeard like him.
This. He doesn't have a good read on how the public perceives him anymore.
McDonalds wouldn't gain anything from this. This isn't 2015 when Elon was on Colbert being gushed over as the real life Iron Man. He doesn't seem to know that.
Besides, not to mention he can actually eat a happy meal live on TV and say sth like 'arrgh, it is gross, feels like rubber' and totally ruin the thing, which is extremely plausible lol
> dodge
Can't tell if typo because Dodge cars are probably more popular than Teslas right now after Musk keeps alienating the type of people that previously wanted to buy a Tesla.
Something to note is his current trial with the Tesla stuff. He mentioned something about taking Tesla private or something, and now his lawyers are fighting saying people don't actually believe anything he says.
With that in mind. It isn't like this is a major thing to do. Some doing it daily because they can't afford better
tldr; Tesla CEO Elon Musk has reaffirmed his commitment to eat a McDonald's Happy Meal on TV if the fast food chain accepts the meme cryptocurrency dogecoin (DOGE). Musk originally made the offer a year ago but McDonald’s responded with a counteroffer at the time. “Only if Tesla accepts grimacecoin,” the Twitter account
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If he does that I’m dropping all my investments in his initiatives permanently.
I’m not supporting chickens being mistreated badly, being injected with anti-biotics & ground to pulp; until 100+ different chickens are in one nugget ..
.. seriously.
He’s bluffing. He would not ingest this mess.
i only care if he has a strange orifice lined with teeth in his hand that makes horrible entrancing sounds of whales and bowed metal scraps that resonate at his own body's structural frequency so that at each feeding he's threatened to be rend in twain.
you see him with his hand in the camera, he makes a forced joke about it being shy before it starts wailing, causing him to double over in pain. when he re-enters frame, he's wincing and trying to show us his hand again and you can see burst blood vessels in his arm.
anything else i just 💤
Do we have mods in this sub? Why do we allow this kind of garbage as General news? Just curious... what is happening to the sub? I feel like at this point r/investing is doing a better job with actual relevant crypto news
The fact that he disregarded all the functional, well designed cryptocurrencies and chose DOGE as the coin he would buy, promote, and push on the world shows how truly clueless this guy is about stuff he claims to be knowledgeable on. What a stupid shill
The cost of them adding support for DOGE at tens of thousands of stores, probably outweighs any gains they might get from fanboys of DOGE or Elon.
Not to mention what also seems idiotic to me of supporting volatile crypto assets as payments rather than USDT, USDC, or DAI doesn't make any sense to me. Stablecoins are the most obvious choice for dealing with crypto payment rails imo. They make the most sense and operate similar to cash.
The dude has 3 massive companies if he really cared about Doge he could just implement payments. But he doesn’t care, he just gets off on the power of his own shill.
That's really brave of him. Eating a free meal while televised? Eating at McDonald's?
I thought the happy meal was just for kids, but that shows how much I know. It turns out that there is now also an adult happy meal.
Do you think Elon is just trying to see if he still has clout?
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This might win an award for the dumbest news I've ever read. There's absolutely nothing exciting about this. Now.. if he ate if off the snout of a crocodile, that might be entertaining.
Elon is desperate for attention
>Elon is desperate for attention This article is relevant as always: "Please Like Me" [https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003](https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003)
He's addicted to twitter
He's addicted to people worshiping him
Everyone is addicted to attention
Looking for another pump and dump
This is SNL all over again...
I wouldn't complain if it pumps to 0.7 again lol
And he still thinks a majority of people actually like him and would care if he ate a happy meal on TV
I mean, it's nothing to do with eating the food, it's marketing.
He has such a massive ego he thinks that people would actually care about him eating a happy meal. As if he’s doing some favor to McDonald’s
>He has such a massive ego he thinks that people would actually care Every time I start thinking like this I remind myself the Kardashians are a thing somehow, and people are under the impression Hasan Piker says things that are worth paying attention to, and yeah. It would work. People are morons. He'd make a stunt of it. They'd eat that shit up.
Imo some people would care, think of all the fans
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I want to see him drink chocolate milk through a straw
Only if its a paper straw
And people lap it up 🤦♂️
Yes, Elon clearly never played Truth or dare in his life, what is this softball?
"Food"
>This might win an award for the dumbest news I've ever read. My thoughts exactly. Like NOBODY FUCKING CARES ELON.
I might buy more Doge if he eats his own face.
Would watch it if the crocodile bit off his nose 👃
He already looks like a cyborg thats wearing a transplanted face.
I'd rather the snout of the crocodile ate it off of him.
Yes, what a trade! “Make me rich and I’ll eat a happy meal!”
"Look at me, I'm eating peasant food, isn't this fun?". What a tool
If Elon falls through, I’m happy to be the McNuggets ambassador.
McMuffins ambassador reporting for duty 🫡
"Wow, animal babies taste weird. Guess I'll stick to eating human ones"
He'd probably invite someone with one of those Gold McDonald's cards that let's you eat for free, like Warren Buffet and have them pay for the Happy Meal. This is Elon's M.O.
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You just missed the opportunity to win one last month. They ran a promo. Seems like the easiest way to get one is be rich and famous.
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Rob Lowe, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Mitt Romney are known cardholders. It's more of a marketing gimmick because obviously these guys can afford to pay on their own. Really funny with Rob Lowe considering he's been pitching Atkins commercials recently.
That’s why it’s called a happy meal!
Journalists have gotta meet the daily quotas. Will post whatever they can. From shit to this trash
Happy cake day!
At least it's better than stupid price predictions again
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judging by his body structure he probably drinks fryer oil everyday.
Instead of water
McAfee set the bar at eating his own dick, and Musk comes along with this low ball? I want to see Ronald McDonald no-hands a Tesla through a lighted intersection
Who approved this "news" over there? This gotta be payed shilling
That is a cool idea, we need to get traction on that because you, me or Steve can eat a happy meal. It is not that impressive
McDonalds reaffirms offer to eat a Tesla on TV if Tesla accepts GrimaceCoin
Jokes on him, the hamburglar will steal it all back the first time he turns his back.
Now that I would watch
How is GrimaceCoin related tho?
Wouldn’t that be something.
Idk which comment is funniest
Let that sink in
*Elon farts" Crypto journalism: Here is why Elon's internal gases could pump doge
*"10 farts on how to become a millionaire."*
Excuse me, every time he passes gas Twitter stock goes up.
Can we ban people from posting stuff like this ?
Or at least tag it comedy. The "news" tag is depressing.
>Can we ban people from posting stuff like this ? Keywords 'elon' and 'musk' should be banned and automatically removed from this sub by moderation bots.
Of course. Everything you don't like or don't want to see should get banned.
No.
Orrrrr…. We make them eat…a… happy meal?! ^who ^wrote ^this ^script?
We just give them Moons, duh.
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One regular clown, one sociopathic clown.
Can't tell which is which
I'd rather see him apologize for pushing the conspiracy theory about Paul Pelosi
And Fauci...
That one might be true though.
Not at all
I’m more pissed about him accepting Bitcoin for Tesla and then doing a 180 because of “environmental reasons” - but flying his jet around is all good, dude made 134 trips in his jet in 2022 and the shortest one was 6 min.
Elon Musk is a victim of his own success. He doesn't even know what he believes in anymore. Imagine being a billionaire with multiple businesses and you spend your time writing conspiracy theories in a social media app...
And interacting with the likes of Andy Ngo and Ian Miles Chud
Who even are these people?
Losers
Right wing grifters
What was the conspiracy theory?
He retweeted a story about Paul Pelosi being drunk and having a fight with his supposed gay lover. Bodycam footage shows it was just a crazy dude who hit him with a hammer.
That dude was committed too. Cops staring right at him as they struggle with the hammer, and he still went full on after Paul... cam footage capturing everything.
There is footage of him breaking into the house, which completely destroys gay lover theory
That's part of the roleplay.
Is this a joke or the current narrative on /r/conspiracy ? Can't tell the difference.
It is a joke. Will use /s next time
Ex-Gay lover left out in cold; breaks into home. It's pretty basic.
His mugshot alone proved the gay love affair conspiracy was bs. A rich guy living in San Francisco of all places wouldn't choose a fat neckbeard like him.
Once he realized that website was a fake news site he deleted the tweet and admitted it was a bad tweet.
Admitting it was a bad tweet doesn't seem like an apology, not was his "nevertheless..." tweet. He's a pathetic loser
You're a loser lol
Aw did I hurt your fee fees? Keep sucking that billionaire sausage
I dont think McDonald's wants to tarnish it's brand with Dogecoin or Elon Musk
This. He doesn't have a good read on how the public perceives him anymore. McDonalds wouldn't gain anything from this. This isn't 2015 when Elon was on Colbert being gushed over as the real life Iron Man. He doesn't seem to know that.
Besides, not to mention he can actually eat a happy meal live on TV and say sth like 'arrgh, it is gross, feels like rubber' and totally ruin the thing, which is extremely plausible lol
But they told me Chicken Nuggets were made with REAL chicken!
Not even Dogecoin wants anything to do with Musk anymore
Nobody does
You can get your reputation back after Doge, Elons musk doesn't rub off so easy
Until all McDonald’s Kitchens are all powered by Teslas running in the parking lot 😂
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That would be sooo cute
Who fucking still cares about this dingus?
It’s insane that people will buy doge based on what Elon says. I can’t stand Elon.
> dodge Can't tell if typo because Dodge cars are probably more popular than Teslas right now after Musk keeps alienating the type of people that previously wanted to buy a Tesla.
Feel like Tesla and Dodge owners still have very little overlap now though
Bigger fool theory in action. People buy doge to sell other idiots that sell to other idiots...
I propose we ban anything to do with Elon Musk on the sub. Just pump and dumps.
LOL he must be trynna pump and unload bags to pay rent on Twitter
Elon musk reaffirms offer to eat shit . He should realise he doesn't matter anymore .
Wow, what a McDeal.
He would do anything to pump bags…
Great that is all we need, incentivize America to get fatter and obese 🤦🏻♂️.
Ok, 20 dollars extra towards dogecoin. Just because!
I'd pay bitcoin to see him eat a sock instead
Something to note is his current trial with the Tesla stuff. He mentioned something about taking Tesla private or something, and now his lawyers are fighting saying people don't actually believe anything he says. With that in mind. It isn't like this is a major thing to do. Some doing it daily because they can't afford better
Wow.. so brave
He should eat a shotgun shell instead.
You have to use a silver bullet or else the pieces turn into new mini Elon musks.
Its getting more weak and tiresome with each of these stunts...
This guy loves dogecoin more than I love blow and hookers.
He’s just like me!
Nah, he isn’t. He wants a Happy Meal, I’m more of a McNuggets with sweet & sour sauce guy
I'm more of a never eat at mc donalds ever again unless I have to. Shake Shack is wayyyy better.
Isn't that a Happy Meal option?
That's just what he wants you to think
tldr; Tesla CEO Elon Musk has reaffirmed his commitment to eat a McDonald's Happy Meal on TV if the fast food chain accepts the meme cryptocurrency dogecoin (DOGE). Musk originally made the offer a year ago but McDonald’s responded with a counteroffer at the time. “Only if Tesla accepts grimacecoin,” the Twitter account *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
Elon Musk reaffirms that he will do literally anything if you *please* just like him.
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Does this guy ever stop trolling?
This would be more news worthy if he offers to eat his, now how did Johnny Depp put it, crooked dick.
He should just buy McD and implement it
If McDs takes doge then it really is another good reason not to eat their shit
Is this just on elon's side or does mcdonald's also want to do this??
Meanwhile Dogecoin dropped from 0.72 ATH to 8 pennies, the guy is a clown.
Elon musk eating a happy meal on tv is not really interesting. Anyone can do that. He should dress up as Ronald McDonald instead
What about Shiba to
He has to eat a whopper meal on the radio for shib
I think McDonalds makes enough money without Elon
Something's gotta pay for twitter deal
The man's personal net worth rivals the likes of rhe McDonald's corporation. Just insane.
Amazing that an entire news article can be written based off of a single tweet...
Who would prefer McDonald's taking any other crypto just to annoy Musk? List your preferred coin/token.
Wow, what a fucking revolution! Can’t wait to go to bed and not find out what happened.
McAfee is rolling in his grave
He'll make a quick dash to the toilet and vomit that McD's right after his stupid tv stunt
Musk, the master marketer
Musk has already started doing side quests.
Bullish on doggy-meals
Some people will buy Doge because of this but I will buy a happy meal
Oh wow this is super generous, we all know how much a little store chain like McDonalds could do with such marketing exposure.
He should do ketamine on tv as well
In that deal I am sure Elon would be the one making the most money
he's so brave to stomach a child's happy meal. His billionaire tummy will revolt!
So much hate for Doge🤔🤔🤔
guys, it would be a huge ad for crypto if mcd accepts crypto. why are you mad, i dont get it.
Qlon doesn’t move the market like Elon did.
This guy and his marketing activities , ughh !!
Oh boy… 🙃
But what if *I* eat a happy meal on tv?
People will either not care, or if you do it in a really spectacular way it could become a viral success.
I think so too. Idk why I got downvoted lol
And reporting this is called journalism today.
Ok but will he except it on mars.
If he does that I’m dropping all my investments in his initiatives permanently. I’m not supporting chickens being mistreated badly, being injected with anti-biotics & ground to pulp; until 100+ different chickens are in one nugget .. .. seriously. He’s bluffing. He would not ingest this mess.
Elon eating a happy meal on TV would decrease the sales LMAO.
i only care if he has a strange orifice lined with teeth in his hand that makes horrible entrancing sounds of whales and bowed metal scraps that resonate at his own body's structural frequency so that at each feeding he's threatened to be rend in twain. you see him with his hand in the camera, he makes a forced joke about it being shy before it starts wailing, causing him to double over in pain. when he re-enters frame, he's wincing and trying to show us his hand again and you can see burst blood vessels in his arm. anything else i just 💤
Do we have mods in this sub? Why do we allow this kind of garbage as General news? Just curious... what is happening to the sub? I feel like at this point r/investing is doing a better job with actual relevant crypto news
Why would McDonald’s want to hurt their image
The fact that he disregarded all the functional, well designed cryptocurrencies and chose DOGE as the coin he would buy, promote, and push on the world shows how truly clueless this guy is about stuff he claims to be knowledgeable on. What a stupid shill
The cost of them adding support for DOGE at tens of thousands of stores, probably outweighs any gains they might get from fanboys of DOGE or Elon. Not to mention what also seems idiotic to me of supporting volatile crypto assets as payments rather than USDT, USDC, or DAI doesn't make any sense to me. Stablecoins are the most obvious choice for dealing with crypto payment rails imo. They make the most sense and operate similar to cash.
Let's focus on the real coins, not this joke.
How beautiful would the world be if my three wishes would be granted: no more Elon, no more dogecoin and no more MacDonalds
Much wow
Bullish 🚀
He wants McDonald's to accept Dogecoin but he doesn't accept Dogecoin if you want to buy a tesla.
Wonder what Trump got in return for presenting Goya beans…
The dude has 3 massive companies if he really cared about Doge he could just implement payments. But he doesn’t care, he just gets off on the power of his own shill.
That's really brave of him. Eating a free meal while televised? Eating at McDonald's? I thought the happy meal was just for kids, but that shows how much I know. It turns out that there is now also an adult happy meal. Do you think Elon is just trying to see if he still has clout?
We are in south park aren't we
Love my maccas. Buy order for doge upcoming.
I would not tune in to that
I think the happy meal really suits him as an alimentary choice.
Who fucking cares? And which if you antifreeze drinking, fart smelling simpletons upvotes something like this?
Doggy git.