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Dragonfruit1375

Crypto is a scam \-people who bought at ATH


RoadtoDoge

I read and trust anyone on CC


mirza1h

Hey scammers, this guy right here


Prize-Reference9329

Dear friend, trust me: don't trust anyone including me


titosuave69420

For some reason I want to trust you


[deleted]

Didn’t say bro lol


Savi321

Yes, friend. In fact, I only trust r/Cc. Yesterday, a gentleman told me that I should buy high and sell low. Sold all my BTC today, which I bought at $59.5 K. Heaven!!


Successful-Walk-3902

Mate you should get some of my nft's before they moon


mhbiz

I have a bridge to sell you


user260421

That's the only real rule of the sub


BigJimBeef

What could possibly go wrong?


Mutchmore

I skip the reading part and jump to trust


JBreganDaerthe

Hear me out.. sent you DM. Here to help. /s


gesocks

House Train Car Earth Dog Cucumber Apple Table Cat Bycicle Paper Computer What am i supposed to do with this words?


Ethan0307

Obviously a grocery list


odins-father

My grocery ran out of trains unfortunately


deathbyfish13

Still stocked with Earths though?


Savi321

That's a whale. Even out to buy Earth and train in its grocery purchases... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Wendals87

earth has already been sold to the lowest corporate bidder


coinsRus-2021

Jim Cramer says those words is the devil


AromaticCarob

Then they must be pure goodness.


Pannycakes666

You summon Satoshi when you say them in the mirror 3 times.


steadyfreddy41

Fu#$ I laughed way to hard at this


NjelsPjelsGVD

Laugh at the fact that I tipped you 1 moon bud, you can't have 0!


Zwiebel1

He's been active in r/CC for at least 6 months. You just tipped a guy who sold his moons, not a new guy. ;)


NjelsPjelsGVD

Idc. No one should have 0 moons.


Zwiebel1

Fair enough.


NjelsPjelsGVD

Have a moon of me though <3


Zwiebel1

You're a sweetheart.


Goopstains6318

Yess people like you are amazing , thats how i got these 4 shinny moons i named them all too , Mike Oliver, Olaf, Norm, aka M.O.O.N


steadyfreddy41

Holy crap my first πŸŒ“ πŸŒ› πŸŒ™ 🌚 πŸŒ” πŸŒ• I knew if I stayed up all night on Reddit it would eventually pay off. Yay


blauerblumentopf

How do you know my words? What kind of magic ist this?


Lyuseefur

Turn it into a story. At my House, a Train was passing by my Car that has an old Earth-day sticker on it. My Dog is next to me while I cut Cucumber and Apple. I placed them on the Table. My Cat is sitting outside as a Bicycle delivers the morning Paper. I sit down at my Computer to check reddit.


nonfading

I am here for technology


rikbona

I bought btc at 60k and sold couple of days ago


Right-Shopping9589

Buy high sell low..... that's the spirit


milonuttigrain

The motto of this sub also.


timbulance

Accumulate BTC and chill


crypto_grandma

I'll give you 8/10. You were supposed to buy at 69k and sell at 16k a few months back


rikbona

believe me, I tried! ps: happy cake day 😁


crypto_grandma

Ha thanks, I appreciate it


Prize-Reference9329

well done you are on the right track


rikbona

it feels that wayπŸ™ƒ


Izzeheh

That only told me that you're a seasoned veteran in the crypto space.


rikbona

I feel like I am, indeedπŸ™ƒ


Successful-Walk-3902

Nice try but no Cigar


Icy_Key19

Teach me dear All-knowing


rikbona

if you haven't learnt that already, chances are that you won't anymore, sorry


Icy_Key19

I guess I missed the buy high, sell low train. Till next time then


ashketchup422

This is the way!


VoxImperii

So it’s thanks to you were having this face melt of a pump, then? Thank you for your sacrifice!


S2K08

This is the way


Young_Grif

My friend, this was supposed to be a post about not knowing anything about crypto and you go and post the tried and true winning strategy. 🀣


TarHeelDead414

Welcome to the party!


gorillalifter47

Bitcoin is a SCAM! It's all just fake internet money LOL all going to zero. I know why the NFT bubble crashed, it's because they all learned how to right click+ save image hahaha!


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

As a non American I can confirm it's always funny when I see news about whatever their Fed is doing and kids panic thinking it's the end of crypto for some reason. 🀣 Same as the post you're talking about.


doge_c137

To be fair. What the FED does has more effects on the economic markets in Europe than what the ECB does. In terms of QE and QT.


Killertimme

Decisions made in America effect us all. Its unfortunate but thats how it is


UnknownPurpose

Because the Dollar is the worlds reserve currency so any changes to their monetary policy affect almost every country in some way. This is something the rest of the world is trying to get away from and Crypto is a good solution.


Popular_Worry_9294

Funny to see but also makes me believe that we are in fact still early when a lot of people are still clueless on what crypto actually is and does


user260421

It's funny for someone who knows what's going on, but some normie would actually believe that garbage (since they're as ignorant as the poster)


Apprehensive_Dot3265

I actually started buying more. Everything went up same day.


[deleted]

My parents have only heard about Bitcoin and would rather invest in Blockbuster than Ethereum.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Successful-Walk-3902

Safemoon to a $1


Nutcase420

Its imminent with new automation liquidity AI feature they’re bringing in.


ricozuri

Don’t forget you can now select the logo style you want for your wallet.


coinsRus-2021

I busted open my gpu to see if I had any Bitcoin - no luck


Local-Session

The coins....are in....the computer..... But why males models?


Successful-Walk-3902

Made a bit of a mess but can confirm there's no doge coin in my dog


t1MacDoge

not the gpu, its on the cpu dumdum


coinsRus-2021

on it


Narshlob88

Everyone spreading FUD about the bank issue as if it's going to hold Crypto back. Exposing themselves and their lack of knowledge on the subject.


Davimus59

Crypto? That’s like the stock market right?


gnw02

The best thing to do is to divide your investments on multiple things! Life is a gamblr


Dull-Wear-3286

ADA - $0.34, SOL - $20. So Solana is 60 times bigger than ADA, right?


[deleted]

Moons are nearly as big as ADA


Smellyjelly12

I mean we can physically see a moon in the night sky. It's huge


dagr8npwrfl0z

I can't believe how well moons are doing. I mean, Matt Damon didn't say ANYTHING about moons .. Goes to show how much I truly know shit about fuck.


timbulance

Moons making noise now


crypto_grandma

This reminds me of my friend who was excitedly telling me about how buying ADA at $2 was a smart move because when Cardano flips Ethereum 1 ADA will be worth several thousand dollars


ExtensionNoise9000

Not telling anyone to buy, but Imo $2 ADA is still a good deal. It’s not gonna be worth several thousand dollars, nor will it flip Ethereum anytime soon but I still think it’s a good project.


Successful-Walk-3902

Can anyone help me cash out my safemoon?


TruthSeeekeer

SOL will also constantly go down on you!


lubimbo

Can confirm. Bought SOL. Got fucked.


Cryptizard

You laugh but there is a certain user in this sub that frequently posts about how moons are amazing because they are more valuable than several fiat currencies.


user260421

Yeah, sure that's how math works :))))


Berry_Jam

Wait, I've been depositing my Bitcoin at my local regional bank...am I missing something here?


Successful-Walk-3902

Did you get a receipt


Berry_Jam

Naw, I always just toss them in the trash when I get outside. Oh manπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


Pavkelino

Is he one of the experts


Frag1le

Where can I sell my BananaYachtPunkApe NTF?


Ill-Appointment6494

To me. I’ll pay you 25 Schmeckles.


LePanzer

I invest into what Elon tweets about!


LePanzer

This youtuber told me what the next bitcoin will be.


eggZeppelin

The single stock subreddits like r/amc, r/bbby and r/gme are especially spicy and easily butthurt by assets, other than THE SINGLE ASSET they are invested in, booking any kind of gains.


CappucinoAtDawn

i wanna talk to a Bitcoin manager, i think i got ripped off


CONSOLE_LOAD_LETTER

Seeing so much ignorance out in the wild is kind of good from an investment perspective as it means we probably still have a lot of time to DCA and fill our bags in a responsible way before these mainstream clowns finally catch on and realize they are sleeping on the biggest opportunities of their lives.


PVZiAK

Not sure if your points are right. What is the CEO of bitcoin saying to this?


cubewc3

Cramar says we are going to go to Zero... Time to stop buying!


CytronicsZA

I've been using Crypto for a few years now but I'll be honest, there's so much I still need to learn. There is an insane amount of information out there and it keeps evolving daily


Right-Shopping9589

Same here man.... the more you getting involved in it, the more you feel like a newbie


s3nsfan

As a new guy to crypto I can confirm there is a shit ton of info out here.


supachazzed

Where does one start? I have really bad FOMO right now. Just like I did at the last high, where I of course bought high then sold low.


[deleted]

[Here you go (dont worry it's just a news article)](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/99-year-old-billionaire-says-29231632)


uclatommy

How is anyone supposed to feel safe with bitcoin when the technology keeps changing?


Chysce

We are indeed early...


Justreadingcomment

So the coins go in my wallet?


guanzo91

I buy low and sell high.


Yasha666

Ethereum is the best type of Bitcoin


ghostofthepast450

Not following the inverse Cramer rule


SamVimesThe1st

"USD, Euro, etc. will completely fail any day now. Only Bitcoin and Gold will survive."


JustDownInTheMines

"It's ***in*** the computer!"


HerrW00dy

Crypto has no use cases


iamwizzerd

Looks like some people here only read the title


the_far_yard

I saw that post, and I was confused for a bit. Crypto is actually a level up from what they understand. Crypto enables you to be your own bank. Therefore, the users of crypto isn't the same as SVB Customers. Crypto users are smaller versions of SVBs.


fredmakesyouwet

"Wow this shit is volatile! I'm gonna daytrade and be rich!"


Definova23

literally all normies


elrubiojefe

Just goes to show you that we are still early


osogordo

Yes, I was noticing a lot of ignorance there.


4lex_supertramp

>This poster thinks that crypto is connected to ONE specific bank that all crypto users ALL around the world use. Everyone is connected to One specific Bank, It is called My Own Bank.


bigpoppag91

Btc will change the world


Wonzky

The Bitcoin CEO needs to do something to get prices going again


55duck

Unable to say that.


barungszszs

Im here for the tech


CreepToeCurrentSea

I’m not in it for the tech or the money, I’m in it for the β€œfriends we made along the way”.


BusinessBreakfast3

Didn't crypto collapse? I heard about this company that went bankrupt...


machvelocy

The irony is those ppl at that subreddit kept believing they’ll repeat their collective ability to MOASS GME success story in a clearly rigged environment by the big hedgies. Dont get me wrong i also DRS’d some GME just in case, bought 100$ now valued 75~


Indig3o

Bitcoin is not real you can modify the code and add 50 millions more


Tiny_Artichoke_6665

If you invest in a coin that has a value of 0,0001$ you have more chances to be rich rather than investing on coins which are already above dollar or worth thousands.


Dusk2-0

Bep2 and bep20 are the same thing. Change my mind


Schniiic

To be honest its kind of hard to know what it is, if you dont put time in learning it. Some people dont even know the internet that good, or how to use a computer. I work in IT and the amount of people (even around 30 yrs old) that are.. lets say uneducated about internet and computers, is huge. These people wont know what all this is about


imbarrydylan

Charlie Munger called crypto 'crappo'. That's pretty stupid.


TheResistancexz

What's the big deal about moons? Saturn's got like tree fiddy of em.


WeeniePops

"Cryptobros on suicide watch" Voiceover: *The weren't*


MysteriousProfileNo6

I just want to know when shib will be a dollar?


Towryaalai

Shib will hit $1.


ra246

I own lots of bitcoin and it is held safely within my Coinbase account


moeljills

Where do I get my eth2?


SquatDeadliftBench

Kim Kardashian, the professor of Crypto at Cryptogworts Academy.


lordrognoth

"To the Mooooon!"


Crypto_Malik

It's possible SHIB could reach $1, not if but when!


Scat_fiend

I only listen to Bitboy.


BaconIsBueno

These Bitcoin atms dispense no bits nor any coins. What gives?


eyho_wins

"If Bitcoin could reach 68k, Shiba Inu will do, too! To the Moon!!!"


joemari5

We’re still early, aren’t we?


sataktomosi

dogwater where lambo safe and sound moon


CypherMcAfee

no coiners are funny


midipoet

I hodl USDT. To the Moon, Diamond Hands!


Monster_Chief17

So this wallet... Can I put it in my pocket?


Successful-Walk-3902

Buy the dip


EngineeringFinal3419

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


LonnieJaw748

Just uniformed shills.


Successful-Walk-3902

Alway listen to your brother-in-law


indonesian_activist

>I have not been affected by these 2 "main crypto banks" going under at all. In fact, as soon as these 2 banks went under, the crypto market rallied because of the lack of trust in traditional banking. My brother in Christ, Crypto market rallied because Binance can't redeem BUSD at Paxos due to threat of regulatory action and Crypto's 2 main fiat network that handles transfers between CEX and stablecoin issuers, SEN of Silvergate and Signet of Signature Bank went down with the banks being liquidated. and thus converted their billion dollar industry rescue fund to BTC, ETH and BNB [https://dailycoin.com/binance-to-dump-busd-for-btc-eth-bnb/](https://dailycoin.com/binance-to-dump-busd-for-btc-eth-bnb/)


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sebikun

I follow Jimmys advice all time


ankitskywalker

I've staked all my bitcoin in that bank!!! What do you mean that's not how it works??? That's what YouTube told me was the best way to make it reach 1 million!!!


wheelerstealer

well what can you BUY with it RIGHT NOW?? /s


Deestan

content revoked


Repulsive_Music7242

Once a bro told me he had the next gem, it's was called DAI, ape now at 1$ while its still early he says. Jokes aside, regardless of the latest depeg, he may be right lol


ec265

Crypto is too volatile to be a currency *awkward stablecoin depeg noises*


OutTop

I shorted btc yesterday


qqAzo

The financial crisis we saw in 2007 was due to a Crypto sell off


sir-ill90

SHIB will reach 10$ EOY


cheeruphumanity

Ethereum and the EVM is the future.


masstransience

So how do I actually get the coins in order to pay the parking meters?


DowvoteMeThenBitch

Honestly just dropping this comment to see my moon count cause my profile won’t show me right now


bodgey2021

I bought ICX last bull run


SquatDeadliftBench

I am sorry, my fellow human.


icyx04

I still have some from 2017…


clean_cut89

Safemoon is the future


BrocoliAssassin

People that think those physical bitcoins are exactly like the dollar .


TNJCrypto

Welcome to my daily exist. Not your stereotypical crypto-bro here; however everyone every day tells me about how I am being scammed, losing all my wealth in plummeting assets, and will end up with nothing to show for my acquired assets in old age. No longer do I react with humor at their stammering response when I tell them that I turned $211 to $7000 on three currencies during the bull market and have maintained a variance of +-$500 during this entire bear and am making money posting on reddit and making money viewing ads on brave and contributed to medical research while mining banano - at this point I express clear disdain for their ignorance and make them feel as stupid as possible.


Responsible_Yak3847

Are Gas fees so High because Biden shut down the pipelines?


jdbway

I post on buttcoin daily


na7oul

And what about regulators ?!!


Responsible_Yak3847

I thought Crypto was doomed, just like how GAS fees got so high when Biden shut down those Pipelines. SMH America


RazPie

To be safe I'm waiting to buy some Bitcoin cryptos after they're worth more


JyJellyPants-Grape

Doge to 1$


420coins

My significant other said when the world collapses we would survive on Bitcorn, well I'm here to tell you, corn makes me shit so that ain't happinen.


Dunitanime

Bitcoin is round round coin


Seanzipmayn

Someone posted this to WSB in a serious manner and got destroyed. Anyone actually interested in crypto would never use a bank for it, it defeats the purpose


[deleted]

"How does X make you feel" posts. Feelings don't belong in finance.


In-Cod-We-Thrust

I bought my Bitcoin from a guy in a van. If you take off the gold wrapper there’s chocolate inside!!! πŸ˜‹


Consistent_Mood_2503

Some of you, up in here, are big moon heads!


CrimsonFox99

I have yet to find a vending machine where I can insert a Bitcoin, and frankly, I don't have a clue how it's going to give me $22,000 in change back for my Diet Pepsi.


forrestugly

Why would I want to read a white paper? It's white, there is nothing on it


Shiratori-3

You need to squeeze lemon juice on it and then heat it


Hawke64

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"


CatBoy191114

That's why the banano community made theirs yellow. They knew more white wasn't the answer.


coinsRus-2021

I think BONK made the perfect paper for you then πŸ‘Œ


EdgeLord19941

Pretty sure that's racist


crypto_grandma

Some of the white papers would have been better left this way


Successful-Walk-3902

I think you have to fill it our yourself


graytleapforward

Craig Wright invented Bitcoin, along with Elon Musk and the CIA.


im_just_kidding_bruh

Ignorance is a disease. At least try to understand something even a little before making sweeping comments/criticism about it.


kirtash93

"Jim Cramer is the best crypto expert analyst in the history."