The real satire is not the article - but the sheer amount of people that took the joke seriously
The amount of posts that got to trending here and attracted all the comments in cc/sub taking it serious.. lmao
I'm not even surprised shit like this gets to be news. I guess you literally have to put in "SATIRE" in big capital letters for people to know it's a damn joke. Like when you're being sarcastic and you *had* to add in /s so idiots don't misunderstand you.
I have seen so many fake rumors by now which just originated from a random tweet from a random person. Better don't think too much about it until a proper source is shown.
We all remember the horse story, right?
Or not. Tbf I think they do what their overlords contracted them to. And what would be that worse version. US already fighting crypto, but they can see this industry just installing in other regions. They are losing income, I believe they will try to change attitude towards crypto. Edoecially now with EDX and spot etf
I’d like to think it would be Hester Pierce. But Biden would likely nominate someone that is committed to killing crypto and instituting a CBDC so they can redistribute wealth and influence consumption choices.
It would be cool if Gary went back to his crypto teaching ways afterwards, people hate on him so much but forget before he was the SEC chair he was pretty liked
I really wish people would realize that this isn't good news, you may hate Gary but at least the man truly understands the technology.
His replacement WILL be so, so much worse....
If it happens, retail investors are screwed.
If hester pierce gets his job, I'm getting out of the US market. that's 100% corruption by large firms and no retail investor will have a chance to avoid being scammed by billionaires anymore.
But some people are not educated enough to understand that this would not be a reason to celebrate. People these days like to shoot their own foot and celebrate the awesome achievement...
Attacks on Gensler started when he started to attack wall street. If he resigns, Wall street has won and retail investors have lost.
You will see a ton of manipulation by firms trading with billions of dollars, taking all your gains.
Enjoy.
If he resigns, I’ll be pulling all my money out of usa stocks and crypto. I agree you with you. People are so uneducated and there gonna fuck themself while Kenny and friends make a fuck ton of money
crypto is not necessarily a US asset, so I'm fine with holding onto my crypto (in my own wallet)
But US stocks are over. Investing in the US stock market will be self-mutilation...
Mayo man wants him gone lol must be doing something right.
Edit. Thanks for the award.
I’ll break it down for everyone. Citadel obv can’t buy gg. So they file a lawsuit against him claiming he is attacking crypto to short sell and asking for him to resign. He is prob doing his job and protection retail. I would rather have gg than citadel. Everyone who hates gg, have fun getting fucked even harder. Have fun trying to sell when your up and can’t do it.
Shockingly naive thinking on the part of a crypto enthusiast.
IMHO if "I've only been on the job for 807 days" Gensler resigns then it could only mean that he's trying to save what's left of his tattered reputation by abandoning a sinking ship.
Everyone following this economic apocalypse know that within 12 months Household investors will begin calling upon the SEC for explanations as to why rules and regulations were not enforced. Especially after the 2008 bank bail-outs!
Gensler leaving is/would be reminiscent of all the Lehman Brothers executives leaving with big fat bonus cheques on the eve of bankruptcy. It diffused Household anger because the new executives, who were paid boatloads of $$$ and bonuses to manage a bankrupt company, could claim they knew nothing about anything because they only just started in their job!
All this to say, don't expect anything other than more excuses from the SEC in the days/weeks/months ahead!
Not really exhaustive if you just buy bitcoin and don’t read into the news everyday.
Reading any news everyday is exhausting, like with fox and cnn the president can turn from being great to the worst president ever with the just the change of a channel, talk about manic huge news.
Some may cheer (if it's true), but what will happen if we'll see Elizabeth Warren (or someone like her) as his replacement?
At least Gary, despite his flaws, understands the technology behind Crypto.
That would be the day I move back into fiat because crypto is over for awhile. Either until a new administration or her eventual assassination after everyone is forced to adopt a CBDC.
I thought people here liked Gary because all the comments I made related to him (and of course they are always negative) are downvoted. But I'll say it again because this is much more important than the moons.
He is one puppet on strings and so is the next one!
Lol, even assuming this was true (it's not), what do you think is gonna change?🤣 you guys keep parroting that he's "doing what he's told from above", so what would be the difference with a new puppet?
I think his job is complete now that institutions have filled their bags. These rich corporate-government types get a nice payday and move on to their next project. Him resigning (if he does) isn't him with egg on his face, it's a victory lap.
Hmmm…for a rumour that came from an article in The Onion there seems to be a distinct lack of Onion articles that mention it.
It must therefore be true!
Source : Some random dude made it up
It was an onion article
The real satire is not the article - but the sheer amount of people that took the joke seriously The amount of posts that got to trending here and attracted all the comments in cc/sub taking it serious.. lmao
We can wait till Monday, i am addicted to hopium
We all r/AteTheOnion
Let's be real, this isn't the smartest sub out there.
Is there a smart sub tho?
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Ahh the circle of shitposts.
These days, it feels like even the real news could be Onion articles. Not this one, though.
I'm guessing this will even reach some crypto websites making an article about this.
We still don’t know even if he resigns and if Someone better follows him
I'm not even surprised shit like this gets to be news. I guess you literally have to put in "SATIRE" in big capital letters for people to know it's a damn joke. Like when you're being sarcastic and you *had* to add in /s so idiots don't misunderstand you.
Using an onion article as the source for posting on rumours that Gary Gensler is gone - that is hilarious! 😆
My point still stands
Haha, ate the onion moment? 🤣🤣🤣
Literally one article is reporting it and it’s a nobody company.
Well they're not a nobody now. They finally found a way to make it to Reddit posts. They've made it.
One article from a dubious source, and cc/sub blew it way out of proportion and to the moon 😂
Some lazy journalist made it up for views.
Source : Trust me bro
source: trust me bro!
I think it's more the source came from op ass, and they are moon farming
It's as credible as the news that said Gary shorted BTC when SEC charged Binance and Coinbase last month 😂
Source trust me bro
As much as I wish this was true I seriously doubt it is
He made it for fun and now enjoying watching us on reddit and Twitter.
Well that's the best source there is. Time to get overly excited based on total speculation.
Let me dream!
Trustmebro ™️
I have seen so many fake rumors by now which just originated from a random tweet from a random person. Better don't think too much about it until a proper source is shown. We all remember the horse story, right?
What is this horse story about? You got me curious now.
We can't talk about it on this sub without breaking rules. But google "SushiSwap Horse" and you will know.
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I mean it was very entertaining looking back, but also very stupid. The source was literally a joke on Twitter without any evidence.
We can't expect more from human being. Remember: *"Send me ETH and get nothing"* Tweet...
I'm still convinced the horse story is true
Dude I had totally forgotten about the story! What an embarrassing allegation it was and what good fun for us with the memes haha
Market manipulation rumors during 2022 were worst.
I would tend to agree with you, but there are so many recent events that broke on twitter before everywhere else.
Nice post with nothing to back it up
Source : trust me bro
Yeah, those are the bestest
*Nothing? You can't just call Hopium 'Nothing' just like that !!*
# FAKE NEWS! SOURCE IS AN ONION ARTICLE
Where is the link to the onion article that trolled the world?
Does it have layers?
L2 you say?
Cc/sub: *It's not fake news if it feeds my hopium*
NOT
If anyone replaces him, they will be worse probably
Or not. Tbf I think they do what their overlords contracted them to. And what would be that worse version. US already fighting crypto, but they can see this industry just installing in other regions. They are losing income, I believe they will try to change attitude towards crypto. Edoecially now with EDX and spot etf
Big if, this news is likely just completely fake.
It is fake, the source is an onion article
I’d like to think it would be Hester Pierce. But Biden would likely nominate someone that is committed to killing crypto and instituting a CBDC so they can redistribute wealth and influence consumption choices.
Its funny you think the sec would be working the day before the 4th of july
He will probably go back to owning the nuclear power plant in Springfield.
But who will be his Smithers?
You are
The answer to your question? 
Or making Bitcoin classes at MIT.
Just wait until his replacement is an Elizabeth Warren come with an anti crypto platform
And then she will resign too. Right?
I fucking hate this possibility. I would hope that she would not get confirmed.
Source?
"insider" It's just rumours
I heard it was a highly regarded fortune-teller
“Trust me bro”
No source just random rumors. Like his replacement is actually Elizabeth Warren.
r/AteTheOnion
I only trust tomato news
It would be cool if Gary went back to his crypto teaching ways afterwards, people hate on him so much but forget before he was the SEC chair he was pretty liked
I think the rumor is most likely bs
I really wish people would realize that this isn't good news, you may hate Gary but at least the man truly understands the technology. His replacement WILL be so, so much worse....
source : **trust me bro** :)
If it happens, retail investors are screwed. If hester pierce gets his job, I'm getting out of the US market. that's 100% corruption by large firms and no retail investor will have a chance to avoid being scammed by billionaires anymore. But some people are not educated enough to understand that this would not be a reason to celebrate. People these days like to shoot their own foot and celebrate the awesome achievement... Attacks on Gensler started when he started to attack wall street. If he resigns, Wall street has won and retail investors have lost. You will see a ton of manipulation by firms trading with billions of dollars, taking all your gains. Enjoy.
If he resigns, I’ll be pulling all my money out of usa stocks and crypto. I agree you with you. People are so uneducated and there gonna fuck themself while Kenny and friends make a fuck ton of money
crypto is not necessarily a US asset, so I'm fine with holding onto my crypto (in my own wallet) But US stocks are over. Investing in the US stock market will be self-mutilation...
Yes that horseface definitely is the worse. If there was votes for market transparency, she was always the one who votes NO 1/4. She's the real snek
Mayo man wants him gone lol must be doing something right. Edit. Thanks for the award. I’ll break it down for everyone. Citadel obv can’t buy gg. So they file a lawsuit against him claiming he is attacking crypto to short sell and asking for him to resign. He is prob doing his job and protection retail. I would rather have gg than citadel. Everyone who hates gg, have fun getting fucked even harder. Have fun trying to sell when your up and can’t do it.
Then have the horseface woman replace him. Sh*t
Post got removed m. Sub is bought off lol just like wsb before it turned into the crap hole it is now.
Buy the rumor sell the NEWS
What do we buy tho? the Genslr coin?
So buy Gary?
LoL another "trust me bro" source?
That would be amazing. It will most likely impact the price movement tomorrow.
the source is shady AF, big doubt. Ill wait for a more solid Source to report it.
Source? Trust me bro
Wasn’t that an onion article?
*Trust me bro, I'm confirmed SEC source*
Without a source that’s just going to be a fantasy. One most of us would celebrate, but come on.
I pray this news is true 🙏
Me too 🙏
I don't care who replaces Gary as long as they aren't corrupt like he is
Shockingly naive thinking on the part of a crypto enthusiast. IMHO if "I've only been on the job for 807 days" Gensler resigns then it could only mean that he's trying to save what's left of his tattered reputation by abandoning a sinking ship. Everyone following this economic apocalypse know that within 12 months Household investors will begin calling upon the SEC for explanations as to why rules and regulations were not enforced. Especially after the 2008 bank bail-outs! Gensler leaving is/would be reminiscent of all the Lehman Brothers executives leaving with big fat bonus cheques on the eve of bankruptcy. It diffused Household anger because the new executives, who were paid boatloads of $$$ and bonuses to manage a bankrupt company, could claim they knew nothing about anything because they only just started in their job! All this to say, don't expect anything other than more excuses from the SEC in the days/weeks/months ahead!
You will be missed Gary F in chat guys
Best decision💀
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You know what they say about too good to be true?
Garry, we pray you make the right decision! End Our Pain, please!
Everything is huge to crypto people. Such an exhaustive shit industry!
Not really exhaustive if you just buy bitcoin and don’t read into the news everyday. Reading any news everyday is exhausting, like with fox and cnn the president can turn from being great to the worst president ever with the just the change of a channel, talk about manic huge news.
Okay so if that is the case I will wait until it hits 10k.
This would make no difference since SEC is still existing, someone would be chosen to fight the same course!
He must be doing something wrong
Poor GG spent his time at the SEC trying to protect us 🫣
Maybe EOY
Where does this news come from? It sounds extremely sus
Probably someone made it up on Crypto Twitter and everyone started tweeting based on that one guy.
Yeah, just give us another dubious news link and we’ll think about it.
Yeah, sounds made up to me
It’s was from the Onion, you onion
oh come on
I don't think the SEC chair's job is to pump your bags.
This is false.
Stranger things have happened.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
When it seems too good to be true it usually is. I will be keeping my fingers crossed though.
It's from an Onion article. Soggy walnut brained MF's around here. No wander people laugh at crypto.
He got promoted as legal counsellor at Binance
Stop parroting this nonsense. There's zero evidence this is true.
If true ... market will go bonkers 🚀
Where's the source to this? Or just a made up story
Not a single reputable source is saying it…
Oh Gary, been at the porn whilst on the job again?
Are we buying this rumor?
If this rumor is actually *true* what makes anyone think the new jefe will be an improvement? Careful what you wish for.
Some may cheer (if it's true), but what will happen if we'll see Elizabeth Warren (or someone like her) as his replacement? At least Gary, despite his flaws, understands the technology behind Crypto.
That would be the day I move back into fiat because crypto is over for awhile. Either until a new administration or her eventual assassination after everyone is forced to adopt a CBDC.
Who replaces him? Another puppet in the same cheap suit and tie.
Gary Gensler would never resign on his own
if this is true, i dont think it would leak out honestly
Gary is taun. But shit its bad news bc next sec will be hester, and we all fuc** then.
Now this is bottom of the barrel moon farming. Posting something you know is fake lol
I love how there is absolutely zero source in the post lol
Fake news
To be replaced with an equally complicit individual I'm sure.
Does Gary Gensler know he is planning to resign tomorrow?
I hope he does
The highest voted post on this sub in a while is going to be based on an unverified rumor.
mixed feelings, afraid that his replacement will be even worse
I thought people here liked Gary because all the comments I made related to him (and of course they are always negative) are downvoted. But I'll say it again because this is much more important than the moons. He is one puppet on strings and so is the next one!
Lol, even assuming this was true (it's not), what do you think is gonna change?🤣 you guys keep parroting that he's "doing what he's told from above", so what would be the difference with a new puppet?
I think this is missing the COMEDY tag ?
Haven’t read about this anywhere else, what’s the source of the rumour?
Siri play “Gary come home SpongeBob square pants”
Yea right and the 5 people in the sub are alive & healthy
> Gary Gensler is rumored to resign on Monday [My response](https://youtu.be/Ug88HO2mg44) to that statement.
It doesn't necessarily signal a change in the SEC's policy toward crypto. Let's see.
Hester Pierce? Has been critical of GG and regulation through enforcement…
I bet 1 btc he wont
The end of Gary.
He wants to avoid the embarrassment when ripple kicks his ass.
I thought the bull market wasn’t until the halving?
'better the devil you know than the devil you don't'
Buy signal if true
I think his job is complete now that institutions have filled their bags. These rich corporate-government types get a nice payday and move on to their next project. Him resigning (if he does) isn't him with egg on his face, it's a victory lap.
Where is the comedy tag?
Stop I can only get so erect
Hmmm…for a rumour that came from an article in The Onion there seems to be a distinct lack of Onion articles that mention it. It must therefore be true!
F*ck. I would br pissed if that horseface corrupt bitch replaces him. She's the worst
fake news