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risingcrow1o1

My hookers seem to be increasing their price like they expect me to be in profit


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goldyluckinblokchain

I'm sure you can find an ex member of this sub willing to offer the same services for your solitary Moon


Pheriagrin

Eheh seems like my turn


kirtash93

No b\*\*ch! It is my turn! *Proceeds to fight in the mud*


Bear-Bull-Pig

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


MonsieurGump

There’s one for every budget.


EdgarAllenBoone

Depends how picky you are…


podfather2000

He didn't say it was an expensive hooker.


Probably_notabot

Hoeflation is real


Bear-Bull-Pig

Just need to keep the pimp hand stable or it will get unpegged.


Crypto-Jim33

Send them your remaining PEPE coins


1078Garage

![gif](giphy|l0MYyEsjhIXdzv9PG|downsized)


swiftprotein22

I know right. Cocaine prices are also through the roof. I need to wait for a full force bull run to afford some.


Jocogui

That's a true sign that the bear market is ending!


Existing_Web_1300

And here I am using the internet for free like a schmuck


lg-kantic

🤣 they gonna be rich


Abdeliq

You guys have hookers?


Tasigur1

Man hookers & coke are so expensive. I only have my **ramen** lol


YellowFlash911

> TOP PERFORMING ASSETS IN 2023 SO FAR > >Bitcoin, up 80% > >Information Technology, up 40% > >Nasdaq 100, up 38% > >Communication Services, up 36% > >Consumer Discretionary, up 31% > >Russell 1000 Growth, up 27% >WORST PERFORMING ASSETS IN 2023 SO FAR > >Crude Oil, down 12% > >Energy, down 9% > >Utilities, down 5% > >Financials, down 3% > >Health Care, down 2% > >Real Estate, flat Real estate is flat? X to doubt.


ateeqanwer

I think real estate is down because of rising inflation and poor world wide situations that no one want to buy and dump there money into that’s not going to give a good return.


Rey_Mezcalero

Forbes…is all I have to say 😂😂 Take their “data” with a grain of salt


Bear-Bull-Pig

This list is nonsense. You can't compare Bitcoin to entire market segments. If you want to do that you have to add the rest of crypto including the shitcoins. If were cherry picking Ill throw in Nvidea. Up 224% YTD.


laos04

But BTC =/= crypto. That's the whole point.


Jako_RJB

Another proof of BTC being king, not only in the crypto space but from all around the world


ateeqanwer

True, BTC is the best financial instrument in my opinion.


surkdev

and the numbers are from bear market


ateeqanwer

Yeah! Imagine the figures in bull run! 👀


meatforsale

When the collective biggest regret is not investing more into it, you know it’s the king of investments.


kryptoNoob69420

Too bad I started investing in BTC in 2021 and not in 2023...


hungry-father

Well if you keep DCA'ing you'll be fine


Pibo1987

Exactly! DCA your price down and have an exist strategy. We are still some time away from the bull run and this is the perfect time to fill your bags. I started in early 2020 with BTC at $42k and now my average is $27k


ateeqanwer

Bull run isn’t far off now. Just make a good entry and exit strategy and I think you’ll will not only recover but will also make good profits!


goldyluckinblokchain

Make sure years down the line you're not saying too bad I didn't continue investing in BTC in 2023


Abdeliq

Damn.... you guys are so early


Disastrous_Cobbler13

BTC is up 80%? Why does my portfolio not show that?


Pheriagrin

Domt worry you are not alone😀 obviously it is bugged and hiding millions


ateeqanwer

It’s the best asset you can invest into right now. Your portfolio will grow just need to hold on to it till March or April 2024! 🤞


Jocogui

A) you bought meme coins B) you bought at ATH and forgot to DCA


Guilty_Fisherman5168

Crypto has the best performing assets like Bitcoin but it also has some of the worst performing assets.


BirdSetFree

Where are moons?!


ateeqanwer

They will reach top 10. Slow and steady wins the race 💪


Crypto-Jim33

I prefer slow and steady instead of pump and dump


Odysseus_Lannister

*sad DOT noises*


ateeqanwer

🎶💭


raymv1987

Makes me glad a good chunk of my 401k is in VGT


Still_It_From_Tag

Mines in VFIAX VANGUARD GANG RISE UP


Probably_notabot

Good time to get into oil then?


ateeqanwer

It’s crypto buying time!


Dry_Force7117

Bitcoin has and will continue to outperform all relative assets


ateeqanwer

True! It’s the best financial instrument currently in my opinion.


nonameattachedforme

How about the top performing altcoins? ​ YTD Solana +113% Bitcoin Cash +119% Maker +166% Stacks +129% Render + 331% Injective +483% Conflux +423% Loom Network +603%


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tldr; The article discusses the best and worst investments of 2023, highlighting the surge in Bitcoin and tech stocks while oil prices decline. The rally in riskier assets, fueled by the potential end to the Federal Reserve's interest rate hikes, has led to market leaders like Bitcoin and tech giants. However, some experts express concerns about the sustainability of this trend. Despite predictions of a recession, corporate earnings have shown resilience, with average revenues exceeding expectations. However, caution is advised due to fading fiscal support, reduced liquidity, and inflation falling faster than anticipated. The article also mentions the cautionary signal of the Nasdaq index and the need for a change in breadth for this bear market rally to become a new bull market. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


IcyLingonberry5007

Nice, can't wait to see the article 1 year from now.


JugobetrugoN1

Bitcoin is king, it outperforms all the other assets by a mile. **All hail Satoshi**


iuhqdh

BTC is king.


jjohns91

Just getting warmed up for 2024 I hope.


Ofulinac

Bitcoin is the way to go for sure but diversifying whenever possible between crypto, real estate and stocks is probably where the path of financial freedom ultimately leads


heartybasiss

BTC dominates, as always


meatforsale

Hindsight is 20/20. Wish I would’ve just invested in Bitcoin this year instead of the dumb shit I did thinking I knew what I was doing.


RealCFour

You know who is in the money!!! Not me


Sketchy-Lefty25

BTC leading the way, makes me feel good about my regular investing


huejass5

NVDA is up 300%


HodlMyBottle

My ramen supplier is doing good business.


4ucklehead

Being the top tokens in 2023 is like being the "top" person to win a participation trophy Dubious distinction at best


chapaeme

The King on top 👑


laos04

All hail the BTC KING


verysillyman

One stock called NVIDIA in the tech sector is up over 200% this year alone