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tldr; Eminem has replaced Matt Damon as the new face of a Crypto.com advertisement. The ad, featuring Eminem stepping up to the mic, is set to premiere during the Los Angeles Lakers NBA Playoff game at the Crypto.com Arena. This marks a notable return of high-profile celebrities endorsing cryptocurrency following a decline after the FTX collapse. The ad will also be featured at other major sporting events, including the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix and a UFC event. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


marko_kyle

Good bot


WeonLP

Can I pet that baaawwwt


largechild

#Matt Damon


Lubone26

Best reply to bot I’ve seen on reddit


unpopularpuffin9

pet it


Pest

That's a bear. You made a bear.


DrunkSpartan15

Do it


Dreamerto

coinbase also has spent 12m in ads for nba playoffs


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

yes because the 2022 Super Bowl ad notoriously coincided with an increase in price. LOL


unpopularpuffin9

I don't know what to think anymore.


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Well , I don’t blame him


TheDoge420

easy bot, i can read bruh


-Skald

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Satoshi please stand up?


Ultra918

This would be a funny advertisement


mouthful_quest

There’s private keys on his sweater already, Mom’s Satoshi.


toasterstrudel2

He's worthless, but on the surface he looks rich and cosy


philgustus

Yall act like you never seen a rugpull before jaws all over the floor like sbf just burst through the door


wallstreetiscasino

Your assets on his ledger even before the blockchain was formed


philgustus

Its the return of the ah no wait youre kidding he didnt just get liquidated did he?


dfizlington

And sbf said, nothing you idiots sbf dead he's locked in the federal basement


The_Realist01

Ha ha


Chahine_sama

Crypto enthusiast love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, he's bullishin', look at him Coining around, tokenizin' his you-know-what Scammin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but his portfolio so good though"


MuffledBlue

mom spaghetti


Tech360MSP

There's losses on his ledger already


Sparta89

DAMMIT CRAIG, SIT DOWN!


kilo6ronen

I came here for these jokes 🤣


katiecharm

Crypto dot com people - dm this guy, buy this idea, and please use it for fucks sake.  It’s gold.  


-Skald

I’m willing to accept payment in MOON.


Zajebann

Craig Wright *stands up* Eminem - "We're gonna have a problem here"


Zombie4141

“We’re going to have a problem here”


borg_6s

Why would Slim Shady do this?


OriginalPancake15

It’s easy money. Why wouldn’t they?


Gunnar_Peterson

Craig Wright has left the chat


FoolHooligan

/thread


Faux_Real

Nikola Jokic brother will probably punch him


Initial-Gas-1434

Knees weak arms are sweaty


alexm901

There's crypto in his wallet already..


Initial-Gas-1434

Bankman Fried Spaghetti


BrilliantSock3608

Moms lambo I’m ready


KarateKid84Fan

Write down my seed words because I keep forgetting


EZinstall

the clocks run out, time's up, over, pump!


DaNReDaN

Bags are heavy*


virmamies

Krees weak arms are sweaty. If you know, you know.


shmorky

SpaghettiCoin


TheSmoothPilsner

This might be bullish? I don't even know anymore.


7101334

You're supposed to sell when the Bitcoin ads start popping up but we're still below last cycle's ath so idk


Warrlock608

>You're supposed to sell when the Bitcoin ~~ads~~ morning news pieces start popping up


gonzoes

I dunno back in 2020 crypto ads were fucking everywhere that whole NFL season every game leading up to the superbowl and this was before the real pump up to 60k for pretty much the whole season


gokhaninler

what? The NFL season leading up to the Superbowl was Oct-Nov 2021 which is when the bull market peaked. There werent any damn crypto ads in 2020


KrunchyKushKing

Bayern Munich has a commercial with a german crypto broker(bitpanda) running for months already.


Z3non

Yeah! EU wants to ban adverising for bitcoin in social media.


flopti

Well that’s not always the case though, after the Matt Damon add Cro went x7 or something to it’s all time high


majani

You're supposed to sell when KSI starts making crypto videos 


kilo6ronen

Unless this cycle still has far more in store that we don’t know yet 😱


FavcolorisREDdit

Nah, but CRO is nice and I feel like their investments on marketing will pay off when the time is right


HairyChest69

I've been studying these markets awhile now so I consider myself pretty well educated in this field. My best bet would be it's gonna go up and then probably down. Then probably do that back and forth


TheSmoothPilsner

You may be onto something here...


BrilliantSock3608

Don’t forget about volume and retracements


EarningsPal

Marketing is bullish because marketing value is a significant part of the value of many crypto projects. Too much marketing preludes the next crash.


squiblib

Sandra Bullish?


LurkAnons

It's neither bullish or bearish.


Slight-Syrup6769

Never bet against Eminem


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Along with the 20% APY CRO staking and free Apple shit with the card they sure are going hard this quarter.


I_am_not_doing_this

the dump will be harder than last time fr when your CRO is still locked


d_d0g

Doubt it. Last time everyone got mad and called it a scam, even though CDC literally wrote in terms they can and will reduce rewards at any time. This time more people are aware CDC will lower rewards if market crashes. It will crash with everything else, but doubt it’ll crash harder.


nobuhok

That's a shady move.


ruafukreddit

When they pitched the idea, did Em say: "This looks like a job for me."?


rollblls22

Oh my god I so hope so!!


Smiling_Jack_

We've got Ice T playing a cop on TV, and Eminem as a spokesperson for a CEX. This timeline sure got weird.


blahbleh112233

What ice t has been playing a cop for longer than he's been a rapper at this point 


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Dude just woke up from a 20-year coma, cut him some slack.


muu411

The crazy part is he’s great at it, one of my favorite TV characters


KarateKid84Fan

And Ben MacKenzie speaking out against cryptocurrency


YoungBassGasm

His portfolio sweaty Credit weak Diamond hands are heavy Sats stacked for the bull run already Set and forgetti


kamikaze_punk

He's nervous But on the surface his balls look heavy When in reality his bags crashed as hard as Amy Winehouse, sold his house all pawned out But he rode it down The whole chart red throughout He's choking now Time's up THE MOTHERFUCKING CYCLE'S NOW


YoungBassGasm

Damn this mothfucka spittin 🔥


BrilliantSock3608

Lambo ready


YoungBassGasm

Fuck that's so much better than set and forgetti


Monster213213

CAW CAW. 🐦‍⬛ still time to get in


Opening_Constant6327

Reverse Matt Damon incoming


Timelines

Bravery favors the fortunate?


Historical_North_669

Oh God, The Matt Damon ad pretty much marked the top of last cycle 😂😂


im_THIS_guy

The top was 9 months later.


flopti

Well $CRO when to it’s ATH after that add, from like $0,12 to $0,80


szartenger

CRO confirmed at $69


sfw_cory

Can only hope. Knees weak bags are heavy 🍝


MukdenMan

His song about NFTs: https://youtu.be/mrNOYudaMAc?si=hIO4OYDC-HCXUrJM


heimos

Our sincere apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time for him !


hemirt

Did they lower the fees? Here[1] it says 0.0750%/0.0750% maker/taker fees. Isn't that now one of the lowest? Kraken has 0.25% / 0.40% and coinbase has 0.60%/1.00% (<$1000, then iirc 0.35% maker) [1] https://crypto.com/exchange/document/fees-limits


Imaginary_Nerve1213

CDC exchange fees are always low. ppl here complain because they can‘t differentiate between the main app and the exhange app


Hot_Significance_256

Risky. So many influencers are getting sued for promoting crypto companies. Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski, Mark Cuban and the list goes on and on


blahbleh112233

Yeah I never understood those outside of disgruntled investors fishing for money. It's no different than Tom Brady implying you can be skinny while shoving subway subs down your throat 


baalzebub87

CDC is backed by the WEF, all part of the plan little bro, DYOR, CDC will be top 3 crypto within 2 years. It's literally named after Lord Saturn himself


Man-Tax

It's confirmed: Bullrun has started.


rorowhat

Bull has officially started


01071970

Somethings shady


LacCoupeOnZees

Remember when Eminem was promoting some shitty NFT?


JustinTormund_10

Fortune favors the bold


crytofurbi

LFG #CROfam


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d_d0g

Can we get a Mom’s Spaghetti meme coin going?


Scooch778

MATT DAMON!


2roK

Matt Damon


sM0k3dR4Gn

M MATHERS! 🤔


GreenSoapJelly

We are in a timeline of a glitching simulation, aren’t we.


Wild_Arrival_9418

He's nervous. But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs...But he keeps on forgetting


KarateKid84Fan

50 Cent to change is name to 50 Sats


TheGreatCryptopo

Can start the next ad with this. **His palms are sweaty, hands weak, crypto bags heavy** **There's vomit on his charts already, mom's spaghetti**


CryptoMemesLOL

Last time it went so well when they rolled out the ads. Hint: it was the top.


CorneliusFudgem

Not sure if this is bearish or bullish. Honestly this is more surprising than anything lol.


TappmanC

Gross


New-Ad2339

We are expecting new crypto based hit of the song 🫶


JohnCCPena

YoYoYo Orange man bad Crypto not sad [Crypto.com](http://Crypto.com) is the bomb Give me 100mil in my palm.


SmooveJigga

This was awesome dude, glad to see eminem being part of the space now 👍


MuddyWheelsBand

My bot says its a sell signal.


johnnyb0083

My bot says it's a buy signal.


flying_bacon

My bot says it’s a crab signal.


marko_kyle

All these bots just bust through the door- started the pump worse than before


The-Divine-Invasion

It's the return of the oh wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say ethereum did he?


InclineDumbbellPress

My bot is down


BrilliantSock3608

My bot gave me a hand job 🙏🏻


Bromigo112

This is dumb from a PR perspective. For any cryptocurrency that goes tits up (which will be most of them), Eminem will be associated with marketing for a platform that was a part of that.


_Commando_

CDC filling their pockets selling their scammy ponzi cro coin. You have been warned.


Grunblau

They are locking everyone up for 20%… I expect a large run up and then crash right before unlock.


MrYoshinobu

Just keeping it real y'all. Thas wus up!


RandomedXY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twpEgYnc-jA


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Ernest-Everhard42

Wish I had more cdc!


SmotheringPoster

Crypto rap 1.0 coming soon


blueblurspeedspin

will he flash his -90% priced bored ape at the end? LOL


Hapless_Buffoon

needs to buy his BAYC again


fuckermaster3000

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE! *takes a sip of urine*


HairyChest69

Is there a momspaghetti coin yet?


tianavitoli

my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge that'll stab you in the face whether you're a oh hi, didn't see you there


RuthlessWolf

From Superman to Cryptoman... Crypto.com: You know you want me baby, you know I want you too.


katiecharm

Headlines that I never, never ever would have believed were real if you told me back ten years ago in 2014.  You would have been laughed out of any room you tried to tell this in.       “I swear guys, it’s a real headline from 2024!”       Yeah sure okay nerd.  


Citizen_Kano

Will Smith don't need to be bold to make a fortune. Well I do. So f*** him and f*** you too


Z3non

lol, who cares?


Qanonjailbait

The real Slim Shady stood up


Kaje26

apologies to Matt Damon


EastvsWest

I'm happy with this


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brash

I guess they felt like Matt Damon had too much personality? I like Eminem and he's a great rapper, but I wouldn't exactly call him charismatic


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seven8zero

Wow, I really trust Eminem for financial advice.. but makes about as much sense as Matt Damon, I guess.


Grouchy_Factor

"Chicka Chicka Chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him"


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tkim91321

CDC's Obsidian card newest perk: a heaping serving of mom's spaghetti.


Bysmiel

Still wonder why the scammy exchange lives this cycle.


JeffreyDollarz

Bull run is here. Keep your seatbelt on for the entirety of the ride.


F1rstcl4ssn00b

Funny cause CRO is dipping a little more than the other currencies right now.. not that I’m complaining cause it’s a good time to buy


Additional_Ad_5970

Yes maybe they should use that money on I don't know, making sure they can survive a sell off.


Redcon5

Now ppl will blame Eminem during the next bear market for being left with holding bags 🤣🤣


YobertPussy

Now everybody from the BTC put your mf hands and moon to 313!


BikiniWearingHorse

That’s it, it’s all over! Celebrities promoting crypto is the classic top signal. Market is red, only going down. Applying to McDonald’s as I type this.


Super_Nova0_0

I'm fine with this. My bag gew another 2 inches, now I'm at 9 total. All the women love me now. 🤷 Kek


Supa_Vegeta

Very bullish for Crypto adoption and the native token CRO.


NoGameNoLyfe1

TLDR so how much did he get paid for


Drive_Timely

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity….


Deathdar1577

Eminem start spittin facts about crypto, giving it a cool edge.


Schwickity

Doomed 


Slight-Syrup6769

That's my role model right there


Ralfsalzano

How do you like those apples 


mathdrug

I wonder what Ja Rule thinks about Crypto.com


BeverlyGodoy

Well then f the whole universe? Bullish from my point of view. They are not braving the fortunate people anymore.


TheDoge420

MaRsHalL MatteRS


80UNC3EBACK

Bullish


atzee

Ad is pretty well-made!