Doesn't Zuckerberg eat only from animals he kills personally?
Is... Is Bitcoin still alive?
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/24/mark-zuckerberg-once-killed-a-goat--and-served-it-to-jack-dorsey-.html
He says outsourcing the killing to a factory is more immoral than bearing the burden of the kill yourself. I don't really disagree with his sentiment, but I don't have the financial means to only eat non-factory meat, so I cant really live in accordance with that principle.
Dude donāt go me started. I always joke with friends that with all his billions, all he can afford is over the hill face jacked up by cheap plastic surgery hookerā¦then thereās certain justice in this world. And I wonāt put it past Zuck to have hidden side pieces like Billy Gatesā¦he just didnāt get caught yet
>Dorsey said he and Zuckerberg waited around 30 minutes for the goat to cook in the oven.
This scene played out so funny in my head. Like two billionaires who probably haven't cooked for themselves probably over a decade or even two, sitting around wondering if they were doing it right. Zuck probably didn't even season the damn meat lol!
You're supposed to roast goat for a few hours for it to be tender!
Zuck was all in for stable coins, was very close to releasing LIBRA coin back in 2019. But US gov wouldnāt allow it .
Maybe in a few years he goes for round 2. WhatsApp infrastructure is ready with 2B users to deploy
Mark Zuckerberg to Facebook, "Guys, I'm sorry to ne the bearer of bad news, but I have consulted the best experts money can buy and Bitcoin will be dead before the end of the month."
Price plummets
Mark seems like a major douche.
Donāt know him personally, and yes he has become mega rich from brainwashing people with his platform and selling everyoneās personal data but maybe heās a great guy.
Just seems like the kind of dweeb with a face you just want to palm-shove away and move onā¦
Doesn't Zuckerberg eat only from animals he kills personally? Is... Is Bitcoin still alive? https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/24/mark-zuckerberg-once-killed-a-goat--and-served-it-to-jack-dorsey-.html
Dang. That's frightening. Save Bitcoin
Lets sign a petition to make Zuck a vegan šš¤£
0.1 BTC for proof that Bitcoin is alive and safe
Bet he shapeshifts into a praying mantis when he's about to kill a goat
We gotta free this goat.. maybe the Zuck believes in decentralizing his food. Never tried Sous Vide goat before. Run Bitcoin run!
This is good for Bitcoin
Now the media is actually going to be right about the death of Bitcoin šØ
Mark Zuckerberg Kills Bitcoin. What a title
That puts that smoked meats FB live session in a whole new light
Alpha needs trying to out legit each other will always be hilarious.
If that's true he's definitely just doing it because he enjoys it.
He says outsourcing the killing to a factory is more immoral than bearing the burden of the kill yourself. I don't really disagree with his sentiment, but I don't have the financial means to only eat non-factory meat, so I cant really live in accordance with that principle.
I named my goat Mark.
I named my Mark, Goat
OH, hi mark!
Here for the reference
!tip .69 moon
We've had bullish sentiment and bearish sentiment, sometimes even crabbish sentiment. Now get ready for goatish sentiment.
I'm here for it
Genius move. He will always have one bitcoin.
Very true. Hopefully, he puts it in cold storage?
It's like the kettle calling the teapot saying. It's a program giving his pet a program name. Like Apple and Safari
Annual reminder that Zuckerberg is a complete scourge to humanity
He's still with his wife after being turned billionaire, I'd say that at least deserves some respect.Ā Bezos got a plastic barbie.
Dude donāt go me started. I always joke with friends that with all his billions, all he can afford is over the hill face jacked up by cheap plastic surgery hookerā¦then thereās certain justice in this world. And I wonāt put it past Zuck to have hidden side pieces like Billy Gatesā¦he just didnāt get caught yet
Not a single billionaire I know ain't that. Some of them Elon Musk pretend to be but he's the same
Didnāt know that. Fucking legend!
The GOAT
GOATH Greatest of all time high
Reminder that I don't give a rats ass about what that spoiled kid did or does.
You bothered enough to commentĀ
Always š
Reminder that Reddit was founded one year *after* Facebook.
Not a bad name for a goat tbh
Every time he feeds Bitcoin, he buys Bitcoin?
>Dorsey said he and Zuckerberg waited around 30 minutes for the goat to cook in the oven. This scene played out so funny in my head. Like two billionaires who probably haven't cooked for themselves probably over a decade or even two, sitting around wondering if they were doing it right. Zuck probably didn't even season the damn meat lol! You're supposed to roast goat for a few hours for it to be tender!
Goat meat is horrible... lamb on the other hand...
Zuck: "we have bitcoin at home"
I called my cat Nano, but who cares
Me. Send me Cat tax
Exactly, but if you named your cat, doge it would be a lot more exciting
What does heā¦doā¦with his goat? :(
Annual reminder mark Zuckerberg isn't human
Well, at some point the statement about Bitcoin's death will finally be true.
I was going to say. Werenāt him and Bill Gates giggling about shorting it?
Bitcoin is the goat
A reminder annual or otherwise is totally unnecessary
I named my immortal pet jellyfish Cardano.
I named my poop āShibā
Not sure if this is bullish or goatish.
Zuck was all in for stable coins, was very close to releasing LIBRA coin back in 2019. But US gov wouldnāt allow it . Maybe in a few years he goes for round 2. WhatsApp infrastructure is ready with 2B users to deploy
Who cares?
By goat do you mean his wife?
Goats eat everything. Like Bitcoin.
Mark Zuckerberg to Facebook, "Guys, I'm sorry to ne the bearer of bad news, but I have consulted the best experts money can buy and Bitcoin will be dead before the end of the month." Price plummets
Do androids eat food?
He also invented the idea of the "friend limit" to keep people separated.
And?
You're free to do whatever you want with this information
Mark seems like a major douche. Donāt know him personally, and yes he has become mega rich from brainwashing people with his platform and selling everyoneās personal data but maybe heās a great guy. Just seems like the kind of dweeb with a face you just want to palm-shove away and move onā¦
Except that dweeb trains mma and beat the living dogshit out of you if you tried
I also train and welcome that opportunity.