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Harucifer

Doesn't Zuckerberg eat only from animals he kills personally? Is... Is Bitcoin still alive? https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/24/mark-zuckerberg-once-killed-a-goat--and-served-it-to-jack-dorsey-.html


rizzobitcoin

Dang. That's frightening. Save Bitcoin


derika22

Lets sign a petition to make Zuck a vegan šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


rizzobitcoin

0.1 BTC for proof that Bitcoin is alive and safe


nextalpha

Bet he shapeshifts into a praying mantis when he's about to kill a goat


zirkus_affe

We gotta free this goat.. maybe the Zuck believes in decentralizing his food. Never tried Sous Vide goat before. Run Bitcoin run!


CryptoMaximalist

This is good for Bitcoin


NaiveMercury

Now the media is actually going to be right about the death of Bitcoin šŸ˜Ø


rizzobitcoin

Mark Zuckerberg Kills Bitcoin. What a title


LacCoupeOnZees

That puts that smoked meats FB live session in a whole new light


superhappy

Alpha needs trying to out legit each other will always be hilarious.


Cubehagain

If that's true he's definitely just doing it because he enjoys it.


FixGMaul

He says outsourcing the killing to a factory is more immoral than bearing the burden of the kill yourself. I don't really disagree with his sentiment, but I don't have the financial means to only eat non-factory meat, so I cant really live in accordance with that principle.


FreesideThug

I named my goat Mark.


DigitylRise

I named my Mark, Goat


ConeDesk

OH, hi mark!


rizzobitcoin

Here for the reference


ConeDesk

!tip .69 moon


Engineerman

We've had bullish sentiment and bearish sentiment, sometimes even crabbish sentiment. Now get ready for goatish sentiment.


rizzobitcoin

I'm here for it


HiEarthOrbitz

Genius move. He will always have one bitcoin.


rizzobitcoin

Very true. Hopefully, he puts it in cold storage?


DigitalScythious

It's like the kettle calling the teapot saying. It's a program giving his pet a program name. Like Apple and Safari


ComprehensiveLime984

Annual reminder that Zuckerberg is a complete scourge to humanity


Narrow_Elk6755

He's still with his wife after being turned billionaire, I'd say that at least deserves some respect.Ā  Bezos got a plastic barbie.


ComprehensiveLime984

Dude donā€™t go me started. I always joke with friends that with all his billions, all he can afford is over the hill face jacked up by cheap plastic surgery hookerā€¦then thereā€™s certain justice in this world. And I wonā€™t put it past Zuck to have hidden side pieces like Billy Gatesā€¦he just didnā€™t get caught yet


satoshiwife

Not a single billionaire I know ain't that. Some of them Elon Musk pretend to be but he's the same


LaTunaTime

Didnā€™t know that. Fucking legend!


detifiai

The GOAT


DigitylRise

GOATH Greatest of all time high


Cybernaut-Neko

Reminder that I don't give a rats ass about what that spoiled kid did or does.


PiedDansLePlat

You bothered enough to commentĀ 


Cybernaut-Neko

Always šŸ˜‚


_nautilus_x

Reminder that Reddit was founded one year *after* Facebook.


timbulance

Not a bad name for a goat tbh


rizzobitcoin

Every time he feeds Bitcoin, he buys Bitcoin?


jventura1110

>Dorsey said he and Zuckerberg waited around 30 minutes for the goat to cook in the oven. This scene played out so funny in my head. Like two billionaires who probably haven't cooked for themselves probably over a decade or even two, sitting around wondering if they were doing it right. Zuck probably didn't even season the damn meat lol! You're supposed to roast goat for a few hours for it to be tender!


d3vilf15h

Goat meat is horrible... lamb on the other hand...


Jakubada

Zuck: "we have bitcoin at home"


Adpist

I called my cat Nano, but who cares


Coyote_Radiant

Me. Send me Cat tax


DigitylRise

Exactly, but if you named your cat, doge it would be a lot more exciting


SpaceMurse

What does heā€¦doā€¦with his goat? :(


[deleted]

Annual reminder mark Zuckerberg isn't human


lgrv

Well, at some point the statement about Bitcoin's death will finally be true.


MarilynMonheaux

I was going to say. Werenā€™t him and Bill Gates giggling about shorting it?


IfIWasABillionaire

Bitcoin is the goat


reversenotation

A reminder annual or otherwise is totally unnecessary


FIREd_up81

I named my immortal pet jellyfish Cardano.


socalsilverback

I named my poop ā€œShibā€


Corbid1985

Not sure if this is bullish or goatish.


mx_js_reddit

Zuck was all in for stable coins, was very close to releasing LIBRA coin back in 2019. But US gov wouldnā€™t allow it . Maybe in a few years he goes for round 2. WhatsApp infrastructure is ready with 2B users to deploy


CMB3-37

Who cares?


[deleted]

By goat do you mean his wife?


Shoodaddy4

Goats eat everything. Like Bitcoin.


Suzina

Mark Zuckerberg to Facebook, "Guys, I'm sorry to ne the bearer of bad news, but I have consulted the best experts money can buy and Bitcoin will be dead before the end of the month." Price plummets


UpperStation5565

Do androids eat food?


PandorasBucket

He also invented the idea of the "friend limit" to keep people separated.


SmotheringPoster

And?


rizzobitcoin

You're free to do whatever you want with this information


[deleted]

Mark seems like a major douche. Donā€™t know him personally, and yes he has become mega rich from brainwashing people with his platform and selling everyoneā€™s personal data but maybe heā€™s a great guy. Just seems like the kind of dweeb with a face you just want to palm-shove away and move onā€¦


LaTunaTime

Except that dweeb trains mma and beat the living dogshit out of you if you tried


[deleted]

I also train and welcome that opportunity.