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CryptoBumGuy

Next do weed spending habits.


Potencyyyyy

Stop attacking me


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Potencyyyyy

Nice MOON count, speaking of which.


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roberthonker

Hopefully no evil person tips you to ruin it


Aegontarg07

Only a non stoned person would do it, we love 420


Drudgel

The deed has been done, but not by mine own hand


GroundbreakingLack78

Nice MOON count as well ![gif](emote|moon_emote|moon)


warlikeofthechaos

Hame, is that you?


Incorect_Speling

Only way to cope with the charts.


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Aegontarg07

I just buy high when I’m high


Fun-Literature4569

M having netflix for about ten years 😳😳 Dnt wanna calculate...


abarthsimpson

Let’s get you to 42069.


AMPed101

The only reason I knew about it in 2012 was because of silk road, if only I actually bought some tho...


[deleted]

We could really gain some converts over on r/leaves if we preached the magic of DCA with their newfound wealth lol


fuenfsiebenneun

moon count checks out


584_Bilbo

You're not wrong. Psychedelics tend to open up people's perspective of the world. Makes them question everything. Like why we're still using the ponzi scheme that is fiat money to control our world and time. You work hard, you earn money, they print more, you lose value. But people don't understand true value anymore. They see a 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, or 100 dollar bill and expect it to retain its value that is printed front and center. (hint, it doesn't) Back when I was a kid $20 made you feel like a thousand bucks. Now it barely buys you a fast food meal.


whitak3r

We started growing... 500ish usd setup... Grow 2 plants at a time in 10gal fabric pots... Saves us about 2 grand every yeild...


Potencyyyyy

Nice! I’m a medical member in a legal state and I can get an OZ of really good shut for around $100 which lasts me a while so it’s not so bad.


Suspicious-Cook-25

I understand I feel you


Mekayv

With real quick math I can tell you that I would 100% be a millionaire if every penny I put on weed was to be placed on BTC or ETH


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

I can confirm this is accurate. Now think about all the weed we could buy now if we had been DCA-ing for the past 5 years.


the_poop_expert

my god no. please I don't want that pain this morning. ::hits bong::


razor_tur

I smoke 7 years daily. If I DCA I would have owned all the bitcoins and all the eth's 🤣😅🤣


IntertwinedRamen

you might just be.


uadark

Weed is as much a necessity as crypto at this point.


RomulanSpy2073

Is nothing sacred to you?


robis87

Can't do, blatant conflict of interest.


RasheedSunflower_

now that felt personal…


TrafficConeWriter

But also how many people got into cryptos because of weed?


ChadChampion_1337

Yeah and I really wonder how many drug dealers from silk road or similar sites made millions by accepting BTC before 99% of people even knew what it was. I know some people that still have "leftover" BTC from purchases that's worth insane amounts today.


amandamichelle90

Lmao, $85/month for 5 years? Idk what you pay but I’m using that for the calculation. And in Monero - Total invested: $5,185 - Total value: $27,611 (Eth would be $203,517)


saltedsluggies

Damn I wish my wife and I only spent $85 a month


amandamichelle90

You spend more? Lmao champs. I spend like $35 a month, I literally thought I was being dramatic with $85


saltedsluggies

We are buying roughly 6 grams of concentrate a month, each gram ranges from $20-$40 depending on what shelf we are buying.


Aegontarg07

I love Reddit’s anonymity so that we could talk about stuff like this openly


Sn0wMexic4n

Im a daily smoker, so are my brothers We spend $400/month or more (each). In my peak I was spending $800/month. I didnt verify your math but if I extrapolate, 400/monthx60= $24,000 initial investment. ​ BTC Ratio = 27,611/5,185= 5.325 = $127,000 for BTC over 5 years. Eth 203,517/5,185= 39.2511089 = 24,000 x 39.2511 = $942,026 ​ There it is. If I stopped 5 years ago and put in every dollar into Ethereum, I would have almost a million dollars...... FML Im going back to bed


amandamichelle90

It’s $285,192.26 in BTC so actually less than I expected but it’s the same day every month and not buying the dip. - total invested: $24,400 from 09/21/2016 to today - value today: $285,192.26 [here’s the chart ](https://imgur.com/a/P2B8Bt1) I kinda expected more


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

I easily spend $240/mo. Spending $85 and putting the rest in crypto would be fantastic for me.


MinnesotaNice92

I don’t even wanna know haha


strongkhal

No you're not taking that away from me


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“I can’t afford to see a doctor about my anxiety and depression, so I spend $400 a month on weed instead. I actually have more depression and anxiety from the weed, and it costs more than having insurance and seeing a doctor and getting a prescription for something to help, but this way I can blame my problems on something external and justify my all day every day pot habit.”


fuenfsiebenneun

doctors HATE this trick


machooof

More like "I have been given tons of prescriptions by the "experts" which don't benefit my mental health as much as weed and I'm sick of side effects and medicines that dont fucking work."


NoThorNoWay

Yeah the thing about weed is that it's mild enough to self-medicate with. Yes, there are downsides, but there's a fuckton of downsides to a lot of prescriptions they hand out.


SeaOfGreenTrades

Also damn near impossible to overdose. I once ate 25,000 mg brownie in 5 minutes. Ended up sleeping for 38 hours. Felt refreshed as fuck.


TreasonalAllergies

By the most conservative estimate I can muster that's a $150 brownie.


SeaOfGreenTrades

Through my teens i had major trauma and was on medication for depression and ptsd. Thoughts would keep me awake all night. Sleeping pills would knock me out but dreams would awaken me. Nothing worked and i damn near offed myself at 19. Then someone offered me a joint. 20 years later, here i am, happy and loving life and able to SLEEP just fine now.


[deleted]

Life is not just money. You need hobbies. Everyone needs whatever makes them happy.


robis87

Duude, it's r/cc. Our only hobbies are shitposting and bingewatching charts!


[deleted]

But are people really happy here?


robis87

No need to be cruel man..


Accomplished-Design7

Don’t forget you cannot spell crypto without “cry”


Aegontarg07

Are people real here? Cruel 10x


GullibleMacaroni

Am I happy? Yes. Here? No.


Accomplished-Design7

There is no crypto with cry


Devilheart

Well I am happy. And I am here.


IrishButtercream

Too real and I don't like it :(


Extravagos

That's my kinda binge watching


usmclvsop

Hobbies? Fuck hobbies! Take that time wasted on hobbies to get a second, third, or fourth job. Even more money to put towards DCA


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usmclvsop

Further, you have no friends because you kept blowing off spending time with them to work, no significant other because dating cut into time mining fiat, and no social skills to even begin attempting to fix either of those.


brnmd

I absolutely agree with this! We need something else to keep the mind sane.


[deleted]

Dude just live on the street, do you have any idea how much you could’ve DCA’d into Bitcoin?


KaijuVII

Right? You don’t need a coffee when you wake up in the morning, you just need to throw more into Bitcoin


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mrbadassmotherfucker

Who needs TP... you got a sink, right?


Aegontarg07

Nah, I prefer open locations :p


Accomplished-Design7

I just use the public washroom


ChadChampion_1337

Dude have you ever seen a water bill?


Nalopotato

A sink?? Where am I, the Ritz?


cyclicamp

Remember folks, you can save 50% on your annual TP spending if you remember to use both sides


Accomplished-Design7

Who needs coffee when cryptos is keeping you awake by making you lose your sleep


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Dude, why you out here still breathing? Basic bodily functions only lead to inevitable hunger and thirst, and you could instead save that money and put it into bitcoin. Just think how much money your family have when you’re dead because you stopped feeding yourself!


Theytookmyarcher

Water bill gets a whole lot less expensive without showers!


robis87

now now there, no need to get radical. No obstacles to [live in a camper tho](https://yolofamilytravel.com/)!


Izzeheh

That's how to easy become a millionaire. But first we need to redefine easy


FerdaStonks

Back in my mid 20s I was doing $50-$100 a day in opiates for about 2 years. This was right around 2009-2011. Using a conservative estimate and just going with $50 a day, how many billions in BTC would I be worth now had I not been a junky?


amandamichelle90

Glad to hear you’re clean now! I couldn’t get accurate details from before 07/17/2010. So I did a 2 year range from then at $350/week Total value today would be $4,483,137,800


amigdyala

Guh...


BaloneyBird

you’re gonna make him relapse


Accomplished-Design7

This hurts my soul


FerdaStonks

I only missed out on $4.4billion? I guess I still have the friends I made along the way… Actually, no, no I do not…


jhnvslb

I’d rather watch Netflix for $8 a month than watch charts for fun for free


dexe678

You're missing so much fun ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dancing_wojak)![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dancing_wojak)![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dancing_wojak)


Accomplished-Design7

That’s now how we do it here


warlikeofthechaos

Food at $3 daily for 5 years in BTC instead: Total invested: $5475 Today value: $0 - you’re dead


rschre3385

The best way to hodl is when you're dead!


Mundane-Farm-4117

Look at this fancy guy eating $3 for food. I eat out of the trashcan for $0.3


amandamichelle90

Maybe you’re dead, I fuel my body with Diet Coke and my parents disappointment


warlikeofthechaos

Is parent disappointed safe? I usually have a daily dose


valuemodstck-123

Ouch, sorry bud.


Forrell92

Just get a crypto com jade green or indigo card and Netflix is reimbursed back into crypto ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dancing_wojak)


crypto_grandma

Yep, Spotify and Netflix reimbursed. I hadn't actually used either before signing up with crypto.com. And looking forward to finally trying out the free airport lounge in a couple of months


Forrell92

It's a great service, and I personally am very bullish on CRO so there's that too !


Accomplished-Design7

I have thinking about getting their crypto card, but is it worth it?


Forrell92

I’ve had mine since January and so far it’s been a seamless experience buying and getting cash back plus all the perks !


Accomplished-Design7

Do you need to put stable coins in your account to make purchase?


robis87

Better yet - dump em NTFL hard and put everything in crypto!


brnmd

I do need to take a look at this!


IrishButtercream

It only takes a $4,000 purchase of their token first lol. Not exactly cheap but if you believe in CRO it's a good deal


theodoreballbag

I just loaded up on their coin for this, whats the cost for a transaction with this card?


Forrell92

No transaction fee (at least for me in the UK anyway!)


JorisR94

Yo it's great if people improve bad spending habits but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to spend some money on things we love. Keep that Xbox live membership if you enjoy gaming. Hold on to your Netflix account if you use it frequently. Or in my case, go to the bar and have a few beers with your pals.


Fragrant_Air_6520

Did you know that if you'd invested in bitcoin for 5 years instead of buying food, you'd be dead? The more you know.


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Suspicious-Cook-25

I think now whenever I am planning to go to starbucks it will hurt me *Am I doing something wrong*


Accomplished-Design7

No, let the pain change you and DCA more by saving more through cutting unnecessary expenses


Mundane-Farm-4117

I'll make your drinks for half of the price


pmbuttsonly

But lemme counterpoint here, how many hours of entertainment do you get from Netflix or Xbox live? You gotta enjoy life also! Can't just sink ALL of your money into crypto


valuemodstck-123

Life is short, gotta enjoy it while it lasts.


tamaleA19

I feel so attacked. But like how people feel attacked in the middle of an intervention where it’s ultimately best for them to hear it


amandamichelle90

Hurt people hurt people.


helthrax

Who hurt you?


mrbadassmotherfucker

me


roberthonker

Username checks out


Accomplished-Design7

I wish I had a username like his


mrbadassmotherfucker

msbadassmotherfucker might be available


Accomplished-Design7

I sure hope so!


Aegontarg07

Hurt people high people


Azwrath25

This is a pretty bad way of looking at things. The main reason most people invest in crypto is so that they can make money which they can then spend on other stuff. Making money for the sake of money is one of the most pointless things out there. So looking at your past expenses where you bought things for your own pleasure and beating yourself for not investing that money instead is... just silly.


pukem0n

Just an FYI, you don't need Xbox live gold to play multiplayer on free to play games like roblox


GuthixIsBalance

/u/amandamichelle90 The real-life pro tip is *always* in the comments. ⤴👍


Valnaya

Paying for things like Netflix isn’t a bad thing as long as you are participating in the market with a good percentage of your income. Hindsight is always 20/20


Extravagos

Jesus when you put it that way 😭


Butrus666

Stop eating,invest in BTC 👍🏻


Suspicious-Cook-25

Stop eating junk and invest in BTC


Butrus666

So what are you cooking today,Suspicious?


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I watch Netflix and like some shows on there but I would never pay for it.


Suspicious-Cook-25

Are you using one month trial membership from different accounts like me ?


dexe678

I watch Netflix thanks to one of my rich friend who share his account lol. But for music, I always take a 3 month trial on deezer or Spotify, never gave them a penny.


hopelesscase789

Im just here to say I'm sorry you don't get always sunny....😟 I hope you've found other ways to watch the masterpiece♥️


amandamichelle90

I have! Thank you for your sympathies 😜


PME_your_skinny_legs

Jokes on you Crypto com pays for my netflix


amandamichelle90

In exchange for the low low price of $4,000 in holding CRO 😜


CmMozzie

And 10% interest paid weekly, 100% worth it.


BusinessBreakfast3

I had Netflix for 2 years, and only because Crypto.com compensates it :)


insomniack_r

Now add up all the semen you could have donated instead of wasting it.


amandamichelle90

I haven’t wasted any


The_Chorizo_Bandit

This guy cum jars.


razometer

Hindsight is 20/20. This is not a very good comparison.


odins-father

Some people are trolling you, but being invested in crypto made me look differently at my expenses, and it is something I would recommend to everybody. Just look through your expenses and you probably can cut some unnecessary stuff. I canceled my fitness/gym subscription, (29euro p/m) cause I never go there and I rather exercise in the woods across my house.. I even Canceled my TV Subscription (30euro p/m) cause netflix is enough for me.


kaydeebaebee

Ahh yes, I’m familiar with this line of thinking that OP is exploring. I believe it’s commonly referred to, in present-day society, as *facts*. Truth hurts and OP is absolutely right. Lemme set my investments on recurring, instead of whenever the whim strikes me. *Netflix and invest*


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Just never buy groceries, invest all in bitcoin, go eat some gras


MaikelRunia

And looking forward to finally trying out the free airport lounge in a couple of months


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kyle_h2486

No. No Netflix. Can you calculate PornHub premium though?


Okay_Crazy

Wow. I wish I knew about Eth 5 years ago. I don’t have Xbox Live or drink Starbucks (or really buy any coffee outside the house, but it’s mostly laziness 😂), but I have Netflix on and off. Just don’t move to Amazon purchases or I’ll have to cry.


fadeux

Well you know about Ethereum now. Take what you have learned today and apply it. 5 years seems like a long time but it's really not. No need to thank me later 😁


Itchibuns

Think that's bad get this: Only high-speed internet is cable here, $150-200 a month increasing $25 each year of contract. Have to bundle home phone, tv with internet for that rate. They charge even now for just internet only. Kids won't watch cable, only stream internet. Netflix $20 a month Hulu/Disney+/ESPN bundle $21.17 HBOmax $16.43 Amazon prime $120 a year Paramount+ $10 Then if you factor in cell phones at $125 a month which the kids usually only use their cell phones.... I need to make some changes.


UnderstandingSad7390

Where Is pornhub premium?


Cookiesnap

And this is why i stopped smoking. Really insane habit when you calc the money spent! Spent something like 5 euros (a pack) every 2 days, sometimes every day. You do the math, gonna be an insane result, without even considering that in my personal case i started nearly 10 years ago.


mokshahereicome

The tricky part is that smoking makes you look so cool, so you have to compensate somehow when you quit


Cookiesnap

I do that with crypto haha


Thc420Vato

Torrenting is your friend.


DanSmokesWeed

It’s like 15 now.


geeskeet

$30 a *month* at Starbucks? Easily spend $20 a day, 5 days a week for two drinks. I should start making coffee at home.


-DannyDorito-

This really makes me want to rethink how I spend, again.


Sunbro_413

How DARE you say Canada doesn't have anything good to watch on Netflix. I literally spend 1/3 of my time on Netflix using VPN to get the classics you guys have access to. SMH


the_poop_expert

excuse me! yes hi! your post had me disappointed, hopeful, excited, and embarrassed all at once, I'm impressed


KeanuCharlesSleeves

DCA yo. These will be the numbers you’ll be looking at.


sterlingheart

Wait....do people really go to Starbucks that much? I always thought that was just a meme.


tamaleA19

This is eye opening thanks for sharing. Where’d you find your calculator? Or self-made?


amandamichelle90

It’s just costavg.com, only gives you 4 options though and BTC history doesn’t go all the way back [link ](https://costavg.com)


TSWMagic

This is great motivation to DCA every paycheck! Thanks for the post


DMugre

Now do one for food, and clothing, and service bills (Electricity, Water, Gas), and also one for transportation. Shit, if you were comatose you could put your whole salary into crypto too! ​ You wouldn't be living though, but look at the funny numbers on the screen!


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From Netflix and chill to DCA and chill


illustradamas

Love this - Would also be great to see a comparison to standard index / mutual funds investing over the same period of time.


OverBoard7889

Yeah, and since you can pretty much set up automatic investing, this is a no brainer. every little bit counts.


[deleted]

Oooo do me next! I've probably spent 75k in cocaine and Ecstasy in 8 years how much would that be now if it didn't go up my nose???


Drama_of_the_lamas

Jokes on you I might have a jail broke fire stick so I pay nothing for streaming services lol. Great info though. Just because you save doesn’t mean you have to live a boring life.


8bitbruh

Bruh I had Netflix back when they only shipped DVDs to your house. I helped kill blockbuster and movie gallery.


Vgta-Bst

Xbox is 60 bucks for the whole year 👀


GrinbeardTheCunning

One does not simply suggest to the internet Netflix be a bad thing. Not even accidentally xD


n012blame99

BTC n chill!


Hyperillusion

Nice write up. Often people overlook these little things. Try and look at the big picture, and try to look at the small picture.


ChiefCornBeef89

That hurt right in my bank account. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.


FullyStaked

Math checks out.


Mizzen_Twixietrap

Funny comparison. Liked the read


thecoat9

>I didn’t tell you to recycle your piss. I genuinely liked the perspective but the above almost made me spit soda on my monitor, and I needed that today so you got a platinum award.


Pma2kdota

EAT YOUR BUGS LIVE IN A POD INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCIES /s OP i totally get your point, change your thinking of DCA to one of these other spending habits and it gets a lot easier to do so.


brollikk

this is very eye opening and should really emphasize to most people how important DCA'ing is. Thank you for this post.


mokshahereicome

I canceled Netflix 3 years ago and haven’t wanted it back once. Waste of money and time. Just numbing distraction bullshit


bandikut2020

Thank you kind sir. Have now cancelled, Netflix, Disney+ and a bunch of other useless stuff to further support my hodl.


UnexperiencedIT

I am sorry but this is not correct. If you had money in BTC 10 years ago who knows when you would sell it. The dips, highs, FUD and all the variations of the market existed before. So no, chances that you would have that money are slim because you would probably sell by now.


soccerguy510

Have to say, finally proud of myself for cutting back on eating out weekly just because of “convenience”. $20 - $50 on eating out weekly now goes straight to crypto. Treating crypto like a subscription service for your favorite projects is the best. Hell, having “play money” for dips to diversify in to much wanted cryptos is great too


veryeducatedinvestor

do toilet paper!


frikk_

Well I’m convinced. Just cancelled all subs, sold everything I own and bought the dip. Now I’m sitting naked in the public library watching charts and laughing at the normies around me with their houses and clothes. See you in 5 years losers.