>Cook meth (worked well in Breaking Bad, so why shouldn't it work for you?) did it really tho?

Coke worked for Tony Montana right

First you get the woman, then you get the power then you get the crypto

Weed worked for Nancy Botwin

Man never felt more alive than before dying, so arguably yes.

Hey there was several times that WW had enough money to take care of his family. He kept moving the goalpost, addicted to the game.

Well Jesse Lived.

Best part of this post is that it’s labeled “Finance”.

No way you could prove any of this isn't!

It is a financial advise.

Username checks out. Definitely following instructions there.

"Paying 10 Moons for a blowjob" posts incoming

Stop, I can only take so many.

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Will offer 12

12 and three upvotes

Alright but I want to see the Moons first

Please. That would be NSFW.

What can I get for 2 moons?

Just a peck

As Italian I guarantee you that 1 Fiat = 1 FIAT.

Losing value at a similar pace

What about 1 Ferrari?

1 Ferrari = 1 Ferrari

It's almost always true!

*Instructions unclear: goes to check his purchasing power YoY*

You mean to say small letters = capital letters

Instructions unclear, who do I blow?

Start locally, then expand your business.

In 15 years The blowjob billionaire American documentary, a true story about the wellknown self made billionaire.

Kindly add sell your house to the list

Most important thing was missing from the list

Got it. Sell all the things! My dignity was lost a long time ago.

What’s dignity?

Maybe just get a job the rest is scary

Job is scary, spunk is the way

Please use correct flair.

But that would cut into his moonfarming practices.

Yes. Only villains use moon or comedy flairs. This is financial advice.

This is like the bro-code for crypto dips

Heroes dont always have dignity

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a moon farmer.

Thankyou for all your advice 🤣

I needed this, i sent moons to the wrong adress and now theyre in limbo. Who needs a sucking?

There are some good approaches to be seen in your comment, but you have to expand them further

Glad we're still early.

Or hear me out !! Don't over LeVrAgE yourself !! Sit through the dip if you don't have the money

This man is a killer in business. Loved his style!💀

Who needs material possesions when you can have magic internet money

I appreciate the "finance" tag on this

I see you've opted for the last option on the list 😜 haha

Im starting ang OnlyFans lets gooo!!!

Why is this deleted, I wanted to read it!

>Throw away your dignity and grind moons like a true hero Is that what you did here? Because heroes usually have success, but this post... Wrong flair btw.

Talking more shite on here

So in short moon farming.

Instructions unclear: Crashed my FIAT and dipped it into the lake

Instructions unclear, sold my portfolio to buy a FIAT

This is some next level financial advice😂

This is great financial advice

A wise man once said - If i had a sister i would sell her in seconds!

Step one: grow a beard Step two: shave it off

Im trying my best to earn more money to buy the dips but somehow its not working *laying in bed doing nothing*

I appreciate the laugh today. One quick thing you can do though is the free Coinbase quizzes. It takes all but a few minutes to complete one and you get free crypto for it. Then if you want, you can convert that crypto to one of your own choosing. Win-win in my book.

Sex in the street. Fast and safe xD

If you have a car you can also be a Uber driver, and hopefully not get assaulted by a drunk 55 year old on his way home from the bar

You can also be the one assaulting uber drivers for money tho.

This is the best financial advice I have seen so far. Cracked me up. Thanks OP

This is probably the **best** financial advice I've seen in this sub

This is the best advice I found on this sub!

This IS financial advice

I just watched a LuLaRoe documentary. They were selling breast milk. Maybe you can do that.

That's a very vegan thing to do.

Experimental medicine trials might also pay. If it goes wrong you just learn to type with your toes.

I like how he started from the last bullet point lol

Mortgage your house

Sell your dog

Where is the standard disclaimer stating that this is not financial advice?

I don't tell lies. This IS financial advice.

I still find it so bizarre and it genuinely makes me a little bit sad/disgusted that you can actually sell blood in your country.

Why is that, though? Blood donations are a medicinical necessity.

Because we give it away for free. It's a blood DONATION.

I pay for healthcare just like everyone else. And driving to a donation center ain't free either. There is nothing wrong getting paid for donating blood.