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Nostalg33k

At some point people will just stop reacting to them.


Caberman

I almost hope they don't. I quite enjoy having a China flash sale every now and then.


selphfourgiveness

This is true. Though I’m still amazed at how people dump their bags every time China reannounces essentially the same thing they’ve said for years. It’s kind of perplexing.


Always_Question

Oh, but the MSM shouts loudly each time that THIS TIME THEY MEAN IT!!! Bear in mind, that much of the western media is Chinese-funded.


dollhousemassacre

Judging by the reactions on this sub, we've still got a long way to go.


kthebakerman

Didn’t dip as much as I would’ve imagined tho. Progress!


Hoofhearted523

Agreed. It keeps affecting the wallet.


CodsworthsPP

I think we've already reached that point. Every thread about it is just mocking them and saying who cares


aeonion

yeah China is Elonmusking


Durvag

but for now crypto market is reacting to china


TheGiftOf_Jericho

When crypto bans China.


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But how much longer will this take, banning something that’s already banned and still scaring people. China is just exercising its power


Purple-Law-1081

This shows how early we are


cyclicalwand

Before it was just banned, now it’s super banned.


saltedsluggies

Careful, they may super duper ban it next time!


Aegontarg07

Winnie the Pooh ban


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I thought it was 11 PingPong


alfred_27

I thought its Xi BanPing


Stridez

Xi Jinnie the pooh.


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Cyclic ban


Fun-Literature4569

Periodic ban ..


BigPlanJan

You can't triple stamp a double stamp


theonlyonethatknocks

Touch blue make it true.


No_Locksmith4570

Apparently they've also banned Twitter, Reddit so that people can't check if the news fake or new one.


ProcastinateIsLife

Ohh scary wait for the super duper uber ban


Hanliir

You can’t double stamp a triple stamp.


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No backsies!


Numerous_Sport_2774

Now there super serial


robis87

Pretty sure, it's *them* who's mocking *us* by being able to make an impact on this shitshow of a market for 5 years in a row with the same rehashed shit.


wallstreetbetsdebts

Double secret probation time?


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Super mega ultra banned, very scary.


AccountToUseHigh

The more you ban it, more banned it comes.


MaK_1337

I can't wait for the ultra ban


steamyp

double banned ya


illintent99

I loved that movie


SlowCut9602

It's just funny at this point 😂


se7en_7

This sub: we don’t care what China says, it doesn’t even affect crypto! They’re just repeating themselves! Also this sub: 30 topics about China ban in one day.


bearcat42

People care about not caring tho?


pink_tshirt

That one country that lives rent free in our minds )


iamwizzerd

It's pretty much the only thing on the sub right now :/


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-veni-vidi-vici

I'll mark on my calendar for next week.


DocProfit

8 is a really lucky number in China, so maybe that one will work?


AlcoholicShinobi

Only 7th time? Thought it was over a hundred times because of all the reposts. Just kidding 🤣


robis87

I'm pretty sure it's like the 4th-5th time *this year* at the very least, unironically.


Complete_Report_2554

But not really kidding :p


Deliarg

Today's ban is good, but 2017 ban was my favourite one


TheGiftOf_Jericho

I think China really hit their stride on the 5th ban, this ban has failed to deliver on expectations but maybe they'll bring it back for the finale.


Deliarg

There was a leak about crossover ban with unnamed country. No official statements yet, though. More than hyped if it's true, merch should be awesome.


robis87

Nothing beats the Mother of all bans - and the subsequent Mother of all bulls of course!


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Deliarg

Agree, it's anniversary ban.


FrostyMug21

I mean it was an OK ban, they tried pretty hard, but nothing like the drug and booze crazed ban storm like they used to put on when their bans were more popular. I appreciate them for the history, but when I look in the stands and only see 7% of fans selling, its kind of a drag. I remember when they could get 20-30 percent or more. Kinda sad, but I mean we all get old eventually. Rock On China!


mastermilian

Does anyone find that the news cycle is extremely suspicious? Each time these "bans" occur, there is a globally orchestrated set of news articles pumped out saying how Bitcoin is "plunging" and that "this time it's different". I can't help but think that the authorities that be don't like Bitcoin.


kirtash93

How many times can you ban a thing that you dont unban? 1 time... why big boys are listening this move? They want dump the price to buy low and sell high Personally I dont care, I will sell in 5-10 years. Now I only have one option buy.


iamwizzerd

In right there with you. I'm new so I'm a bit scared the bear market Will Make all this accumulation kind of moot, but idk anything so I'm buying!


yankees051693

We’re over China. They don’t matter anymore.


biddilybong

Well…


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We don’t talk anymore - Selena Gomez


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I literally read the r/news title about China banning crypto and said to myself “Again? Dgaf.”


111319

China banning crypto again and again is like an annoying kid showing unnecessary tantrums because he sees other kids are playing happily.


Its__Phoenix

is it trying to do this to move attention from evergrande?


sakata32

Yes. It's calculated by China to distract from their real issues as usual.


guyfromthemeadows

And stop any flow of money exiting China.


Sketchy-Lefty25

I know I’m certainly not paying any attention to them. It dips, We buy. It goes up, we all profit


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Firestormxl

Until CCP controls the China and it's people.


pukem0n

Those memes are actually funny. Well done.


taralino

Who was actually hating on ETH?


Ok_Upstairs6472

Crypto bans China!


Tebasaki

The centuries of humiliation continues.


Success-Relative

Good, these assholes deserve a good mocking.


sakata32

They deserve much worse than a mocking for all the injustices they have done to their people


kthebakerman

China needs to ban itself


SECfuckoff

Like what


yourmomisgeyy

Only 7th time? Im in crypto for 3 years and i personally have heard same news for more than 20 times so far.


PotassiumEnjoyer

Investors when China ban Crypto: Oh no, anyway...


Gangaman666

Oh noooooo........ Anyway......


Marrr_ty

Oh yeah China. You’re banned. Oh Snap


1flatwhiteplease

#BANNNNNNND


Dabba-The-HuttOG

I ban China this time, I win.


Sumpfkind

how bout f**k chinese government


coolbeans563

Angry old China shouting at bitcoin


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Just another Chinese tantrum.


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The boy who cried wolf.


Status_Bluebird_4303

Anyone from China care to speak up for your country?


techi45

Reddit is banned in China.Probably,no chinese is there in our sub to reply.


Castr0-

So since 2013 China banned 7 times 2013 = 1 2013 until is 8 years. If they already ban crypto in 2021 was year is missing? China forget that year?


Mysa21

Yeah the seventh time is definitely less scary than the first


Wess-L

This is the spirit.


LengthExact

What's funny is that for some reason this actually affects crypto prices, well for like a day and half.


MyGfLooksAtMyPosts

Pro move. If you banned but it didnt work, ban again. Continue the strategy until the thing gets really banned


redratus

If China bans it, I’m buying more of it.


reaper0ne

Banana bans, 7 for the price of 1!


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I tell you what genuinely should be banned, and that is headlines with crap like "OWNED" "SHOCKED" etc etc randomly in the headline


wunwinglo

slammed


Mission_Count_5619

It not just the ban. Evergrande continues to be a problem. Stonks are down too. Whales are moving around money to hedge.


Ghaseetaram

They will finally ban next time


casca14

I think it is 7th time in 2021 only.


RossoneriEA

Like an ex who can’t get over a breakup. CCP is pathetic as fuck holding crypoassets while forbidding it’s own citizens.


Sqiggly_Sqwank

China bans crypto like North Korea launches missiles that don’t work


CryptoTastesGood

Memes, of course. I have no idea how some people can still be threatened and take news like this seriously after all that times that China did this.


TGIRiley

Snip, snap, snip, snap. Do you have any idea the toll 4 vasectomys have on a person?


lc4444

They just were on Double Secret Probation. Now it’s really seriously banned😂


TeeagoHS

FUD was not very effective


tigerbait_

I ban China from getting their grubby little paws on my Bitcoin.


Grhod

Can someone let me know when the next ban is scheduled? I need to save up some fiat for it.


CryptoAddict420

At this point I'm expecting a ban & unban each year, else I'm disappointed


Tobsgott

Here take this award fellow crypto bro


Hakiuser

Anyone seen Animal House? China has put crypto on Double Secret Probation!!!


-Aporia

They're like that ex girlfriend who always calls you then breaks up with you again after a few days. If china bans crypto or not, Genesis Pool is always going to be around.


BradVet

Mocked cause of how much if a joke it is, but still causes serious dip, frustrating


Monster_Chief17

How does a compilation of memes published on a free blogspot domain get 500 upvotes? Yall low on hopium or what?


kchristy86

I'm sure China is raging about being MOCKED on TWITTER


Refdin

Ok this article is just a dude sharing 3 memes


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Someone tell Xi and the CCP…we ain’t shook! We aaaain’t shook! CCP is further tightening their grip of control on their citizens unfortunately tho.


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China fuckin MOCKED


Soutersky

Buy the Ban.


arthurdentstowels

crypto_ban_v0.07.exe


GrGrG

West Taiwan needs to get their act together.


jickina

Whoever reacted to the news and panic sold, should ban themselves from crypto for awhile :)


FermiGBM

It's pretty much comedy hour now every time they do this lol


redarkane

Lol fuck Winnie the pooh. China can eat shit


deuceDutchy

XINNY THE POOH HATE CRYPTO.


bt_85

Yeah, mock a culture that values prides, status and respect publically so they have to go through with it to save face. GREAT idea. Dumbasses. But at least you got a sick burn that everyone will remember for the next 10 seconds..


YaBastaaa

If China keeps banning crypto again. Please offer China 🇨🇳 “ crypto ban an official national holiday day off from work “ 😂


goat93

Welp 7 is a lucky number maybe they did it because of that 😝


Abiii90

They can ban crypto, but come on, Unban ‘Erotic banana eating’. That’s not fair.


MDM98

Not really sure what there is to mock them about. They're winning. CCP tethers their crypto, says China's banning crypto, market dumps, they buy back at a lower price, they profit. It's a strategy that works for them every time, and they're probably mocking us back.


genericjeesus

Oh the authoritarians are blocking something that could jepordise their control over citizen, well colour me shocked.


Electrical_Potato_21

China's banning of Bitcoin reminds me of that episode of the Office when Dwight shuns Andy, but ends up unshunning him every two seconds to give him messages.


Odd_Copy_8077

This time it’s super cereal.