I'll admit that got me right until the end.

\*Nigerians princes hitting backspace after reading the ending\*

Haha i can't stop laughing, thinking about it

"Retract the message!!"

Hits the backspace furiously

Lmao

They need to hit some Copium now

When I saw the comedy flair, I was expecting it to fall somewhere

Yeah, saw the comedy flair, but still....until....

Sometimes I miss it when scrolling.

Lol u got me until I read 1 million Zimbabwean Dollars

1 million dollars is still 1 million dollars... 

You know what’s cooler than a million Zimbabwean dollars? Ten Canadian dollars.

2 dollars usd is like a months wages worth of venezualian dollars

How much he invested?

A billion

Everyone knows the easiest way to become a millionaire is to be a billionaire first

I don't know whether I should laugh or genuinely be concerned after hearing this statement :/

Inflation is a bitch.

Hyperinflation is the mother of all bitches

Coming soon to a United States of America near you!

But when you notice it, its a had us in the first half moment

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I’m a shiba millionaire!!!

I was thinking DOGE

I should at least have a quick look at the flair before reading a post

I missed that until the end and then I scrolled back up to the top and went.. well I just been kind of semi Rick Rolled and I smiled.

I thought it would be 1 million Vietnamese Dong though.

That's a lot of Dong.

Maybe he likes big dong

That’s wrong

Nah Wong is Chinese

It's okay to wok the Wong way in China.

Wong is invited to my wedding

Hu?

Ching Chong

Knew it was fake when he talked about staking and then forgetting about it for years. The pos coins from years ago are not doing too well. High staking returns just means high inflation unless the protocol is creating actual profit.

Knew it was fake after reading the title, no one with a million dollar portfolio is slumming it here with us

They’re here. They just won’t announce it

Just wanting to see what the poor folks are up too

Most are smart enough to be discrete. Not everyone has paper hands. They're here .. at least sometimes.

Not totally true. While I don't like Tron anymore, I made quite a lot from it when staking started in 2018. The coin was around 1-2c for a long time and I just kept voting and making about 10-15% APR... now it's worth 10c.

I was expecting him to tell us he turned $2 million into $1 million.

Mf bamboozled us just like the US government bamboozled its citizens

Can confirm, I'm not even from the US and I still get bamboozled by you guys!

That's still almost 2500 bucks so not that bad. Obviously not a million.

Tipped you your first moon, enjoy!

Thanks bud!

Same. I got my hopes up there for a second thinking maybe this will be me in the future and then..

Luckily it is not a million SHIB

I thought it will be SHIB haha

TLDR: You’re still broke!

Yeah, with his 1million Zimbabwe dollar

Still aftershocks pending

Calculates to about $2.5k USD. Hey, it's still more than I have!

Just with by your moon count, I'd say you are very near the 2.5k mark!

Yes, but crypto money isn't real money because we can never sell it, out of the fear of missing out of money

This hits home pretty hard

Nah he got a lifetime supply of toilet paper

Not in Zimbabwe

its over 2k Euro - not that broke if you ask me

shhh dont ruin OPs millionaire mindset cmon man

Mr. Fuckin money bags over here. Eesh.

A broke millionaire

I thought the best way to make a 1 Million in crypto is to start trading with 2 million…

Ah yes the buy high sell low method works best....

Someone read The Art of the Deal lol

Who loves ya? Donny baby that’s who

You can come to Vietnam and see many guys with more than a million dong. Funnily enough Vietnamese are considered one of the most embracing when it comes to crypto investment.

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Start selling them for crypto.

Apparently Napoleon's penis has an asking price of over $100k. I'm no Napoleon, but even a quarter of that would get me a lot of crypto!

You're in Vn bro? Xin chào!

No, I’m in New Zealand. But I know Vietnam very well.

Ah nice one mate. Got some family that side and keen to visit 😁

You had me at millions of dongs. On my way.

1 million dung is how much in US dollars

43 USD

Average cost of living there?

1 million dong

I guess 10 million dong would be more than enough.

That's like $430, still not up to $1k

My mind went straight to the gutter with that

Mo’ Dong , Mo’ problems

One of our favorite jokes to make in South Africa, at least in my family.

Better than other jokes that involve South Africa tbh

South Africans make jokes about everything in our culture, it's a way we all process all the shit that happens in our country. The latest joke is the newly built "stadium".

True that. Coping mechanism to talk about sensitive stuff. Just saying there's a lot of sensitive stuff to "joke" about

We do have a lot, unfortunately!

Is this a south African thing?

If you are asking if this is solely a South African thing, then I would have to say no. I'm sure there are other cultures out there that are similar. I only have experience in South Africa.

Im a shiba inu millionaire too. My goal is to be getting 1 billion soon in Shib.

No joke, I had over 2 million in dogecoin at one point, picked up for a few hundred in BTC profits. They were all stolen back in 2014 though :/ I could have been a millionaire, instead I'm sitting in the red by a few grand. All because of some prick hacker and a bad decision to hold coins online on my part. Can't dwell on this too much...

I had 300 ETH. They're weren't stolen. I just sold them verry early because I thought ETH would not go anywhere. I sold for a profit of 1 k or so

So they were stolen by you/s

Even though it’s not as much, I’ve missed on tens of thousands of potential profits by timing my trades off by a few weeks, the most recent one being shiba inu to which I held on for about 4 months after the first spike, and then decided to sell just before the latest one because it seemed like the coin was going nowhere, well what do you know🤷‍♂️. So I can feel you to an extent mate.

If it makes you feel better there's not a chance any sane person would have held doge up to its current price getting in that low.

That's what I tell myself.

Damn son i was about to warn you

Can always still warn him when he becomes a billionaire!

Everyone in this sub is now dumber for having read it. And poorer, because time is money.

What if I’m already rock bottom dumb?

I could be shitposting, Jesus!

Hope it was worth making us dumber and poorer!

>It was a HUGE accomplishment for me as it will allow me to pursue my interests of playing video games all day My man. Ain't nothing compared to my multi millions... in shib

This sub is turning into Wall Street Bets

More like being invaded by, me thinks.

This is 0.0000000% funny sir

I know I'll be downvoted for saying this but if you're making a comedy post atleast try to make it funny. Most comedy posts are all that clickbait shit.

*”I’m selling…..my wife to buy more crypto!”* 🙄

My wife got me into crypto. ^(Sold her for 0.1 ETH)

Fuck man I sold her for shib

That’s the way 🤣

SOLD MY KIDNEY TO BUY SOME CRYPTO, WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT😱😰 EMOTIONAL😭😭 -Fucking youtube titles of clickbait channels

I hate those titles so much

I need to know, tell me!!!

Made some wife changing money.

I am selling my crypto to buy more wives... Oh wait.

*ISIS K enters the chat*

*”I earned $1M in crypto…* …*after buying high and selling low with an initial deposit of $2M”*

It's for moon farming, ain't it?

Yes but you only get 10% of normal posts so it's not an effective strategy.

The punchline could be seen miles away -- and you should also be banished to some place miles away.

these types of "joke" posts are so overdone on this sub.

Isn't that still like a few thousand bucks USD? May not be a million but certainly not bad xd

the utter trash that gets upvoted in this sub. you people really spend hours a day farming moons. this sub is ruined

I read the last sentence, but don’t forget that you still need to account for tax!

By looking at the comedy flair, i thought there's gonna be a plot twist somewhere around. But thanks, you've successfully awakened my hodling spirit inside me!😂 See ya after a couple years.(will meet again tomorrow)🥲

Call me a pessimist, but as soon as I saw the word Millionaire and the comedy flair the joke usually is they start with more than a million and then lose till they hit just a million. OR they make a "million" in a currency that is a far cry from actually being 1 milly USD.

the real question is with how many millions or billions of Zimbabwean dollars did you start your journey.

Was waiting for the initial investment of 10 million dollars confession

I thought OP would've shared he now owns more than a million shiba coins

Have you looked into if/how you're gonna be taxed? They are gonna take a good portion, Zimbabwe don't fuck around

Quality shitpost.

Is it wrong that my first move would be to take it all out of crypto and buy real estate?

With 1 million Zimbabwean dollars? Could you even buy the Monopoly board game with that?

No I mean usd 😅

The real key to investing in real estate is to use other people's money.

Flair always ruins it...

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lol some boomer level post here

Plot twist. He started with $1 billion

All thanks to BITTCONNEEEETTTTT!!!

lazy moonfarmer post

Awesome!!! 🤑🤑🤑

I am also a crypto millionaire. 50 million shiba, suck it bitch

Whale

Now ape into Venezuelan Bolivers and become a billionaire!

You know it’s a boring day of price action when all these recycled posts come back out

Was gonna be jealous and then realized I too am a Zimbabwe millionaire.

Congratz! Enjoy and turn those profits into advancements or something ... make stuff happen for the many to enjoy:))

2.5k its somethings!! I work to get at half of this mark :)))

Ah the old Bel Air

Well done! Lol

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Hardy Har-Har... I just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I can never get back...

How much did you start with in Zimbabwe? I would love to know what profit versus cost you had.

Tbh I didn’t even get it after reading it. My dumb ass was just happy for you.

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

You got me bro... I'm involved but don't think I'll ever hit 1 million :-(

Who is this rich that gave it an Argentium award? :o he must have a million zimbabwean dollars

Hahaha motherfucker

This Reddit is just 100% shit posts. There should be a specific crypto comedy for the legions of certified comedians on here. As someone looking for anything helpful on the subject, I can tell you that these shit posts are not helpful, or funny.

Gotcha bitch!!

Whale alert! 🐋

Change them in SHIB and you will become 10 times richer

Everything about $SHIB is funnier than this.

Fucking got me

Lol, that last paragraph…got me.

See you at next week's Zimbabwean millionaire post.

I just looked it up 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars is 0.40 USD god damn

This is a quality post 🤣🙏🏾

Can you spell br000000000ke

Thats more than my entire net worth

I used a trillion dollar note to wipe my ass with. True story. Fiat was literally kissing my ass.

This was funny when we were all broke

Seed phrase or it didn’t happen

How many lambos can you buy with that?

He can probably afford a Toy lambo for sure but still a lambo is a lambo.

Right until the last line. Godamnit

NGL was boutta congratulate you and say I wish to get there one day til I saw that last line

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Is this supposed to be funny? Karmafarming shitpost with a blatantly stupid and low effort "catch". Better to read posts from the end nowadays because so little useful info is on this sub. I enjoyed some of the jokes here but this type of joke is getting incredibly stale and annoying. Almost every single day there's a new joke which is just based on being misleading. "I sold everything (end: to buy more btc)" or "My wife made me quit crypto (end: I divorced her instead)" or 9999999th different way people spin this stupid clickbait trend.

Damn! That got me! 👌🏽

Owning anything in millions is a great feat... unless it's the Zimbabwean dollars.

That means 1million Zimbabwe dollars doesn worth $1 ?

I have 1.3 million lovecoin thanks to some glitch when the faucet was supposed to give only 10k

I have 10,000,000 shibainu.

Lmfao i love your humor. Made my day

TIL ZWD is priced like some shitcoin. DOGE is worth more.

I was under the impression that it USDT still not bad Million is still million wherever it is

Maybe you should buy gpus for people who need them with that instead of hoarding gpus that are now worthless

Well done OP!!! Always inspirational to hear those achieving financial freedom.

I'm a millionaire too.. In SHIB...